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A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets
there it's 95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm spring day in south Georgia. I like it." Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's 100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all." Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the south Georgia farmer still laying there resting. "Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better." In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer. The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream. "Tech beat Georgia! Tech beat Georgia! Tech beat Georgia |
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Alice wrote:
> A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When > he gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity. > But Satan notices he's kicked back on the > brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable > like everyone else here?" It was a cute joke almost 20 or more years ago, when it involved the New Orleans Saints, who hadn't won a superbowl in who knows how long. Not particularly funny to someone who doesn't give a rip about using HOT peppers so hot you can't actually taste the food behind them. I like spicy, not overwhelming. Cute joke, though. Jill |
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Steve Wertz wrote:
> On Sat, 4 Aug 2007 10:24:12 -0500, jmcquown wrote: > >> Alice wrote: >>> A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When >>> he gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity. >>> But Satan notices he's kicked back on the >>> brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable >>> like everyone else here?" >> It was a cute joke almost 20 or more years ago, when it involved the New >> Orleans Saints, who hadn't won a superbowl in who knows how long. Not >> particularly funny to someone who doesn't give a rip about using HOT peppers >> so hot you can't actually taste the food behind them. I like spicy, not >> overwhelming. Cute joke, though. > > I think you're having an "episode" Jill. Take a pill. > > -sw That was a bizarre post. Maybe she had too many bloody mary's? Dan |
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