Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
Do I make the Bean Pickles?
The first would be the most fun.
The third doesn't require any more shopping.
The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
The first would be most fun . . . . .
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
> The first would be the most fun.
> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
> The first would be most fun . . . . .

I think you've already decided! (I've decided to hijack a plane and join
you.) :~)

kili

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
> The first would be the most fun.
> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
> The first would be most fun . . . . .
> --
> -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
> http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
> pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In this order

1. Go to town and check out Surly Table
2. While in town, go to liquor store and pick up bottle of red wine.
3. Go home and drink bottle of red wine
4. Throw away Dirt Chunks, problem solved.
5. Make Bean Pickles...or not....you won't care one way or another after
consuming the wine anyway!

Your Welcome!

KW

"KW" <keith_warrennospamatallteldotnet> wrote in message
...
>
> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>> The first would be the most fun.
>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>> --
>> -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
>> http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
>> pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007
>
> In this order
>
> 1. Go to town and check out Surly Table
> 2. While in town, go to liquor store and pick up bottle of red wine.
> 3. Go home and drink bottle of red wine
> 4. Throw away Dirt Chunks, problem solved.
> 5. Make Bean Pickles...or not....you won't care one way or another after
> consuming the wine anyway!
>
> Your Welcome!
>

I want her life!

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:15:34 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>The first would be the most fun.
>The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>The first would be most fun . . . . .

but if you went to the liquor store for the second, you could get
half-boiled yourself.

your pal,
blake

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
> The first would be the most fun.
> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
> The first would be most fun . . . . .

My choice is not listed.

--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

In article >,
"KW" <keith_warrennospamatallteldotnet> wrote:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
> > Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
> > Do I make the Bean Pickles?
> > The first would be the most fun.
> > The third doesn't require any more shopping.
> > The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
> > The first would be most fun . . . . .
> > --
> > -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
> > http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
> > pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007
>
> In this order
>
> 1. Go to town and check out Surly Table
> 2. While in town, go to liquor store and pick up bottle of red wine.
> 3. Go home and drink bottle of red wine
> 4. Throw away Dirt Chunks, problem solved.
> 5. Make Bean Pickles...or not....you won't care one way or another after
> consuming the wine anyway!
>
> Your Welcome!
>
> KW

I like the way you think, Keith. I really do. Come over here and sit
by me.

It's 1:30 and I've done the two pints of bean pickles for the Fair.
I've some leftovers sitting in the brine that will be fridge-stored
without processing.

The boiled dirt chunks were boiled and peeled last night and I think I
over-cooked them, so I have a nasty feeling that I'm going to be making
them later in the week, when I get more fresh blech. I may pour some
sort of brine over what I cooked yesterday and give them to someone as a
gift. I can think of two people who offered to take last year's Fair
jars off my hands so I don't think getting rid of them will be a
problem. They may not be like Aunt June's (June Cleaver), but they'll
probably be better than what Aunt Nellie sells. I haven't tasted the
greens I cooked.

All of this seems to leave me with a plan to visit Surly Table. I don't
have any money to spend right now so it might well be a fortuitous time
to pay them a call. :-)

Gotta stay sober for tonight's pork chops, though. I'm thinking grilled
chops, parsleyed new potatoes, and green beans (not the pickled ones).
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In article >, "cybercat" >
wrote:

> "KW" <keith_warrennospamatallteldotnet> wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
> >> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
> >> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
> >> The first would be the most fun.
> >> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
> >> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
> >> The first would be most fun . . . . .
> >> --
> >> -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
> >> http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
> >> pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007
> >
> > In this order
> >
> > 1. Go to town and check out Surly Table
> > 2. While in town, go to liquor store and pick up bottle of red wine.
> > 3. Go home and drink bottle of red wine
> > 4. Throw away Dirt Chunks, problem solved.
> > 5. Make Bean Pickles...or not....you won't care one way or another after
> > consuming the wine anyway!
> >
> > Your Welcome!
> >
>
> I want her life!

How much are you willing to pay?
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >,
> "KW" <keith_warrennospamatallteldotnet> wrote:
>
>> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>>> The first would be the most fun.
>>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>>> --
>>> -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
>>> http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
>>> pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007
>>
>> In this order
>>
>> 1. Go to town and check out Surly Table
>> 2. While in town, go to liquor store and pick up bottle of red wine.
>> 3. Go home and drink bottle of red wine
>> 4. Throw away Dirt Chunks, problem solved.
>> 5. Make Bean Pickles...or not....you won't care one way or another
>> after consuming the wine anyway!
>>
>> Your Welcome!
>>
>> KW
>
> I like the way you think, Keith. I really do. Come over here and sit
> by me.
>

And I love your sense of humor, Barb, I really do. :~) Come on over and
share a bottle of wine with me anytime.

kili

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote
>> I want her life!
>
> How much are you willing to pay?
> --

hahaha! If I had money my life might be more like yours!
I have to do paid work too often, and am feeling sorry
for myself because I had to clean the house top to bottom
over the last few days. So my choices went like this:

1. Should I call the nasty client first?
2. Should I finish that overdue report?
3. Should I put the laundry in first, or
clean off the side porch?
4. Do I have time to gas my car on the
way to the bank and still get the deposit
in before 2 if I clean the inside and outside
of the car first?
5. Can I do all this and still have dinner made
for the overgrown adolescent I am married to
by the time he gets home?

hahaha!

"Chatty Cathy" > wrote in message
...
> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>> The first would be the most fun.
>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>
> My choice is not listed.
>

What is your choice?

Chatty Cathy wrote:
> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>> The first would be the most fun.
>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>
> My choice is not listed.

ROFL

Melba's Jammin' wrote:

> All of this seems to leave me with a plan to visit Surly Table. I don't
> have any money to spend right now so it might well be a fortuitous time
> to pay them a call. :-)

Why torture yourself so?

On Mon, 2 Jul 2007 15:15:49 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote:

>
>"Chatty Cathy" > wrote in message
...
>> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>>> The first would be the most fun.
>>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>>
>> My choice is not listed.
>>
>
>What is your choice?
>
Klonking cybercat on the back of the head. *I* got her joke!
LOL


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<sf> wrote in message ...
> On Mon, 2 Jul 2007 15:15:49 -0400, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Chatty Cathy" > wrote in message
...
>>> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>>>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>>>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>>>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>>>> The first would be the most fun.
>>>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>>>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>>>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>>>
>>> My choice is not listed.
>>>
>>
>>What is your choice?
>>
> Klonking cybercat on the back of the head. *I* got her joke!
> LOL

ow

:

I still don't get it!

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:37:57 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>In article >,
> "KW" <keith_warrennospamatallteldotnet> wrote:
>
>> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>> > Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>> > Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>> > The first would be the most fun.
>> > The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>> > The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>> > The first would be most fun . . . . .
>> > --
>> > -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
>> > http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
>> > pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007
>>
>> In this order
>>
>> 1. Go to town and check out Surly Table
>> 2. While in town, go to liquor store and pick up bottle of red wine.
>> 3. Go home and drink bottle of red wine
>> 4. Throw away Dirt Chunks, problem solved.
>> 5. Make Bean Pickles...or not....you won't care one way or another after
>> consuming the wine anyway!
>>
>> Your Welcome!
>>
>> KW
>
>I like the way you think, Keith. I really do. Come over here and sit
>by me.
>
>It's 1:30 and I've done the two pints of bean pickles for the Fair.
>I've some leftovers sitting in the brine that will be fridge-stored
>without processing.
>
>The boiled dirt chunks were boiled and peeled last night and I think I
>over-cooked them, so I have a nasty feeling that I'm going to be making
>them later in the week, when I get more fresh blech. I may pour some
>sort of brine over what I cooked yesterday and give them to someone as a
>gift. I can think of two people who offered to take last year's Fair
>jars off my hands so I don't think getting rid of them will be a
>problem. They may not be like Aunt June's (June Cleaver), but they'll
>probably be better than what Aunt Nellie sells. I haven't tasted the
>greens I cooked.


I over processed the pickled beets yesterday. We do not talk about
how that happened. I've got to see if I can find some more. Just
finished Bread and Butter pickles. Waiting the 5 minutes to take them
out of the BWB. Got them out and they all sealed.


>All of this seems to leave me with a plan to visit Surly Table. I don't
>have any money to spend right now so it might well be a fortuitous time
>to pay them a call. :-)
>
>Gotta stay sober for tonight's pork chops, though. I'm thinking grilled
>chops, parsleyed new potatoes, and green beans (not the pickled ones).

Supper tonight are leftovers. Zucchini and green beans from my
garden. Potatoes from Mr. Nance at the farmers market. His garden is
about a mile from me. Pete grilled some chicken.

Guess I better get the dishwasher unloaded and reloaded.
--
Susan N.

"Moral indignation is in most cases two percent moral,
48 percent indignation, and 50 percent envy."
Vittorio De Sica, Italian movie director (1901-1974)

On Mon, 2 Jul 2007 16:00:29 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote:

>
><sf> wrote in message ...
>> On Mon, 2 Jul 2007 15:15:49 -0400, "cybercat" >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Chatty Cathy" > wrote in message
...
>>>> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>>>>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>>>>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>>>>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>>>>> The first would be the most fun.
>>>>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>>>>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>>>>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>>>>
>>>> My choice is not listed.
>>>>
>>>
>>>What is your choice?
>>>
>> Klonking cybercat on the back of the head. *I* got her joke!
>> LOL
>
>ow
>
>:
>
>I still don't get it!
>
Cathy uses words to the effect of "My choice is not listed" on every
poll. http://www.recfoodcooking.com/survey...tml?survey=129

What's interesting about this poll is a lot of responders are not
married and don't work. Hmmmm....



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<sf> wrote in message ...

>
> What's interesting about this poll is a lot of responders are not
> married and don't work. Hmmmm....
>

Clearly I must take more polls.

Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?

This is an endearment, I see. And I see only One Choice, anyway, the
others being merely imaginary. The Choice is your Destiny.

> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.

I see that a bushel of the main ingredient is, as always, already there.

Make 'em pickled and don't forget to also prepare a lot of Barb's Beety
Beauty. You will need 'em both for the fair, in order to avoid your
usual disastrous results with only a few black ribbons.

Bubba

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:15:34 -0500, Melba's Jammin'

> >The first would be most fun . . . . .
>
> but if you went to the liquor store for the second, you could get
> half-boiled yourself.
>
> your pal,
> blake

Nah. I'm not much for booze.
'Dja get that jam yet?
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In article >,
The Cook > wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:37:57 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> > wrote:

> >Gotta stay sober for tonight's pork chops, though. I'm thinking grilled
> >chops, parsleyed new potatoes, and green beans (not the pickled ones).
>
> Supper tonight are leftovers. Zucchini

Ack! I bought three baby ones at the market. Forgot. Thanks for the
reminder.

--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In article >,
Goomba38 > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
> > All of this seems to leave me with a plan to visit Surly Table. I don't
> > have any money to spend right now so it might well be a fortuitous time
> > to pay them a call. :-)
>
> Why torture yourself so?

LOL! Well, there's always plastic if I REALLY find something I can't
live without. (BTW, it's 5:00 p.m. and I haven't gone. Maybe tomorrow.
Early.)
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In article >,
"kilikini" > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> > In article >,
> > "KW" <keith_warrennospamatallteldotnet> wrote:
> >
> >> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
> >>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
> >>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
> >>> The first would be the most fun.
> >>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
> >>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
> >>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
> >>> --
> >>> -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
> >>> http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
> >>> pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007
> >>
> >> In this order
> >>
> >> 1. Go to town and check out Surly Table
> >> 2. While in town, go to liquor store and pick up bottle of red wine.
> >> 3. Go home and drink bottle of red wine
> >> 4. Throw away Dirt Chunks, problem solved.
> >> 5. Make Bean Pickles...or not....you won't care one way or another
> >> after consuming the wine anyway!
> >>
> >> Your Welcome!
> >>
> >> KW
> >
> > I like the way you think, Keith. I really do. Come over here and sit
> > by me.
> >
>
> And I love your sense of humor, Barb, I really do. :~)

Survival. Maybe I'll tell you about it privately.

> Come on over and share a bottle of wine with me anytime.
> kili

Thanks but can I have coffee or TaB instead? I don't do much booze.
Hard on the skin.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

Melba's Jammin' > wrote in news:barbschaller-
:

>> Supper tonight are leftovers. Zucchini
>
> Ack! I bought three baby ones at the market. Forgot. Thanks for the
> reminder.
>
>

So how are you gonna cook the zukes?...I like to grill them brushed with
Eyetalian dressing.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore

Melba's Jammin' wrote:

>> Come on over and share a bottle of wine with me anytime.
>> kili
>
> Thanks but can I have coffee or TaB instead? I don't do much booze.
> Hard on the skin.

LOL.. that's pretty funny. True, but funny.
Smoking though is far worse for the skin. Smokers, esp women, look
wayyyyyyyy too old before their time. Drinkers next.

Having seen you up close and personal I can attest that You, Barb, look
marvelous as you are. Tab must have rejuvinating properties?
I think I may need to start drinking Tab. LOL

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >,
> "kilikini" > wrote:
>
>> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>>> In article >,
>>> "KW" <keith_warrennospamatallteldotnet> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>>>>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>>>>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>>>>> The first would be the most fun.
>>>>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>>>>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>>>>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>>>>> --
>>>>> -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
>>>>> http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
>>>>> pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007
>>>>
>>>> In this order
>>>>
>>>> 1. Go to town and check out Surly Table
>>>> 2. While in town, go to liquor store and pick up bottle of red
>>>> wine.
>>>> 3. Go home and drink bottle of red wine
>>>> 4. Throw away Dirt Chunks, problem solved.
>>>> 5. Make Bean Pickles...or not....you won't care one way or another
>>>> after consuming the wine anyway!
>>>>
>>>> Your Welcome!
>>>>
>>>> KW
>>>
>>> I like the way you think, Keith. I really do. Come over here and
>>> sit by me.
>>>
>>
>> And I love your sense of humor, Barb, I really do. :~)
>
> Survival. Maybe I'll tell you about it privately.
>
>> Come on over and share a bottle of wine with me anytime.
>> kili
>
> Thanks but can I have coffee or TaB instead? I don't do much booze.
> Hard on the skin.

Heck, I'll make you lemonade (homemade, of course).

kili

Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>The first would be the most fun.
>The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>The first would be most fun . . . . .

Go to the surly tabloid.

Bring some jars of your goods.

Say, "I can get these for you wholesale."

Tell us when we can expect to see them on the shelves
at our local.

--Blair

In article >,
Blair P. Houghton > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
> >Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
> >Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
> >Do I make the Bean Pickles?
> >The first would be the most fun.
> >The third doesn't require any more shopping.
> >The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
> >The first would be most fun . . . . .
>
> Go to the surly tabloid.
>
> Bring some jars of your goods.
>
> Say, "I can get these for you wholesale."
>
> Tell us when we can expect to see them on the shelves
> at our local.
>
> --Blair

LOL!!! I just took 10 jars of exceptionally wonderful apricot jam from
my canner. I can't wholesale -- I don't have a licensed kitchen. And
I'm not interested in all that work, either. My association with the
Gedney folks has shown me what a PITA commercial food prep can be. I'll
pass.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In article >,
(Victor Sack) wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>
> > Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>
> This is an endearment, I see. And I see only One Choice, anyway, the
> others being merely imaginary. The Choice is your Destiny.

I want a RIBBON for those dumb beet pickles! Gack!
>
> > The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>
> I see that a bushel of the main ingredient is, as always, already there.
>
> Make 'em pickled and don't forget to also prepare a lot of Barb's Beety
> Beauty. You will need 'em both for the fair, in order to avoid your
> usual disastrous results with only a few black ribbons.
>
> Bubba

Damn you, Bubba Vic, you've got ME thinking of that dumb beet jelly as
Barb's Beety Beauty!! I've got one (1) packet of raspberry Kool-Aid
left (it what makes the beet jelly taste like something other than
boiled mud, I guess). I'm saving it. I've BEEN saving it for at least
five years. I think Jane Nelson in OR gave it to me. Can't remember
how she came upon it.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In article >,
hahabogus > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > wrote in news:barbschaller-
> :
>
> >> Supper tonight are leftovers. Zucchini
> >
> > Ack! I bought three baby ones at the market. Forgot. Thanks for the
> > reminder.
> >
> >
>
> So how are you gonna cook the zukes?...I like to grill them brushed with
> Eyetalian dressing.

Cut in half lengthwise and into a pan with a little hot oil that I'd
cooked some sliced garlic in. A slice of onion,quartered. Some Penzeys
Greek seasoning on top when it was done (a minute or two). Decent
enough.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
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cybercat wrote:

> <sf> wrote in message ...
>
> >
> > What's interesting about this poll is a lot of responders are not
> > married and don't work. Hmmmm....
> >
>
> Clearly I must take more polls.


Actually, it'd behoove you to use the bidet more often...

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Greg

"Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
nk.net...
>
> cybercat wrote:
>
>> <sf> wrote in message ...
>>
>> >
>> > What's interesting about this poll is a lot of responders are not
>> > married and don't work. Hmmmm....
>> >
>>
>> Clearly I must take more polls.
>
>
> Actually, it'd behoove you to use the bidet more often...
>
How can I when your head is in it so often?

sf wrote:
> On Mon, 2 Jul 2007 15:15:49 -0400, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>> "Chatty Cathy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>>>> Do I check out the new Surly Table in town?
>>>> Do I make the Pickled Boiled Dirt Chunks?
>>>> Do I make the Bean Pickles?
>>>> The first would be the most fun.
>>>> The third doesn't require any more shopping.
>>>> The second requires a trip to the local liquor store for red wine.
>>>> The first would be most fun . . . . .
>>> My choice is not listed.
>>>
>> What is your choice?
>>
> Klonking cybercat on the back of the head. *I* got her joke!
> LOL
>
>


Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Chatty Cathy

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:56:12 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>In article >,
> blake murphy > wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:15:34 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
>
>> >The first would be most fun . . . . .
>>
>> but if you went to the liquor store for the second, you could get
>> half-boiled yourself.
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
>Nah. I'm not much for booze.
>'Dja get that jam yet?

nope, unless it came today. i hope your stellar reputation as the jam
lady hasn't reached the u.p.s. man.

your pal,
blake

cyberFLUSH wrote:

> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in
message
> nk.net...
> >
> > cybercat wrote:
> >
> >> <sf> wrote in message
...
> >>
> >> >
> >> > What's interesting about this poll is a lot of responders are not
> >> > married and don't work. Hmmmm....
> >> >
> >>
> >> Clearly I must take more polls.
> >
> >
> > Actually, it'd behoove you to use the bidet more often...
> >
> How can I when your head is in it so often?


See, there you go again with that dirty pillow SCAT talk, you have a most
FEELTHY mind...GAWD...!!!

;---D

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Greg

Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> I want a RIBBON for those dumb beet pickles! Gack!

The RIBBON for your Bonté de Betteraves Baignees, as well as all the
other ribbons you want, are all yours for the taking, once you enter your
Barb's Beety Beauty.

> Damn you, Bubba Vic, you've got ME thinking of that dumb beet jelly as
> Barb's Beety Beauty!! I've got one (1) packet of raspberry Kool-Aid
> left (it what makes the beet jelly taste like something other than
> boiled mud, I guess). I'm saving it. I've BEEN saving it for at least
> five years. I think Jane Nelson in OR gave it to me. Can't remember
> how she came upon it.

Et voilà:
<http://www.shopfoodex.com/koolaid-jammers-juice-pouches-count-blue-raspberry-p-27123.html>

<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0004LVZIQ/fatlenscom-20>

<http://www.foodservicedirect.com/index.cfm/S/3/CLID/55/N/82482/Kool_Aid_Beverages.htm>

Also, consider Flavor Aid, which is said to be similar:
<http://www.jelsert.com/products_flavoraid.asp>.

Now go get 'em and then get to work, woman, if you do not want to be
barred from entering the fairgrounds for maliciously withholding the
beety panacea from the pining public!

Bubba

cyberSQUAT whinges:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote
> >> I want her life!
> >
> > How much are you willing to pay?
> > --
>
> hahaha! If I had money my life might be more like yours!
> I have to do paid work too often, and am feeling sorry
> for myself because I had to clean the house top to bottom
> over the last few days. So my choices went like this:
>
> 1. Should I call the nasty client first?
> 2. Should I finish that overdue report?
> 3. Should I put the laundry in first, or
> clean off the side porch?
> 4. Do I have time to gas my car on the
> way to the bank and still get the deposit
> in before 2 if I clean the inside and outside
> of the car first?
> 5. Can I do all this and still have dinner made
> for the overgrown adolescent I am married to
> by the time he gets home?


SUX to be you...

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Greg

blake murphy wrote:

>> Nah. I'm not much for booze.
>> 'Dja get that jam yet?
>
> nope, unless it came today. i hope your stellar reputation as the jam
> lady hasn't reached the u.p.s. man.
>
> your pal,
> blake

Her cherry is to die for. Amazing stuff.
No matter what kind she sent you, you'll enjoy it very much.
Goomba

In article >,
Goomba38 > wrote:

> blake murphy wrote:
>
> >> Nah. I'm not much for booze.
> >> 'Dja get that jam yet?
> >
> > nope, unless it came today. i hope your stellar reputation as the jam
> > lady hasn't reached the u.p.s. man.
> >
> > your pal,
> > blake
>
> Her cherry is to die for.

<cough> I'm thinking that my next tatt will have to be a cherry.
Could I resist the temptation to offer to show my cherry? Probably not.

-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:56:12 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> > wrote:
>
> >In article >,
> > blake murphy > wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:15:34 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> >
> >> >The first would be most fun . . . . .
> >>
> >> but if you went to the liquor store for the second, you could get
> >> half-boiled yourself.
> >>
> >> your pal,
> >> blake
> >
> >Nah. I'm not much for booze.
> >'Dja get that jam yet?
>
> nope, unless it came today. i hope your stellar reputation as the jam
> lady hasn't reached the u.p.s. man.
>
> your pal,
> blake

Hmmmm. USPS tracking number says it was delivered on June 30. . . .
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http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007