MY GRANDMOTHER STARTED WALKING FIVE MILES A DAY WHEN SHE WAS 60. SHE'S
97 NOW & WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL SHE IS!

THE ONLY REASON I WOULD TAKE UP JOGGING IS SO I COULD HEAR HEAVY
BREATHING AGAIN.

I JOINED A HEALTH CLUB LAST YEAR, SPENT ABOUT 400 BUCKS. HAVEN'T LOST A
POUND. APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP?

I HAVE TO EXERCISE IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I'M
DOING.

I DON'T EXERCISE AT ALL. IF GOD MEANT US TO TOUCH OUR TOES, HE WOULD
HAVE PUT THEM FURTHER UP OUR BODY.

I LIKE LONG WALKS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE TAKEN BY PEOPLE WHO ANNOY
ME.

I HAVE FLABBY THIGHS, BUT FORTUNATELY MY STOMACH COVERS THEM.

THE ADVANTAGE OF EXERCISING EVERY DAY IS THAT YOU DIE HEALTHIER.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRY CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING, START WITH A SMALL
COUNTRY.

I DON'T JOG... IT MAKES THE ICE
JUMP RIGHT OUT OF MY GLASS.


Dora

In article <RyYJh.5428$0W5.3273@trndny05>, "limey" >
wrote:
(jokes snipped)
> Dora
>

Why not post them instead to the appropriate newsgroup, Dora? Posting
then here serves only to further degrade the group.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://jamlady.eboard.com - Comfort Food for Bob Pastorio
http://web.mac.com/barbschaller - snow pics added 3-3-2007
http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/amytaylor

On Mar 14, 6:23 pm, Melba's Jammin' >
wrote:
> In article <RyYJh.5428$0W5.3273@trndny05>, "limey" >
> wrote:
> (jokes snipped)
>
> > Dora
> >
>
> Why not post them instead to the appropriate newsgroup, Dora? Posting
> then here serves only to further degrade the group.
> --
> -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJhttp://jamlady.eboard.com- Comfort Food for Bob Pastoriohttp://web.mac.com/barbschaller- snow pics added 3-3-2007http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/amytaylor

Compared to some of the crap that's been posted here lately, I kinda
enjoyed these jokes... So, while we're working out all of the proper
rules of ettiquette... what's the proper group for posting about
about Margaret's computer? I noticed you had time in your busy
schedule for that one... For the record, I had no problem with
nancy's post, but the hypocracy around here is getting rediculous...

...fred

On Mar 14, 8:37 pm, "kuvasz guy" > wrote:
> On Mar 14, 6:23 pm, Melba's Jammin' >
> wrote:
>
> > In article <RyYJh.5428$0W5.3273@trndny05>, "limey" >
> > wrote:
> > (jokes snipped)
>
> > > Dora
> > >
>
> > Why not post them instead to the appropriate newsgroup, Dora? Posting
> > then here serves only to further degrade the group.
> > --
> > -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJhttp://jamlady.eboard.com-Comfort Food for Bob Pastoriohttp://web.mac.com/barbschaller-snow pics added 3-3-2007http://www

..caringbridge.org/visit/amytaylor
>
> Compared to some of the crap that's been posted here lately, I kinda
> enjoyed these jokes... So, while we're working out all of the proper
> rules of ettiquette... what's the proper group for posting about
> about Margaret's computer? I noticed you had time in your busy
> schedule for that one... For the record, I had no problem with
> nancy's post, but the hypocracy around here is getting rediculous...
>
> ..fred

OB Food: Is the Pot calling the Kettle black? Took the kid out for
dinner tonight. Had samosas and biryani with onion naan. Tomorrow
she starts at a new school, with less than 15 weeks to go in the
school year. She's excited. DH and I are reserving our opinions
pending further input.

maxine in ri

P. S. it's etiquette, hypocrisy , and ridiculous. Use your spell-
check.

In article om>,
"kuvasz guy" > wrote:

> On Mar 14, 6:23 pm, Melba's Jammin' >
> wrote:
> > In article <RyYJh.5428$0W5.3273@trndny05>, "limey" >
> > wrote:
> > (jokes snipped)
> >
> > > Dora
> > >
> >
> > Why not post them instead to the appropriate newsgroup, Dora? Posting
> > then here serves only to further degrade the group.
> > --

> Compared to some of the crap that's been posted here lately, I kinda
> enjoyed these jokes...

I like a good joke (and some bad ones) as much or as more as any, I'm
guessing. I've got a great sense of humor. And when I want to fine one
on Usenet, I go to rec.humor. funny. Or open my email.

> So, while we're working out all of the proper rules of ettiquette...
> what's the proper group for posting about about Margaret's computer?

Heck if I know. When you figure it out, let me know. Maybe
alt.whats.up.with.margarets.computer?

> I noticed you had time in your busy schedule for that one...

Dude, I've got time in my busy schedule for any and all. It's not a
matter of having time or having a busy schedule; it's about starting a
thread that so clearly belongs in another group.

>For the record, I had no problem with
> nancy's post, but the hypocracy around here is getting rediculous...

For the record, I don't have a problem with it, either. Margaret's a
much-loved poster to r.f.c., always gracious, generous to a fault with
those she's met in person and at least one she's never met in person.
The world is full of hypocrisy and hypocrites, Fred; it's the spelling
that annoys me. "-) It's a bias I have. A character flaw maybe.
Likely, even.

> ..fred


--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://jamlady.eboard.com - Comfort Food for Bob Pastorio
http://web.mac.com/barbschaller - snow pics added 3-3-2007
http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/amytaylor

Melba's Jammin' wrote on 14 Mar 2007 in rec.food.cooking

> For the record, I don't have a problem with it, either. Margaret's a
> much-loved poster to r.f.c., always gracious, generous to a fault with
> those she's met in person and at least one she's never met in person.
> The world is full of hypocrisy and hypocrites, Fred; it's the spelling
> that annoys me. "-) It's a bias I have. A character flaw maybe.
> Likely, even.
>
>

Hell I haven't even met her and I like her. I hear she forces Barb to not
drink.

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article <RyYJh.5428$0W5.3273@trndny05>, "limey"
> > wrote:
> (jokes snipped)
>> Dora
>>
>
> Why not post them instead to the appropriate newsgroup, Dora? Posting
> then here serves only to further degrade the group.

Point taken. It didn't dawn on me that I was degrading the group.
However, I'm not too upset at getting reprimanded for posting jokes,
when insulting remarks, filthy comments, just plain nastiness, or
bragging about accomplishments go unchallenged. When I first read
those jokes I was cheered up at a time when I am extremely worried. My
mistake for passing them on. Thanks.

Dora

OB Food: Remember to watch for those low asparagus prices!

On Mar 15, 1:23 pm, "limey" > wrote:
> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> > In article <RyYJh.5428$0W5.3273@trndny05>, "limey"
> > > wrote:
> > (jokes snipped)
> >> Dora
> >>
>
> > Why not post them instead to the appropriate newsgroup, Dora? Posting
> > then here serves only to further degrade the group.
>
> Point taken. It didn't dawn on me that I was degrading the group.
> However, I'm not too upset at getting reprimanded for posting jokes,
> when insulting remarks, filthy comments, just plain nastiness, or
> bragging about accomplishments go unchallenged. When I first read
> those jokes I was cheered up at a time when I am extremely worried. My
> mistake for passing them on. Thanks.
>
> Dora
>
> OB Food: Remember to watch for those low asparagus prices!

I don't think you are degrading this group- there are plenty of others
handling that!

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:29:08 GMT, Mr Libido Incognito >
wrote:

>Melba's Jammin' wrote on 14 Mar 2007 in rec.food.cooking
>
>> For the record, I don't have a problem with it, either. Margaret's a
>> much-loved poster to r.f.c., always gracious, generous to a fault with
>> those she's met in person and at least one she's never met in person.
>> The world is full of hypocrisy and hypocrites, Fred; it's the spelling
>> that annoys me. "-) It's a bias I have. A character flaw maybe.
>> Likely, even.
>>
>>
>
>Hell I haven't even met her and I like her. I hear she forces Barb to not
>drink.

i thought margaret was supposed to be nice.

your pal,
blake

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 22:21:49 GMT, blake murphy >
rummaged among random neurons and opined:

>On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:29:08 GMT, Mr Libido Incognito >
>wrote:
>
>>Melba's Jammin' wrote on 14 Mar 2007 in rec.food.cooking
>>
>>> For the record, I don't have a problem with it, either. Margaret's a
>>> much-loved poster to r.f.c., always gracious, generous to a fault with
>>> those she's met in person and at least one she's never met in person.
>>> The world is full of hypocrisy and hypocrites, Fred; it's the spelling
>>> that annoys me. "-) It's a bias I have. A character flaw maybe.
>>> Likely, even.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Hell I haven't even met her and I like her. I hear she forces Barb to not
>>drink.
>
>i thought margaret was supposed to be nice.

Well, Margaret is both nice and encourages *everyone* to drink.
Including Barb.

A more graceful hostess you will never find.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd...who knows from experience
--
"Most vigitaryans I iver see looked enough like their food to be
classed as cannybals."

Finley Peter Dunne (1900)

To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:50:33 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
> wrote:

>On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 22:21:49 GMT, blake murphy >
>rummaged among random neurons and opined:
>
>>On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:29:08 GMT, Mr Libido Incognito >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Melba's Jammin' wrote on 14 Mar 2007 in rec.food.cooking
>>>
>>>> For the record, I don't have a problem with it, either. Margaret's a
>>>> much-loved poster to r.f.c., always gracious, generous to a fault with
>>>> those she's met in person and at least one she's never met in person.
>>>> The world is full of hypocrisy and hypocrites, Fred; it's the spelling
>>>> that annoys me. "-) It's a bias I have. A character flaw maybe.
>>>> Likely, even.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Hell I haven't even met her and I like her. I hear she forces Barb to not
>>>drink.
>>
>>i thought margaret was supposed to be nice.
>
>Well, Margaret is both nice and encourages *everyone* to drink.
>Including Barb.
>
>A more graceful hostess you will never find.
>
>Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd...who knows from experience

she sounds like a mighty fine person to have a snort with.

your pal,
blake