Enjoy.

Dimitri

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Zagat/Today Show Fast-Food Survey
Outtakes from the Survey

"Good-tasting, until the left ventricle finally gives out."
"The fries never decompose."
"E. coli is free with every order."
"Best consumed drunk."
"Try the 'compressed cat cutlet!'"
"I am never that hungry!"
"They should be cited for posing as a restaurant."
"Not sure they use real cows."
"Responsible for the downfall of modern civilization."
"Staff seems in some sort of psychic pain."
"Don't tell my cardiologist."
"Corporate policy forbids anything remotely healthy."
"Whatever it is tastes ok, but it's not pizza."
"I get fat just driving by."
"Cardboard with tomato sauce and leathery meat. Mmm!"
"Love the cheese-flavored plastic!"
"Bucket o' death - but tasty."
"It's hard to tell where the food stops and the Styrofoam containers begin."
"The only thing healthy about the place is the exit door."
"Secretly owned by a cartel of cardiac surgeons."
"Where is the health department when you need them?"
"Makes your old college dining hall look like the Grand Hyatt."
"Tricks thousands of Midwesterners into thinking they're eating seafood."

In article >,
"Dimitri" > wrote:

> Enjoy.
>
> Dimitri
>
> http://www.zagat.com/img/promo/html/outtakes.htm
>
> Zagat/Today Show Fast-Food Survey
> Outtakes from the Survey
>
> "Good-tasting, until the left ventricle finally gives out."
> "The fries never decompose."
> "E. coli is free with every order."
> "Best consumed drunk."
> "Try the 'compressed cat cutlet!'"
> "I am never that hungry!"
> "They should be cited for posing as a restaurant."
> "Not sure they use real cows."
> "Responsible for the downfall of modern civilization."
> "Staff seems in some sort of psychic pain."
> "Don't tell my cardiologist."
> "Corporate policy forbids anything remotely healthy."
> "Whatever it is tastes ok, but it's not pizza."
> "I get fat just driving by."
> "Cardboard with tomato sauce and leathery meat. Mmm!"
> "Love the cheese-flavored plastic!"
> "Bucket o' death - but tasty."
> "It's hard to tell where the food stops and the Styrofoam containers begin."
> "The only thing healthy about the place is the exit door."
> "Secretly owned by a cartel of cardiac surgeons."
> "Where is the health department when you need them?"
> "Makes your old college dining hall look like the Grand Hyatt."
> "Tricks thousands of Midwesterners into thinking they're eating seafood."
>

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I can SO relate to some of them!
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