haha

First, mooch some money from a relative
Next, get in your toasty car and roll down to the local "greasy spoon"

Then... hit the drive through, order something big and tasty, heee

next... make another lap around the greasy spoon... scan the edges of
the parking lot for homeless people, you can always spot them...
here are some samples

http://tinyurl.com/hzgsu
http://tinyurl.com/ysnwee

and lastly... don't miss this one
http://www.storruss.com/stories/russ.../chi002/b3.jpg same as
http://tinyurl.com/yur994

these are real homeless people, these are not actors!

Next, start eating... crack that wrapper and wrap your lips around
your "big and tasty"
be sure to lick the special sauce from the edges of the meat and
cheese

The secret to entice someone to "ask" for a berger is to make good eye
contact.

Inevitably they will APPROACH YOUR CAR (this is where warm fuzzy
feelings start up)

KEEP EATING, dip your fires in ketchup, sip that coke...

roll the window down and ****ING ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT
you already see and know what they want, but make them tell it
(you get a warmer feeling making them bow down at this time)

here's the secret to a good hobo hamburger.
ONLY GIVE THEM ENOUGH FOR A BERGER.. like $2.00
lol

NO SODA FOR YOU HOBO MAN

That is basically it, you can do it at least once a day.

Good luck

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On Feb 1, 10:33 am, jay > wrote:

> Barry..just TRY to improve. You can do better if you try. Your reputation
> is at *steak.*
>
> jay

say WAH? no bun intended heh?

<Stirring a big bowl of oatmeal>

Bill lets be honest here, can we? Do you really think Jill was
interested in "feeding" the beggar man?
Nooo, she was looking for a man! I bet she bought him a whopper, I bet
her un-wrapped it for him.

MAN! I'd love to have a video; I bet he got in her car. I KNOW I'M
RIGHT ABOUT IT

YES YOU DID JILL, YOU DROVE HIM AROUND

In this documented colloquy, she agreed to let him "worsh her car"...

JILL WAS LOOKING FOR A MAN. I bet she hit the General Dollar, bought a
toothbrush and a bottle of scope! (it was for her) READY BABY! "LET'S
GET IT ON!"

cht cht cht cht cht cht cht (blasts her mouth with cinnamon spray)

checks her lipstick in the rear view

Makes good firm eye contact

omg

GO JILL!



off topic, do you ever put peanut butter in your oatmeal? I like it.

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