FoodBanter.com - Madame Butterfly For Our Time

On Jun 2, 5:06 am, "L. Credit Where Due T." >
wrote:
> > There is some evidence that opera >lovers are more prone to suicide than
> > non-opera lovers. This has been >called the Madame Butterfly Effect.
> > Graham
>
> That Mme. Butterfly Effect will
> reach its pinnacle only when (and not a moment before) the hyaenid
> troll, 'ljo', Noted Nonentity of Fidelio-'Tenor'-Interpretors,
> *performs Cio
> Cio San's Finale, for Real, nevermind that 'realism' nonsense! It's
> no substitute for RTR (Really Truly Real)!
>
> To advance such....er.... artistry, a very kindly and generous offer
> still stands: I'll gladly supply
> the Ginsu® Ceremonial Blade for the much-too-belated event.
>
> Furthermore,
> The fact that, no matter how many cleanings said blade will
> subsequently undergo, it'll never again be used for preparing Kosher -
> nor any other- meals, cannot be a concern when Operatic Spectacle must
> be maintained.
> Paul Ferraro Richard Garmise
> *The performance, to be given at St. Squeedie's, for throngs of
> adoring, 'highly informed' spectators (ie, 2 -possibly 3- rheumy,
> mainly deaf cockroaches and a sycophantic 'reviewer'), will undoubted
> receive only positive comments from the latter, also known as 'ljo's'
> buttboy/protege.