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On 2007-03-16, Mark Edwards wrote:

>There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
>mild aspergillus syndrome).


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"Adam Funk" > wrote

> >There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
> >mild aspergillus syndrome).

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Elmer season, however, is fair game.

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"Adam Funk" > wrote in message
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> On 2007-03-16, Mark Edwards wrote:
>
>>There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
>>mild aspergillus syndrome).

>
> +-------------------------------------------------------+
> | Members will kindly refrain from relieving themselves |
> | in the umbrella stand during aspergillus season. |
> +-------------------------------------------------------+
>
>
> --
> Prolog: You attempt to shoot yourself in the foot, but the bullet,
> failing to find its mark, backtracks to the gun which then
> explodes in your face.


We had many complaints at work when the cleaners left a note in the mens'
toilets : ' If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!'

Sarah

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Otto Bahn wrote:
> "Adam Funk" > wrote
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>>> There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
>>> mild aspergillus syndrome).

>> +-------------------------------------------------------+
>> | Members will kindly refrain from relieving themselves |
>> | in the umbrella stand during aspergillus season. |
>> +-------------------------------------------------------+

>
> Elmer season, however, is fair game.



Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I'm hunting geeks.

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On Mar 16, 12:14 pm, "Sarah" > wrote:
> "Adam Funk" > wrote in message
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> news >
> > On 2007-03-16, Mark Edwards wrote:

>
> >>There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
> >>mild aspergillus syndrome).

>
> > +-------------------------------------------------------+
> > | Members will kindly refrain from relieving themselves |
> > | in the umbrella stand during aspergillus season. |
> > +-------------------------------------------------------+

>
> > --
> > Prolog: You attempt to shoot yourself in the foot, but the bullet,
> > failing to find its mark, backtracks to the gun which then
> > explodes in your face.

>
> We had many complaints at work when the cleaners left a note in the mens'
> toilets : ' If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!'
>
> Sarah


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