for two days, so it's time for my annual tribute to my college days.

Dinner tonight (Sunday) is a fried Spam sandwich. A can of Spam sliced
into four big slices and fried, that goes onto white bread slathered
with real Mayo with dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce. In a
concession to modern times I will forego the cheese and I'll use Lite
Spam.

Breakfast tomorrow morning (Monday) will be fried baloney with eggs
and white bread toast. Lunch will finish the baloney on sandwiches
with real mayo, dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce.

Dinner tomorrow night is Chili-O with about 1/4 box of elbow macaroni
mixed in.

Tuesday I'll finish up the baloney, white bread, and iceberg lettuce.

This stuff got me through college.

Tuesday night the wife'll be back in time for dinner which will be
grilled salmon with vinegar-dressed cole slaw and pesto soba noodles.

On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:58:22 -0400, raymond >
wrote:

> my annual tribute to my college days.

Shoulda went to CIA in Hyde Park....

On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 13:50:34 -0400, Ward Abbott >
wrote:

>On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:58:22 -0400, raymond >
>wrote:
>
>> my annual tribute to my college days.
>
>Shoulda went to CIA in Hyde Park....
>
This was the 60s. We didn't know about nutrition and we had to stretch
our food dollar. Today's college students are better informed, and
many of them get food stamps.

In article >,
raymond > wrote:

> for two days, so it's time for my annual tribute to my college days.

[delete good stuff]

When my wife goes out of town, I eat curried beef over rice, store
bought duck, lamb chops, tuna salad with some thousand island dressing
thrown in and other stuff that she dislikes as they occur to me. I can't
eat the quick fried round steak I had in college since my teeth would
disintegrate now. I also finish off any wild game I have.

leo

On Sep 9, 8:58 am, raymond > wrote:
> for two days, so it's time for my annual tribute to my college days.
>
> Dinner tonight (Sunday) is a fried Spam sandwich. A can of Spam sliced
> into four big slices and fried, that goes onto white bread slathered
> with real Mayo with dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce. In a
> concession to modern times I will forego the cheese and I'll use Lite
> Spam.
>
> Breakfast tomorrow morning (Monday) will be fried baloney with eggs
> and white bread toast. Lunch will finish the baloney on sandwiches
> with real mayo, dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce.

Real mayo, straight out of the jar that says, "Real mayonnaise."
>
> Dinner tomorrow night is Chili-O with about 1/4 box of elbow macaroni
> mixed in.
>
> Tuesday I'll finish up the baloney, white bread, and iceberg lettuce.
>
> This stuff got me through college.
>
> Tuesday night the wife'll be back in time for dinner which will be
> grilled salmon with vinegar-dressed cole slaw and pesto soba noodles.

When my wife leaves town, I have sex with the skankiest, most diseased
whores my town has to offer. Just kidding. I was trying to compete
with your post, but it's hopeless.

--Bryan

On Sep 9, 8:42?pm, Bobo Bonobo? > wrote:
> On Sep 9, 8:58 am, raymond > wrote:
>
> > for two days, so it's time for my annual tribute to my college days.
>
> > Dinner tonight (Sunday) is a fried Spam sandwich. A can of Spam sliced
> > into four big slices and fried, that goes onto white bread slathered
> > with real Mayo with dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce. In a
> > concession to modern times I will forego the cheese and I'll use Lite
> > Spam.
>
> > Breakfast tomorrow morning (Monday) will be fried baloney with eggs
> > and white bread toast. Lunch will finish the baloney on sandwiches
> > with real mayo, dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce.
>
> Real mayo, straight out of the jar that says, "Real mayonnaise."
>
>
>
> > Dinner tomorrow night is Chili-O with about 1/4 box of elbow macaroni
> > mixed in.
>
> > Tuesday I'll finish up the baloney, white bread, and iceberg lettuce.
>
> > This stuff got me through college.
>
> > Tuesday night the wife'll be back in time for dinner which will be
> > grilled salmon with vinegar-dressed cole slaw and pesto soba noodles.
>
> When my wife leaves town, I have sex with the skankiest, most diseased
> whores my town has to offer. Just kidding. I was trying to compete
> with your post, but it's hopeless.

Hopeless?

Coulda had a winner had you said you have that skanky sex with
Raymond's wife... and your diseased wife has sex with Raymond. hehe

Sheldon

> When my wife leaves town, I have sex with the skankiest, most diseased
> whores my town has to offer. Just kidding. I was trying to compete
> with your post, but it's hopeless.

Damn that's almost exactly what I was going to post! Except for the 'just
kidding' part.

On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:49:49 GMT, "Zippy P" > wrote:

>> When my wife leaves town, I have sex with the skankiest, most diseased
>> whores my town has to offer. Just kidding. I was trying to compete
>> with your post, but it's hopeless.
>
>Damn that's almost exactly what I was going to post! Except for the 'just
>kidding' part.
>
Well, there's the rub. There aren't any skanky, diseased whores where
I live, so I'm stuck with Spam.

"raymond" > wrote in message
...
> for two days, so it's time for my annual tribute to my college days.
>
> Dinner tonight (Sunday) is a fried Spam sandwich. A can of Spam sliced
> into four big slices and fried, that goes onto white bread slathered
> with real Mayo with dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce. In a
> concession to modern times I will forego the cheese and I'll use Lite
> Spam.
>
> Breakfast tomorrow morning (Monday) will be fried baloney with eggs
> and white bread toast. Lunch will finish the baloney on sandwiches
> with real mayo, dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce.
>
> Dinner tomorrow night is Chili-O with about 1/4 box of elbow macaroni
> mixed in.
>
> Tuesday I'll finish up the baloney, white bread, and iceberg lettuce.
>
> This stuff got me through college.
>
> Tuesday night the wife'll be back in time for dinner which will be
> grilled salmon with vinegar-dressed cole slaw and pesto soba noodles.
>
>

What? No mac-cheese?

On Sep 9, 9:58 am, raymond > wrote:
> for two days, so it's time for my annual tribute to my college days.
>
> Dinner tonight (Sunday) is a fried Spam sandwich. A can of Spam sliced
> into four big slices and fried, that goes onto white bread slathered
> with real Mayo with dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce. In a
> concession to modern times I will forego the cheese and I'll use Lite
> Spam.
>
> Breakfast tomorrow morning (Monday) will be fried baloney with eggs
> and white bread toast. Lunch will finish the baloney on sandwiches
> with real mayo, dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce.
>
> Dinner tomorrow night is Chili-O with about 1/4 box of elbow macaroni
> mixed in.
>
> Tuesday I'll finish up the baloney, white bread, and iceberg lettuce.
>
> This stuff got me through college.
>
> Tuesday night the wife'll be back in time for dinner which will be
> grilled salmon with vinegar-dressed cole slaw and pesto soba noodles.

I don't see the grilled cheese sandwich (use the wife's iron) or the
Ramen noodles anywhere ....

N.

On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:54:32 -0400, "Kswck" >
wrote:

>
>"raymond" > wrote in message
.. .
>> for two days, so it's time for my annual tribute to my college days.
>>
>> Dinner tonight (Sunday) is a fried Spam sandwich. A can of Spam sliced
>> into four big slices and fried, that goes onto white bread slathered
>> with real Mayo with dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce. In a
>> concession to modern times I will forego the cheese and I'll use Lite
>> Spam.
>>
>> Breakfast tomorrow morning (Monday) will be fried baloney with eggs
>> and white bread toast. Lunch will finish the baloney on sandwiches
>> with real mayo, dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce.
>>
>> Dinner tomorrow night is Chili-O with about 1/4 box of elbow macaroni
>> mixed in.
>>
>> Tuesday I'll finish up the baloney, white bread, and iceberg lettuce.
>>
>> This stuff got me through college.
>>
>> Tuesday night the wife'll be back in time for dinner which will be
>> grilled salmon with vinegar-dressed cole slaw and pesto soba noodles.
>>
>>
>
>What? No mac-cheese?
>
I'm happily surprised that he made anything.

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