here goes

FASTER
STRONGER
HARDER
LONGER
QUICKER
BETTER
HOTTER
WETTER
REV IT UP
TWIST "N" TURN
LET 'ER RIP

<FLAME>

ENERGY TO BURN

Source Burn Energy Drink

It's a deception, it's pure caffeine

These teeny energy drinks are very tasty. I was thirsty and slammed 4
of them.

mhmmm

anyone wanna guess how much caffeine I have consumed in about 3 hours?

Try....

440 milligrams

That's equivalent to... <drum roll>

Right at 10 - 5oz cups of coffee.

I won't mention all the vitamins these drinks gave me.

<tugging at my tufts of hair>

did you know! a single period on this page here.. like this... ---->
has exactly 33 pixels in it?
I can count them I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THEM..

just kidding!

I AM WIRED

but 10 cups of mud? that's not killer.... just wired...

Im going to sleep like a baby... I will have some tylenol in the
morning as I come down from this caffeine buzz.

Caffeine is like cocaine to the central nervous system.

Next time read the label.

I have also just finished my regular mug of coffee for the evening..
that's actually 2 more cups.

Barry