Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.

Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.

And they are delighted to do the job......
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Omelet wrote:
>
> Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
>
> Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
>
> And they are delighted to do the job.....

My dogs do not get turkey. A few years ago my wife gave my dogs
turkey. We were out for a few hours and returned to find that one
or both had reacted badly to it. Our eggshell coloured ceramic
tile was mostly the colour of turkey gravy, except it wasn't
turkey gravy. Yech.

Omelet wrote:
> Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
>
> Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
>
> And they are delighted to do the job......

Now I'm wondering how your dogs prepare you for your bath, and if
you're delighted! hehe

Sheldon

In article >,
Dave Smith > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> >
> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> >
> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
> >
> > And they are delighted to do the job.....
>
> My dogs do not get turkey. A few years ago my wife gave my dogs
> turkey. We were out for a few hours and returned to find that one
> or both had reacted badly to it. Our eggshell coloured ceramic
> tile was mostly the colour of turkey gravy, except it wasn't
> turkey gravy. Yech.

Oops. ;-)

This was not turkey, I roasted duck.
These are outdoor dogs and I'll keep an eye on them.
To date, they have never reacted badly, but this pair will eat anything,
including birds and squirrels that they have caught and killed. I find
what is left. :-P

They are well fed but it seems to be their nature.
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"Sheldon" > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> >
> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
> >
> > And they are delighted to do the job......
>
> Now I'm wondering how your dogs prepare you for your bath, and if
> you're delighted! hehe
>
> Sheldon

<lol> In yer fantasies babycakes. ;-)

I do draw the line at _that_...
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Omelet wrote:
> > "Sheldon" wrote:
> > Omelet wrote:
> > > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> > >
> > > And they are delighted to do the job......
> >
> > Now I'm wondering how your dogs prepare you for your bath, and if
> > you're delighted! hehe
>
> <lol> In yer fantasies babycakes. ;-)
>
> I do draw the line at _that_...

Well, I wasn't meaning to imply there was any baked on gunk.

Sheldon

Omelet wrote:
> Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
>
> Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
>
> And they are delighted to do the job......

check please

Omelet wrote:

> <lol> In yer fantasies babycakes. ;-)
>
> I do draw the line at _that_...

ther's a joke about a man who gave a hobo a home for the night.

the man cooked dinner for him and the hobo

the hobo says.. "I appreciate the dinner, but are you sure these plates
are clean?"

the man says.. "as clean as coldwater can get them!"

they keep eating...

hobo says.. "I don't mean no harm, but these plates don't look too
clean"

the man says... "well.. ok... gimmie your plate..."

the man takes the plate, and hollers, "coldwater! get in here and clean
this plate again"

the mans dog was named coldwater

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"Sheldon" > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > > "Sheldon" wrote:
> > > Omelet wrote:
> > > > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> > > >
> > > > And they are delighted to do the job......
> > >
> > > Now I'm wondering how your dogs prepare you for your bath, and if
> > > you're delighted! hehe
> >
> > <lol> In yer fantasies babycakes. ;-)
> >
> > I do draw the line at _that_...
>
> Well, I wasn't meaning to imply there was any baked on gunk.
>
> Sheldon

<cough>

Good night Shel'. ;-D
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"house dude" > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> >
> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
> >
> > And they are delighted to do the job......
>
> check please

<lol>

I've run threads like this before...
There are a LOT of people that do this.
It makes really messy cleanups a breeze and hot water and soap are a
good thing.....
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"house dude" > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
>
> > <lol> In yer fantasies babycakes. ;-)
> >
> > I do draw the line at _that_...
>
> ther's a joke about a man who gave a hobo a home for the night.
>
> the man cooked dinner for him and the hobo
>
> the hobo says.. "I appreciate the dinner, but are you sure these plates
> are clean?"
>
> the man says.. "as clean as coldwater can get them!"
>
> they keep eating...
>
> hobo says.. "I don't mean no harm, but these plates don't look too
> clean"
>
> the man says... "well.. ok... gimmie your plate..."
>
> the man takes the plate, and hollers, "coldwater! get in here and clean
> this plate again"
>
> the mans dog was named coldwater

I've seen a similar joke, but there were two dogs named "soap" and
"water".

I use hot water and Ajax dishwashing liquid with a bit of bleach to
finish messy cleanups.
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news
> Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
>
> Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
>
> And they are delighted to do the job......
> --
> Peace, Om

Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is not what
you think.

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> >
> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
> >
> > And they are delighted to do the job......
> > --
> > Peace, Om
>
> Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is not what
> you think.


Here's one of my "True dog stories" :

The dog, ( a Great Dane), was asleep in another part of the house. I
started to make sausage & eggs. I made 3 slices of bulk breakfast
sausage, drained them on paper towels, and transferred them to a plate
on the kitchen table.

I turned back to the stove to make the eggs, and while I was doing so,
I thought I heard the sound, "plup" behind my back. It couldn't have
taken more than a few seconds for me to think, "plup"?

I whipped around and saw that there were 2 sausage patties and one
little grease spot on the plate. The dog was nowhere in the immediate
vicinity.

> wrote in message
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>
> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>> "Omelet" > wrote in message
>> news
>> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
>> >
>> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
>> >
>> > And they are delighted to do the job......
>> > --
>> > Peace, Om
>>
>> Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is not
>> what
>> you think.
>
>
> Here's one of my "True dog stories" :
>
> The dog, ( a Great Dane), was asleep in another part of the house. I
> started to make sausage & eggs. I made 3 slices of bulk breakfast
> sausage, drained them on paper towels, and transferred them to a plate
> on the kitchen table.
>
> I turned back to the stove to make the eggs, and while I was doing so,
> I thought I heard the sound, "plup" behind my back. It couldn't have
> taken more than a few seconds for me to think, "plup"?
>
> I whipped around and saw that there were 2 sausage patties and one
> little grease spot on the plate. The dog was nowhere in the immediate
> vicinity.

How did you kill the dog after that happened?

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
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> oups.com...
> >
> > JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> >> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> >> news > >> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> >> >
> >> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
> >> >
> >> > And they are delighted to do the job......
> >> > --
> >> > Peace, Om
> >>
> >> Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is not
> >> what
> >> you think.
> >
> >
> > Here's one of my "True dog stories" :
> >
> > The dog, ( a Great Dane), was asleep in another part of the house. I
> > started to make sausage & eggs. I made 3 slices of bulk breakfast
> > sausage, drained them on paper towels, and transferred them to a plate
> > on the kitchen table.
> >
> > I turned back to the stove to make the eggs, and while I was doing so,
> > I thought I heard the sound, "plup" behind my back. It couldn't have
> > taken more than a few seconds for me to think, "plup"?
> >
> > I whipped around and saw that there were 2 sausage patties and one
> > little grease spot on the plate. The dog was nowhere in the immediate
> > vicinity.
>
> How did you kill the dog after that happened?


I was angry for a few minutes afterward, but because he wasn't around,
(probably sneaked back upstairs), I just started laughing. The dog
lived for many years after. There were other instances of food
stealing.

I still miss him, (that big, dumb stupid ass dog).

Omelet wrote:

> I use hot water and Ajax dishwashing liquid with a bit of bleach to
> finish messy cleanups.

a man was walking home one day, and there by the side of the road he
found a frozen snake. having some touch of pity for the serpent, the
man decided to take him home and thaw him out..

, have you heard this?...

he thawed the snake out, and the snake bit him

the moral here is not important
what is important, don't pass up a good oppurtunity to make a fine
snake accessory
handbag, the heels of your boots, and so on

Omelet wrote:

> I've run threads like this before...
> There are a LOT of people that do this.
> It makes really messy cleanups a breeze and hot water and soap are a
> good thing.....

well you're safe with bleach

I kiss a dog in the mouth before

see... I went into a mans backyard one time, his dog... a little pewter
greyhound looking thing... was so damn sweet, she actually got her
tongue in my mouth and for about 20 mins, I had this silk lining on my
tongue, i was just petting her, talking to the man
she reach up and boom! I looked at her and told her, put your tongue
back in your mouth

im crazy about animals, Lord won't you buy me a mercedes benz, Ill sell
it and have monster animals, bears, caves and lions dens

oh hell yes! camels and sparks, atriums and towers

floors of earth and scarlet, employees out the plume

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> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> >
> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
> >
> > And they are delighted to do the job......
> > --
> > Peace, Om
>
> Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is not what
> you think.

I have a fenced yard. These are an isolated pair, so, no.
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"Omelet" > wrote in message
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> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
>> "Omelet" > wrote in message
>> news
>> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
>> >
>> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
>> >
>> > And they are delighted to do the job......
>> > --
>> > Peace, Om
>>
>> Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is not
>> what
>> you think.
>
> I have a fenced yard. These are an isolated pair, so, no.
> --
> Peace, Om

A pair. So, one does come into contact with the other. To clean the pan, why
not just lift up their tails and rub the pan on their butts? After all,
that's where they lick each other.

Omelet wrote:
> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
> > "Omelet" > wrote in message
> > news
> > > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> > >
> > > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
> > >
> > > And they are delighted to do the job......
> > > --
> > > Peace, Om
> >
> > Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is not what
> > you think.
>
> I have a fenced yard. These are an isolated pair, so, no.
> --

Im throwing down jack
I don't have any pans to clean
i've got goose and corn pudding on the grill

just polished off apple, and cheese cake

im not a glutton, i've had the munchies all day

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> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
> >
> >> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> >> news > >> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
> >> >
> >> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
> >> >
> >> > And they are delighted to do the job......
> >> > --
> >> > Peace, Om
> >>
> >> Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is not
> >> what
> >> you think.
> >
> > I have a fenced yard. These are an isolated pair, so, no.
> > --
> > Peace, Om
>
> A pair. So, one does come into contact with the other. To clean the pan, why
> not just lift up their tails and rub the pan on their butts? After all,
> that's where they lick each other.

That's what the bleach is for. ;-)

And I've never seen them "lick" each other's butts.

But the male does lick his balls.... because he can!

Aren't you jealous?
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"Omelet" > wrote in message
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> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
>> "Omelet" > wrote in message
>> news
>> > In article >,
>> > "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Omelet" > wrote in message
>> >> news >> >> > Dogs are handy to get the majority of the baked on gunk.
>> >> >
>> >> > Makes the pan SO much easier to clean afterwards.
>> >> >
>> >> > And they are delighted to do the job......
>> >> > --
>> >> > Peace, Om
>> >>
>> >> Do you dogs ever go near other dogs? The reason for the question is
>> >> not
>> >> what
>> >> you think.
>> >
>> > I have a fenced yard. These are an isolated pair, so, no.
>> > --
>> > Peace, Om
>>
>> A pair. So, one does come into contact with the other. To clean the pan,
>> why
>> not just lift up their tails and rub the pan on their butts? After all,
>> that's where they lick each other.
>
> That's what the bleach is for. ;-)

Blech! You just keep smoochin' those doggies, Omelet.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0811075902.htm

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

> Blech! You just keep smoochin' those doggies, Omelet.
> http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0811075902.htm

better get you a few tampons to plug up that exit wound

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