I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.

I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).

I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.

I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"

She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
grandson for his birthday party."

I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.

I LOVE doing that!!!

Andy

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>
> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed
a
> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>
> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>
> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>
> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>
> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> grandson for his birthday party."
>
> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"
food
> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>
> I LOVE doing that!!!


Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about we
go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Paul

"Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message
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>
> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>>
>> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed
> a
>> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>>
>> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
>> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>>
>> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>>
>> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>>
>> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
>> grandson for his birthday party."
>>
>> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"
> food
>> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>>
>> I LOVE doing that!!!
>
>
> Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
> cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
> giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about
> we
> go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
> me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.
>
> Paul


"A girl called me and said 'Come on over - nobody's home'. I went over and
nobody was home!"
-Rodney Dangerfield

On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:03:14 GMT, "Paul M. Cook"
> wrote:

>
>Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
>cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
>giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about we
>go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
>me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Did you pinch yourself to make sure it wasn't a dream?

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On Aug 16, 5:29?pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>
> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>
> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>
> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>
> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> grandson for his birthday party."
>
> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>
> I LOVE doing that!!!
>
> Andy

You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.


Sheldon

<sf> wrote in message ...
> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:03:14 GMT, "Paul M. Cook"
> > wrote:
>
> >
> >Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
> >cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
> >giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about
we
> >go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to
tell
> >me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.
>
> Did you pinch yourself to make sure it wasn't a dream?
>

Come to think of it, it really was just a dream.

Paul

Sheldon said...


> You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.
>
>
> Sheldon


Somehow, I can't picture you flirting with women.

Andy

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> Sheldon said...
>
>
>> You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.
>>
>>
>> Sheldon
>
>
> Somehow, I can't picture you flirting with women.
>
> Andy

What Sheldon considers flirting, is actually defined as haggling over the
price.

Paul M. Cook > wrote:
>Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
>cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
>giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about we
>go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
>me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

She's a vinaigrettophile.

--Blair
"Just hold up two heads of lettuce
and ask which one is sexier."

"Paco's Tacos" > wrote in message
news:nu9xi.5000$If.3511@trndny03...
>
> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>> Sheldon said...
>>
>>
>>> You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.
>>>
>>>
>>> Sheldon
>>
>>
>> Somehow, I can't picture you flirting with women.
>>
>> Andy
>
> What Sheldon considers flirting, is actually defined as haggling over the
> price.
Funny again -- I'm beginning to take your comic relief seriously.
Dee Dee

On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:05:14 GMT, "Paul M. Cook"
> wrote:

>
><sf> wrote in message ...
>> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:03:14 GMT, "Paul M. Cook"
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
>> >cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
>> >giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about
>we
>> >go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to
>tell
>> >me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.
>>
>> Did you pinch yourself to make sure it wasn't a dream?
>>
>
>Come to think of it, it really was just a dream.
>
Darn.

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In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>
> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>
> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>
> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>
> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> grandson for his birthday party."
>
> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>
> I LOVE doing that!!!
>
> Andy

Sorry Andy, but that was rude.
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Omelet wrote:
> In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
>> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>>
>> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
>> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>>
>> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>>
>> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>>
>> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
>> grandson for his birthday party."
>>
>> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
>> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>>
>> I LOVE doing that!!!
>>
>> Andy
>
> Sorry Andy, but that was rude.

Not to mention not the least bit funny?

<sf> wrote in message ...
> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:05:14 GMT, "Paul M. Cook"
> > wrote:
>
> >
> ><sf> wrote in message ...
> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:03:14 GMT, "Paul M. Cook"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at
the
> >> >cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
> >> >giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how
about
> >we
> >> >go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to
> >tell
> >> >me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.
> >>
> >> Did you pinch yourself to make sure it wasn't a dream?
> >>
> >
> >Come to think of it, it really was just a dream.
> >
> Darn.


As I recall she looked like Bobbie Phillips, too.

Paul

"Goomba38" > wrote in message
. ..
> Omelet wrote:
> > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> >
> >> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and
noticed a
> >> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
> >>
> >> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> >> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
> >>
> >> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
> >>
> >> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
> >>
> >> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> >> grandson for his birthday party."
> >>
> >> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"
food
> >> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
> >>
> >> I LOVE doing that!!!
> >>
> >> Andy
> >
> > Sorry Andy, but that was rude.
>
> Not to mention not the least bit funny?

Who'd know these days. How about the woman pushing an entire cart of 2
liter bottles of Mountain Dew plus not 1 but 2 ten pound commercial boxes of
beef jerky, through the checkout line? I mean these days, that's actually
health food - it is at least organic.

Paul

In article <eYkxi.34$iA.2@trnddc05>,
"Paul M. Cook" > wrote:

> "Goomba38" > wrote in message
> . ..
> > Omelet wrote:
> > > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> > >
> > >> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and
> noticed a
> > >> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
> > >>
> > >> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> > >> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
> > >>
> > >> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
> > >>
> > >> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
> > >>
> > >> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> > >> grandson for his birthday party."
> > >>
> > >> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"
> food
> > >> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
> > >>
> > >> I LOVE doing that!!!
> > >>
> > >> Andy
> > >
> > > Sorry Andy, but that was rude.
> >
> > Not to mention not the least bit funny?
>
> Who'd know these days. How about the woman pushing an entire cart of 2
> liter bottles of Mountain Dew plus not 1 but 2 ten pound commercial boxes of
> beef jerky, through the checkout line? I mean these days, that's actually
> health food - it is at least organic.
>
> Paul

Mountain Dew is not healthy or Organic.
Bleached processed sugar or HFCS.

Beef Jerky is loaded with Nitrites etc.
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On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:29:13 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>
>I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
>box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>
>I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
>(chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>
>I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>
>I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>
>She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
>grandson for his birthday party."
>
>I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
>down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>
>I LOVE doing that!!!
>
>Andy

That was you????

koko
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"Omelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article <eYkxi.34$iA.2@trnddc05>,
> "Paul M. Cook" > wrote:
>
> > "Goomba38" > wrote in message
> > . ..
> > > Omelet wrote:
> > > > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and
> > noticed a
> > > >> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
> > > >>
> > > >> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> > > >> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
> > > >>
> > > >> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of
candy.
> > > >>
> > > >> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet
tooth!"
> > > >>
> > > >> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> > > >> grandson for his birthday party."
> > > >>
> > > >> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of
"health"
> > food
> > > >> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might
add.
> > > >>
> > > >> I LOVE doing that!!!
> > > >>
> > > >> Andy
> > > >
> > > > Sorry Andy, but that was rude.
> > >
> > > Not to mention not the least bit funny?
> >
> > Who'd know these days. How about the woman pushing an entire cart of 2
> > liter bottles of Mountain Dew plus not 1 but 2 ten pound commercial
boxes of
> > beef jerky, through the checkout line? I mean these days, that's
actually
> > health food - it is at least organic.
> >
> > Paul
>
> Mountain Dew is not healthy or Organic.
> Bleached processed sugar or HFCS.
>

It does have water.

> Beef Jerky is loaded with Nitrites etc.

Well it once was organic and I think it may even have a touch of sodium in
it. I was being sarcastic anyway, love.

Paul

In article <p2sxi.67$iA.0@trnddc05>,
"Paul M. Cook" > wrote:

> >
> > Mountain Dew is not healthy or Organic.
> > Bleached processed sugar or HFCS.
> >
>
> It does have water.
>
> > Beef Jerky is loaded with Nitrites etc.
>
> Well it once was organic and I think it may even have a touch of sodium in
> it. I was being sarcastic anyway, love.
>
> Paul

Sorry. I was way past my bedtime. ;-)
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Paul M. Cook said...

>
> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> news
>> In article <eYkxi.34$iA.2@trnddc05>,
>> "Paul M. Cook" > wrote:
>>
>> > "Goomba38" > wrote in message
>> > . ..
>> > > Omelet wrote:
>> > > > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > >> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and
>> > noticed a
>> > > >> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-
dogs"
>> > > >> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>> > > >>
>> > > >> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of
> candy.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet
> tooth!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for
my
>> > > >> grandson for his birthday party."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of
> "health"
>> > food
>> > > >> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might
> add.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> I LOVE doing that!!!
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Andy
>> > > >
>> > > > Sorry Andy, but that was rude.
>> > >
>> > > Not to mention not the least bit funny?
>> >
>> > Who'd know these days. How about the woman pushing an entire cart of
2
>> > liter bottles of Mountain Dew plus not 1 but 2 ten pound commercial
> boxes of
>> > beef jerky, through the checkout line? I mean these days, that's
> actually
>> > health food - it is at least organic.
>> >
>> > Paul
>>
>> Mountain Dew is not healthy or Organic.
>> Bleached processed sugar or HFCS.
>>
>
> It does have water.
>
>> Beef Jerky is loaded with Nitrites etc.
>
> Well it once was organic and I think it may even have a touch of sodium
in
> it. I was being sarcastic anyway, love.
>
> Paul


It's also soaked with brominated vegetable oil!!! Google for that wonderful
gem of a food additive.

Andy

Andrea <q> wrote:
> Sheldon said...
>
> > You're supposed to be checking out her T & A, Andrea.
>
> Somehow, I can't picture you flirting with women.


If you'd face front so I can see your breasts you may find out... but
so far you're just an anonymous *doggy style* run of the mill corn
hole! hehehe.

Sheldon

Omelet wrote:
> Anndrude <q> wrote:
> > I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed a
> > box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>
> > I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> > (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>
> > I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>
> > I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>
> > She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> > grandson for his birthday party."
>
> > I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health" food
> > down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>
> > I LOVE doing that!!!
>
> > Anndrude
>
> Sorry Andy, but that was rude.

Sheldon