BLACK AND JEWISH......

Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused? His
mother was Jewish and his father was black.
So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll
just have to ask your father, "his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the
same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know
if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his
bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25,
or wait until it's dark and just steal the ****in' thing."?

From a Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update" transcript from 1975:

Chevy Chase: The United States... hold it... The United Nations General
Assembly passed a resolution equating Zionism with racism. Black
entertainer Sammy Davis, Jr., a convert to Judaism, was quoted as
saying: “What a breakthrough! Now, finally, I can hate myself!”

--
Best regards,
Bob

> wrote

> BLACK AND JEWISH......

Generally speaking, those of us here in rec.scuba try to avoid racial slurs.
We're never sure who might read them, whose feelings might be hurt and which
of those that don't like them are armed and a tad unstable. We really don't
care what color, religion or gender you are as long as your religion does
not involve trying to kill us. We only care about your position on the
right to keep and bear arms and what you know about diving. OK, so we do
take some cheap shots at Canadians and Californians, but it's only because
some of them have such funny ideas.

Please, no more racial jokes.

Lee

> -Yes but it's not that I'm 'specifically hiding' my identity any more than
> -anyone else. I'm not crouching behind a cyber dustbin frantically biting
> my
> -lip in fear of being caught out or anything. How would it make any
> -difference to you or anyone on here if I were to give my real name ? You
> -would still be none the wiser as to who I was and still not know whether
> it
> -truly was my real name either.
> -OK my name is Alfred Hinglebottem, is that better ? Can you take me more
> -seroiusly now I've revealed who I really am ?
>
> actually, yes, you are still specifically hiding your identity.
> that still says a lot about you.
>
> for example, you do not stand behind what you say,
> but rather avoid responsibility for your words.
> You do not want them associated with you.
>
> no wonder.

I think you're a wind up

In article >, says...
-
-
-> -Yes but it's not that I'm 'specifically hiding' my identity any more than
-> -anyone else. I'm not crouching behind a cyber dustbin frantically biting
-> my
-> -lip in fear of being caught out or anything. How would it make any
-> -difference to you or anyone on here if I were to give my real name ? You
-> -would still be none the wiser as to who I was and still not know whether
-> it
-> -truly was my real name either.
-> -OK my name is Alfred Hinglebottem, is that better ? Can you take me more
-> -seroiusly now I've revealed who I really am ?
->
-> actually, yes, you are still specifically hiding your identity.
-> that still says a lot about you.
->
-> for example, you do not stand behind what you say,
-> but rather avoid responsibility for your words.
-> You do not want them associated with you.
->
-> no wonder.
-
-I think you're a wind up

so what?
you are a blowhard?

i think you are dishonest,
an anonymous troll, foolish,
and completely irrelevant.

--
Bob Crownfield

"crownfield" > wrote in message
.. .
> In article >, says...
> -
> -
> -> -Yes but it's not that I'm 'specifically hiding' my identity any more
> than
> -> -anyone else. I'm not crouching behind a cyber dustbin frantically
> biting
> -> my
> -> -lip in fear of being caught out or anything. How would it make any
> -> -difference to you or anyone on here if I were to give my real name ?
> You
> -> -would still be none the wiser as to who I was and still not know
> whether
> -> it
> -> -truly was my real name either.
> -> -OK my name is Alfred Hinglebottem, is that better ? Can you take me
> more
> -> -seroiusly now I've revealed who I really am ?
> ->
> -> actually, yes, you are still specifically hiding your identity.
> -> that still says a lot about you.
> ->
> -> for example, you do not stand behind what you say,
> -> but rather avoid responsibility for your words.
> -> You do not want them associated with you.
> ->
> -> no wonder.
> -
> -I think you're a wind up
>
> so what?
> you are a blowhard?
>
> i think you are dishonest,
> an anonymous troll, foolish,
> and completely irrelevant.
>
> --
> Bob Crownfield
>

Yes mate