"Bubbaba-Bu-Bubbaba" > wrote in message
...
> Steve Wertz wrote:
> > On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:55:54 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
> >
> >> How excatly do you "sign" someone.
> >
> > In your case, it's more of a branding.
> >
> > -sw
>
> How is it you're not killfiled yet? You beat the Tard harder then any of
> us, yet you remain his best friend.
>
> Curious in Cleveland,
> Bubba®
>
>

Wrong, TFM for the worst, and I'm not his best friend. And it's inda fun to
argue with Steve sometimes because he's so slow, and I admit he's one of the
few people on the Internet that I can always gauranteed win an arguement
with.

"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:05:22 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> >> He eats at Taco Bell twice a day - *EVERY* day. Then he eats whatever
his
> >> Mama puts on the table whenever she puts it on the table.
> >> He'd eat his brothers if they wouldn't lock their bedroom doors at
night.
> >
> > That's a lie. I should sue you for slander.
>
> From the Jerry Saukisms Website:
>
> [Jerry Sauk On the Taco Hell Drive-Through:]
>
> "They said that there was too much fumes coming from my
> car and it was gassing out the employee's in the windows, and
> they said customers sometimes complained. They also said the
> engine was too loud and they could never hear my order or the
> person in front of me's. Due to modern technology, they should be
> able to solve this problem with some sort of inexpensive noise
> filter. I told them to go to hell and I was never coming back.
> My Taco Bell consumption will definitely decrease, whenever I DO
> go it will always be to another location."
>
> I can see how people think he's not a troll, but we have verified
> that he is indeed a real person. I even have his picture from
> the last time he was booked.
>
> -sw

I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.

On Aug 13, 10:14 am, Omelet > wrote:
> In article .com>,
> Bobo Bonobo(R) > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Aug 13, 2:30 am, Omelet > wrote:
> > > In article >,
>
> > > "kilikini" > wrote:
> > > > Isn't this quesadilla cut up into quarters or something? I think that's
> > > > what I saw advertised. But, it's not on a tortilla, right? It's
> > > > definitely
> > > > some sort of flat bread? On TV it looked thick; like a grilled cheese.
> > > > I'm
> > > > just curious.
>
> > > > kili
>
> > > Their grilled steak Quesadilla is the gods. It's just a bit pricey.
>
> > The grilled steak item that do not include their repulsive beans, or
> > any of their disgusting sauces are the only thing decent they offer.
> > I had such an item about 2 years ago, as I find BOGO coupons overly
> > appealing.
>
> > > --
> > > Peace, Om
>
> > --Bryan
>
> I'm pretty picky at Taco Hell, but they do have a few good items.
> Crispy tacos (cheap!) are among them and yes, I agree on the steak items.

In St. Louis they are significantly more expensive than at Del Taco,
and not as good.
> --
> Peace, Om

--Bryan

Omelet wrote:
> In article >,
> "Jerry Sauk" > wrote:
>
>>> I think he *is* referring to the Grande Quesadilla. Those are in
>>> the current commercial and they're made with a thicker bread. I
>>> hate to back up Wertz but he's right on this one. Just don't tell
>>> him!
>>>
>>> I'd still dust some extra Sargento sharp cheddar on there with a few
>>> packets of mild sauce.
>>>
>>> Dan
>>
>> Could be. As I said, I never tried the grande quesadilla. Maybe
>> tomorow.
>
> Geez dude! Learn to snip please! I'm not always good about it either,
> but at least I try!

Heh heh, you said, "learn" in a statement aimed at Jerry. Heh heh heh heh
heh, that was cool!

Billy Bong is Back Again

Steve Wertz wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:50:42 -0400, Bubbaba-Bu-Bubbaba wrote:
>
>> Steve Wertz wrote:
>>> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:55:54 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>
>>>> How excatly do you "sign" someone.
>>>
>>> In your case, it's more of a branding.
>>
>> How is it you're not killfiled yet? You beat the Tard harder then
>> any of us, yet you remain his best friend.
>
> I thought Dan and Billy Bong were his favorties. Hmmm, Looks BB
> has taken a leave of absence lately. Maybe he got tired of him.
>
> -sw

I had to take an unforseen trip to Jamaica. Some things needed
straightening out down there. Has everyone been behaving?

"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> > I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
>
> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
> healthy)
>
> -sw

You said TACO BELL.

But yes ut's truem I did spend a short period several times going to Subway
twice a day everyday, which was extremely succesful in terms of weight loss,
but failed due to problems with Subway's management issues with the people
working there.

On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
> > I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
>
> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
> healthy)

One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very near
the bottom of the fast food universe.
>
> -sw

--Bryan

On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:52:46 GMT, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:07:50 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
>> "Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>
>>>> I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
>>>
>>> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
>>> healthy)
>>
>> You said TACO BELL.
>
>If you had a memory greater than 18 hours, then you'd know I
>never said you ate at TB twice a day.
>
>> But yes ut's truem I did spend a short period several times going to Subway
>> twice a day everyday, which was extremely succesful in terms of weight loss,
>> but failed due to problems with Subway's management issues with the people
>> working there.
>
>They made fun of his obesity:
>
>"And also I'm sick of the extremely unprofessional behavior by
>the teen-age night crew at Subway... it has come to my
>attention that they have given me a nickname and I accidently
>overheard it. This is unnacceptable, how can they be so
>unprofessional to the people who are providing them with the
>money for their paycheck? There are plenty of Subways to choose
>from in the area and I don't have to go to thiers."
>
>-sw

hah! i was going to guess that some lowly sandwich-jerk kicked his
fat ass out of the store.

your pal,
blake

"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:07:50 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> > "Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
> >>
> >>> I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
> >>
> >> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
> >> healthy)
> >
> > You said TACO BELL.
>
> If you had a memory greater than 18 hours, then you'd know I
> never said you ate at TB twice a day.

YES YOU DID!!!! How do you think this whole thing got started anyway???

Steve, I can't argue with you anymore if your not going to excerise any sort
of mental responisibiliy at all. fighting with a troll is one thing, but
being an idiot troll is getting unbearable.

"The Truthful Assh0le" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
> > On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
> > > I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
> >
> > How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
> > healthy)
>
> One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very near
> the bottom of the fast food universe.
> >
> > -sw
>
> --Bryan
>

Unconstructive post. Please back up your opinions with FACTS and not
insults.

Jerry Sauk wrote:
> "The Truthful Assh0le" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
>>> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>> I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
>>>
>>> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
>>> healthy)
>>
>> One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very
>> near the bottom of the fast food universe.
>>>
>>> -sw
>>
>> --Bryan
>>
>
> Unconstructive post. Please back up your opinions with FACTS and not
> insults.

When Subway only had their white and wheat breads, I did not care for their
subs. Since they've upgraded their bread, I think the chain is decent;
all-be-it-pricey. Granted, Quiznos is much more expensive, but truth be
told, if I want a good sub sandwich, I can go to my local Publix grocery
store, spend under $5 and get a sandwich for at least 3 lunches. (Well,
those are *my* sized lunches.)

Jerry, you would love a Publix sub! They STUFF their sandwiches! You get a
meat-filled, anti-pasta salad on your choice of bread. Not to sound gross,
(ahem), but, I can't get my mouth around one, they're so full of goodies.
Loaded with veggies, meat and cheese, these things just fall apart in your
hands.

Dang, I wish you had a Publix. You wouldn't be disappointed.

kili

On Aug 18, 6:39 pm, "Jerry Sauk" > wrote:
> "The Truthful Assh0le" > wrote in ooglegroups.com...
>
> > On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
> > > On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
> > > > I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
>
> > > How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
> > > healthy)
>
> > One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very near
> > the bottom of the fast food universe.
>
> > > -sw
>
> > --Bryan
>
> Unconstructive post. Please back up your opinions with FACTS and not
> insults.

The person who writes the Jerry posts is a pathetic loser.

--Bryan

Jerry Sauk wrote:
>> He eats at Taco Bell twice a day - *EVERY* day. Then he eats whatever his
>> Mama puts on the table whenever she puts it on the table.
>> He'd eat his brothers if they wouldn't lock their bedroom doors at night.
>
> That's a lie. I should sue you for slander.
>
>

I might be late here but you want to sue for libel, Jerry. The problem
is you won't win.

Dan

kilikini wrote:
> Jerry Sauk wrote:
>> "The Truthful Assh0le" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>>> On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>>> I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
>>>> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
>>>> healthy)
>>> One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very
>>> near the bottom of the fast food universe.
>>>> -sw
>>> --Bryan
>>>
>> Unconstructive post. Please back up your opinions with FACTS and not
>> insults.
>
> When Subway only had their white and wheat breads, I did not care for their
> subs. Since they've upgraded their bread, I think the chain is decent;
> all-be-it-pricey. Granted, Quiznos is much more expensive, but truth be
> told, if I want a good sub sandwich, I can go to my local Publix grocery
> store, spend under $5 and get a sandwich for at least 3 lunches. (Well,
> those are *my* sized lunches.)
>
> Jerry, you would love a Publix sub! They STUFF their sandwiches! You get a
> meat-filled, anti-pasta salad on your choice of bread. Not to sound gross,
> (ahem), but, I can't get my mouth around one, they're so full of goodies.
> Loaded with veggies, meat and cheese, these things just fall apart in your
> hands.
>
> Dang, I wish you had a Publix. You wouldn't be disappointed.
>
> kili
>
>

There's no drive thru at Publix. I seem to remember Jerry having a
strong opposition to entering restaurants. I might be wrong but I
thought he had a problem with that.

Dan

"kilikini" > wrote in message
...
> Jerry Sauk wrote:
> > "The Truthful Assh0le" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> >> On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
> >>> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
> >>>> I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
> >>>
> >>> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
> >>> healthy)
> >>
> >> One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very
> >> near the bottom of the fast food universe.
> >>>
> >>> -sw
> >>
> >> --Bryan
> >>
> >
> > Unconstructive post. Please back up your opinions with FACTS and not
> > insults.
>
> When Subway only had their white and wheat breads, I did not care for
their
> subs. Since they've upgraded their bread, I think the chain is decent;
> all-be-it-pricey. Granted, Quiznos is much more expensive, but truth be
> told, if I want a good sub sandwich, I can go to my local Publix grocery
> store, spend under $5 and get a sandwich for at least 3 lunches. (Well,
> those are *my* sized lunches.)
>
> Jerry, you would love a Publix sub! They STUFF their sandwiches! You get
a
> meat-filled, anti-pasta salad on your choice of bread. Not to sound
gross,
> (ahem), but, I can't get my mouth around one, they're so full of goodies.
> Loaded with veggies, meat and cheese, these things just fall apart in your
> hands.
>
> Dang, I wish you had a Publix. You wouldn't be disappointed.
>
> kili
>
>

I tried Quizno's once, and I didn't care for it. We Later lost the
franchise, but I think it's back now, I think even in the same building.

What the hell is anti-pasta?

"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote in message
ps.com...
> On Aug 18, 6:39 pm, "Jerry Sauk" > wrote:
> > "The Truthful Assh0le" > wrote in
ooglegroups.com...
> >
> > > On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
> > > > On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
> > > > > I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
> >
> > > > How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
> > > > healthy)
> >
> > > One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very near
> > > the bottom of the fast food universe.
> >
> > > > -sw
> >
> > > --Bryan
> >
> > Unconstructive post. Please back up your opinions with FACTS and not
> > insults.
>
> The person who writes the Jerry posts is a pathetic loser.
>
> --Bryan
>

So what does that make YOU for reading all of my messages?

Don't judge me unless you want to be judged yourself.

Have another taco,

Jerry

"Dan" <intrceptor@gmaildotcom> wrote in message
.. .
> Jerry Sauk wrote:
> >> He eats at Taco Bell twice a day - *EVERY* day. Then he eats whatever
his
> >> Mama puts on the table whenever she puts it on the table.
> >> He'd eat his brothers if they wouldn't lock their bedroom doors at
night.
> >
> > That's a lie. I should sue you for slander.
> >
> >
>
> I might be late here but you want to sue for libel, Jerry. The problem
> is you won't win.
>
> Dan

I could also sue him for illegally distributing the picture of me, which is
copy-righted.

Steve Wertz wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:58:47 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
>> I could also sue him for illegally distributing the picture of me, which is
>> copy-righted.
>
> You mean this one?
> http://i13.tinypic.com/4mvwnci.jpg
>
> I wish I had a dime for everybody who threatened to sue me for
> this or that over the years.
>
> -sw

That's Jerry? I pictured him differently.

Still got the same hair?

Dan

> I wish I had a dime for everybody who threatened to sue me for
> this or that over the years.
>
> -sw

That made me laugh out loud very loud, despite the fact that it didn't
suprise me in the least bit at all. What a life you lead, Steve, yet you
have the urge to pick on MY life. You realize that puts you in a lower
class then me, Steve. I look down my nose at you.

So how lawsuits have you actually had?

Jerry Sauk wrote:
> "kilikini" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>> "The Truthful Assh0le" > wrote in message
>>> oups.com...
>>>> On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>>>> I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
>>>>>
>>>>> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
>>>>> healthy)
>>>>
>>>> One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very
>>>> near the bottom of the fast food universe.
>>>>>
>>>>> -sw
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>>>
>>>
>>> Unconstructive post. Please back up your opinions with FACTS and
>>> not insults.
>>
>> When Subway only had their white and wheat breads, I did not care
>> for their subs. Since they've upgraded their bread, I think the
>> chain is decent; all-be-it-pricey. Granted, Quiznos is much more
>> expensive, but truth be told, if I want a good sub sandwich, I can
>> go to my local Publix grocery store, spend under $5 and get a
>> sandwich for at least 3 lunches. (Well, those are *my* sized
>> lunches.)
>>
>> Jerry, you would love a Publix sub! They STUFF their sandwiches!
>> You get a meat-filled, anti-pasta salad on your choice of bread.
>> Not to sound gross, (ahem), but, I can't get my mouth around one,
>> they're so full of goodies. Loaded with veggies, meat and cheese,
>> these things just fall apart in your hands.
>>
>> Dang, I wish you had a Publix. You wouldn't be disappointed.
>>
>> kili
>>
>>
>
> I tried Quizno's once, and I didn't care for it. We Later lost the
> franchise, but I think it's back now, I think even in the same
> building.
>
> What the hell is anti-pasta?

Anti-pasta is typically an Italian salad with oil and vinegar dressing and
usually served with meat. Anti = opposite, so really it means anything that
isn't pasta. Most American-Italian restaurants mean salad. I just used
that term because Publix uses oil and vinegar on their subs and they're
loaded with veggies.

By the way, I went to Quiznos 3 times. All 3 times I was disappointed. I
ordered a sandwich the fist time. Ho hum. I got a salad the second time.
Ho Hum. And I got soup the third time. Same deal. I figured I'd try it 3
times, get different items, just to be fair. When I got the sandwich the
first time, they were out of cheese. Come on, a Sub shop out of cheese????
Quiznos is way overpriced and way overrated, in my opinion.

kili

"kilikini" > ha scritto nel messaggio
...

>> What the hell is anti-pasta?
>
> Anti-pasta is typically an Italian salad with oil and vinegar dressing and
> usually served with meat. Anti = opposite, so really it means anything
> that
> isn't pasta. Kili

Nope, the word is antipasto and anti means before and past means meal. Si
it's something you eat before a meal.

There is no such word as antipasta no matter where you see it.

Giusi wrote:
> "kilikini" > ha scritto nel messaggio
> ...
>
>>> What the hell is anti-pasta?
>>
>> Anti-pasta is typically an Italian salad with oil and vinegar
>> dressing and usually served with meat. Anti = opposite, so really
>> it means anything that
>> isn't pasta. Kili
>
> Nope, the word is antipasto and anti means before and past means
> meal. Si it's something you eat before a meal.
>
> There is no such word as antipasta no matter where you see it.

Point taken, thank you.

kili

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:46:56 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:58:47 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
>> I could also sue him for illegally distributing the picture of me, which is
>> copy-righted.
>
>You mean this one?
>http://i13.tinypic.com/4mvwnci.jpg
>
>I wish I had a dime for everybody who threatened to sue me for
>this or that over the years.
>
>-sw

dear god, is that really him?

your pal,
blake

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:46:56 -0500, Steve Wertz
> > wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:58:47 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
> >
> >> I could also sue him for illegally distributing the picture of me, which is
> >> copy-righted.
> >
> >You mean this one?
> >http://i13.tinypic.com/4mvwnci.jpg
> >
> >I wish I had a dime for everybody who threatened to sue me for
> >this or that over the years.
> >
> >-sw
>
> dear god, is that really him?
>
> your pal,
> blake

That is a rather scary pic...
--
Peace, Om

Remove _ to validate e-mails.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

kilikini wrote:
> Jerry Sauk wrote:
>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>> "The Truthful Assh0le" > wrote in message
>>>> oups.com...
>>>>> On Aug 17, 4:49 pm, Steve Wertz > wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:07:10 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>>>>> I never said I go there twice a day, every day. That's a lie.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How about Subway? (Which you quickly gave up because it was too
>>>>>> healthy)
>>>>>
>>>>> One way Subway helps people reduce is that it tastes awful. Very
>>>>> near the bottom of the fast food universe.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -sw
>>>>>
>>>>> --Bryan
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Unconstructive post. Please back up your opinions with FACTS and
>>>> not insults.
>>>
>>> When Subway only had their white and wheat breads, I did not care
>>> for their subs. Since they've upgraded their bread, I think the
>>> chain is decent; all-be-it-pricey. Granted, Quiznos is much more
>>> expensive, but truth be told, if I want a good sub sandwich, I can
>>> go to my local Publix grocery store, spend under $5 and get a
>>> sandwich for at least 3 lunches. (Well, those are *my* sized
>>> lunches.)
>>>
>>> Jerry, you would love a Publix sub! They STUFF their sandwiches!
>>> You get a meat-filled, anti-pasta salad on your choice of bread.
>>> Not to sound gross, (ahem), but, I can't get my mouth around one,
>>> they're so full of goodies. Loaded with veggies, meat and cheese,
>>> these things just fall apart in your hands.
>>>
>>> Dang, I wish you had a Publix. You wouldn't be disappointed.
>>>
>>> kili
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I tried Quizno's once, and I didn't care for it. We Later lost the
>> franchise, but I think it's back now, I think even in the same
>> building.
>>
>> What the hell is anti-pasta?
>
> Anti-pasta is typically an Italian salad with oil and vinegar
> dressing and usually served with meat. Anti = opposite, so really it
> means anything that isn't pasta. Most American-Italian restaurants
> mean salad. I just used that term because Publix uses oil and
> vinegar on their subs and they're loaded with veggies.
>
> By the way, I went to Quiznos 3 times. All 3 times I was
> disappointed. I ordered a sandwich the fist time. Ho hum. I got a
> salad the second time. Ho Hum. And I got soup the third time. Same
> deal. I figured I'd try it 3 times, get different items, just to be
> fair. When I got the sandwich the first time, they were out of
> cheese. Come on, a Sub shop out of cheese???? Quiznos is way
> overpriced and way overrated, in my opinion.
>
> kili

Heh, that reminds me of the time I was up north at a pizza joint and they
were out of marinara. People were walking out in droves. Wal-Mart was
perhaps 200 yards away. You'd think the manager would go get *something* to
keep the business going.
Seems the delivery truck was broken down. Wow! How hard is it to get
marinara sauce?!?!?

Al's Pizza (right next to Wal-Mart) never ran out of anything except empty
seats. I'll go back to Al's in a heartbeat, but never to the other place.
They left an empty taste in my mouth. Can't even remember their name matter
of fact.

BTW, Quiznos is better than Subway, but only marginally. Not nearly better
enough to justify their prices. Publix stomps them both and they don't even
try!

While I'm on a Publix rant, they beat the shit out of KFC for fried chicken
for 1/3 the price as well.