It landed in my cereal, a little black bug with wings..

thing is.. it was my last bowl of cereal, and Im not dumping it out.
I already put sugar and milk and stuff on it... (stuff.. lol)

and here he come BAM...

oh well! more fiber for me

Barry wrote:

>
> oh well! more fiber for me
>
Don't you mean protein?
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On Apr 27, 12:12 pm, Chatty Cathy > wrote:
> Barry wrote:

> Don't you mean protein?

I guess I do

I tried to find it, but I had already poured the milk. no time to
waste.

Either of my cats would have been delighted to lick the bug...

it's in my stomach and I can't quit thinking about it
I can't lick my lips right now...hope this feeling wears off soon

now Im wondering where the bug has been.. like.. what if it has been
on the dogs ass nextdoor

whew! shoulda just had pancakes again

"Barry" > wrote:
> It landed in my cereal, a little black bug with wings..
>
> thing is.. it was my last bowl of cereal, and Im not dumping it out.
> I already put sugar and milk and stuff on it... (stuff.. lol)
>
> and here he come BAM...
>
> oh well! more fiber for me

Well, as long as it wasn't a fly... who's previous landing spot was on dog
crap! ;-)

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Barry wrote:
> It landed in my cereal, a little black bug with wings..
>



Keep it to yourself or everyone else will want one, too.

gloria p

wff_ng_7 wrote:
> "Barry" > wrote:
>> It landed in my cereal, a little black bug with wings..
>>
>> thing is.. it was my last bowl of cereal, and Im not dumping it out.
>> I already put sugar and milk and stuff on it... (stuff.. lol)
>>
>> and here he come BAM...
>>
>> oh well! more fiber for me
>
> Well, as long as it wasn't a fly... who's previous landing spot was on
> dog crap! ;-)

Speaking of insects and dogs: my buddy catches moths when they get in
the house and feeds them live to his dog. No, I have no idea how that
got started.


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Barry said...

> It landed in my cereal, a little black bug with wings..
>
> thing is.. it was my last bowl of cereal, and Im not dumping it out.
> I already put sugar and milk and stuff on it... (stuff.. lol)
>
> and here he come BAM...
>
> oh well! more fiber for me


Didn't your grandma ever tell you "you have to eat a pound of dirt before
you die!"? Probably an ounce of bugs in a pound of dirt?

But certainly if I was going to eat bugs, I'd prefer to have a choice of
which ones.

The Ex once told me that if peanut M&Ms in the vending machines got too
warm, peanut worms inside the peanut would grow, eating the peanut and all
I'd eat was chocolate covered squirmy peanut worms.

I spotted an inchworm inching around in my sister's school lunch lettuce
salad. She about fainted! I almost didn't say anything but her almost
fainting was much more enjoyable than watching her eat it and not knowing.


Andy

Andy wrote:


>
> I spotted an inchworm inching around in my sister's school lunch lettuce
> salad.

Which reminds me... what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half a worm!

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Chatty wrote on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:48:41 +0200:

??>> I spotted an inchworm inching around in my sister's school
??>> lunch lettuce salad.

CC> Which reminds me... what's worse than finding a worm in
CC> your apple?

CC> Half a worm!

ROFL!

James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

E-mail, with obvious alterations:
not.jim.silverton.at.comcast.not

Chatty Cathy said...

> Andy wrote:
>
>
>>
>> I spotted an inchworm inching around in my sister's school lunch lettuce
>> salad.
>
> Which reminds me... what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
>
> Half a worm!


Gosh, is that joke still playing in South Africa?? <VBG>

Andy

Andy wrote:
> Chatty Cathy said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I spotted an inchworm inching around in my sister's school lunch lettuce
>>> salad.
>> Which reminds me... what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
>>
>> Half a worm!
>
>
> Gosh, is that joke still playing in South Africa?? <VBG>

<Cathy boxes Andy's ears - in the nicest possible way, of course >

Yes!!!

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"Andy" <q> wrote:
> The Ex once told me that if peanut M&Ms in the vending machines got too
> warm, peanut worms inside the peanut would grow, eating the peanut and all
> I'd eat was chocolate covered squirmy peanut worms.

I don't know if I believe that one, but I have opened a box of Raisinettes
as a kid and found worms mixed in with them. I guess if they hang around too
long, there are eggs in them (from the raisins) that eventually hatch and
start eating away. It's kind of like the worms that appear in bags of flour.
The processing to make these products doesn't always kill everything.

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Andy <q> wrote:
> Barry said...
>
> > It landed in my crotch.
>
> I spotted an inchworm .

That was no woim, that's widdle Barry's one inch crotch fuse! <G>

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

Sheldon

On Apr 27, 3:15 pm, Andy <q> wrote:
orm!
>
> Gosh, is that joke still playing in South Africa?? <VBG>
>
> Andy

lol

On Apr 27, 3:28 pm, Sheldon > wrote:

> That was no woim, that's widdle Barry's one inch crotch fuse! <G>
>
> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .
>
> Sheldon

nu ungh, it's the skin from that thingy off your mamma's bottom lip.

I'm running brokeback mountain.. not really watching it..
however..

the wife just busted her old man with the other guy

they was tearin it up in the alley
she bout fell out

lmao

woops

i bet you bought the dbd dintcha
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now they in the house playing it straight..

"going for a drink"

Barry wrote:
> On Apr 27, 3:15 pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> orm!
>> Gosh, is that joke still playing in South Africa?? <VBG>
>>
>> Andy
>
> lol
>
lol... ??? That's it? just lol? - sheesh

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On Apr 27, 4:15 pm, Chatty Cathy > wrote:
lol
>
> lol... ??? That's it? just lol? - sheesh
Leaping over Leprechauns is very hard work.

check it out, heh heh...

if you're using google to navigate the groups.. you can select a
language. now

they have elmer fudd as a language.
I arrived at woogle gwoups..

lol wooks wike a bunch of w's to me

below this post it says..
"post message, you fiwfy wabbit" (tha't the button im fixin to hit)

Barry wrote:
> On Apr 27, 4:15 pm, Chatty Cathy > wrote:
> lol
>> lol... ??? That's it? just lol? - sheesh
> Leaping over Leprechauns is very hard work.

OK. *that* deserved a LOL
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