Hi:

Butter tastes so much better than margarine. Margarine stinks like
human kakaa!

I love butter and cream. In fact, I'd much rather use butter/cream than
those stinky hydrogenated-veggie oil products they sell at the store.

Piece of advice: do NOT eat krispy-creme doughnuts. They have no cream
or butter in them at all. They use kakaa-stinky vegetable oil in their
doughnuts, then they deep-fry them in the oil!!!! Talk about
disgusting. Most importantly, they are grossly over-priced!!!!!!!!!!

I once entered krispy creme shop and the odor of the hydrogenated
vegetable oil made me puke.

WTF do these desserts/sweets factories have to use veggie oil?? Why
don't they just use butter and cream in their products instead?? Sure
it is more expensive but who cares? Its much better than the stink of
margarine and the diarrhea that following the comsumption of margarine.

I hate non-dairy whipped toppings. They stink badly! Boycott
them!!!!!!!

Hydrogenated vegetable oils cause fates much worse than MIs or anginae.

I use butter on everything. For all meals. In the morning I drink
coffee with heavy cream instead of milk.

Food would be totally unappetizing without butter/cream.

Hydrogenated vegetable oil + sugar = human kakaa

My favorite dairy product is "sweet" [i.e. unsalted and non-soured],
annato-free, purely-natural, completely-organic butter/cream made from
the milk of healthy cows.

Whenever I buy any desserts/sweets, I check the ingredients. If there
is any oil, then good-bye. Sweets/desserts must have butter/cream and
must not have any vegetable oil -- hydrogenated or not.

I notice that the bakery in one of the local stores I visit uses
non-diary whipped topping in their so-called "cream puffs". These puffs
are free of any diary cream and therefore they stink like human kakaa.

Its time to toss all non-dairy butter/cream substitutes into the
dumpster.

Non-dairy substitutes for butter/cream have the following
characteristics:

1. Stink like thick human diarrhea kakaa foam

2. Cause silent-but-deadly wet farts

3. Cause the consumer's kakaa and farts to be unusually-malodorous

4. Cause thick foamy diarrhea in humans

5. Cause the consumer to unintentionally do stinky foamy diarrhea kakaa
in his/her pants when [s]he attempts to fart


Regards,

Radium

Radium wrote:
> Hi:
>
> Butter tastes so much better than margarine. Margarine stinks like
> human kakaa!

Are you a subscriber to the journal Maledicta (ISSN US 0363-3659)?
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maledicta>
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney
<www.stronsay.co.uk/claremont>
(Remove teeth to reply)
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste
good with ketchup.

Radium wrote:
> Hi:
>
> Butter tastes so much better than margarine. Margarine stinks like
> human kakaa!
>
You seem to have a fascination with "kakaa". Everything I've read (and
you've cross-posted) has referenced the same thing. Maybe you need to go be
breast-fed by that woman JoeSpareBedroom was talking about so you'll get
over the whole toilet-training thing.

Jill

In article >,
"jmcquown" > wrote:

> Radium wrote:
> > Hi:
> >
> > Butter tastes so much better than margarine. Margarine stinks like
> > human kakaa!
> >
> You seem to have a fascination with "kakaa". Everything I've read (and
> you've cross-posted) has referenced the same thing. Maybe you need to go be
> breast-fed by that woman JoeSpareBedroom was talking about so you'll get
> over the whole toilet-training thing.
>
> Jill

That repetitiveness of his is what finally landed him in my killfiles.
--
Peace, Om

Remove _ to validate e-mails.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> Radium wrote:
> > Hi:
> >
> > Butter tastes so much better than margarine. Margarine stinks like
> > human kakaa!
> >
> You seem to have a fascination with "kakaa". Everything I've read (and
> you've cross-posted) has referenced the same thing. Maybe you need to go
be
> breast-fed by that woman JoeSpareBedroom was talking about so you'll get
> over the whole toilet-training thing.
>
> Jill
>
>

I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps "Barium" would be a more appropriate
moniker for this dope that the one it's using.

Radium/Barium, do us all a favor and search for a newsgroup that more
approximates your needs. I suggest a look-see in the alt. hierarchy and if
nothing shows up under your beloved kakaa try broadening your vocabulary and
check out either poop, scat or the more vulgar forms if you are so inclined
as there will surely be enough hits there to keep you busy and out of our
hair.

OB Food,

Arrived home last night from the plane trip from hell and a 2 hour detour
via the MIL's house to pick up her old (less than a year old) cast iron sink
(did I mention HEAVY?) that we get from her kitchen remodel, to find a
lovely dinner waiting:

Grilled - chicken tenderloins, large button mushrooms and asparagus all
having been marinated in EVOO, lemon juice and my locally famous KW Special
spice mix. Along with fresh-baked biscuits, butter and peach preserves from
this summers canning season. All finished off with a 2006 vintage of Two
Buck Chuck Chardonnay.

KW