George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts
up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right
question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his
hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve!", he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth,
what the hell happened to Stanley?"



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

'Enjoy today, it was paid for by a veteran'

On Nov 16, 2006, PeterL wrote:

> And fifth, what the hell happened to > Stanley?"


Stanley lives in New Jersey (but he works in Philadelphia).

jay > wrote in news:11ed0zg6xa4bo.1t5z0c5trv2kl.dlg@
40tude.net:

> On 17 Nov 2006 02:58:23 GMT, PeterL wrote:
>
>
>
> It'z Thursday here in the USA.



Well, you shouldn't have opened the post till tomorrow then!!



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

'Enjoy today, it was paid for by a veteran'

jay wrote:
>
> On 17 Nov 2006 02:58:23 GMT, PeterL wrote:
>
> It'z Thursday here in the USA.

He had to tell it early to give you time to get the joke by
friday.

PS. It is already Friday in Australia.

Dave Smith > wrote in
:

> jay wrote:
>>
>> On 17 Nov 2006 02:58:23 GMT, PeterL wrote:
>>
>> It'z Thursday here in the USA.
>
> He had to tell it early to give you time to get the joke by
> friday.
>
> PS. It is already Friday in Australia.
>


I wonder if my .sig gave him any hint to the fact I live elsewhere than
the USA?

It's actually Friday afternoon, 2.30pm.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

'Enjoy today, it was paid for by a veteran'

I enjoyed your Friday funny. I'am glad I came across it. Thanks for
sharing your humor. Sincerely, Sherrie

PeterL wrote:

> >
> > He had to tell it early to give you time to get the joke by
> > friday.
> >
> > PS. It is already Friday in Australia.
> >
>
> I wonder if my .sig gave him any hint to the fact I live elsewhere than
> the USA?

For some people there is no other place. It is the centre of
their universe.

BTW.....good joke.

jay wrote:

> On 17 Nov 2006 02:58:23 GMT, PeterL wrote:
>
>
>
> It'z Thursday here in the USA.
It is Saturday Here In OZ -happy now Jay ---
Jesus wept-- bet Jay voted for Bush