roger rabbits > wrote in
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> On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 13:24:02 GMT, DOTS ON A SCREEN wrote:
>
>> YOU MIGHT BE FROM COLORADO IF...
>>
>>
>>
>> ... You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.
>>
>> ... You thought "Californication" would be banned by Amendment 2.
>>
>> ... You think "South Park" is a place to stop for gas on your way to
>> Buena Vista.
>>
>> ... You have a business degree and are frying burgers at a McDonald's
>> in Vail.
>>
>> ... You have a flat tire in your refrigerator and your garage.
>>
>> ... You tell your husband to pick up granola on his way home from work
>> and he stops at the day care.
>>
>> ... You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that wears
>> a bandanna.
>>
>> ... You cast out your fishing line while white-water rafting.
>>
>> ... You've never seen the tourist attractions in your own city.
>>
>> ... All summer you thought a redneck named "Bubby" was gonna be your
>> quarterback.
>>
>> ...You think a pass does not involve a football or a woman.
>>
>> ... You are 82 years old and take up snowboarding.
>>
>> ... Your SUV tire size exceeds your IQ.
>>
>> ... Your real Y2K fear is running out of Celestial Seasonings tea and
>> trail mix.
>>
>> ... The entire top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony
>> tail.
>>
>> ... You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak
>> unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all our
>> house-guests to do it.
>>
>> ... You can recite the entire Bible from memory, but can't remember to
>> use your turn signal (CO Springs).
>>
>> ... You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.
>>
>> ... You wear the latest fashions a year after they went out of style.
>>
>> ... You think that formal wear is ironed denim.
>>
>> ... North means "mountains to the left;" south is "mountains to the
>> right;" and east and west are where all those damned liberals keep
>> moving in from.
>>
>> ... You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels "sticky" and
>> you notice the sky is no longer blue.
>>
>> ... You consider a three-piece suit to be a pair of shorts, a
>> sweatshirt and Birkenstocks.
>>
>> ... You see your East Coast relatives now more than when you lived
>> there.
>>
>> ... You think gun control is not dropping it.
>>
>> ... Your bridal registry is at REI.
>>
>> ... You can run up 10 flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.
>>
>> ... You've ever stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane
>> in flight.
>
> Great post!
>
> ya know, for an imbecile. You is much lower than the buzzard.
>
> hump off...
>

Thanks you for playing, Enjoy SPAM.

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