I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.

I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.

When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.

That's why I stopped eating eggs.

Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?







http://perkoff.com

On Nov 4, 2:24 pm, The Lovely Miss Perkoff
> wrote:
> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
> http://perkoff.com




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The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>
> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
> http://perkoff.com


No, but ask us our feelings about crossposting trolls.

On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:24:04 -0000, The Lovely Miss Perkoff
> wrote:

>I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
>I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
>When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
>That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
>Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
I think you (or your alter ego troll) have said all of the above
already.

BTW: It's easier for us to KF you (two clicks & gone) than it is for
you to change subject headers or email addresses. Get a life, loser.

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On Nov 4, 1:46 pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
> The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>
>
>
> > I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> > I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> > When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> > aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> > That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> > Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
> >http://perkoff.com
>
> No, but ask us our feelings about crossposting trolls.

I don't care about that, what about guys that make big deals about
crossposts no one made them read but themselves?

And after they read about it they complain about it, sorta like a
bitch.

On Nov 4, 1:49 pm, sf wrote:
> On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:24:04 -0000, The Lovely Miss Perkoff
>
> > wrote:
> >I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> >I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> >When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> >aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> >That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> >Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
> I think you (or your alter ego troll) have said all of the above
> already.

You(some random guy who follows what I write on usenet) follow what I
write that closely?

>
> BTW: It's easier for us to KF you (two clicks & gone) than it is for
> you to change subject headers or email addresses. Get a life, loser.

Next time instead of freaking out like a maniac who is bothered by
usenet posts he makes himself read, just ignore me. That way everyoen
won't know you're crazy and care about useless things.

The Lovely Miss Perkoff > wrote in
ps.com:

> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?

Eatin' eggs are unfertilized. Usually.

"The Lovely Miss Perkoff" > wrote in message
ps.com...
>I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?

what, did you pick the groups you posted this to out of a hat? I can sorta
see sci.agriculture poultry and rec.food.cooking, but what's with the pro
wrestling, anthropology and alt.religion.mormon?

Just curious.

Shouldn't be curious, but hey, I needed a quick brain break.

Maybe I'll do a thesis on the mental processes of internet trolling. Y'never
know, someone might publish it.

On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:55:26 -0000, The Lovely Miss Perkoff
> wrote:

>On Nov 4, 1:49 pm, sf wrote:
>> On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:24:04 -0000, The Lovely Miss Perkoff
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>>
>> >I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>>
>> >When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>> >aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>>
>> >That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>>
>> >Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>>
>> I think you (or your alter ego troll) have said all of the above
>> already.
>
>You(some random guy who follows what I write on usenet) follow what I
>write that closely?
>
>>
>> BTW: It's easier for us to KF you (two clicks & gone) than it is for
>> you to change subject headers or email addresses. Get a life, loser.
>
>Next time instead of freaking out like a maniac who is bothered by
>usenet posts he makes himself read, just ignore me. That way everyoen
>won't know you're crazy and care about useless things.

Awwww, you care... you really, really care. <sniffle>
Well, I don't. TTFN!

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"The Lovely Miss Perkoff" > wrote in message
ps.com...
>I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?


Yes, I"ve stopped eating eggs and now have Balut instead.

"Perkoff And The Chocolate Factory" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> On Nov 4, 1:46 pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
>> The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> > I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>>
>> > I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>>
>> > When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>> > aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>>
>> > That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>>
>> > Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>>
>> >http://perkoff.com
>>
>> No, but ask us our feelings about crossposting trolls.
>
> I don't care about that, what about guys that make big deals about
> crossposts no one made them read but themselves?
>
> And after they read about it they complain about it, sorta like a
> bitch.

Don't take offense, Ms. Jerkoff. I feel certain none was intended.

Miss Jerkoff wrote:
> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?

You failed basic sex ed, Chicken Little... a bird egg is not a fetus
until it's been pricked by a cock... bend over and I'll show you.

On Nov 4, 3:28?pm, "Janet" > wrote:
> "Perkoff And The Chocolate Factory" > wrote in oglegroups.com...
>
> > On Nov 4, 1:46 pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
> >> The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>
> >> > I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> >> > I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> Well, no, they aren't. You don't need a rooster to get eggs. If you have a
> flock of hens--as I do--they lay unfertilized eggs.
>
> Which makes eggs more like, well....just eggs

Kinda like eating menses.

cybercat wrote:
> "Perkoff And The Chocolate Factory" > wrote in
> message ups.com...
>> On Nov 4, 1:46 pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
>>> The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>>>
>>>> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>>>
>>>> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>>>> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>>>
>>>> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>>>
>>>> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>>>
>>>> http://perkoff.com
>>>
>>> No, but ask us our feelings about crossposting trolls.
>>
>> I don't care about that, what about guys that make big deals about
>> crossposts no one made them read but themselves?
>>
>> And after they read about it they complain about it, sorta like a
>> bitch.
>
> Don't take offense, Ms. Jerkoff. I feel certain none was intended.

<G>

Jerkoff And The Chocolate Factory wrote:
>
>
> I don't care about that, what about guys that make big deals about
> crossposts no one made them read but themselves?
>
> And after they read about it they complain about it, sorta like a
> bitch.

In other words... you know that is annoying and that you are a troll. I
hope that our responses made your pathetic day.

On Nov 4, 2:24 pm, The Lovely Miss Perkoff
> wrote:
> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
> http://perkoff.com
Oh now I get the connection. I was wondering what egg thread?
In some cultures people wait till the chick has developed and near
hatching and then they eat it. Now that is gross. But then why is it
so different from eating an adult chick. Yeah when it is used to
living and life you kill it. How would you feel if someone did that
to you. I think it is better to die when you are less aware of life
than when you are grown. That is
just traumatic.

prettybaby
http://www.artsaleclub.com

Sheldon wrote:
> On Nov 4, 3:28?pm, "Janet" > wrote:
>> "Perkoff And The Chocolate Factory" > wrote in oglegroups.com...
>>
>>> On Nov 4, 1:46 pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
>>>> The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>>>>> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>>>>> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>> Well, no, they aren't. You don't need a rooster to get eggs. If you have a
>> flock of hens--as I do--they lay unfertilized eggs.
>>
>> Which makes eggs more like, well....just eggs
>
> Kinda like eating menses.

With shells.

The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>
> Next time instead of freaking out like a maniac who is bothered by
> usenet posts he makes himself read, just ignore me. That way everyoen
> won't know you're crazy and care about useless things.

Your wish is my command. C'mon everybody, join in: Plonk.

wrote:
> Oh now I get the connection. I was wondering what egg thread?
> In some cultures people wait till the chick has developed and near
> hatching and then they eat it. Now that is gross. But then why is it
> so different from eating an adult chick. Yeah when it is used to
> living and life you kill it. How would you feel if someone did that
> to you. I think it is better to die when you are less aware of life
> than when you are grown. That is
> just traumatic.

How aware of life is a chicken?

<I mean, chickens that aren't in cartoons>

No ,now Ferkoff !!
"The Lovely Miss Perkoff"

> wrote in message
ps.com...
>I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> http://perkoff.com
>

"Green Xenon [Radium]" > wrote in message
...
> The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>>
>> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>>
>> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>>
>> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>>
>> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> http://perkoff.com
>>
>
> I don't eat eggs own their own because plain eggs tend to smell bad like
> human morning breath -- must be the hydrogen sulfide.
>
> However, I don't mind the egg yolks in French vanilla ice cream as long as
> the ice cream is made from real cream and does not contain milk.
>
> Real cream = "sweet" [i.e. unsalted and non-soured], annatto-free,
> preservative-free, carrageen-free, carrageenan-free, polysorbate-free,
> purely-natural, completely-organic cream made from the milk of healthy
> cows, free of nonfat milk solids and free of added mono/di- glycerides.
>
> LNNDSRBRC = Low-fat, Non-fat, and/or Non-Dairy Substitutes for Real
> Butter/Real Cream.
>
> If milk is used in place of cream, then this milk is an LNNDSRBRC. Many of
> the sweet/desserts [including ice cream] in the market often advertise as
> cream. However, in all reality, this “cream” is actually milk. Rite-Aid is
> notorious for doing this in their ice ‘creams’. Many bakeries also
> falsely-advertise their “cream” puffs like this. This ‘cream’ is just
> thick milk -- milk with much of its H20 molecules removed -- how
> disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> DSLNNDSRBRCNRBC = Desserts/Sweets containing LNNDSRBRC with No Real
> Butter/Real Cream
>
> WTF do these desserts/sweets factories have to use LNNDSRBRCs?? Why don't
> they just use butter/real cream in their products instead?? Sure it is
> more expensive but who cares? It’s much better than the stink of LNNDSRBRC
> and the diarrhea that following the consumption of LNNDSRBRC.
>
> I hate LNNDSRBRCs. They stink badly! Boycott them!!!!!!! Go kakaa on them!
> Burn them with oxyacetylene flames.
>
> In addition, LNNDSRBRCs are far worse for health and more dangerous to the
> coronaries than real butter/real cream. LNNDSRBRCs are far more likely to
> cause MIs and strokes than real butter/real cream. The extent of
> circulatory system damage caused by real butter and real cream is trivial
> compared to that caused by LNNDSRBRCs.
>
> Desserts and sweets would be totally unappetizing without real butter/real
> cream.
>
> LNNDSRBRC + sugar = human kakaa
>
> Real butter = "sweet" [i.e. unsalted and non-soured], annatto-free,
> preservative-free, carrageen-free, carrageenan-free, polysorbate-free,
> purely-natural, completely-organic butter made from the milk of healthy
> cows, free of nonfat milk solids and free of added mono/di- glycerides.
>
> Real cream = "sweet" [i.e. unsalted and non-soured], annatto-free,
> preservative-free, carrageen-free, carrageenan-free, polysorbate-free,
> purely-natural, completely-organic cream made from the milk of healthy
> cows, free of nonfat milk solids and free of added mono/di- glycerides.
>
> I hate carrageenan, preservatives, polysorbate, and added mono/di-
> glycerides.
>
> I hate carrageenan, preservatives, polysorbate, and added mono/di-
> glycerides.
>
> I hate carrageenan, preservatives, polysorbate, and added mono/di-
> glycerides.
>
> I hate carrageenan, preservatives, polysorbate, and added mono/di-
> glycerides.
>
> I hate carrageenan, preservatives, polysorbate, and added mono/di-
> glycerides.
>
> I hate carrageenan, preservatives, polysorbate, and added mono/di-
> glycerides.
>
> I hate carrageenan, preservatives, polysorbate, and added mono/di-
> glycerides.
>
> I wish them a horrible death in superheated oxyacetylene flames.
>
> If butter contains annatto, it is not “real butter”. I hate annatto. Kill
> annatto and those who produce it by flaming their skins to death. I want
> my foods to be pure!
>
> If cream contains carrageenan, polysorbate and/or added mono/di-
> glycerides, then it is not “real cream”, and should be disposed off like
> the POS it is.
>
> Whenever I buy any desserts/sweets, I check the ingredients. If there is
> any LNNDSRBRC, then good-bye. Sweets/desserts must have real butter/real
> cream and must not have any LNNDSRBRCs.
>
> Also, when I buy cream at the store, it always contains other crap in the
> ingredients such as carrageenan, polysorbate, as well as mono/di-
> glycerides. Sometimes even skim milk is added!!!!
>
> WTF does the cream contain carrageenan, polysorbate, and mono/di-
> glycerides? WTF does milk *not* contain carrageenan, polysorbate, and
> mono/di- glycerides? If milk can be sold pure, then WTF can’t cream? WTF
> is the problem?!
>
> I notice that the bakery in one of the local stores I visit uses non-diary
> whipped topping in their so-called "cream puffs". These puffs are examples
> of DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs, therefore they stink like human kakaa. I feel like
> pouring some human kakaa on to those cream puffs. The whipped topping they
> use are what cause thick foamy diarrhea to splatter on the ceiling upon
> defecations.
>
> Its time to toss all DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs into the dumpster.
>
> DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs have the following characteristics:
>
> 1. Stink like thick human diarrhea kakaa foam
>
> 2. Cause silent-but-deadly wet farts
>
> 3. Cause the consumer's kakaa and farts to be unusually-malodorous
>
> 4. Cause thick foamy diarrhea in humans
>
> 5. Cause the consumer to unintentionally go stinky foamy diarrhea kakaa in
> his/her pants when [s]he attempts to fart
>
> For desserts/sweets, real butter/real cream is a must. I demand that all
> LNNDSRBRC products -- especially DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs -- be replaced with real
> butter/real cream. I seriously feel like inventing a foul-smelling microbe
> that will transport human feces into LNNDSRBRCs and DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs.
>
> I hate LNNDSRBRC with a passion. I hate DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs even more. All
> factories producing LNNDSRBRC must have their LNNDSRBRC-tanks polluted
> with human sewage.
>
> All DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs must be defecated on.
>
> There is nothing more sickening than DSLNNDSRBRCNRBC.
>
> DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs are the most disgusting foods. Boycott all
> DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs! Defecate on them! Cover them in human kakaa! Burn the
> producers! Then cover the producers in human kakaa!
>
> The "cream" in the Krispy Kreme doughnuts is really a perverse mixture of
> LNNDSRBRCs and sugar. I hate it.
>
> Die DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs! Die!
>
> All those donuts and twinkies you find in 7-11 and other local stores are
> DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs! Avoid at all costs! They stink and they'll make your
> kakaa stink even more than what’s natural!!!!!
>
> Most of the cookies, donuts, pies, cakes, ice creams, cream-puffs,
> twinkies, ding-dongs, and other sweets/desserts in most local stores are
> DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs. Vaporize all of them with oxyacetylene flames!
>
> All desserts/sweets must contain real butter/real cream and absolutely no
> LNNDSRBRCs.
>
> All those whipped toppings and other foamy substances used in those
> twinkies, Krispy Kreme's "cream", or "cream puffs" are just
> DSLNNDSRBRCNRBC kakaa. Stinky human kakaa. They must burn in kakaa hell.
>
> DSLNNDSRBRCNRBC stink badly like the stinky human kakaa foam which stinks
> like the stinky thick, foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, sticky, terrifying,
> disgusting, annoying diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale,
> fat-free cheddar cheese, lentils -- “dhal”, fig newtons, his/her thick
> foamy spit, and farty cauliflower along with his/her kakaa.
>
> Once again, DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs stink like human kakaa. Hence, they deserve
> to be treated as such. Those who make/sell them and refer to the
> greasy/foamy sweet substances as “cream” -- such as the sugary white foam
> in Twinkies -- deserve likewise.
>
> To call this crap “cream” amounts to false-advertising and should be
> legally-punishable by being forced to bathe in superheated, sticky, stinky
> white foam.
>
> Those who make/sell DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs as well as those who benefit from
> such production and sale deserve punishment. Rite-Aid is the most
> notorious perpetrator of this false-advertising as they refer to their
> stinky sugared flavored milk as ice “cream”. Rite-Aid deserves hell
>
> These falsely-advertising scums refer to the mouth-foam of their LNNDSRBRC
> as "cream". These sick f--ks are liars and deserve to be seriously
> disciplined. They probably add their foamy spit to their LNNDSRBRCs to
> increase the volume of the LNNDSRBRC.
>
> Such sickos must be punished in the following manner:
>
> 1. They should be forced to go on a diet of:
>
> A. Stale fat-free cheddar cheese
> B. Lentils -- "dhal"
> C. Sticky fig newtons
> D. Farty cauliflower
> E. LNNDSRBRCs
> F. DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs
> G. Their thick foamy spit
> H. Each others' foamy thick spit
> I. Thick stinky nonfat/lowfat milk -- thickness results from removing a
> significant amount of H20 molecules until the milk develops the viscosity
> of human spit.
> J. The stinky human kakaa foam which stinks like the stinky thick, foamy,
> tickly, itchy, hissy, sticky, terrifying, disgusting, annoying diarrhea
> kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar cheese, lentils --
> "dhal", thick stinky nonfat/lowfat milk, sticky fig newtons, farty
> cauliflower, LNNDSRBRCs, DSLNNDSRBRCNRBCs, and thick-spit-foam-of-humans
> along with his/her kakaa.
>
> 2. They should be made to bathe in contents A to J while those contents
> are super-heated in a large container. These sick scumbag liars should be
> forced to remain in the scorching hot, sticky, stinky contents until they
> die of pain-induced shock. Thermal burns are extremely painful --
> probably the most painful of all injuries. This excruciating pain can
> kill -- via neurogenic shock -- if the victim isn't removed from the heat
> source in time. The stench will most likely exacerbate the shock reaction.
>
> Only then will their souls know and feel what it is like to be cheated.
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Radium

What is all that about! I only notice the smell if the eggs have been boiled
and left overnight.
Keith

"The Lovely Miss Perkoff" > wrote in message
ps.com...
> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?

No, they are food. Just one of many gifts mother nature provides for us all
and that includes every animal that eats eggs.

Paul

Paul M. Cook wrote:
> "The Lovely Miss Perkoff" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
>> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>>
>> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>>
>> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>>
>> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>>
>> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
> No, they are food. Just one of many gifts mother nature provides for us all
> and that includes every animal that eats eggs.

The eggs you eat are no viable chickens. You wouldn't want to eat the
eggs are are.

On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:10:27 -0700, Pennyaline
> wrote:

>The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>>
>> Next time instead of freaking out like a maniac who is bothered by
>> usenet posts he makes himself read, just ignore me. That way everyoen
>> won't know you're crazy and care about useless things.
>
>Your wish is my command. C'mon everybody, join in: Plonk.


LOL!

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"Paul M. Cook" wrote:

>
> No, they are food. Just one of many gifts mother nature provides for us all
> and that includes every animal that eats eggs.

I hate to think what Jerkoff thinks of caviar.

In article om>,
The Lovely Miss Perkoff > wrote:

> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?

Not me. Feel free not to eat eggs; it just means there's more eggs to go
around for those of us who don't mind eating aborted chickens.

>
> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?

No. But I wish eating people eggs were an option.

On Nov 4, 3:31 pm, Sheldon > wrote:
> On Nov 4, 3:28?pm, "Janet" > wrote:
>
> > "Perkoff And The Chocolate Factory" > wrote in oglegroups.com...
>
> > > On Nov 4, 1:46 pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
> > >> The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>
> > >> > I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
> > >> > I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
> > Well, no, they aren't. You don't need a rooster to get eggs. If you have a
> > flock of hens--as I do--they lay unfertilized eggs.
>
> > Which makes eggs more like, well....just eggs
>
> Kinda like eating menses.

I'll reply like Sheldon is famous for.....*HEE* Here we go:

Don't you know about the female reproductive system you ignorant egg
sack!!? The women's MENSES is not the same as eating a CHICKEN EGG
you stupid ignorant ****!! There .

In article >, Geraldo Angel > wrote:

> The Lovely Miss Perkoff > wrote in
> ps.com:
>
> > I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
> >
> > I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
> >
> > When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
> > aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
> >
> > That's why I stopped eating eggs.
> >
> > Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
> Eatin' eggs are unfertilized. Usually.

• At last, the voice of reason. Congrats. I eat whole eggs because
they have a complete set of: B-complex vitamins, essential minerals, and
all of the needed amino acids, plus they have zero effect on blood
cholesterol. However, uncooked egg-white should be avoided.

On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:11:27 -0800, Jocelyn De Contents
> wrote:

>On Nov 4, 3:31 pm, Sheldon > wrote:
>> On Nov 4, 3:28?pm, "Janet" > wrote:
>>
>> > "Perkoff And The Chocolate Factory" > wrote in oglegroups.com...
>>
>> > > On Nov 4, 1:46 pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
>> > >> The Lovely Miss Perkoff wrote:
>>
>> > >> > I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>>
>> > >> > I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>>
>> > Well, no, they aren't. You don't need a rooster to get eggs. If you have a
>> > flock of hens--as I do--they lay unfertilized eggs.
>>
>> > Which makes eggs more like, well....just eggs
>>
>> Kinda like eating menses.
>
>I'll reply like Sheldon is famous for.....*HEE* Here we go:
>
>Don't you know about the female reproductive system you ignorant egg
>sack!!? The women's MENSES is not the same as eating a CHICKEN EGG
>you stupid ignorant ****!! There .

you left out 'greasy,' 'liar' and 'guinea.'

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:24:04 -0000, The Lovely Miss Perkoff
> wrote:

>I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
>I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
>When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
>That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
This is old material. Some comedian in the 1960s, I forgot his name,
used this as part of his routine. Also had bits about milk and
weiners. I don't remember the jokes. They were no funnier than the OP.

On Nov 4, 11:05 pm, Jocelyn De Contents >
wrote:
> > Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>
> No. But I wish eating people eggs were an option.
I was born on a farm that had chickens, prolly one of the first sounds
I heard was the birds. I've often raised them, plan on doing it again.
they help reduce the bugs in the garden, eat the ticks shed by the
dogs in the yard, go after grasshoppers in grain, and contribute eggs
for free.

Just in terms of reducing the carbon footprint of the homestead, they
are well worth having. A small flock will keep a family *sustainably*
in eggs and meat while their insectavore diet reduces the need for
pesticides. The feathers are also useful in quilts so you can lower
the heating level at nite.

"Day Brown" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> On Nov 4, 11:05 pm, Jocelyn De Contents >
> wrote:
>> > Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>>
>> No. But I wish eating people eggs were an option.
> I was born on a farm that had chickens, prolly one of the first sounds
> I heard was the birds. I've often raised them, plan on doing it again.
> they help reduce the bugs in the garden, eat the ticks shed by the
> dogs in the yard, go after grasshoppers in grain, and contribute eggs
> for free.
>
> Just in terms of reducing the carbon footprint of the homestead, they
> are well worth having. A small flock will keep a family *sustainably*
> in eggs and meat while their insectavore diet reduces the need for
> pesticides. The feathers are also useful in quilts so you can lower
> the heating level at nite.
>
Waell awl be gawdammed, thayer's a real person hyeer.

"s0183616" > wrote in message
et...
> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>> "The Lovely Miss Perkoff" > wrote in message
>> ps.com...
>>> I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>>>
>>> I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>>>
>>> When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>>> aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>>>
>>> That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>>>
>>> Anyone else share my opinion on eggs?
>>
>> No, they are food. Just one of many gifts mother nature provides for us
>> all
>> and that includes every animal that eats eggs.
>
> The eggs you eat are no viable chickens. You wouldn't want to eat the
> eggs are are.

I eat viable eggs all the time, and they are delicious.