"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote in message
6.121...
> Don't know why I'm hungry again. I want a snack. Ordinarily I eat a
> piece
> of fruit but I want a bit of junk food. I have spied a bag of pork rinds
> in
> the pantry. Think I'll douse them with some jalapeno sauce and have a
> serving as a snack. Pork rinds are good for my diabetes (no carbs) but
> bad
> for the heart. Oh well <shrug>... here goes.
>
> Michael


Detour to Saturday Night Live - the Conehead family playing on a game show:

Host: Name something that goes well with eggs.
Conehead: Fiberglass
Host: Yes! That is a correct answer!

"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote in message
6.121...
> "JoeSpareBedroom" >
> :
>
>>
>> Detour to Saturday Night Live - the Conehead family playing on a game
>> show:
>>
>> Host: Name something that goes well with eggs.
>> Conehead: Fiberglass
>> Host: Yes! That is a correct answer!
>
> Does Saturday Night Live have the Conehead's comments regarding pork
> cracklings (which I also love nice and crispy and which are also a heart
> attack in a bag)? Besides, the rinds, doused in hot, jalapeno or habanero
> sauce aren't like fiberglass ) They are soft, chewy and tasty with a lot
> of flavor and some slight heat.
>
> Michael


Never mind. Go he
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNsPR...elated&search=

And here, if you like Burt Reynolds. :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Xtz...elated&search=

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> "JoeSpareBedroom" >
> :
>
>> Detour to Saturday Night Live - the Conehead family playing on a game
>> show:
>>
>> Host: Name something that goes well with eggs.
>> Conehead: Fiberglass
>> Host: Yes! That is a correct answer!
>
> Does Saturday Night Live have the Conehead's comments regarding pork
> cracklings (which I also love nice and crispy and which are also a heart
> attack in a bag)? Besides, the rinds, doused in hot, jalapeno or habanero
> sauce aren't like fiberglass ) They are soft, chewy and tasty with a lot
> of flavor and some slight heat.
>
> Michael

I've never in my life ever had a pork rind. Have you tried the
microwaveable type in the popcorn-type bag?

--
The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific
one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> Ravenlynne >
> :
>
>> I've never in my life ever had a pork rind. Have you tried the
>> microwaveable type in the popcorn-type bag?
>
> Yes I have even though I refuse to use the popcorn-type bags. I either pop
> my corn in my air popper or the old fashioned way in a pan with oil. For
> some reason I just don't care for those bags of popcorn or the smell.

I burnt a bag at MIL's house last weekend. It was awful...I literally
was nauseous all night. Good thing they weren't there!

>
> Back to the microwaveable pork rinds. I did not care for them either.
> Waaaay too much sodium (I got 1 bag of the hot and spicy kind). I mean,
> they were not that bad but I'll never buy them again. They also emit a very
> peculiar odor.
>
> Michael

I can imagine!


--
The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific
one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
I mean,
> they were not that bad but I'll never buy them again. They also emit a very
> peculiar odor.
>
> Michael

rancid fat perhaps?

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> Goomba38 >
> :
>
>> Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>> I mean,
>>> they were not that bad but I'll never buy them again. They also emit
>>> a very peculiar odor.
>>>
>>> Michael
>> rancid fat perhaps?
>
> I dunno... more like a charred human body IMO.
>
> Michael
>
no no.. I've smelled both. No comparison. Stick with the "rancid fat"
idea. <shiver>

"Ravenlynne" > wrote in message
...
> Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>> Ravenlynne >
>> :
>>> I've never in my life ever had a pork rind. Have you tried the
>>> microwaveable type in the popcorn-type bag?
>>
>> Yes I have even though I refuse to use the popcorn-type bags. I either
>> pop my corn in my air popper or the old fashioned way in a pan with oil.
>> For some reason I just don't care for those bags of popcorn or the smell.
>
> I burnt a bag at MIL's house last weekend. It was awful...I literally was
> nauseous all night. Good thing they weren't there!
>
>>
>> Back to the microwaveable pork rinds. I did not care for them either.
>> Waaaay too much sodium (I got 1 bag of the hot and spicy kind). I mean,
>> they were not that bad but I'll never buy them again. They also emit a
>> very peculiar odor.
>>
>> Michael
>
> I can imagine!

Speaking of imagining things, can you imagine spending the rest of your life
in a cold prison cell, naked, being hounded 24x7 by rabid rats and
cockroaches, and eating nothing but old mattress stuffing 3 meals a day?
Well, you'd better get used to the idea if you continue dressing your little
boy the way you did in that picture on wreckfoodcooking.org. That is awful.
NEVER put a tie on anyone under the age of consent. I can't believe you did
that.

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "Ravenlynne" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>>> Ravenlynne >
>>> :
>>>> I've never in my life ever had a pork rind. Have you tried the
>>>> microwaveable type in the popcorn-type bag?
>>> Yes I have even though I refuse to use the popcorn-type bags. I either
>>> pop my corn in my air popper or the old fashioned way in a pan with oil.
>>> For some reason I just don't care for those bags of popcorn or the smell.
>> I burnt a bag at MIL's house last weekend. It was awful...I literally was
>> nauseous all night. Good thing they weren't there!
>>
>>> Back to the microwaveable pork rinds. I did not care for them either.
>>> Waaaay too much sodium (I got 1 bag of the hot and spicy kind). I mean,
>>> they were not that bad but I'll never buy them again. They also emit a
>>> very peculiar odor.
>>>
>>> Michael
>> I can imagine!
>
> Speaking of imagining things, can you imagine spending the rest of your life
> in a cold prison cell, naked, being hounded 24x7 by rabid rats and
> cockroaches, and eating nothing but old mattress stuffing 3 meals a day?
> Well, you'd better get used to the idea if you continue dressing your little
> boy the way you did in that picture on wreckfoodcooking.org. That is awful.
> NEVER put a tie on anyone under the age of consent. I can't believe you did
> that.
>
>

Slow your roll there, King Overreactor. It was a fake, attached by
velcro and only worn for photo purposes. The boy spends most of his
time in sweatpants.

--
The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific
one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.

"Ravenlynne" > wrote in message
...
> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>> "Ravenlynne" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>>>> Ravenlynne >
>>>> :
>>>>> I've never in my life ever had a pork rind. Have you tried the
>>>>> microwaveable type in the popcorn-type bag?
>>>> Yes I have even though I refuse to use the popcorn-type bags. I either
>>>> pop my corn in my air popper or the old fashioned way in a pan with
>>>> oil. For some reason I just don't care for those bags of popcorn or the
>>>> smell.
>>> I burnt a bag at MIL's house last weekend. It was awful...I literally
>>> was nauseous all night. Good thing they weren't there!
>>>
>>>> Back to the microwaveable pork rinds. I did not care for them either.
>>>> Waaaay too much sodium (I got 1 bag of the hot and spicy kind). I mean,
>>>> they were not that bad but I'll never buy them again. They also emit a
>>>> very peculiar odor.
>>>>
>>>> Michael
>>> I can imagine!
>>
>> Speaking of imagining things, can you imagine spending the rest of your
>> life in a cold prison cell, naked, being hounded 24x7 by rabid rats and
>> cockroaches, and eating nothing but old mattress stuffing 3 meals a day?
>> Well, you'd better get used to the idea if you continue dressing your
>> little boy the way you did in that picture on wreckfoodcooking.org. That
>> is awful. NEVER put a tie on anyone under the age of consent. I can't
>> believe you did that.
>
> Slow your roll there, King Overreactor. It was a fake, attached by velcro
> and only worn for photo purposes. The boy spends most of his time in
> sweatpants.


I don't care if it was custom made for him right in the studio (Sears?) by
Yves St Laurent! Dressing little boys in stuff like that is one step shy of
leaving them with a priest while you go to a movie. Bad bad bad. Isn't there
a juvenile wardrobe enforcement authority in your state?

:-)

In article >,
"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:

> "Ravenlynne" > wrote in message

> > I can imagine!
>
> Speaking of imagining things, can you imagine spending the rest of your life
> in a cold prison cell, naked, being hounded 24x7 by rabid rats and
> cockroaches, and eating nothing but old mattress stuffing 3 meals a day?
> Well, you'd better get used to the idea if you continue dressing your little
> boy the way you did in that picture on wreckfoodcooking.org. That is awful.
> NEVER put a tie on anyone under the age of consent. I can't believe you did
> that.

I wore a tie once. Actually many times. I used to have a tuxedo. None
of these hurt. If the kid doesn't like it, that's one thing. If he
does, who can object, besides you?

In article >,
Ravenlynne > wrote:

> Slow your roll there, King Overreactor. It was a fake, attached by
> velcro and only worn for photo purposes. The boy spends most of his
> time in sweatpants.


My ties are all fakes. Last time I wore one was a girl scout
father/daughter dance, about twenty years ago.

At church camp a few years back, there was a rule about no nudity. Some
of the guys wore ties. Nothing else.


> --
> The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific
> one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.

Could you explain this, please? I'm just curious.

"Dan Abel" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
>> "Ravenlynne" > wrote in message
>
>> > I can imagine!
>>
>> Speaking of imagining things, can you imagine spending the rest of your
>> life
>> in a cold prison cell, naked, being hounded 24x7 by rabid rats and
>> cockroaches, and eating nothing but old mattress stuffing 3 meals a day?
>> Well, you'd better get used to the idea if you continue dressing your
>> little
>> boy the way you did in that picture on wreckfoodcooking.org. That is
>> awful.
>> NEVER put a tie on anyone under the age of consent. I can't believe you
>> did
>> that.
>
> I wore a tie once. Actually many times. I used to have a tuxedo. None
> of these hurt. If the kid doesn't like it, that's one thing. If he
> does, who can object, besides you?


I don't believe in dressing kids in things they probably wouldn't choose to
wear if they could complain about it. This, for example:
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index...entPage=family

However, I didn't mind receiving them as gifts when my son was a baby, since
you can never have enough rags for wiping up oil or paint spills.