jmcquown wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>> And you want to give this girl a cake because she's done exactly
>>>> WHAT for you?
>>>
>>> She's been cleaning my bathroom for me. I still can't scrub my tub.
>>>
>>
>> So, you have your answer superwoman! Knowing you, you would probably
>> just take it as your given right that they should do it for you!
>
> Oh, and why doesn't her husband scrub the tub?! Eh? My John
> certainly would.

I wouldn't ask Allan to do the tub. He's working outside in 95 degrees all
day in the hot Florida sun. If my friend's daughter is willing to clean it
for free, I'll accept her help. She's done my dishes for me occasionally,
too.

It's a symbiotic relationship. I fix their computers, they help me out with
cleaning and such when I can't do it.

I may not agree with their lifestyle or their ethics, but we somehow break
even. :~)

kili

"jmcquown" > wrote in
:

> kilikini wrote:
>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> I need a favor from you guys and you always come through every
>>>>>> time I ask, so..... I'm askin'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm supposed to help with the menu of my friend's daughter's 17th
>>>>>> birthday next month on the 23. They're planning on serving
>>>>>> (ahem)......ready? (Keep
>>>>>> in mind, these are my friends who eat processed food and if it
>>>>>> can't be nuked, they won't eat it because they don't understand
>>>>>> how to cook it.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Frozen, pre-cooked meatballs with Hunts BBQ sauce.
>>>>>> Chips - premade onion dip
>>>>>> Oscar Meyer triangle ham sandwiches on wonder bread with mustard
>>>>>> Crudites with onion dip
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Are these people shaped like tuna, or blimps?
>>>>
>>>> Dual blimps.
>>>>
>>>> kili
>>>
>>>
>>> How could you even have an appetite around them?
>>>
>>> You know what? I'm your long-lost uncle, and I just called to say
>>> I've been hospitalized with a broken hip, the doctors are driving me
>>> crazy, and I need a family member to be here as my advocate. I'm
>>> paying for your plane flight, lodging and food. It happens to be on
>>> the same day as the stupid birthday party.
>>>
>>> Jazz up the story as you see fit. Sounds like these morons will
>>> believe anything.
>>
>> I'll go for that! Thanks for the "out", Joe!
>>
>> kili


>
> Period.
>
> Jill
>


Do you have yours?

It sounds like it.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in
the night to do violence to those who would do them harm"
-- George Orwell

"kilikini" > wrote in
:


>
> Some people are just nice, Jill. If the world was filled with more
> people who concerned themselves with others, we wouldn't have the
> violent trouble we're having today.


Agreed. Wholeheartedly.

But it's not going to happen. Too many arsewipes around.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in
the night to do violence to those who would do them harm"
-- George Orwell

"kilikini" > wrote in
:

> jmcquown wrote:
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>> And you want to give this girl a cake because she's done exactly
>>>>> WHAT for you?
>>>>
>>>> She's been cleaning my bathroom for me. I still can't scrub my
>>>> tub.
>>>>
>>>
>>> So, you have your answer superwoman! Knowing you, you would
>>> probably just take it as your given right that they should do it for
>>> you!
>>
>> Oh, and why doesn't her husband scrub the tub?! Eh? My John
>> certainly would.
>
> I wouldn't ask Allan to do the tub. He's working outside in 95
> degrees all day in the hot Florida sun. If my friend's daughter is
> willing to clean it for free, I'll accept her help. She's done my
> dishes for me occasionally, too.
>
> It's a symbiotic relationship. I fix their computers, they help me
> out with cleaning and such when I can't do it.
>
> I may not agree with their lifestyle or their ethics, but we somehow
> break even. :~)
>


Jeez......... jmacqueen and Offelia would get their knickers in a tight
twist if they knew I have friends come and clean my house once a
week.... and get paid to do it!!

Oh, and I also have another friend who mows my yard every couple of
weeks, and gets paid to do it!!



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in
the night to do violence to those who would do them harm"
-- George Orwell

PeterLucas wrote:
> "jmcquown" > wrote in
> :
>
>> kilikini wrote:
>>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>> I need a favor from you guys and you always come through every
>>>>>>> time I ask, so..... I'm askin'.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm supposed to help with the menu of my friend's daughter's
>>>>>>> 17th birthday next month on the 23. They're planning on serving
>>>>>>> (ahem)......ready? (Keep
>>>>>>> in mind, these are my friends who eat processed food and if it
>>>>>>> can't be nuked, they won't eat it because they don't understand
>>>>>>> how to cook it.)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frozen, pre-cooked meatballs with Hunts BBQ sauce.
>>>>>>> Chips - premade onion dip
>>>>>>> Oscar Meyer triangle ham sandwiches on wonder bread with mustard
>>>>>>> Crudites with onion dip
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Are these people shaped like tuna, or blimps?
>>>>>
>>>>> Dual blimps.
>>>>>
>>>>> kili
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How could you even have an appetite around them?
>>>>
>>>> You know what? I'm your long-lost uncle, and I just called to say
>>>> I've been hospitalized with a broken hip, the doctors are driving
>>>> me crazy, and I need a family member to be here as my advocate. I'm
>>>> paying for your plane flight, lodging and food. It happens to be on
>>>> the same day as the stupid birthday party.
>>>>
>>>> Jazz up the story as you see fit. Sounds like these morons will
>>>> believe anything.
>>>
>>> I'll go for that! Thanks for the "out", Joe!
>>>
>>> kili
>
>
>>
>> Period.
>>
>> Jill
>>
>
>
> Do you have yours?
>
> It sounds like it.

TOO OLD FOR THAT, ASSHOLE

Ophelia wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>> And you want to give this girl a cake because she's done exactly
>>>>> WHAT for you?
>>>>
>>>> She's been cleaning my bathroom for me. I still can't scrub my
>>>> tub.
>>>>
>>>
>>> So, you have your answer superwoman! Knowing you, you would
>>> probably just take it as your given right that they should do it
>>> for you!
>>
>> Oh, and why doesn't her husband scrub the tub?! Eh? My John
>> certainly would.
>
> As would my David, but unless you live her life, in her house, might I
> suggest you know nothing and therefor keep your opinions to yourself.
>
> Kili lives her life in the way that she wants. If she wants to
> treat a friend, then why must she not?
>
> She was not asking for sympathy, she was asking for advice. Might I
> suggest you either give her the advice she requests or just shut up!

You've no clue, Ophelia. She posts all the time about how she can't afford
food yet she's going to let these neighbors take advantage of her? Ahem.
Not a good idea. BTW, look in a cookbook for a white cake recipe. It's not
rocket science.

jmcquown wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>
> You've no clue, Ophelia. She posts all the time about how she can't
> afford food yet she's going to let these neighbors take advantage of
> her? Ahem. Not a good idea. BTW, look in a cookbook for a white
> cake recipe. It's not rocket science.

I don't have any cookbooks. :-(

kili

"kilikini" > wrote in news:46a1e9d7$0$30653
:

> jmcquown wrote:
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>
>> You've no clue, Ophelia. She posts all the time about how she can't
>> afford food yet she's going to let these neighbors take advantage of
>> her? Ahem. Not a good idea. BTW, look in a cookbook for a white
>> cake recipe. It's not rocket science.
>
> I don't have any cookbooks. :-(
>
> kili
>
>
>

get yourself a copy of MasterCook others can send you recipe Books for
it. Runs around $20 for thousands of recipes.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore

hahabogus wrote:
> "kilikini" > wrote in
> news:46a1e9d7$0$30653 :
>
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>
>>> You've no clue, Ophelia. She posts all the time about how she can't
>>> afford food yet she's going to let these neighbors take advantage of
>>> her? Ahem. Not a good idea. BTW, look in a cookbook for a white
>>> cake recipe. It's not rocket science.
>>
>> I don't have any cookbooks. :-(
>>
>> kili
>>
>>
>>
>
> get yourself a copy of MasterCook others can send you recipe Books for
> it. Runs around $20 for thousands of recipes.

I've got Mastercook and I also have BigOven. I use BigOven more frequently,
though.

kili

"kilikini" > wrote in
:

> hahabogus wrote:
>> "kilikini" > wrote in
>> news:46a1e9d7$0$30653 :
>>
>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>> You've no clue, Ophelia. She posts all the time about how she
>>>> can't afford food yet she's going to let these neighbors take
>>>> advantage of her? Ahem. Not a good idea. BTW, look in a cookbook
>>>> for a white cake recipe. It's not rocket science.
>>>
>>> I don't have any cookbooks. :-(
>>>
>>> kili
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> get yourself a copy of MasterCook others can send you recipe Books
>> for it. Runs around $20 for thousands of recipes.
>
> I've got Mastercook and I also have BigOven. I use BigOven more
> frequently, though.
>
> kili
>
>
>

so you have cookbooks.


--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore

PeterLucas wrote:
> "kilikini" > wrote in
> :
>
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>> And you want to give this girl a cake because she's done exactly
>>>>>> WHAT for you?
>>>>>
>>>>> She's been cleaning my bathroom for me. I still can't scrub my
>>>>> tub.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So, you have your answer superwoman! Knowing you, you would
>>>> probably just take it as your given right that they should do it
>>>> for you!
>>>
>>> Oh, and why doesn't her husband scrub the tub?! Eh? My John
>>> certainly would.
>>
>> I wouldn't ask Allan to do the tub. He's working outside in 95
>> degrees all day in the hot Florida sun. If my friend's daughter is
>> willing to clean it for free, I'll accept her help. She's done my
>> dishes for me occasionally, too.
>>
>> It's a symbiotic relationship. I fix their computers, they help me
>> out with cleaning and such when I can't do it.
>>
>> I may not agree with their lifestyle or their ethics, but we somehow
>> break even. :~)
>>
>
>
> Jeez......... jmacqueen and Offelia would get their knickers in a
> tight twist if they knew I have friends come and clean my house once a
> week.... and get paid to do it!!
>
> Oh, and I also have another friend who mows my yard every couple of
> weeks, and gets paid to do it!!

Hey I wasn't the one complaining, that was jmacqueen!

jmcquown wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>> And you want to give this girl a cake because she's done exactly
>>>>>> WHAT for you?
>>>>>
>>>>> She's been cleaning my bathroom for me. I still can't scrub my
>>>>> tub.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So, you have your answer superwoman! Knowing you, you would
>>>> probably just take it as your given right that they should do it
>>>> for you!
>>>
>>> Oh, and why doesn't her husband scrub the tub?! Eh? My John
>>> certainly would.
>>
>> As would my David, but unless you live her life, in her house, might
>> I suggest you know nothing and therefor keep your opinions to
>> yourself.
>>
>> Kili lives her life in the way that she wants. If she wants to
>> treat a friend, then why must she not?
>>
>> She was not asking for sympathy, she was asking for advice. Might I
>> suggest you either give her the advice she requests or just shut up!
>
> You've no clue, Ophelia. She posts all the time about how she can't
> afford food yet she's going to let these neighbors take advantage of
> her? Ahem. Not a good idea. BTW, look in a cookbook for a white
> cake recipe. It's not rocket science.

If she offends you so much, why do you read her posts? You do know how to
killfile I take it?

Anyway, I can't think of anything more on topic that asking for a recipe!

jmcquown wrote:
> PeterLucas wrote:
>> "jmcquown" > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> kilikini wrote:
>>>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>> I need a favor from you guys and you always come through every
>>>>>>>> time I ask, so..... I'm askin'.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm supposed to help with the menu of my friend's daughter's
>>>>>>>> 17th birthday next month on the 23. They're planning on serving
>>>>>>>> (ahem)......ready? (Keep
>>>>>>>> in mind, these are my friends who eat processed food and if it
>>>>>>>> can't be nuked, they won't eat it because they don't understand
>>>>>>>> how to cook it.)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frozen, pre-cooked meatballs with Hunts BBQ sauce.
>>>>>>>> Chips - premade onion dip
>>>>>>>> Oscar Meyer triangle ham sandwiches on wonder bread with mustard
>>>>>>>> Crudites with onion dip
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Are these people shaped like tuna, or blimps?
>>>>>> Dual blimps.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> kili
>>>>>
>>>>> How could you even have an appetite around them?
>>>>>
>>>>> You know what? I'm your long-lost uncle, and I just called to say
>>>>> I've been hospitalized with a broken hip, the doctors are driving
>>>>> me crazy, and I need a family member to be here as my advocate. I'm
>>>>> paying for your plane flight, lodging and food. It happens to be on
>>>>> the same day as the stupid birthday party.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jazz up the story as you see fit. Sounds like these morons will
>>>>> believe anything.
>>>> I'll go for that! Thanks for the "out", Joe!
>>>>
>>>> kili
>>
>>> Period.
>>>
>>> Jill
>>>
>>
>> Do you have yours?
>>
>> It sounds like it.
>
> TOO OLD FOR THAT, ASSHOLE
>
>

That explains a lot.

jmcquown wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>> And you want to give this girl a cake because she's done exactly
>>>>>> WHAT for you?
>>>>> She's been cleaning my bathroom for me. I still can't scrub my
>>>>> tub.
>>>>>
>>>> So, you have your answer superwoman! Knowing you, you would
>>>> probably just take it as your given right that they should do it
>>>> for you!
>>> Oh, and why doesn't her husband scrub the tub?! Eh? My John
>>> certainly would.
>> As would my David, but unless you live her life, in her house, might I
>> suggest you know nothing and therefor keep your opinions to yourself.
>>
>> Kili lives her life in the way that she wants. If she wants to
>> treat a friend, then why must she not?
>>
>> She was not asking for sympathy, she was asking for advice. Might I
>> suggest you either give her the advice she requests or just shut up!
>
> You've no clue, Ophelia. She posts all the time about how she can't afford
> food yet she's going to let these neighbors take advantage of her? Ahem.
> Not a good idea. BTW, look in a cookbook for a white cake recipe. It's not
> rocket science.
>
>

I think she was looking for a *good* recipe. One that someone had tried
and enjoyed. You should take up knitting and yelling at the
neighborhood kids for letting their ball roll into your lawn.

Dan > wrote in news:%Svoi.10741$zA4.6589
@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:


>>>
>>>> Period.
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>>
>>>
>>> Do you have yours?
>>>
>>> It sounds like it.
>>
>> TOO OLD FOR THAT, ASSHOLE
>>
>>
>
> That explains a lot.
>


LOL!! yep......... she's got COW syndrome.

(Cranky Old Woman)

:-)

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in
the night to do violence to those who would do them harm"
-- George Orwell

"kilikini" > wrote in
:

> I've got Mastercook and I also have BigOven. I use BigOven more
> frequently, though.
>
>

Go here to get additional Mastercook cookbooks for free or a small
donation.

http://www.madsrecipes.com/

Many nice recipes from various known chefs.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore

hahabogus wrote:
> "kilikini" > wrote in
> :
>
>> I've got Mastercook and I also have BigOven. I use BigOven more
>> frequently, though.
>>
>>
>
> Go here to get additional Mastercook cookbooks for free or a small
> donation.
>
> http://www.madsrecipes.com/
>
> Many nice recipes from various known chefs.

Thanks, Alan! I appreciate the link.

kili

"kilikini" > wrote in message
...
> hahabogus wrote:
>> "kilikini" > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> I've got Mastercook and I also have BigOven. I use BigOven more
>>> frequently, though.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Go here to get additional Mastercook cookbooks for free or a small
>> donation.
>>
>> http://www.madsrecipes.com/
>>
>> Many nice recipes from various known chefs.
>
> Thanks, Alan! I appreciate the link.

So! come on kili, tell us how it went)

Ophelia wrote:
> "kilikini" > wrote in message
> ...
>> hahabogus wrote:
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in
>>> :
>>>
>>>> I've got Mastercook and I also have BigOven. I use BigOven more
>>>> frequently, though.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Go here to get additional Mastercook cookbooks for free or a small
>>> donation.
>>>
>>> http://www.madsrecipes.com/
>>>
>>> Many nice recipes from various known chefs.
>>
>> Thanks, Alan! I appreciate the link.
>
> So! come on kili, tell us how it went)

The party isn't until August 23rd. I have some time yet. :~)

kili

"kilikini" > wrote in message
...
> Ophelia wrote:
>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> hahabogus wrote:
>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>>> I've got Mastercook and I also have BigOven. I use BigOven more
>>>>> frequently, though.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Go here to get additional Mastercook cookbooks for free or a small
>>>> donation.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.madsrecipes.com/
>>>>
>>>> Many nice recipes from various known chefs.
>>>
>>> Thanks, Alan! I appreciate the link.
>>
>> So! come on kili, tell us how it went)
>
> The party isn't until August 23rd. I have some time yet. :~)

ahh ok)))))

"Ophelia" > wrote in news:5gh82nF3gapibU1
@mid.individual.net:

>
> "kilikini" > wrote in message

>>>
>>> So! come on kili, tell us how it went)
>>
>> The party isn't until August 23rd. I have some time yet. :~)
>
> ahh ok)))))
>
>
>



But, but, but, but......... Kili....... I want a chocolate cake for my
birthday!!!

And you'll have to send it to Tasmania, because that's where we're going
to be celebrating my birthday his year :-)

(Last years b'day party lasted 17+ days....... this years I'm cutting it
back to 10!!)

(She who works made the 'suggestion'!!)


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in
the night to do violence to those who would do them harm"
-- George Orwell

PeterLucas wrote:
> "Ophelia" > wrote in news:5gh82nF3gapibU1
> @mid.individual.net:
>
>>
>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>
>>>>
>>>> So! come on kili, tell us how it went)
>>>
>>> The party isn't until August 23rd. I have some time yet. :~)
>>
>> ahh ok)))))
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>
> But, but, but, but......... Kili....... I want a chocolate cake for my
> birthday!!!
>
> And you'll have to send it to Tasmania, because that's where we're
> going to be celebrating my birthday his year :-)
>
> (Last years b'day party lasted 17+ days....... this years I'm cutting
> it back to 10!!)
>
> (She who works made the 'suggestion'!!)

Well *I* am in Scotland, but i don't like chocolate cake, so I suggest that
in November when it is my birthday, kili comes over to visit and she can
make me a wee cake for mine)

PeterLucas wrote:
> "Ophelia" > wrote in news:5gh82nF3gapibU1
> @mid.individual.net:
>
>>
>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>
>>>>
>>>> So! come on kili, tell us how it went)
>>>
>>> The party isn't until August 23rd. I have some time yet. :~)
>>
>> ahh ok)))))
>
> But, but, but, but......... Kili....... I want a chocolate cake for my
> birthday!!!
>
> And you'll have to send it to Tasmania, because that's where we're
> going to be celebrating my birthday his year :-)
>
> (Last years b'day party lasted 17+ days....... this years I'm cutting
> it back to 10!!)
>
> (She who works made the 'suggestion'!!)

How about if I bring it to Tasmania instead? <g>

kili

Ophelia wrote:
> PeterLucas wrote:
>> "Ophelia" > wrote in news:5gh82nF3gapibU1
>> @mid.individual.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So! come on kili, tell us how it went)
>>>>
>>>> The party isn't until August 23rd. I have some time yet. :~)
>>>
>>> ahh ok)))))
>>>
>> But, but, but, but......... Kili....... I want a chocolate cake for
>> my birthday!!!
>>
>> And you'll have to send it to Tasmania, because that's where we're
>> going to be celebrating my birthday his year :-)
>>
>> (Last years b'day party lasted 17+ days....... this years I'm cutting
>> it back to 10!!)
>>
>> (She who works made the 'suggestion'!!)
>
> Well *I* am in Scotland, but i don't like chocolate cake, so I
> suggest that in November when it is my birthday, kili comes over to
> visit and she can make me a wee cake for mine)

Done deal. I can trace my Scottish roots at the same time! :~)

kili

"Ophelia" > wrote in
:

> PeterLucas wrote:
>> "Ophelia" > wrote in news:5gh82nF3gapibU1
>> @mid.individual.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So! come on kili, tell us how it went)
>>>>
>>>> The party isn't until August 23rd. I have some time yet. :~)
>>>
>>> ahh ok)))))
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>> But, but, but, but......... Kili....... I want a chocolate cake for
>> my birthday!!!
>>
>> And you'll have to send it to Tasmania, because that's where we're
>> going to be celebrating my birthday his year :-)
>>
>> (Last years b'day party lasted 17+ days....... this years I'm cutting
>> it back to 10!!)
>>
>> (She who works made the 'suggestion'!!)
>
> Well *I* am in Scotland, but i don't like chocolate cake, so I suggest
> that in November when it is my birthday, kili comes over to visit and
> she can make me a wee cake for mine)
>
>
>



Start saving up that wee, Christy :-)




--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in
the night to do violence to those who would do them harm"
-- George Orwell

"kilikini" > wrote in news:46a37e1c$0$30672
:

> PeterLucas wrote:
>> "Ophelia" > wrote in news:5gh82nF3gapibU1
>> @mid.individual.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So! come on kili, tell us how it went)
>>>>
>>>> The party isn't until August 23rd. I have some time yet. :~)
>>>
>>> ahh ok)))))
>>
>> But, but, but, but......... Kili....... I want a chocolate cake for
my
>> birthday!!!
>>
>> And you'll have to send it to Tasmania, because that's where we're
>> going to be celebrating my birthday his year :-)
>>
>> (Last years b'day party lasted 17+ days....... this years I'm cutting
>> it back to 10!!)
>>
>> (She who works made the 'suggestion'!!)
>
> How about if I bring it to Tasmania instead? <g>
>


You could do that......... I have to warn you though.... you'll freeze
your t**s off :-)



But.......... if you're s'posed to be at a party over there on Aug23rd,
how the hell ru going to make it back in time if you're in Tassie to
celebrate mine.......... on the same day?


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in
the night to do violence to those who would do them harm"
-- George Orwell

PeterLucas wrote:
>
> Start saving up that wee, Christy :-)

Oi! <G>

On Jul 20, 1:46 pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
> > "kilikini" > wrote in message
> ...
> >> jmcquown wrote:
> >>> And you want to give this girl a cake because she's done exactly
> >>> WHAT for you?
>
> >> She's been cleaning my bathroom for me. I still can't scrub my tub.
>
> > So, you have your answer superwoman! Knowing you, you would probably
> > just take it as your given right that they should do it for you!
>
> Oh, and why doesn't her husband scrub the tub?! Eh? My John certainly
> would.

Your john? Do you mean that professionally?

I'll bet he's happy to scrub his WIFE'S tub if she asks. All those
lonesome birthdays, Valentine's Days, and other special days. Being a
mistress really sucks, doesn't it? No wonder you're so freaking
bitter.

Leave kili alone. She's doing something out of love for someone she
cares about. At least she has someone to bake a cake for.

Damsel

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> On Jul 20, 1:46 pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>> And you want to give this girl a cake because she's done exactly
>>>>> WHAT for you?
>>
>>>> She's been cleaning my bathroom for me. I still can't scrub my
>>>> tub.
>>
>>> So, you have your answer superwoman! Knowing you, you would
>>> probably just take it as your given right that they should do it
>>> for you!
>>
>> Oh, and why doesn't her husband scrub the tub?! Eh? My John
>> certainly would.
>
> Your john? Do you mean that professionally?
>
> I'll bet he's happy to scrub his WIFE'S tub if she asks. All those
> lonesome birthdays, Valentine's Days, and other special days. Being a
> mistress really sucks, doesn't it? No wonder you're so freaking
> bitter.
>

ahh! That makes sense!!

> Leave kili alone. She's doing something out of love for someone she
> cares about. At least she has someone to bake a cake for.

Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Damsel! Lovely to see you posting)

In article om>,
Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:


> Leave kili alone. She's doing something out of love for someone she
> cares about. At least she has someone to bake a cake for.


Let's *not* leave Kili alone. Did she get a recipe? My wife made a
white cake recently. She got several good comments. She got the recipe
out of the Joy of Cooking. It was a three tier cake (a wedding cake),
and she used 24 egg whites to serve about 130 people. She was the baker
at a two week church camp. The couple decided to get married during the
camp. My wife had to make dessert anyway, so that was dessert that
night.


There was a lot of love at this camp (including the two weddings). I
think Damsel and Kili would have fitted in wonderfully. I won't say
anything more.

Dan Abel wrote:
> In article om>,
> Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
>
>
>> Leave kili alone. She's doing something out of love for someone she
>> cares about. At least she has someone to bake a cake for.
>
>
> Let's *not* leave Kili alone. Did she get a recipe? My wife made a
> white cake recently. She got several good comments. She got the
> recipe out of the Joy of Cooking. It was a three tier cake (a
> wedding cake), and she used 24 egg whites to serve about 130 people.
> She was the baker at a two week church camp. The couple decided to
> get married during the camp. My wife had to make dessert anyway, so
> that was dessert that night.
>
>
> There was a lot of love at this camp (including the two weddings). I
> think Damsel and Kili would have fitted in wonderfully. I won't say
> anything more.

I am sure they would)

On Jul 16, 1:36 pm, Becca > wrote:
> kilikini wrote:
> > Dee Dee wrote:
> >>Some people's tastes will never advance whether they are on foodstamps
> >>or not, and are not able to understand any help on how to make better
> >>tasting meals. I would do a cake that reflects their particular tastes
> >>and they might very well be happy with whatever effort you make.
>
> >>Just emptying a mix out of the box, stirring in a few eggs and oil
> >>might just be the ticket to get you cudos. Let the icing be the ooh-
> >>ahh.
> >>Dee Dee
>
> > You know, you may be right, Dee Dee. Thanks. Maybe I'm stressing over
> > nothing.
>
> > kili
>
> Kili, I do not know this teenager, but I wonder if she knows the
> difference between white cake and yellow cake?

Yellow cake? As the Nigerians.

> I would mention that
> white cake may not be as moist, then I would let it be her decision. If
> it means that much to her, then what the heck, she is the birthday girl.
>
> How about a cream cheese frosting (dyed pink)? You could add lemon
> juice for a little flavor. It sounds like a white cake with white
> (pink) frosting would taste a little boring, but again, she is the
> birthday girl. A coconut cake with pink frosting may taste good.
>
> A cake for 60 people? That will be a big cake. I am pondering the 3
> tiers, though... what pans could you use, to make it big enough to feed
> 60 people.

Using public assistance to serve 60 people. Boy, wait until Sheldon
sees this.
We''l be up to our ears in unicorns.

I think that the food stamp program could be improved drastically. If
the choices were restricted to more along the lines of the WIC
programs, it would positively affect public health, and reduce
resentment toward participants in the program. Can anyone out there
make a good case for $20/# prime fillets being eligible?

Now, I'm not saying that it be as limited as WIC, but you've all seen
people using food stamps in ways that are indefensible, although
perfectly legal.

The way the system works now, it looks as if it were designed to
inspire hostility toward the poor. I ask, "Whose interest does THAT
serve?"

> You could add a chocolate sheet cake, for the people who
> like chocolate. This way you could get by with a smaller 3-tired cake.
> Sheesh, it isn't like the girl is getting married, or anything. You
> are a good friend, I hope they appreciate you. I will keep pondering
> the pans for a 3-tired cake.
>
> Becca

--Bryan

Steve Wertz wrote:

> Holy Cow! What a bitch. I had killfile this thread a while ago,
> but glad it came back into view so I could see what actually
> happened.
>
> On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:04:55 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>
>
>>No, you're an acquaintance who calls me on the phone from time to time. I
>>don't call you, do I? I don't have any friends except for Nancy, Paula and
>>Diane.
>
>
> I suspect they're having second thoughts after reading this now
> that you've embarrassed the shit out of them.

The whole thread was a kind of Sheryl Rosen flashback.

Doesn't bode well for her.

--
Reg

Steve Wertz wrote:
> Holy Cow! What a bitch. I had killfile this thread a while ago,
> but glad it came back into view so I could see what actually
> happened.
>
> On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:04:55 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> No, you're an acquaintance who calls me on the phone from time to
>> time. I don't call you, do I? I don't have any friends except for
>> Nancy, Paula and Diane.
>
> I suspect they're having second thoughts after reading this now
> that you've embarrassed the shit out of them.

ackk I wouldn't touch mcquown with a barge poll. she is one of the nastiest
pieces of work I have every come across. kili is doing something nice but
of course madam can't understand that. She is a taker, not a giver as I
found out myself.

On Jul 16, 8:56 am, sf wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:57:29 -0400, "kilikini"
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> >Cindi - HappyMamatoThree wrote:
> >>> Help me! Every time I've made a cake, it's come out dry. I need to
> >>> make this the highlight of the evening. Please. Please. I've got
> >>> to do this right.
>
> >> This sounds like an excellent gift. But I would probably have chosen
> >> to tell her that she has some great ideas and you will try to use as
> >> many of them as you can in making the cake, but it won't be exactly
> >> what she is asking for because you may not have the supplies. A great
> >> trick for enhancing a boxed cake mix is to add the pudding like
> >> everyone else has already said. I would think a simple buttercream
> >> frosting would be easiest, or go with creamcheese for a little
> >> different flavor. Either use the frosting for the filling between
> >> layers or use a fruity filling, strawberry jam, raspberry preserves,
> >> maybe a white chocolate frosting with pink tint would be more up her
> >> alley if she loves chocolate.
>
> >> How about a 9X13 for the base and two 8" or 9" rounds offset to one
> >> side of the 9X13 so you can write on the 9X13 just beside the stacked
> >> rounds.
>
> >> If you want something a little fancier for the top of the rounds, make
> >> another smaller cake in a 6" diameter pyrex bowl. The cake baked in
> >> the bowl will give a dome effect on top of the two rounds. Adds
> >> effect without costing anything for tools or decorations.
>
> >> And if she wants ribbons and bows, how about bulk ribbon from
> >> Michael's or JoAnne's. Buy the picot ribbon that has the little loops
> >> along the edge. You can usually catch it for less than a dollar for
> >> 10 yards, and often on sale 2 for a dollar. It will cut down on
> >> expense for bags, tips, icing, and still be perfectly suitable for a
> >> birthday party. Might want to do something glittery in the piping
> >> along the edges of the cake and for the words. the "glittery" sugar
> >> crystals are really cheap and can be used alone or stirred into
> >> frosting. You can add silk or fresh flowers to the cake, or beads
> >> (mardi gras beads are everywhere on clearance right now in the party
> >> and decorating store). If she loves that teenage princess thing, a
> >> 99cent tiara and strings of beads and ribbon would be just the
> >> ticket.
>
> >> Man that got long. Cakes are one of those things I love to do. Hope
> >> you have fun.
>
> >> Cindi
>
> >I think a white chocolate icing with a tinge of red food coloring would be
> >wonderful! I love all your suggestions. (Psssst - come on over, I may
> >need your help!) <g>
>
> Maybe watching a couple of how to videos will help toohttp://video.about.com/baking/How-to-Frost-a-Cake.htm# You'll need to
> enable the IE tab if you're using Firefox. If you poke around there
> is a video on how to "fill" a cake... you might want to do a raspberry
> filling, for instance.
>
> Baking with a cake mix -http://baking.about.com/od/hintsandtips/a/cakemixbaking.htm

This pig puts sodapop in cakes. What a piece of trash.
>
> Make icing -http://baking.about.com/od/frostingsandicings/r/lightandeasyfru.htm
>
Great. A recipe from the fat, White-trash pig, Carroll
Pellegrinelli. Guess what? It has whipped topping.

--Bryan

On Jul 16, 9:24 am, "kilikini" > wrote:
> sf wrote:
> > On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:57:29 -0400, "kilikini"
> > > wrote:
>
> > Maybe watching a couple of how to videos will help too
> >http://video.about.com/baking/How-to-Frost-a-Cake.htm# You'll need to
> > enable the IE tab if you're using Firefox. If you poke around there
> > is a video on how to "fill" a cake... you might want to do a raspberry
> > filling, for instance.
>
> > Baking with a cake mix -
> >http://baking.about.com/od/hintsandt...emixbaking.htm
>
> > Make icing -
> >http://baking.about.com/od/frostings...andeasyfru.htm
>
> > BTW: fresh flowers are lovely on a cake, what's growing in your yard?
>
> > Just for fun and maybe a gift someday:
> >http://video.about.com/weddings/Make...ng-Bouquet.htm
>
> Thanks for the links, sf! I appreciate it.

Once you see the garbage at the end of the links, you may feel
differently.
You'd just likely be too nice to say so.
>

--Bryan
> kili

On Jul 21, 6:13 am, "kilikini" > wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
> > Ophelia wrote:
> >> jmcquown wrote:
>
> > You've no clue, Ophelia. She posts all the time about how she can't
> > afford food yet she's going to let these neighbors take advantage of
> > her? Ahem. Not a good idea. BTW, look in a cookbook for a white
> > cake recipe. It's not rocket science.
>
> I don't have any cookbooks. :-(

You could make a Jill-style CRISCO cake!
>
> kili

--Bryan

On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:12:34 -0700, Bobo Bonobo® >
wrote:

>On Jul 16, 1:36 pm, Becca > wrote:
>> kilikini wrote:
>> > Dee Dee wrote:
>> >>Some people's tastes will never advance whether they are on foodstamps
>> >>or not, and are not able to understand any help on how to make better
>> >>tasting meals. I would do a cake that reflects their particular tastes
>> >>and they might very well be happy with whatever effort you make.
>>
>> >>Just emptying a mix out of the box, stirring in a few eggs and oil
>> >>might just be the ticket to get you cudos. Let the icing be the ooh-
>> >>ahh.
>> >>Dee Dee
>>
>> > You know, you may be right, Dee Dee. Thanks. Maybe I'm stressing over
>> > nothing.
>>
>> > kili
>>
>> Kili, I do not know this teenager, but I wonder if she knows the
>> difference between white cake and yellow cake?
>
>Yellow cake? As the Nigerians.
>
>> I would mention that
>> white cake may not be as moist, then I would let it be her decision. If
>> it means that much to her, then what the heck, she is the birthday girl.
>>
>> How about a cream cheese frosting (dyed pink)? You could add lemon
>> juice for a little flavor. It sounds like a white cake with white
>> (pink) frosting would taste a little boring, but again, she is the
>> birthday girl. A coconut cake with pink frosting may taste good.
>>
>> A cake for 60 people? That will be a big cake. I am pondering the 3
>> tiers, though... what pans could you use, to make it big enough to feed
>> 60 people.
>
>Using public assistance to serve 60 people. Boy, wait until Sheldon
>sees this.
>We''l be up to our ears in unicorns.
>
>I think that the food stamp program could be improved drastically. If
>the choices were restricted to more along the lines of the WIC
>programs, it would positively affect public health, and reduce
>resentment toward participants in the program. Can anyone out there
>make a good case for $20/# prime fillets being eligible?
>
>Now, I'm not saying that it be as limited as WIC, but you've all seen
>people using food stamps in ways that are indefensible, although
>perfectly legal.
>
>The way the system works now, it looks as if it were designed to
>inspire hostility toward the poor. I ask, "Whose interest does THAT
>serve?"
>

'hostility towards the poor ye shall always have with you.' - karl
12.8.

your pal,
blake

On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:51:43 -0700, Reg > wrote:

>Steve Wertz wrote:
>
>> Holy Cow! What a bitch. I had killfile this thread a while ago,
>> but glad it came back into view so I could see what actually
>> happened.
>>
>> On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:04:55 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>
>>>No, you're an acquaintance who calls me on the phone from time to time. I
>>>don't call you, do I? I don't have any friends except for Nancy, Paula and
>>>Diane.
>>
>>
>> I suspect they're having second thoughts after reading this now
>> that you've embarrassed the shit out of them.
>
>The whole thread was a kind of Sheryl Rosen flashback.
>
>Doesn't bode well for her.

jill's a poor substitute for sheryl, it's true. maybe she can start
lusting after minor league ballplayers or something. call them
diamond artists or something.

your pal,
blake

On Aug 3, 11:26 am, "Ophelia" > wrote:
> Dan Abel wrote:
> > In article om>,
> > Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
>
> >> Leave kili alone. She's doing something out of love for someone she
> >> cares about. At least she has someone to bake a cake for.
>
> > Let's *not* leave Kili alone. Did she get a recipe? My wife made a
> > white cake recently. She got several good comments. She got the
> > recipe out of the Joy of Cooking. It was a three tier cake (a
> > wedding cake), and she used 24 egg whites to serve about 130 people.
> > She was the baker at a two week church camp. The couple decided to
> > get married during the camp. My wife had to make dessert anyway, so
> > that was dessert that night.
>
> > There was a lot of love at this camp (including the two weddings). I
> > think Damsel and Kili would have fitted in wonderfully. I won't say
> > anything more.
>
> I am sure they would)

Thank you, Dan and O!

Carol