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....had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the mail.


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> ...had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the mail.


Don't neglect to inform us when you take a dump.

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> ...had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the mail.


Gawds... You must be bored? ;-)

I'd at least have added some cream cheese to that!

And hot Earl Grays Tea...... ;-d
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> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> > ...had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the mail.

>
> Don't neglect to inform us when you take a dump.


ROFL!!!

Don't know why but that really made me laugh.

Probably sleep deprivation. <G>
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> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
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>> ...had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the
>> mail.

>
> Gawds... You must be bored? ;-)
>
> I'd at least have added some cream cheese to that!
>
> And hot Earl Grays Tea...... ;-d
> --
> Peace!
> Om


Fair's fair. This NG is full of "My Dinner Tonight" posts, and frankly, WHO
GIVES A DAMN?


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> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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> > In article >,
> > "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
> >
> >> ...had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the
> >> mail.

> >
> > Gawds... You must be bored? ;-)
> >
> > I'd at least have added some cream cheese to that!
> >
> > And hot Earl Grays Tea...... ;-d
> > --
> > Peace!
> > Om

>
> Fair's fair. This NG is full of "My Dinner Tonight" posts, and frankly, WHO
> GIVES A DAMN?


Actually, I do!

It often gives me inspiration when I'm not sure what _I_ want to fix. :-)

The group is all about ideas...

Honestly luv, if you don't like the posts about "dinner tonight" (and
google will turn up _millions_ of hits on that one!) just use your kill
filter like I did for "dead spreads".

That way, you'll be happier. :-)

Ok?
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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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>> Fair's fair. This NG is full of "My Dinner Tonight" posts, and frankly,
>> WHO
>> GIVES A DAMN?

>
> Actually, I do!
>
> It often gives me inspiration when I'm not sure what _I_ want to fix. :-)
>
> The group is all about ideas...
>
> Honestly luv, if you don't like the posts about "dinner tonight" (and
> google will turn up _millions_ of hits on that one!) just use your kill
> filter like I did for "dead spreads".
>
> That way, you'll be happier. :-)
>
> Ok?



"Can I make lasagna at home? How?"


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>> In article >,
>> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
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>>> ...had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the
>>> mail.

>>
>> Gawds... You must be bored? ;-)
>>
>> I'd at least have added some cream cheese to that!
>>
>> And hot Earl Grays Tea...... ;-d
>> --
>> Peace!
>> Om

>
> Fair's fair. This NG is full of "My Dinner Tonight" posts, and frankly,
> WHO GIVES A DAMN?


I enjoy them. At least they're on topic.

TammyM, had a lovely chicken curry and saag paneer last night




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On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:00:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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>"Can I make lasagna at home? How?"


No. It's impossible.
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> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> news >
>
> >> Fair's fair. This NG is full of "My Dinner Tonight" posts, and frankly,
> >> WHO
> >> GIVES A DAMN?

> >
> > Actually, I do!
> >
> > It often gives me inspiration when I'm not sure what _I_ want to fix. :-)
> >
> > The group is all about ideas...
> >
> > Honestly luv, if you don't like the posts about "dinner tonight" (and
> > google will turn up _millions_ of hits on that one!) just use your kill
> > filter like I did for "dead spreads".
> >
> > That way, you'll be happier. :-)
> >
> > Ok?

>
>
> "Can I make lasagna at home? How?"


<snork>
Now THAT is carrying it a bit far luv!
I generally reply to posts like that with Google URL's!
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> On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:00:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> > wrote:
>
> >"Can I make lasagna at home? How?"

>
> No. It's impossible.


Grocery store.

Frozen section.

Microwave....

QED.
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> On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:00:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> > wrote:
>
>>"Can I make lasagna at home? How?"

>
> No. It's impossible.


Impossible Lasagna Pie

1/3 cup ricotta or creamed cottage cheese
3 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese
1 pound ground beef
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese (4 ounces)
1/2 cup spaghetti sauce
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup Bisquick
1 cup milk
2 eggs
Additional spaghetti sauce, heated, if desired
Heat oven to 400°. Grease 9-inch pie plate. Spread ricotta cheese in pie
plate; sprinkle with Parmesan cheese. Cook ground beef until brown; drain.
Stir in 1/2 cup of the mozzarella cheese, 1/2 cup spaghetti sauce and the
salt; spoon evenly over cheeses. Stir baking mix, milk and eggs until
blended. Pour into pie plate. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until knife inserted
in center comes out clean. Sprinkle with remaining cheese. Bake 1 to 2
minutes longer or until melted. Cool 5 minutes. Serve with additional
spaghetti sauce.

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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>> "Can I make lasagna at home? How?"

>
> <snork>
> Now THAT is carrying it a bit far luv!
> I generally reply to posts like that with Google URL's!
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> Om


Hey...that was an actual question deposited here once, and it actually
generated a few (but not many) polite responses from grannies who thought
the OP was serious.




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> On 20-Sep-2006, "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
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>> "Can I make lasagna at home? How?"

>
> Buy a box of RF lasagna noodles; then, read and follow the recipe on the
> box.


How have you NOT managed to follow the tone of this discussion? The question
was in quotes.


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>...had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the mail.


What does that have to do with the Republican Treason Machine?

--Blair
"Was it a 'freedom muffin!?'"
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>>...had a cranberry muffin. Probably some water next, and then open the
>>mail.

>
> What does that have to do with the Republican Treason Machine?
>
> --Blair
> "Was it a 'freedom muffin!?'"


I usually don't eat muffins, but then I heard Boeing had been selected* to
build a virtual electronic fence around the country to keep out
fruit-picking terrorists, and I was driven to eat. And then open the mail.

*Select: To grant a government contract to the company most qualified, which
means the company which has promised your alcoholic daughter a job after
she's out of rehab.


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> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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> >> "Can I make lasagna at home? How?"

> >
> > <snork>
> > Now THAT is carrying it a bit far luv!
> > I generally reply to posts like that with Google URL's!
> > --
> > Peace!
> > Om

>
> Hey...that was an actual question deposited here once,


I know, I remember it. ;-)

> and it actually
> generated a few (but not many) polite responses from grannies who thought
> the OP was serious.


If I'd been a bit more cognizant at the time......
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> >> "Can I make lasagna at home? How?"

> >
> > Buy a box of RF lasagna noodles; then, read and follow the recipe on the
> > box.

>
> How have you NOT managed to follow the tone of this discussion? The question
> was in quotes.


Surely you can be more sarcastic than that luv?

I had such faith in you...... :-(
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>> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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>> >> "Can I make lasagna at home? How?"
>> >
>> > <snork>
>> > Now THAT is carrying it a bit far luv!
>> > I generally reply to posts like that with Google URL's!
>> > --
>> > Peace!
>> > Om

>>
>> Hey...that was an actual question deposited here once,

>
> I know, I remember it. ;-)
>
>> and it actually
>> generated a few (but not many) polite responses from grannies who thought
>> the OP was serious.

>
> If I'd been a bit more cognizant at the time......
> --
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Oh no! You were one of them?


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On 20 Sep 2006 22:43:53 +0200, Wayne Boatwright
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>Oh pshaw, on Wed 20 Sep 2006 01:00:45p, Damsel in dis Dress meant to say...
>
>> On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:00:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>"Can I make lasagna at home? How?"

>>
>> No. It's impossible.

>
>Impossible Lasagna Pie


I knew I could count on you.
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> > In article >,
> > "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
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> >> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> >> news > >>
> >> >>
> >> >> "Can I make lasagna at home? How?"
> >> >
> >> > <snork>
> >> > Now THAT is carrying it a bit far luv!
> >> > I generally reply to posts like that with Google URL's!
> >> > --
> >> > Peace!
> >> > Om
> >>
> >> Hey...that was an actual question deposited here once,

> >
> > I know, I remember it. ;-)
> >
> >> and it actually
> >> generated a few (but not many) polite responses from grannies who thought
> >> the OP was serious.

> >
> > If I'd been a bit more cognizant at the time......

>
> Oh no! You were one of them?


Depends on your definition. ;-)
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> <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote:
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> >Oh pshaw, on Wed 20 Sep 2006 01:00:45p, Damsel in dis Dress meant to say...
> >
> >> On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:00:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Can I make lasagna at home? How?"
> >>
> >> No. It's impossible.

> >
> >Impossible Lasagna Pie


<snipped awesome recipe>

>
> I knew I could count on you.


That was rather good eh? :-)
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Oh pshaw, on Thu 21 Sep 2006 12:32:51p, Damsel in dis Dress meant to say...

> On 20 Sep 2006 22:43:53 +0200, Wayne Boatwright
> <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote:
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>>Oh pshaw, on Wed 20 Sep 2006 01:00:45p, Damsel in dis Dress meant to

say...
>>
>>> On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:00:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Can I make lasagna at home? How?"
>>>
>>> No. It's impossible.

>>
>>Impossible Lasagna Pie

>
> I knew I could count on you.
>


LOL! Of course you can.

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Oh pshaw, on Thu 21 Sep 2006 12:32:51p, Damsel in dis Dress meant to say...

> On 20 Sep 2006 22:43:53 +0200, Wayne Boatwright
> <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote:
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>>Oh pshaw, on Wed 20 Sep 2006 01:00:45p, Damsel in dis Dress meant to say...
>>
>>> On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:00:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Can I make lasagna at home? How?"
>>>
>>> No. It's impossible.

>>
>>Impossible Lasagna Pie

>
> I knew I could count on you.


Of course! :-)

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