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OT..Texans BBQing in Heaven.....
I laughed out when I read this one and thought of those uncouth Texans :-))
Texans in Heaven Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbeque sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning." Bigbazza (Barry) Oz |
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"Bigbazza" > wrote:> > Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air > conditioning." > > Bigbazza (Barry) Oz > > Cute! I notice the Devil sounds like a Texan too! |
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"cybercat" > wrote in message ... > > "Bigbazza" > wrote:> >> Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air >> conditioning." >> >> Bigbazza (Barry) Oz >> >> > > Cute! I notice the Devil sounds like a Texan too! > He certainly sounds like that as well... <G>... Bigbazza (Barry) Oz |
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OT..Texans BBQing in Heaven.....
DEAR MR. BIGBAZZU,
I DO STAY IN TEXAS NOW BUT, WAS, BORN, AND REARED, IN KENTUCKY. MOST OF THE SO CALLED UNCOOTH HERE ARE OUTSIDER TYPES LIKE YOU. THE COWBOY HATS YOU MOSTLY SEE HERE ARE MORE LIKEN TO CROOKED BALL CAPS COVERING UP ONE EAR AND ON OCCASION THEY WILL COVER BOTH EARS. IM TOLD THESE PEOPLE ARE COME FROM THE LIKES OF NEW YORK CITY AND ELSEWEAR. TEXAS DON'T HAVE NO MORE OIL WELLS SO MR. BUSH IS OVER TRYING GATHER US UP SOME MORE. IM A HOPING HE DONT' BRING A BUNCH OF THEM UGLY SPITTIN HUMPITY BACK CRITTERS ALONG WITH EM. IF THEY COME, WE WILL GIVE EM A TRY ON THE SMOKING PIT. OT,, IS NOW OVER AND OUT FATTY "Bigbazza" > wrote in message ... >I laughed out when I read this one and thought of those uncouth Texans >:-)) > > > Texans in Heaven > > Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some > Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the > pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbeque sauce is all over their robes, > their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps > and > cowboy hats instead of their halos. > > They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon > seeds > and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around > with > just one wing." > > The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my > children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the > Devil." > > The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." > > The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" > > The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having > down there." > > The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." > > After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. > Now what was the question?" > > The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" > > The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." > > This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , > "I'm > sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. > > Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air > conditioning." > > Bigbazza (Barry) Oz > > |
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OT..Texans BBQing in Heaven.....
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:10:46 GMT, "faTjack" >
wrote: >DEAR MR. BIGBAZZU, > >I DO STAY IN TEXAS NOW BUT, WAS, BORN, AND REARED, IN KENTUCKY. MOST OF THE >SO CALLED UNCOOTH HERE ARE OUTSIDER TYPES LIKE YOU. THE COWBOY HATS YOU >MOSTLY SEE HERE ARE MORE LIKEN TO CROOKED BALL CAPS COVERING UP ONE EAR AND >ON OCCASION THEY WILL COVER BOTH EARS. IM TOLD THESE PEOPLE ARE COME FROM >THE LIKES OF NEW YORK CITY AND ELSEWEAR. TEXAS DON'T HAVE NO MORE OIL WELLS >SO MR. BUSH IS OVER TRYING GATHER US UP SOME MORE. IM A HOPING HE DONT' >BRING A BUNCH OF THEM UGLY SPITTIN HUMPITY BACK CRITTERS ALONG WITH EM. IF >THEY COME, WE WILL GIVE EM A TRY ON THE SMOKING PIT. > >OT,, IS NOW OVER AND OUT > >FATTY This all caps thing is getting boring. Do you need magnification? Would you like someone to help you set larger fonts in your news reader???? Email me privately, if you wish. -- History is a vast early warning system Norman Cousins |
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OT..Texans BBQing in Heaven.....
IS this better&
thank you for your're kind offer. yes i typewrite with one hand and a couple of different fangers and can hardly see this small typewritting. i will try to practice holding down the large type key with my big toe iffin i can get my leg to bent up that far. please excuse me ifin i have made some typografical kind of errows, FATTY <sf> wrote in message ... > On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:10:46 GMT, "faTjack" > > wrote: > >>DEAR MR. BIGBAZZU, >> >>I DO STAY IN TEXAS NOW BUT, WAS, BORN, AND REARED, IN KENTUCKY. MOST OF >>THE >>SO CALLED UNCOOTH HERE ARE OUTSIDER TYPES LIKE YOU. THE COWBOY HATS YOU >>MOSTLY SEE HERE ARE MORE LIKEN TO CROOKED BALL CAPS COVERING UP ONE EAR >>AND >>ON OCCASION THEY WILL COVER BOTH EARS. IM TOLD THESE PEOPLE ARE COME >>FROM >>THE LIKES OF NEW YORK CITY AND ELSEWEAR. TEXAS DON'T HAVE NO MORE OIL >>WELLS >>SO MR. BUSH IS OVER TRYING GATHER US UP SOME MORE. IM A HOPING HE DONT' >>BRING A BUNCH OF THEM UGLY SPITTIN HUMPITY BACK CRITTERS ALONG WITH EM. >>IF >>THEY COME, WE WILL GIVE EM A TRY ON THE SMOKING PIT. >> >>OT,, IS NOW OVER AND OUT >> >>FATTY > > This all caps thing is getting boring. Do you need magnification? > Would you like someone to help you set larger fonts in your news > reader???? Email me privately, if you wish. > -- > > History is a vast early warning system > Norman Cousins |
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