The following was sent to me...I thought that someone might like a halloween
cake

Kitty Litter Cake" * ~
This is *no joke*

READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO...

TRUST ME...

DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST...


This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little
different.........


WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE,
BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!


On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this
recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical
laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make
it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady
at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It
doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass
it along.

CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 packag e white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according t o directions, in any size pan.
Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or
food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie
crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss
with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the
mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable.
Shape
the blunt ends into slightly curved point s. Repeat with three more rolls.
Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white
cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the
cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining
Tootsie Roll until pliable an d hang it over the edge of the box . Place box
on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
"Kitty Litter Cake"




ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY TO GO TO, THINK ABOUT THIS CAKE.

I KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY MADE IT AND TOOK IT TO WORK. (THEY HAD A
GREAT TIME!!)

In article >,
"Carla Gilliss" > wrote:

> The following was sent to me...I thought that someone might like a halloween
> cake
>
> Kitty Litter Cake" * ~
> This is *no joke*
>

<snipped>

Got this by e-mail a couple of weeks ago...
and you forgot to post the pic:

http://tinypic.com/2s1w5t4.jpg

Delightfully disgusting, perfect for halloween...... ;-)

I think I'll pass.
--
Peace, Om

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

Ya know. this "recipe" has been posted like ten million times already
on this froup, it's tired - er
even than the old Neiman - Marcus cookie recipe...

--
Best
Greg


Carla Gilliss wrote:
> The following was sent to me...I thought that someone might like a halloween
> cake

In article . com>,
"Gregory Morrow" > wrote:

> Ya know. this "recipe" has been posted like ten million times already
> on this froup, it's tired - er
> even than the old Neiman - Marcus cookie recipe...
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
>
>
> Carla Gilliss wrote:
> > The following was sent to me...I thought that someone might like a halloween
> > cake

So she's new to the group and didn't know. Ya pill!
(Have you ever seen one IRL? I made one once for some radio guys in
town and they were appropriately disgusted. I did one for my Honda guys
and they just shut their eyes and enjoyed it.)
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
"Maligning an individual says more about you than the one you malign."
http://web.mac.com/barbschaller; blahblahblog 9/29/2006
http://jamlady.eboard.com

Carla Gilliss wrote:
> The following was sent to me...I thought that someone might like a halloween
> cake
>
> Kitty Litter Cake" * ~
<snip>

I'll see your kitty litter cake and raise you by 1 batch of cat poop
cookies! (I've never made them but they sure look gross....)

Litterbox Cookies

There are two flavors-chocolate, and gingerbread.
The cookies are dense and not very sweet, this is necesssary
so that they will keep their shape during baking. If you use white
flour
or sugar they may be tastier but they won't look like shit.

Chocolate ingredients:

1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
grape-nuts(tm) cereal

Gingerbread ingredients:

1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margerine
1 egg
2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
spices-ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
grape-nuts(tm) cereal

Mix-ins:

coconut
chocolate chips
butterscotch chips
peanut butter chips

To make:
Microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,
and
the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the
other
stuff. A dd mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll
dough
logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in
grape-
nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (10 to 15 minutes).

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
litter scoop. I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and

scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.

This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the
table
was already decorated with plastic flies.

In article 1>,
"Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet >
> news >
> > <snipped>
> >
> > Got this by e-mail a couple of weeks ago...
> > and you forgot to post the pic:
> >
> > http://tinypic.com/2s1w5t4.jpg
> >
> > Delightfully disgusting, perfect for halloween...... ;-)
> >
> > I think I'll pass.
>
> I made it for work a few years ago after I got sick and tired of knocking
> myself out making really good food for food day. People used to bring
> weenies in bbq sauce simmering all day in a crock pot, meatballs in grape
> jelly etc. and shunned the people's food that I considered edible.
> Soooo... I made the kitty litter cake. It is wonderfully disgusting and
> when people went "ewwww" at least they had a reason. They should have
> eaten my roasted pepper and garlic hummus with home made pita chips instead
> of shunned them.
>
> Michael

<giggles>
Nice revenge Michael!

<applause>
--
Peace, Om

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Gregory Morrow wrote:
> Ya know. this "recipe" has been posted like ten million times already
> on this froup, it's tired - er
> even than the old Neiman - Marcus cookie recipe...

I think it is one of those things that is only cute the one first time
you see it but never again.

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> In article >,
> "Carla Gilliss" > wrote:
>
> > The following was sent to me...I thought that someone might like a halloween
> > cake
> >
> > Kitty Litter Cake" * ~
> > This is *no joke*
> >
>
> <snipped>
>
> Got this by e-mail a couple of weeks ago...
> and you forgot to post the pic:
>
> http://tinypic.com/2s1w5t4.jpg
>
> Delightfully disgusting, perfect for halloween...... ;-)

With six cats and three litter pans I can say with authority I've yet
to see anything resembling that image... cat poop doesn't look like
alien chicken dogs, and cats cover up their poop.

Sheldon Clumpping

Sheldon wrote:
> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>> In article >,
>> "Carla Gilliss" > wrote:
>>

>
> With six cats and three litter pans I can say with authority I've yet
> to see anything resembling that image... cat poop doesn't look like
> alien chicken dogs, and cats cover up their poop.
>
> Sheldon Clumpping

Not all of mine. I have 3 cats, 2 of which do not cover up their poop.
Chloe, my female tuxedo, ends up playing maid and covering it up.

kili

kilikini wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> >> In article >,
> >> "Carla Gilliss" > wrote:
> >>
>
> >
> > With six cats and three litter pans I can say with authority I've yet
> > to see anything resembling that image... cat poop doesn't look like
> > alien chicken dogs, and cats cover up their poop.
> >
> > Sheldon Clumpping
>
> Not all of mine. I have 3 cats, 2 of which do not cover up their poop.

Probably males, like those who don't put the lid down. hehe

> Chloe, my female tuxedo, ends up playing maid and covering it up.
>
> kili

In article . com>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > In article >,
> > "Carla Gilliss" > wrote:
> >
> > > The following was sent to me...I thought that someone might like a
> > > halloween
> > > cake
> > >
> > > Kitty Litter Cake" * ~
> > > This is *no joke*
> > >
> >
> > <snipped>
> >
> > Got this by e-mail a couple of weeks ago...
> > and you forgot to post the pic:
> >
> > http://tinypic.com/2s1w5t4.jpg
> >
> > Delightfully disgusting, perfect for halloween...... ;-)
>
> With six cats and three litter pans I can say with authority I've yet
> to see anything resembling that image... cat poop doesn't look like
> alien chicken dogs, and cats cover up their poop.
>
> Sheldon Clumpping

I know what you mean... ;-)
I use clumping litter too. The litter just gets all lumpy and it gets
scooped _daily_!
--
Peace, Om

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"Carla Gilliss" > wrote in message
...
> The following was sent to me...I thought that someone might like a
> halloween cake
>
> Kitty Litter Cake" * ~
> This is *no joke*

I made this for one of my daughters one year, for her birthday party. It was
a big hit!! It tasted great, too.
Marie

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> With six cats and three litter pans I can say with authority I've yet
> to see anything resembling that image... cat poop doesn't look like
> alien chicken dogs, and cats cover up their poop.

The poo that was in my kitty litter cake did have "litter" covering it. But
my cat does sometimes accidentally leave some of the turd sticking out.
Marie