I've just signed up and I can't wait to put up all of my famous
recipes!

In article . com>,
wrote:

> I've just signed up and I can't wait to put up all of my famous
> recipes!

I don't believe we've received your dues check yet. You won't be
allowed to post until we get the money. Send it to me.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote in message
...
> Melba's Jammin' > dropped this turd
> : in
> rec.food.cooking
>
>> In article . com>,
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I've just signed up and I can't wait to put up all of my famous
>>> recipes!
>>
>> I don't believe we've received your dues check yet. You won't be
>> allowed to post until we get the money. Send it to me.
>
> Nuh-uh... You were ousted as Treasurer. The money is sent to me
>
> Michael
>
> --
> Due to recent cutbacks - The light at the end of the tunnel has been
> turned
> off.
> ~unknow author


Be careful Michael, she has the inside to all those secret rituals at St.
Pectina's........she may put a curse on you and all your souffles will fall.
Either that or she will have George visit you in pearls and heels with a
band of knuck draggers to pickle you and enter you in a fair somewhere. Be
careful who you cross......a kind word to your ear, ya know.
-ginny

On Jul 30, 7:22 pm, wrote:
> I've just signed up and I can't wait to put up all of my famous
> recipes!

Here's a tip - send them to rec.food.recipes.

(Do you have any from Europe?)

N.

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article . com>,
> wrote:
>
>> I've just signed up and I can't wait to put up all of my famous
>> recipes!
>
> I don't believe we've received your dues check yet. You won't be
> allowed to post until we get the money. Send it to me.


Besides, if they are THAT famous we probably already know them.
Send Melba the check anyway and we'll let you know.

gloria p

"Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan" > wrote in
:

> "Virginia Tadrzynski" > dropped this turd
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>> Be careful Michael, she has the inside to all those secret rituals at
>> St. Pectina's........she may put a curse on you and all your souffles
>> will fall. Either that or she will have George visit you in pearls
>> and heels with a band of knuck draggers to pickle you and enter you
>> in a fair somewhere. Be careful who you cross......a kind word to
>> your ear, ya know. -ginny
>
> LOL... thanks for the tip. I'm sure she would like to get her hands
> on me, stuff me in a big jar and pickle me with martinis. She could
> enter me in the fair as "drunken fruit".
>
> Michael
>
>

fruit flambe might work out better...if your liver wasn't shot.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:

> "Virginia Tadrzynski" > dropped this turd
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>
>>Be careful Michael, she has the inside to all those secret rituals at
>>St. Pectina's........she may put a curse on you and all your souffles
>>will fall. Either that or she will have George visit you in pearls and
>>heels with a band of knuck draggers to pickle you and enter you in a
>>fair somewhere. Be careful who you cross......a kind word to your
>>ear, ya know. -ginny
>
>
> LOL... thanks for the tip. I'm sure she would like to get her hands on me,
> stuff me in a big jar and pickle me with martinis. She could enter me in
> the fair as "drunken fruit".
>
> Michael

LOL! I'm glad I wasn't sipping on a mint julep when I read that.

Becca

On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:48:41 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> rummaged among random neurons and opined:

>In article . com>,
> wrote:
>
>> I've just signed up and I can't wait to put up all of my famous
>> recipes!
>
>I don't believe we've received your dues check yet. You won't be
>allowed to post until we get the money. Send it to me.

I am forgetting unelection making of mine treasurer posting of RFC. Is
mine understanding knowledge that bank stock checks are in mine name
courtesy of First Bank of Elbonia, but may be deposited sincerely in
Union Bank of California...

<shrugging at effronttery making of Babs Person>

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

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