Oh pshaw, on Tue 21 Nov 2006 06:36:05p, Damsel in dis Dress meant to say...

> On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 18:27:38 -0700, Christine Dabney
> > wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:25:59 -0600, Damsel in dis Dress
> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:20:03 GMT, Dawn >
>>
>>>>Is that shelf bowing? If you hear a crash in the middle of the night,
>>>>you'll know what broke.
>>>
>>>I don't think so. The shelf is made of glass. This bird is scary,
>>>isn't it? I'll post pictures along the way. It looks smaller in the
>>>fridge than it does in person.
>>
>>I thought the shelf looked like it was bowing too.....
>
> Okay, I just went downstairs and checked. It's gotta be an optical
> illusion or something. The shelf is nice and flat.

LOL! For now...

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

'Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they
appear.'

This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
pickles and stuff.
http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg

I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon

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Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
> pickles and stuff.
> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>
> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>

my goodness woman! How many olives can you consume? Do you need some sort of
olie related intervention?

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I thought I was driving by Gettysburg once but it ends up I was just driving
by your mom's house.

On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:53:38 GMT, The Bubbo >
wrote:

>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
>> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
>> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
>> pickles and stuff.
>> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>>
>> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>
>my goodness woman! How many olives can you consume? Do you need some sort of
>olie related intervention?

Roomie #1 (the one who's planning and cooking Thanksgiving dinner)
loves them. I also snack on them by the bowl when I've got the PMS
munchies or am otherwise homicidal.

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"The Bubbo" > wrote

> Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
>> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
>> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
>> pickles and stuff.
>> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>>
>> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>>
>
> my goodness woman! How many olives can you consume? Do you need some sort
> of
> olie related intervention?

And ALL THOSE EGGS!! Holy chicken crap!

nancy

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
> pickles and stuff.
> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>
> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>
> --
> kilikini's surgery is today
> www.caringbridge.org/visit/kilikini/

There's an odd ratio of alcohol to food in that fridge...

"The Bubbo" > wrote in message
...
> Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
>> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
>> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
>> pickles and stuff.
>> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>>
>> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>>
>
> my goodness woman! How many olives can you consume? Do you need some sort
> of
> olie related intervention?

5 olives to 1 egg. Then they're gone.

elaine

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:53:38 GMT, The Bubbo >
> wrote:
>
>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>>> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
>>> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
>>> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
>>> pickles and stuff.
>>> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>>>
>>> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>>
>>my goodness woman! How many olives can you consume? Do you need some sort of
>>olie related intervention?
>
> Roomie #1 (the one who's planning and cooking Thanksgiving dinner)
> loves them. I also snack on them by the bowl when I've got the PMS
> munchies or am otherwise homicidal.
>

I think I only noticed because I don't like olives.

I eat vinegary things when I am pms-ing.

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I thought I was driving by Gettysburg once but it ends up I was just driving
by your mom's house.

On 21 Nov 2006 16:58:04 -0800, "ravenlynne" >
wrote:

>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
>> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
>> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
>> pickles and stuff.
>> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>>
>> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>
>There's an odd ratio of alcohol to food in that fridge...

Not enough alcohol?

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> >
> >There's an odd ratio of alcohol to food in that fridge...
>
> Not enough alcohol?
>

No...and I'm coming over. <gets in car>

> I think I only noticed because I don't like olives.
>
> I eat vinegary things when I am pms-ing.

Me too. I just finished off a bowl of cherry tomatoes with cider
vinegar and salt. Now I'm going to go look for something else...

On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:59:25 GMT, The Bubbo >
wrote:

>I eat vinegary things when I am pms-ing.

I don't exactly get PMS (no cramps, bloating, drastic mood swings,
etc.), but I crave dairy, and I need more time to myself than usual.

Serene
--
"I can't decide if I feel more like four ten-year-olds or ten four-year-olds." Laurie Anderson , on turning 40.

http://serenejournal.livejournal.com

"Serene" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:59:25 GMT, The Bubbo >
> wrote:
>
>>I eat vinegary things when I am pms-ing.
>
> I don't exactly get PMS (no cramps, bloating, drastic mood swings,
> etc.), but I crave dairy, and I need more time to myself than usual.



Not pms thank god, but I just finished a bowl of tomatoes, feta cheese, red
onions, black & green olives. Dressing was EVOO; red wine & balsamic
vinegar; sea salt and pepper..........

elaine

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:

> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
> pickles and stuff.
> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>
> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>


Is that shelf bowing? If you hear a crash in the middle of the night,
you'll know what broke.


Dawn

On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:20:03 GMT, Dawn >
wrote:

>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>
>> This is viewed from the small end. There wasn't room in the fridge to
>> turn it sideways. This is the large refrigerator from our old house.
>> The turkey shares the shelf with institutional size jars of mayo and
>> pickles and stuff.
>> http://i10.tinypic.com/2h4gubo.jpg
>>
>> I tell ya ... a skin-covered Volkswagon
>
>Is that shelf bowing? If you hear a crash in the middle of the night,
>you'll know what broke.

I don't think so. The shelf is made of glass. This bird is scary,
isn't it? I'll post pictures along the way. It looks smaller in the
fridge than it does in person.

--
kilikini's surgery is today
www.caringbridge.org/visit/kilikini/

Serene wrote:
> On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:59:25 GMT, The Bubbo >
> wrote:
>
>>I eat vinegary things when I am pms-ing.
>
> I don't exactly get PMS (no cramps, bloating, drastic mood swings,
> etc.), but I crave dairy, and I need more time to myself than usual.
>
> Serene

about a week before the untimely visit I start craving either grease or
vinegar or both and it is insatiable. I just cannot get enough.

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www.velvet-c.com
I thought I was driving by Gettysburg once but it ends up I was just driving
by your mom's house.

On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:25:59 -0600, Damsel in dis Dress
> wrote:

>On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:20:03 GMT, Dawn >

>>Is that shelf bowing? If you hear a crash in the middle of the night,
>>you'll know what broke.
>
>I don't think so. The shelf is made of glass. This bird is scary,
>isn't it? I'll post pictures along the way. It looks smaller in the
>fridge than it does in person.

I thought the shelf looked like it was bowing too.....

Christine

On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 18:27:38 -0700, Christine Dabney
> wrote:

>On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:25:59 -0600, Damsel in dis Dress
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:20:03 GMT, Dawn >
>
>>>Is that shelf bowing? If you hear a crash in the middle of the night,
>>>you'll know what broke.
>>
>>I don't think so. The shelf is made of glass. This bird is scary,
>>isn't it? I'll post pictures along the way. It looks smaller in the
>>fridge than it does in person.
>
>I thought the shelf looked like it was bowing too.....

Okay, I just went downstairs and checked. It's gotta be an optical
illusion or something. The shelf is nice and flat.

--
kilikini's surgery is today
www.caringbridge.org/visit/kilikini/

On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:57:41 -0500, "Nancy Young" >
wrote:
>
>And ALL THOSE EGGS!! Holy chicken crap!
>
I believe technically it's chicken menstruation.

Sorry...
--
modom

"Southern barbecue is a proud thoroughbred whose bloodlines are easily traced.
Texas Barbecue is a feisty mutt with a whole lot of crazy relatives."

--Robb Walsh, Legends of Texas Barbecue Cookbook

modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:57:41 -0500, "Nancy Young" >
> wrote:
> >
> >And ALL THOSE EGGS!! Holy chicken crap!
> >
> I believe technically it's chicken menstruation.
>
> Sorry...
> --
> modom

chicken ovulation!

"modom (palindrome guy)" <moc.etoyok@modom> wrote

> On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:57:41 -0500, "Nancy Young" >
> wrote:
>>
>>And ALL THOSE EGGS!! Holy chicken crap!
>>
> I believe technically it's chicken menstruation.
>
> Sorry...

(laugh) No, you're not.

nancy

denise~* wrote:
> modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> > On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:57:41 -0500, "Nancy Young" >
> > wrote:
> > >
> > >And ALL THOSE EGGS!! Holy chicken crap!
> > >
> > I believe technically it's chicken menstruation.
> >
> > Sorry...
> > --
> > modom
>
> chicken ovulation!

<puts down her egg and moves it away>

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> Roomie #1 (the one who's planning and cooking Thanksgiving dinner)
> loves them. I also snack on them by the bowl when I've got the PMS
> munchies or am otherwise homicidal.
>

No PMS but I hitched with a long-haul trucker in pre-air conditioning
days who not only ate olives on his over-night run but drank the juice.
Talk about a SLURPEE.

One time on Usenet, "denise~*" > said:
> modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> > On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:57:41 -0500, "Nancy Young" >
> > wrote:

> > >And ALL THOSE EGGS!! Holy chicken crap!

> > I believe technically it's chicken menstruation.
> >
> > Sorry...

> chicken ovulation!

Or, as my father puts it, unborn chicken embryos. You don't want
to know what he calls Thumb Print Cookies... ;-)

--
"Little Malice" is Jani in WA
~ mom, Trollop, novice cook ~

Here's a picture of Jurassic Turkey (so named by Skyhooks) in the tub,
soaking (no bubblebath). Joe put his hand next to it for comparison.
Sitting right behind it is a stack of deviled egg trays.
http://i15.tinypic.com/478k084.jpg

This is the turkey on our kitchen table. The pictures on the wall
behind it are 16x20" and the pot to the left of it is my enormous (?)
12 quart pressure cooker. Pardon the mess. We're cleaning the
kitchen, and everything is everywhere.
http://i15.tinypic.com/49h7sde.jpg

--
Update from kili's sister:
www.caringbridge.org/visit/kilikini/

In article >,
Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:

> Here's a picture of Jurassic Turkey (so named by Skyhooks) in the tub,
> soaking (no bubblebath). Joe put his hand next to it for comparison.
> Sitting right behind it is a stack of deviled egg trays.
> http://i15.tinypic.com/478k084.jpg
>
> This is the turkey on our kitchen table. The pictures on the wall
> behind it are 16x20" and the pot to the left of it is my enormous (?)
> 12 quart pressure cooker. Pardon the mess. We're cleaning the
> kitchen, and everything is everywhere.
> http://i15.tinypic.com/49h7sde.jpg

I have a 20 lb. turkey thawed for us and guest but the 22 lb. turkey I
bought this morning for portioning out ended up being given away.

Long story, but it was "por los' ninos" so worth it...

>
> --
> Update from kili's sister:
> www.caringbridge.org/visit/kilikini/

Thanks for that. :-)
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On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:44:30 -0600, Omelet >
wrote:

>I have a 20 lb. turkey thawed for us and guest but the 22 lb. turkey I
>bought this morning for portioning out ended up being given away.
>
>Long story, but it was "por los' ninos" so worth it...

Good for you! That's what it's all about.

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www.caringbridge.org/visit/kilikini/

On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:39:46 GMT, unge (Little
Malice) wrote:

>Or, as my father puts it, unborn chicken embryos. You don't want
>to know what he calls Thumb Print Cookies... ;-)

I want to know! What does he call them?

Tara

In article >,
Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:

> On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:44:30 -0600, Omelet >
> wrote:
>
> >I have a 20 lb. turkey thawed for us and guest but the 22 lb. turkey I
> >bought this morning for portioning out ended up being given away.
> >
> >Long story, but it was "por los' ninos" so worth it...
>
> Good for you! That's what it's all about.

I wish I could afford to do more.

Some turkeys are on sale right now for $.67. I generally get 2 or three
extra this time of year, partially thaw them then cut them up like a
chicken for serving over the rest of the year. Dad and I both adore
turkey.

I sent him back to the store this evening to pick up two more before the
price goes back up.
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In article >,
Tara > wrote:

> On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:39:46 GMT, unge (Little
> Malice) wrote:
>
> >Or, as my father puts it, unborn chicken embryos. You don't want
> >to know what he calls Thumb Print Cookies... ;-)
>
> I want to know! What does he call them?

Evidence?
CSI Sally: "Judging by those thumb print cookies, I think we can crack
this case."
CSI Bob with a mouthful of cookies: "What?"

leo

--
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One time on Usenet, Tara > said:
> On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:39:46 GMT, unge (Little
> Malice) wrote:
>
> >Or, as my father puts it, unborn chicken embryos. You don't want
> >to know what he calls Thumb Print Cookies... ;-)
>
> I want to know! What does he call them?

Okay, you asked -- for anyone who hasn't made them, here's an image of
a thumb print cookie:

http://k41.pbase.com/u38/gtach/small....thumb0077.jpg

Sibling usually makes them with raspberry jam, and Dad calls
them "festered baboon assholes". He's obviously got a weird sense
of humor, which is one reason why I love him so. This is also the
guy who invented the "rice in the nose trick"... ;-)

--
Jani in WA