NOW WE GO DIRECTLY TO THE GOVERNATOR

yAH ALEX, ITS ALL GOOD

NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS SAY THERE IS GLOBAL CRISIS
flesh eating bacteria, global warming, dead zones.

well ve have to inoculate ze young children
its all good, its clean, its for our future.

ve have to, there is no room fur ze old
people, so ze shots are like a beautiful

ice burg that comes to pick up ze old
people and carries them to valhallah
to zee Kraaam. yeah, all cultures

do zees.Alex, Make room fur ze new people.
Cancer Virus's Thimemerisol, sodium floride
what does not kill you makes you stronger Alex

No pain, no gain Alex even you know tat.
its all Good , its wonderful its fantastic.

what do we need all these guns, its
an antiquated throwback to the stoner
age. Ve don't need this, we are

turning the weapons into plowshares
look I know what I'm talking about
here. Alex its all good, its wonderful its Phantashtic
One day a black plowman will

take over the world (he he he he he-ha).
I give everyone a plowshare and a plot. (family pays for bullet)
I get so happy when I talk about zees things.
people receiving their special treatment.
Especially for my own children
and reichland, I mean fatherland I mean
homeland security. Its all good, its woderful its fantastic.

Its not 1984 Alex, we are not all crazy
like you say. The Earth is dying Alex
I don't want to tax the carbon dioxide
that you exhale, but its out of my hands.
Its the law, do you really think I want
to put meter chips in every crevasse of your body,
but its the only way we are going to
find out whats going on in there.

Alex, come on, how are we going to
control what kind of contaminents are
being released into the atmosphere without
intestinal cameras and heart plugs sensing
dangerous poisens in the environment.
there are enemies everywhere, we must protect
the people. Alex, and you know who all
these terrorists are? They are people Alex,
PEOPLE. Get rid of the People and you
illiminate the problem. Alex its All good,
its wonderful, its Fantastic