And the nominees are!

Om in "Making real bacon bits..."

>..."Part of my weight loss efforts is to get serious.."

Good one Om, you're killing me!

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jmcquown in "Homemade Ethopian Food! Got it!"

>... "I told her if I like this I want the recipe"

Can someone please peel the lips off the sac this t r o l l i p walks
around in!
She shoulda named the thread "Up to my ankles with feet in my mouth"

And finally, YOURS MUTHERFRICKASEAN TRULY ! FREIGHT TRAIN JONES ROCK
ROBERTS BIG BLUE BALLS BAD ASS BARRY in "RFC Chat Spokewoman Banned
for Filthy Mouth"

"No wonder mcquowns mouth is filthy! she can't keep her feet out of
it"

SHE CAN'T KEEP HER FEET OUT OF HER MOUTH HER WIREY PAINTED ON LIPS ARE
STRETCHED PLUMB AROUND HER ANKLES.

She's got a permanent whore house red ring around her ankles, she's
tried scrubbing and scrubbing.. it just makes them redder.

She lives at the chiropractor! She has to goto the orthodonist to get
a pedicure, she goes to the dentist to get her bear-claw toe nails
trimmed.

"a widdle to da weft.. a widdle to da wight... aaaah right there!"

<snap! moooo ping!>

one at the time, cept her crusty pinky toe, it don't have a toe nail!
She just puts a dot of red polish on there anyway.

YOU KNOW IM RIGHT ABOUT IT

GIMMIE MY PRIZE!!!