Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

--Bryan

On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le
> wrote:

>Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
>my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
>a change of clothes.

And here I was, expecting a recipe for a mop for pork butt.

Carol

On Aug 13, 2:33 am, Damsel in dis Dress
> wrote:
> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le
>
> > wrote:
> >Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
> >my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
> >a change of clothes.
>
> And here I was, expecting a recipe for a mop for pork butt.

I forget the OT in the subject line. Somehow, at the time, it seemed
like my most on topic thing going. I retrospect, I'd rather have the
nicely sauced pork steaks.
>
> Carol

--Bryan

In article .com>,
The Truthful Assh0le > wrote:

> Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
> my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
> a change of clothes.
>
> --Bryan

Put the doors back on!
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On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:53:00 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le
> wrote:

>On Aug 13, 2:33 am, Damsel in dis Dress
> wrote:
>> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
>> >my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
>> >a change of clothes.
>>
>> And here I was, expecting a recipe for a mop for pork butt.
>
>I forget the OT in the subject line. Somehow, at the time, it seemed
>like my most on topic thing going. I retrospect, I'd rather have the
>nicely sauced pork steaks.

Well, at least you were honest about it. <G>

Carol

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:

> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le
> > wrote:
>
>>Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I
>>guess my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning.
>>Better take a change of clothes.
>
> And here I was, expecting a recipe for a mop for pork butt.

I was expecting jpgs.

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On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le
> wrote:

>Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
>my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
>a change of clothes.
>
Don't you have any garbage bags? Line the seat with one.



--

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On Aug 13, 2:25 am, The Truthful Assh0le > wrote:
> Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
> my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
> a change of clothes.
>
> --Bryan

What has all this crap got to do with this group? Jerk

On Aug 13, 6:30 am, Steve Wertz > wrote:
> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le wrote:
> > Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
> > my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
> > a change of clothes.
>
> Go back to sleep. You're delirious.

That was the truth. Then, somehow the alarm got turned off and I woke
to see it was 6:44 on the day we had to have the vehicles moved by
7:00 for street resurfacing. Some of my neighbors are at risk of
getting towed this very minute.
>
> -sw

--Bryan

> wrote in message
ups.com...
> On Aug 13, 2:25 am, The Truthful Assh0le > wrote:
>> Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
>> my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
>> a change of clothes.
>>
>> --Bryan
>
> What has all this crap got to do with this group? Jerk
>

Uh oh, we woke up the Google Group topic police. This goes on all the time,
there are people who carry on conversations all the time, usually they list
it as OT. Bryan didn't, and later apologized for not doing so......and the
topic was turned to food, Damsel's butt mop.......

So to use your own introduction to the group, Hey, jerk, who the crap are
you? If you don't like the group keep trolling.
-g

On Aug 13, 7:30 am, "Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan"
> wrote:
> The Truthful Assh0le > dropped this legroups.com:in
> rec.food.cooking
>
> > Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
> > my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
> > a change of clothes.
>
> > --Bryan
>
> It was a doozie too Bryan. I was just getting ready to hit the sack when
> the wind hit, shades of last years storms. I went outside to make sure
> Bart was inside the garage and watched the storm roll in for a bit.

It was very pretty, and sounded nice, but I was thinking about how wet
the Jeep was getting. Too bad, because I usually just adore
thunderstorms.

> We *really* needed the rain.

Yeah? You can have my share. Now I'll have to cut the grass over at
the house.

> The winds reached 62 mph at Lambert.
>
> Michael <- just woke up to a nice cool morning
>

--Bryan

On Aug 13, 11:14 am, Steve Wertz > wrote:
> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:03:13 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le wrote:
> > Then, somehow the alarm got turned off and I woke
> > to see it was 6:44 on the day we had to have the vehicles moved by
> > 7:00 for street resurfacing. Some of my neighbors are at risk of
> > getting towed this very minute.
>
> "Street Resurfacing" in my neighborhood means you get a bunch of
> asphalt-covered gravel flung up into your driveway and yard. And
> then it sticks to your tires and pits your new paint job. And
> then you track it into your house with your new $300 pair of
> Jordans onto your snow white carpet.

Accurate, except for no $300 sneakers, and no snow white carpet.
>
> I'd rather eat a McD's Cheeseburger and sue.

I'd rather eat Sue too.

>
> -sw

--Bryan

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:

> The Truthful Assh0le > dropped this turd
> oups.com: in
> rec.food.cooking
>
> > Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I
> > guess my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning.
> > Better take a change of clothes.

> It was a doozie too Bryan. I was just getting ready to hit the sack
> when the wind hit, shades of last years storms. I went outside to
> make sure Bart was inside the garage and watched the storm roll in
> for a bit. We really needed the rain. The winds reached 62 mph at
> Lambert.

I was playing on the computer when I heard the neighbor's trash cans
banging. I thought, "What the hell is Bob doing emptying trash at this
time of night?" Then I heard the thunder start, and the power went out
for a second. The people across the street were still out this morning.

I looked out the front door, and the trees were a moving!



Brian

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won't shut up.
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In article >,
"Default User" > wrote:

> I was playing on the computer when I heard the neighbor's trash cans
> banging. I thought, "What the hell is Bob doing emptying trash at this
> time of night?" Then I heard the thunder start, and the power went out
> for a second. The people across the street were still out this morning.
>
> I looked out the front door, and the trees were a moving!
>
>
>
> Brian

I hate brownouts when my computer is on... It crashes the system and
takes it a bloody 30 minutes or so to come back up. :-(
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Omelet wrote:>
> I hate brownouts when my computer is on... It crashes the system

What, you don't have a battery back up... you like to live
dangerously.

I wouldn't own a computer without having a battery back up, it's the
single most important peripheral of the system.

APC.com is your friend.

I have this one:
http://apc.com/resource/include/tech...al_watts=20 0

I never know it's there until all of a sudden is starts screaming at
me that there's a power problem, gives me about 20 minutes to power
down normally... every time your pc takes an electrical hit/spike even
if it doesn't destroy your system entirely some amount of internal
damage is incurred; to your cpu, your modem, your monitor, your
printer, etc.

Sheldon

Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> "Default User" > wrote:
>
> > I was playing on the computer when I heard the neighbor's trash cans
> > banging. I thought, "What the hell is Bob doing emptying trash at
> > this time of night?" Then I heard the thunder start, and the power
> > went out for a second. The people across the street were still out
> > this morning.
> >
> > I looked out the front door, and the trees were a moving!

> I hate brownouts when my computer is on... It crashes the system and
> takes it a bloody 30 minutes or so to come back up. :-(

Yeah, my creaky old Win98 machine has to do a disk after a crash. I
always wish I had a UPS attached when that happens, but not bad enough
to actually go buy one.

I just took it as a sign that I should stop for the night.




Brian

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If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
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Steve Wertz wrote:

> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:03:13 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le wrote:
>
> > Then, somehow the alarm got turned off and I woke
> > to see it was 6:44 on the day we had to have the vehicles moved by
> > 7:00 for street resurfacing. Some of my neighbors are at risk of
> > getting towed this very minute.
>
> "Street Resurfacing" in my neighborhood means you get a bunch of
> asphalt-covered gravel flung up into your driveway and yard. And
> then it sticks to your tires and pits your new paint job. And
> then you track it into your house with your new $300 pair of
> Jordans onto your snow white carpet.

Oh, do they use that terrible "oil and chip" method?




Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

> wrote:
>On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le
> wrote:
>
>>Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
>>my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
>>a change of clothes.
>>
>Don't you have any garbage bags? Line the seat with one.

Plastic shopping bags.

The recycler won't take them any more.

Might as well do something useful with them.

--Blair

The Truthful Assh0le wrote:

>Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
>my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
>a change of clothes.
>
You could always drive to work while still naked.

FuManchu wrote:

> The Truthful Assh0le wrote:
>
> > Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I
> > guess my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning.
> > Better take a change of clothes.
> >
> You could always drive to work while still naked.

That butt's sailed by now. We've had several days of ~100F and no rain
since that lil thunderstorm rolled through and wetted down Bobo's jeep.

They still promise a break in weather for Friday. I've been rebuilding
my deck (tough going last Sunday) and had a lumber delivery scheduled
for yesterday. I had them switch it to Friday, as I doubted they wanted
to deliver it very badly and I sure didn't want to move it when it was
104F.




Brian

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won't shut up.
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On Aug 15, 6:49 pm, FuManchu > wrote:
> The Truthful Assh0le wrote:
> >Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
> >my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
> >a change of clothes.
>
> You could always drive to work while still naked.

Getting to and from the Jeep could present problems. This isn't
Holland. Most people here (USA) consider nudity offensive.

--Bryan