On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:05:02 GMT, "Vilco" > wrote:

>blake murphy wrote:
>
>> now, to be fair to lot, you have to remember his daughters got him
>> drunk first. but if he was so drunk he didn't realize what was
>> happening, i wonder how he got it up? the lord truly works in
>> mysterious ways.
>
>ROTFL, this would make the best signature ever

take it with my blessings. hmm...make that best wishes.

your pal,
blake

"Ophelia" > wrote in :

> maxine in ri wrote:
>> On Aug 11, 2:35 pm, "Ophelia" > wrote:
>>> Pennyaline wrote:
>>>
>>> Glaswegians have two sayings
>>>
>>> 1 come here while I ba''er ya (batter)
>>>
>>> why they would expect any child to go to them beats me)
>>>
>>> 2 I'll take ma hand off the side of your face!
>>>
>>> <G> uhuh!
>>
>> Only 2, eh? And real charmers at that.<g>
>
> I suppose there are more but I haven't heard them
>

There are indeed. I offer two more from my childhood.

Hud her hairy jaicket while ah bash her. (Gentleman wishes to remove a
lady's fur coat despite her protestations).

Can yer mammy sew? Let her practise on this then. (Gentleman wielding a
straight razor outside a cocktail lounge).

Mark.

--
While I'll admit that anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making
the same lethal errors century after century seems to me nothing short
of deliberate.--V.

MayQueen > wrote:
>> POB 1
>> Camp Lejeune
>> North Carolina
>>
>> "Pack them with extra socks."
>
>They're on their way!

Hoo-ra!

--Blair
"I'll mix the mud."

ChattyCathy wrote:

>> ROTFL, this would make the best signature ever

> You gotta admire Italian mens' reputations - they are rumored to be
> Great Lovers even *after* "chugging down" a glass (or six) of the old
> "vino" <chuckle>

LOL
Anyway, after a glass or six I would still recognize my doughters
It takes three or four bottles to bring me to the point I don't recognize
people I know.
--
Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

Vilco wrote:

> LOL
> Anyway, after a glass or six I would still recognize my doughters
> It takes three or four bottles to bring me to the point I don't recognize
> people I know.

What size bottles we talking about here?

<sorry, couldn't resist that one>
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Garlic: the element without which life as we know it would be impossible

"Mark P. Nelson" > wrote in message
...
> "Ophelia" > wrote in :
>
>> maxine in ri wrote:
>>> On Aug 11, 2:35 pm, "Ophelia" > wrote:
>>>> Pennyaline wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Glaswegians have two sayings
>>>>
>>>> 1 come here while I ba''er ya (batter)
>>>>
>>>> why they would expect any child to go to them beats me)
>>>>
>>>> 2 I'll take ma hand off the side of your face!
>>>>
>>>> <G> uhuh!
>>>
>>> Only 2, eh? And real charmers at that.<g>
>>
>> I suppose there are more but I haven't heard them
>>
>
> There are indeed. I offer two more from my childhood.
>
> Hud her hairy jaicket while ah bash her. (Gentleman wishes to remove a
> lady's fur coat despite her protestations).

Or hold it so I can hit her and not mess up her jacket?))


> Can yer mammy sew? Let her practise on this then. (Gentleman wielding a
> straight razor outside a cocktail lounge).

ackkkkkkkk not heard those.. thank goodness

I had to laugh a the hairy jaicket though

ChattyCathy wrote:

>> Anyway, after a glass or six I would still recognize my doughters
>> It takes three or four bottles to bring me to the point I don't
>> recognize people I know.

> What size bottles we talking about here?
> <sorry, couldn't resist that one>

LOL, 0.75l bottles, of good wine over 12% alcohol.
--
Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

Vilco wrote:
> ChattyCathy wrote:
>
>>> Anyway, after a glass or six I would still recognize my doughters
>>> It takes three or four bottles to bring me to the point I don't
>>> recognize people I know.
>
>> What size bottles we talking about here?
>> <sorry, couldn't resist that one>
>
> LOL, 0.75l bottles, of good wine over 12% alcohol.

Wow! You can drink 3 or 4 bottles - on your own? I *am* impressed. DH
and I have been known to "share" the contents of *one* 0.75l bottle over
the course of a whole evening - but only if we don't have to drive
anywhere ourselves. Mind you, one of my silly rules about drinking
alcoholic beverages is that at midnight my wine glass turns into a tea
cup
I know, I know - sf already told me I am a "lightweight" when it comes
to booze - sigh...
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Garlic: the element without which life as we know it would be impossible

ChattyCathy wrote:

> Wow! You can drink 3 or 4 bottles - on your own? I *am* impressed.

And it's all to blame on an ex-girlfriend who liked wine and opera so much


> DH and I have been known to "share" the contents of *one* 0.75l bottle
> over the course of a whole evening - but only if we don't have to
> drive anywhere ourselves. Mind you, one of my silly rules about
> drinking alcoholic beverages is that at midnight my wine glass turns
> into a tea cup

LOL

> I know, I know - sf already told me I am a "lightweight" when it comes
> to booze - sigh...

Better, there'll be more for me
--
Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'