A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into
our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is
loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes
the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is
one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat
it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a
75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding
Cake."

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