Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...

http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

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Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
----------------------------------------------------------------------
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----------------------------------------------------------------------
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
> wrote:

>
>Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
>honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
>diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
>worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
>that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
>productive citizen again...
>
>http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and ****in' amazement"

brother Melchizedek wrote:
> satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> >
> >>Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> >>honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> >>diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> >>worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> >>that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> >>productive citizen again...
> >>
> >> http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
> >
> > Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and ****in' amazement"
>
> UR welcome! (-:

May the following encourage you:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...775fd908c8dae?

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com

"Unlike the 2PD-OMER Approach, weight loss diets can't be combined
with well-balanced diets."
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth

On May 27, 8:24 pm, Velvet Elvis > wrote:
> On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
>
> > wrote:
>
> >Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> >honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> >diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> >worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> >that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> >productive citizen again...
>
> >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
>
> Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and ****in' amazement"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the
hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one
here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
--- the holy spirit

"Velvet Elvis" > wrote in message ...
> On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
> > wrote:
>
>>
>>Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
>>honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
>>diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
>>worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
>>that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
>>productive citizen again...
>>
>> http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
>
> Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and ****in' amazement"

UR welcome! (-:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...

>
> brother Melchizedek wrote:
> > satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> > > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> > >
> > >>Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > >>honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > >>diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > >>worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > >>that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > >>productive citizen again...
> > >>
> > >> http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
> > >
> > > Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and ****in' amazement"
> >
> > UR welcome! (-:
>
> May the following encourage you:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...775fd908c8dae?
>
> May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
> satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
> so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
> Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
> able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
> infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love unconditionally.
>
> Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,

If the essence of the nature of Jesus is awesome love, how can he strike
down and murder with his fiery sword? Why would a being that encompasses
all of the love in the Universe and is wants to share that love need a
fiery sword for in the first place? That contradicts the nature of
Jesus.

Please explain.

PS: How do you know what Satan's sperm smells like? When you were doing
your clinical rounds, did he come in with a problem?

--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
----------------------------------------------------------------------
WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the officious 411 said...

> On May 27, 8:24 pm, Velvet Elvis > wrote:
> > On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
> >
> > > wrote:
> >
> > >Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > >honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > >diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > >worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > >that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > >productive citizen again...
> >
> > >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
> >
> > Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and ****in' amazement"
>
> "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the
> hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one
> here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
> --- the holy spirit

So Chung really does hear voices in his head.

--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
----------------------------------------------------------------------
WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

On May 27, 9:46 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> wrote:
> brother Melchizedek wrote:
> > satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> > > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>
> > >>Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > >>honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > >>diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > >>worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > >>that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > >>productive citizen again...
>
> > >>http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
>
> > > Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and ****in' amazement"
>
> > UR welcome! (-:
>
> May the following encourage you:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...775fd908c8dae?

Title says all. You are unhinged, unsane, and unwell.

~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly > Thou young fry of treachery.
Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>
> TIA,
>
> ~~ Shelly ~~
>
> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
> cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr.
> Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb
> you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.

**** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.

rec.food.cooking added
rec.arts.tv added
alt.tv.law-and-order added
alt.pets.ferrets added
rec.gardens added
alt.fan.harry-potter added

HTH, slutguts.


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Lionel > Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
> On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> > boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
> then wrote:
>
>> ~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly > Thou young fry of treachery.
>> Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>
>>> TIA,
>>>
>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>
>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>>> stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
>>> Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to
>>> disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>
>> **** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>
> You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.

So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.

HEY! You crossposted.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
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Saltatrix tonsa.

On Monday 28 May 2007 09:01, ~~ Shelly ~~ posted:

> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>
> TIA,
>
> ~~ Shelly ~~
>
> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
> stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
> Dr. Chung
> stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you.
> Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.

Hi Shelly,

I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out of
alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious discussion.

Many thanks.

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Steve Williams said...

> On Monday 28 May 2007 09:01, ~~ Shelly ~~ posted:
>
> > Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
> >
> > TIA,
> >
> > ~~ Shelly ~~
> >
> > BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
> > stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
> > Dr. Chung
> > stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you.
> > Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>
> Hi Shelly,
>
> I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out of
> alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious discussion.
>
> Many thanks.

Would you mind not cross posting your personal messages to Shelly into
alt.flame.jesus.christ? We are very busy in here wrestling with the
profound and deep emotional issues that effect all of humanity at all
levels, and cannot be distracted with your efforts to pork Ms. Shelly.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
----------------------------------------------------------------------
WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

On Monday 28 May 2007 14:01, St. Jackanapes posted:

>
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Steve Williams said...
>
>> On Monday 28 May 2007 09:01, ~~ Shelly ~~ posted:
>>
>> > Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>> >
>> > TIA,
>> >
>> > ~~ Shelly ~~
>> >
>> > BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>> > stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated
>> > the Dr. Chung
>> > stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb
>> > you.
>> > Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>
>> Hi Shelly,
>>
>> I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out
>> of alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious
>> discussion.
>>
>> Many thanks.
>
> Would you mind not cross posting your personal messages to Shelly
> into alt.flame.jesus.christ?

Can you please refrain from cross posting your dislike of my
crossposting to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, this is a highly active
newsgroup that doesn't need your kind of rubbish.

> We are very busy in here wrestling with
> the profound and deep emotional issues that effect all of humanity
> at all levels, and cannot be distracted with your efforts to pork
> Ms. Shelly.

Actually, I heard she is fat and any interest in giving her a bit of
Scopare that might have been present is now flushed from my
intentions list.

> Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Thank you for your prompt reply.

On Mon, 28 May 2007 18:11:51 +1000, Lionel >
wrote:

>On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>then wrote:
>
>>~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly > Thou young fry of treachery.
>>Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>
>>> TIA,
>>>
>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>
>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
>>> cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr.
>>> Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb
>>> you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>
>>**** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>
>You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.

The day K-Man has anything worthwhile to say will be the day the world
ends.

Kadaitcha Man > pinched out a steaming pile
>:

>Lionel > Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
>lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> > boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>> then wrote:
>>
>>> ~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly > Thou young fry of
treachery.
>>> Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>>
>>>> TIA,
>>>>
>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>>
>>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>>>> stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated
the
>>>> Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to
>>>> disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you
again.
>>>
>>> **** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>>
>> You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.
>
>So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
>deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
>acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.
>
>HEY! You crossposted.
>
Sure, its better than kicking the cat but *I'm* all about being
helpful:
http://www.hyphenologist.co.uk/killfile/killfilefaq.htm

Right after I pWn yuor po\/\/er 5uPpLy...of course

On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes >
wrote:

> "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
> - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.

John Baker wrote:
> On Mon, 28 May 2007 18:11:51 +1000, Lionel >
> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> > boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>> then wrote:
>>
>>> ~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly > Thou young fry of treachery.
>>> Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>>
>>>> TIA,
>>>>
>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>>
>>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
>>>> cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr.
>>>> Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb
>>>> you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>> **** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>> You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.
>
> The day K-Man has anything worthwhile to say will be the day the world
> ends.>

Will that be just before, during, or after? fu set

In article >,
"Kadaitcha Man" > wrote:

> HTH, slutguts

The on-set of puberty is always confusing.

Bye.

- Bill

Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)

On Mon, 28 May 2007 14:06:28 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> wrote:

>Lionel > Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
>lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> > boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>> then wrote:
>>
>>> ~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly > Thou young fry of treachery.
>>> Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>>
>>>> TIA,
>>>>
>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>>
>>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>>>> stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
>>>> Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to
>>>> disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>>
>>> **** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>>
>> You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.
>
>So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
>deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
>acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.
>
>HEY! You crossposted.

You have pent up hostility...discuss.


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K. A. Cannon wrote:
> On Mon, 28 May 2007 14:06:28 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> > wrote:
>
>> Lionel > Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
>> lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
>>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> > boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>>> then wrote:
>>>
>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly > Thou young fry of treachery.
>>>> Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>>>
>>>>> TIA,
>>>>>
>>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>>>>> stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
>>>>> Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to
>>>>> disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>>> **** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>>> You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.
>> So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
>> deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
>> acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.
>>
>> HEY! You crossposted.
>
> You have pent up hostility...discuss.

Amongst yourselves...... until the the thread looks like a big stick o'
buttah.

- - - -

nada

On May 28, 4:01 am, "~~ Shelly ~~" <~~ Shelly >
wrote:
> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>
> TIA,
>
> ~~ Shelly ~~
>
> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
> cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
> stuff.

sci.med.cardiology. Courtesy of Dr. Chuckles Chung himself.

> For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
> on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.

Care for a beer first? Imported, domestic, draft, cheap swill that
you wouldn't pour down your worst enemy's loo, take your
pick.

"St. Jackanapes" > wrote in message
...
>
> Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> productive citizen again...
>
> http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.



>
> --
> St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
> Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
> - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>
>

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" > wrote in message


> May Tedi continue to hose me down with HIS golden shower driving out
> my lies thereby humbling me <snip>


Hmmmm, chunkers better get back on his meds...

"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" > wrote
in message ups.com...
> On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes >
> wrote:
>
>> "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
>> - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>
> I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.

I haven't noticed him get this weird before, is this new or did I just miss
it?

On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" > wrote:
> "St. Jackanapes" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
> > Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > productive citizen again...
>
> >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
>
> Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
> service.

When did he start giving massages?

In article .net>,
says...
>
> "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" > wrote
> in message ups.com...
> > On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
> >> - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> >
> > I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.
>
> I haven't noticed him get this weird before, is this new or did I just miss
> it?
>
>
>
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis." --
Andrew B Chung
Message-ID: . com>

On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital" > wrote:
> On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" > wrote:
>
>
>
> > "St. Jackanapes" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > > Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > > honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > > diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > > worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > > that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > > productive citizen again...
>
> > >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
>
> > Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
> > service.
>
> When did he start giving massages?

Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.

Andrew, do you want to retract this sort of language?



Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology, alt.christnet.christianlife,
alt.support.anxiety-panic, alt.support.diabetes, alt.atheism
From: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" >
Date: 11 Dec 2006 09:33:10 -0800
Local: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:33 am
Subject: Demon Mark W. Phelps: It started with not honoring his dad,
whom he had judged.

~tanya wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

> > Hint: Those who use fakes names are in bed with satan and covered with
> > his ejaculate.


> well what's not ta love THERE?



The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis.


> you should really stop playin' with yer food.


Playing is not my style.

You are welcome to help me clean the stuff off our satan-worshipping
neighbors.



> swallow.


Please don't do that, dear Tanya.

(wiping the stuff off your hands lovingly and carefully)


That was close.


(((( hugs ))))


The stuff would have changed you into a blaspheming demon as it has
done to tragic MWPhelps:


http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...279ece5fbd098?



> you'll be more popular in hell, ta boot.


No thanks. Rather serve in heaven than be popular in hell.

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety, and panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear Tanya
whom I love unconditionally.


Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,


Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA

In article >,
K. A. Cannon > wrote:

> You have pent up hostility...discuss.

Not here in the Shire . . . say, "bye-bye".

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)

K. A. Cannon > Thou meanest groom. Thou
potato-headed, legless scantling. Ye hollered:
> On Mon, 28 May 2007 14:06:28 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> > wrote:
>
>> Lionel > Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
>> lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
>>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> > boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>>> then wrote:
>>>
>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly > Thou young fry of
>>>> treachery. Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>>>
>>>>> TIA,
>>>>>
>>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>>>>> stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated
>>>>> the Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm
>>>>> sorry to disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother
>>>>> you again.
>>>>
>>>> **** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>>>
>>> You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.
>>
>> So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
>> deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
>> acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.
>>
>> HEY! You crossposted.
>
> You have pent up hostility...discuss.

"I" *DO* "NOT" *HAVE* "PENT" *UP* "HOSTILITY"! *HOW* "DARE" *YOU* "SAY"
*SUCH* "A" *THING*. "I" *AM* "CALM"! *CALM*! "I" *TELL* "YOU"! *I* "AM"
*NOT* "HOSTILE"! *DAMN*! "NOW" *LOOK* "WHAT" *YOU'VE* "MADE" *ME* "DO"!
*I* "SMASHED" *MY* "KEYBOARD", *I* "HOPE" *YOU* "ARE" *HAPPY* "NOW"!

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Ut si!

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister
said...

> On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes >
> wrote:
>
> > "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
> > - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>
> I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.

A taste test, I suppose.

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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
> wrote:
> On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
>
>
>
> Hospital" > wrote:
> > On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" > wrote:
>
> > > "St. Jackanapes" > wrote in message
>
> > ...
>
> > > > Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > > > honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > > > diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > > > worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > > > that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > > > productive citizen again...
>
> > > >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
>
> > > Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
> > > service.
>
> > When did he start giving massages?
>
> Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
> probably.

Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
Dr. Falwell. He'd know.

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital said...

> On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
> > wrote:
> > On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
> >
> >
> >
> > Hospital" > wrote:
> > > On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" > wrote:
> >
> > > > "St. Jackanapes" > wrote in message
> >
> > > ...
> >
> > > > > Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > > > > honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > > > > diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > > > > worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > > > > that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > > > > productive citizen again...
> >
> > > > >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
> >
> > > > Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
> > > > service.
> >
> > > When did he start giving massages?
> >
> > Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
> > probably.
>
> Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
> Dr. Falwell. He'd know.

I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute...

http://www.jackanapes.ws/ani/tinkysrevenge.gif

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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

On May 29, 4:16 am, St. Jackanapes >
wrote:
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
> Hospital said...
>
>
>
> > On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
> > > wrote:
> > > On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
>
> > > Hospital" > wrote:
> > > > On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" > wrote:
>
> > > > > "St. Jackanapes" > wrote in message
>
> > > > ...
>
> > > > > > Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > > > > > honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > > > > > diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > > > > > worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > > > > > that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > > > > > productive citizen again...
>
> > > > > >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
>
> > > > > Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
> > > > > service.
>
> > > > When did he start giving massages?
>
> > > Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
> > > probably.
>
> > Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
> > Dr. Falwell. He'd know.
>
> I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute...
>
> http://www.jackanapes.ws/ani/tinkysrevenge.gif

Jerry's having a ball. His only regret is not sucking demon cock
sooner.

In article >, had the
nerve to say...
>
> Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> productive citizen again...
>
> http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
>
>
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