Joe Junior wrote:

(Ubiquitous) wrote:
>
>>http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/0...rnography-guy/
>>
>>You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating
>>nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain ol’ “Jared” to
>>the much more exciting “Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy.”
>>
>>Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different.
>>According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful
>>pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and
>>Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and
>>people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough
>>porn to keep his customers happy.
>>
>>As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would
>>think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich
>>chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn
>>company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food
>>available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby’s had opened up there
>>instead? We’d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn’t gotten out of
>>bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape.
>
>Mmm....porn and subway sandwiches...my two favorite things.

EAT FRESH!!!

"the nerk geek" > wrote in message
...
> Joe Junior wrote:
>
(Ubiquitous) wrote:
>>
>>>http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/0...rnography-guy/
>>>
>>>You've come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over
>>>200 pounds by eating
>>>nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just
>>>plain ol' "Jared" to
>>>the much more exciting "Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy."
>>>
>>>Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for
>>>something entirely different.
>>>According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran
>>>a very successful
>>>pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was
>>>vast and extensive, and
>>>Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a
>>>dollar a day (cheap!), and
>>>people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless
>>>to say, Jared had enough
>>>porn to keep his customers happy.
>>>
>>>As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn't as
>>>motivated as you would
>>>think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was
>>>laziness. The sandwich
>>>chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared's dorm, and what
>>>with his busy porn
>>>company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It
>>>was the closest fast food
>>>available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby's had
>>>opened up there
>>>instead? We'd probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he
>>>hasn't gotten out of
>>>bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in
>>>tip-top shape.
>>
>>Mmm....porn and subway sandwiches...my two favorite things.
>
> EAT FRESH!!!

Would you like a foot long?

"FDR" > wrote in message
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>
> "the nerk geek" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Joe Junior wrote:
>>
(Ubiquitous) wrote:
>>>
>>>>http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/0...rnography-guy/
>>>>
>>>>You've come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over
>>>>200 pounds by eating
>>>>nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being
>>>>just plain ol' "Jared" to
>>>>the much more exciting "Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy."
>>>>
>>>>Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for
>>>>something entirely different.
>>>>According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran
>>>>a very successful
>>>>pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was
>>>>vast and extensive, and
>>>>Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a
>>>>dollar a day (cheap!), and
>>>>people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless
>>>>to say, Jared had enough
>>>>porn to keep his customers happy.
>>>>
>>>>As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn't as
>>>>motivated as you would
>>>>think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was
>>>>laziness. The sandwich
>>>>chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared's dorm, and what
>>>>with his busy porn
>>>>company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It
>>>>was the closest fast food
>>>>available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby's
>>>>had opened up there
>>>>instead? We'd probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how
>>>>he hasn't gotten out of
>>>>bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in
>>>>tip-top shape.
>>>
>>>Mmm....porn and subway sandwiches...my two favorite things.
>>
>> EAT FRESH!!!
>
> Would you like a foot long?

Mayonnaise?

On Thu, 10 May 2007 20:14:50 -0400, the nerk geek
> puked:

>Joe Junior wrote:
>
(Ubiquitous) wrote:
>>
>>>http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/0...rnography-guy/
>>>
>>>YouÕve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating
>>>nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain olÕ ÒJaredÓ to
>>>the much more exciting ÒJared Fogle, the Subway Guy.Ó
>>>
>>>Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different.
>>>According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful
>>>pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and
>>>Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and
>>>people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough
>>>porn to keep his customers happy.
>>>
>>>As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasnÕt as motivated as you would
>>>think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich
>>>chain had opened a branch on the first floor of JaredÕs dorm, and what with his busy porn
>>>company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food
>>>available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an ArbyÕs had opened up there
>>>instead? WeÕd probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasnÕt gotten out of
>>>bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape.
>>
>>Mmm....porn and subway sandwiches...my two favorite things.
>
>EAT FRESH!!!

Isn't he a flaming fag? It was probably all *** porn...
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

On May 10, 7:47 pm, "Official Mafia Spokesperson"
> wrote:
> "FDR" > wrote in message
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> ...
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> > "the nerk geek" > wrote in message
> .. .
> >> Joe Junior wrote:
>
> (Ubiquitous) wrote:
>
> >>>>http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/0...ed-fogle-the-p...
>
> >>>>You've come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over
> >>>>200 pounds by eating
> >>>>nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being
> >>>>just plain ol' "Jared" to
> >>>>the much more exciting "Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy."
>
> >>>>Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for
> >>>>something entirely different.
> >>>>According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran
> >>>>a very successful
> >>>>pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was
> >>>>vast and extensive, and
> >>>>Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a
> >>>>dollar a day (cheap!), and
> >>>>people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless
> >>>>to say, Jared had enough
> >>>>porn to keep his customers happy.
>
> >>>>As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn't as
> >>>>motivated as you would
> >>>>think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was
> >>>>laziness. The sandwich
> >>>>chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared's dorm, and what
> >>>>with his busy porn
> >>>>company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It
> >>>>was the closest fast food
> >>>>available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby's
> >>>>had opened up there
> >>>>instead? We'd probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how
> >>>>he hasn't gotten out of
> >>>>bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in
> >>>>tip-top shape.
>
> >>>Mmm....porn and subway sandwiches...my two favorite things.
>
> >> EAT FRESH!!!
>
> > Would you like a foot long?
>
> Mayonnaise?

There have been many occasions when I referred to jarred mayo as "that
jizzy white stuff."

--Bryan