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blake murphy wrote:
> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 22:03:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom" > > wrote: > >> "Ophelia" > wrote in message >> ... >>> Lou Decruss wrote: >>>> There's a manners query in Good Housekeeping and I was curious as >>>> to how you people would deal with this situation. I'm torn and >>>> don't agree with the writers solution. >>>> >>>> >>>> At a dinner party, you see a hair in your food and can't bring >>>> yourself to eat the entree. The hostess notices. Do you: >>>> >>>> A. Compliment on the excellent sides and do your best to take a few >>>> bites of the main dish. >>>> >>>> B. Fuss over the stray hair, loudly enough that others at the table >>>> start checking their food as well. >>>> >>>> C. Lie, and tell her you're just not feeling well. >>>> >>>> >>>> Would you do any of these or something different? >>>> >>>> Lou >>> >>> C! There is no way I could eat that after seeing a hair and I >>> couldnt' show >>> her up in front of everyone. I know it sounds harsh but I could >>> never eat there again ![]() >> >> Do you expect friends to wear hats while preparing food, like >> workers in some restaurants? >> > > i wear a fireman's hat when i cook. that way, if there's a grease > fire or something, i'm covered. cor! and do you have a very long hose? |
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![]() "Ophelia" > wrote in message ... > blake murphy wrote: >>> Do you expect friends to wear hats while preparing food, like >>> workers in some restaurants? >>> >> >> i wear a fireman's hat when i cook. that way, if there's a grease >> fire or something, i'm covered. > > cor! and do you have a very long hose? I heard that it's hairy |
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On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:42:35 -0500, Dave Smith
> wrote: >Lou Decruss wrote: >> >> There's a manners query in Good Housekeeping and I was curious as to >> how you people would deal with this situation. I'm torn and don't >> agree with the writers solution. >> >> At a dinner party, you see a hair in your food and can't bring >> yourself to eat the entree. The hostess notices. Do you: >> >> A. Compliment on the excellent sides and do your best to take a few >> bites of the main dish. >> >> B. Fuss over the stray hair, loudly enough that others at the table >> start checking their food as well. >> >> C. Lie, and tell her you're just not feeling well. >> >> Would you do any of these or something different? > >People that anal should not eat in public places or other people's homes. It was just a magazine quiz I found amusing. Nobody said anyone was anal. >It's a hair for crying out loud. I have two dogs who shed like crazy and a >meal without any stray dog hair is a rare thing. Sorry, but that's disgusting. >If people can't handle >that they shouldn't come here. I wouldn't. Not trying to flame, but dogs lick the hair on their back and the hair on their ass and genitals. There's no way I want one of those hairs on my plate. If you need to serve food with dog hair in it you should not be entertaining. Living with your own bad kitchen hygiene is one thing, but inflicting on others is nasty. Lou |
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Lou Decruss wrote:
> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:42:35 -0500, Dave Smith > wrote: > >>Lou Decruss wrote: >>> >>> There's a manners query in Good Housekeeping and I was curious as to >>> how you people would deal with this situation. I'm torn and don't >>> agree with the writers solution. >>> >>> At a dinner party, you see a hair in your food and can't bring >>> yourself to eat the entree. The hostess notices. Do you: >>> >>> A. Compliment on the excellent sides and do your best to take a few >>> bites of the main dish. >>> >>> B. Fuss over the stray hair, loudly enough that others at the table >>> start checking their food as well. >>> >>> C. Lie, and tell her you're just not feeling well. >>> >>> Would you do any of these or something different? >> >>People that anal should not eat in public places or other people's homes. > > It was just a magazine quiz I found amusing. Nobody said anyone was > anal. I think Dave just did. ![]() >>It's a hair for crying out loud. I have two dogs who shed like crazy and a >>meal without any stray dog hair is a rare thing. > > Sorry, but that's disgusting. > >>If people can't handle >>that they shouldn't come here. > > I wouldn't. Not trying to flame, but dogs lick the hair on their back > and the hair on their ass and genitals. There's no way I want one of > those hairs on my plate. If you need to serve food with dog hair in > it you should not be entertaining. Living with your own bad kitchen > hygiene is one thing, but inflicting on others is nasty. Mmmmmmmm......a rack of ribs with a dog-hair rub. -- Blinky Killing all posts from Google Groups The Usenet Improvement Project - http://improve-usenet.org |
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Ophelia wrote:
> > Believe me, the gag reflex would show how ill I was ![]() > > Out of curiosity, what else triggers your gag reflex like that? gloria p |
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On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:38:51 GMT, Puester >
wrote: >Ophelia wrote: > >> >> Believe me, the gag reflex would show how ill I was ![]() >> >> > >Out of curiosity, what else triggers your gag reflex like that? > >gloria p I can't wait till Sheldon shows up. Lou |
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In article >, "Ophelia" >
wrote: > I am sure it would hurt her feelings even more when I started to throw up. I take it that you don't indulge in oral sex? Of course, that's one reason why some people shave their genitals. |
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One time on Usenet, Dan Abel > said:
> In article >, > (Little Malice) wrote: > > is just hair; not like finding blood or tissue in my food. Now *that* > > would be gross... > > Cracks me up. What where you eating? If it was meatloaf, it had both > blood and tissue in it. Unless you are a vegetarian, you are eating > this stuff. I mean *human* blood or tissue. I don't eat those and don't know anyone who does... -- Jani in WA |
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In article >, "Ophelia" >
wrote: > sigh... I KNOW that. But how do you control your gag response????? Perhaps I'm confusing you with someone else, but don't you deal with blood and gore every day? If I did, I would die of starvation. I would not be able to eat a single bit of food. A strand of hair is just not a problem for me. I don't mean to seem unsympathetic. I've had lots of problems with this. Many times I've had to tell people to stop talking about the blood and gore or I'll stop eating. They generally stop. If they don't, then I stop. |
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Sheldon wrote:
> Myrl Jeffcoat wrote: >> I have a different take on it, which comes from the clown (lurking >> deep inside) which is always screaming to get out. I'd probably take >> that hair (hoping it was a long one), and put one end of it in my >> mouth, and slurp it in like a kid eating a speghetti noodle;-( > > > I've often found myself in a compromising position with a foreign hair > in my mouth, but being the accommodating soul that I am I just sally > forth without missing a lick. Spasghetti is one thing but do you have > any idea how difficult it is to slurp a hair, especially a ringlet... > you have extrodinary oral talents... we gotta get to know each other > more intimately. ![]() > > Sheldon Scuba > Why am I not surprised? What was his name? |
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![]() "Dan" <intrceptor@gmaildotcom> wrote in message ... > Sheldon wrote: >> Myrl Jeffcoat wrote: >>> I have a different take on it, which comes from the clown (lurking >>> deep inside) which is always screaming to get out. I'd probably take >>> that hair (hoping it was a long one), and put one end of it in my >>> mouth, and slurp it in like a kid eating a speghetti noodle;-( >> >> >> I've often found myself in a compromising position with a foreign hair >> in my mouth, but being the accommodating soul that I am I just sally >> forth without missing a lick. Spasghetti is one thing but do you have >> any idea how difficult it is to slurp a hair, especially a ringlet... >> you have extrodinary oral talents... we gotta get to know each other >> more intimately. ![]() >> >> Sheldon Scuba >> > > Why am I not surprised? What was his name? You know, I don't like you, but I genuinely despise Sheldon. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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Oh pshaw, on Sun 11 Nov 2007 11:33:09p, cybercat meant to say...
> > "Dan" <intrceptor@gmaildotcom> wrote in message > ... >> Sheldon wrote: >>> Myrl Jeffcoat wrote: >>>> I have a different take on it, which comes from the clown (lurking >>>> deep inside) which is always screaming to get out. I'd probably take >>>> that hair (hoping it was a long one), and put one end of it in my >>>> mouth, and slurp it in like a kid eating a speghetti noodle;-( >>> >>> >>> I've often found myself in a compromising position with a foreign hair >>> in my mouth, but being the accommodating soul that I am I just sally >>> forth without missing a lick. Spasghetti is one thing but do you have >>> any idea how difficult it is to slurp a hair, especially a ringlet... >>> you have extrodinary oral talents... we gotta get to know each other >>> more intimately. ![]() >>> >>> Sheldon Scuba >>> >> >> Why am I not surprised? What was his name? > > You know, I don't like you, but I genuinely despise Sheldon. > > > You are in the company of the multitude! -- Wayne Boatwright (to e-mail me direct, replace cox dot net with gmail dot com) __________________________________________________ ____________ OK, I'm weird ! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. |
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Lou Decruss wrote:
> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:42:35 -0500, Dave Smith > > wrote: > >> Lou Decruss wrote: >>> >>> There's a manners query in Good Housekeeping and I was curious as to >>> how you people would deal with this situation. I'm torn and don't >>> agree with the writers solution. >>> >>> At a dinner party, you see a hair in your food and can't bring >>> yourself to eat the entree. The hostess notices. Do you: >>> >>> A. Compliment on the excellent sides and do your best to take a few >>> bites of the main dish. >>> >>> B. Fuss over the stray hair, loudly enough that others at the table >>> start checking their food as well. >>> >>> C. Lie, and tell her you're just not feeling well. >>> >>> Would you do any of these or something different? >> >> People that anal should not eat in public places or other people's >> homes. > > It was just a magazine quiz I found amusing. Nobody said anyone was > anal. > >> It's a hair for crying out loud. I have two dogs who shed like crazy >> and a meal without any stray dog hair is a rare thing. > > Sorry, but that's disgusting. > >> If people can't handle >> that they shouldn't come here. > > I wouldn't. Not trying to flame, but dogs lick the hair on their back > and the hair on their ass and genitals. There's no way I want one of > those hairs on my plate. If you need to serve food with dog hair in > it you should not be entertaining. Living with your own bad kitchen > hygiene is one thing, but inflicting on others is nasty. My thoughts exactly! |
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Dan Abel wrote:
> In article >, "Ophelia" > > wrote: > > > >> I am sure it would hurt her feelings even more when I started to >> throw up. > > I take it that you don't indulge in oral sex? Whether I do or not I would never do it on a plate over the dinner. > Of course, that's one reason why some people shave their genitals. |
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Dan Abel wrote:
> In article >, "Ophelia" > > wrote: > > >> sigh... I KNOW that. But how do you control your gag response????? > > Perhaps I'm confusing you with someone else, but don't you deal with > blood and gore every day? Um no! I work in Social History and I don't seem to get blood and gore ![]() > If I did, I would die of starvation. I would not be able to eat a > single bit of food. A strand of hair is just not a problem for me. > > I don't mean to seem unsympathetic. I've had lots of problems with > this. Many times I've had to tell people to stop talking about the > blood and gore or I'll stop eating. They generally stop. If they > don't, then I stop. Quite! |
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Puester wrote:
> Ophelia wrote: > >> >> Believe me, the gag reflex would show how ill I was ![]() >> >> > > Out of curiosity, what else triggers your gag reflex like that? I can't actually think of anything. If I do I will let you know ![]() |
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Lou Decruss wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:38:51 GMT, Puester > > wrote: > >> Ophelia wrote: >> >>> >>> Believe me, the gag reflex would show how ill I was ![]() >>> >>> >> >> Out of curiosity, what else triggers your gag reflex like that? >> >> gloria p > > I can't wait till Sheldon shows up. ROFL |
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On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:51:25 -0000, "Ophelia" > wrote:
>blake murphy wrote: >> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 22:03:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom" >> > wrote: >> >>> "Ophelia" > wrote in message >>> ... >>>> Lou Decruss wrote: >>>>> There's a manners query in Good Housekeeping and I was curious as >>>>> to how you people would deal with this situation. I'm torn and >>>>> don't agree with the writers solution. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> At a dinner party, you see a hair in your food and can't bring >>>>> yourself to eat the entree. The hostess notices. Do you: >>>>> >>>>> A. Compliment on the excellent sides and do your best to take a few >>>>> bites of the main dish. >>>>> >>>>> B. Fuss over the stray hair, loudly enough that others at the table >>>>> start checking their food as well. >>>>> >>>>> C. Lie, and tell her you're just not feeling well. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Would you do any of these or something different? >>>>> >>>>> Lou >>>> >>>> C! There is no way I could eat that after seeing a hair and I >>>> couldnt' show >>>> her up in front of everyone. I know it sounds harsh but I could >>>> never eat there again ![]() >>> >>> Do you expect friends to wear hats while preparing food, like >>> workers in some restaurants? >>> >> >> i wear a fireman's hat when i cook. that way, if there's a grease >> fire or something, i'm covered. > >cor! and do you have a very long hose? > let's try to keep it clean, ophelia. your pal, blake |
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On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:55:18 -0500, "ekalb" <ekel >
wrote: > >"Ophelia" > wrote in message ... >> blake murphy wrote: >>>> Do you expect friends to wear hats while preparing food, like >>>> workers in some restaurants? >>>> >>> >>> i wear a fireman's hat when i cook. that way, if there's a grease >>> fire or something, i'm covered. >> >> cor! and do you have a very long hose? > >I heard that it's hairy > but well groomed. your pal, blake |
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In article 4>,
Wayne Boatwright > wrote: > Oh pshaw, on Sat 10 Nov 2007 10:34:51p, Dan Abel meant to say... > > D. If the hostess had just worn her damned underpants, there wouldn't > > have been hair in the food. > > > >:-) > > > > She must have been very tall to have that happen at counter height. I was going to reply to you, but decided it was just getting too kinky. Perhaps we should continue this on alt.sex or rec.nude, but be aware that I don't read alt.sex. |
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In article >,
Melba's Jammin' > wrote: > In article >, > Sqwertz > wrote: > > > On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:25:46 -0600, Melba's Jammin' wrote: > > > > > Discreetly, Steve-o, discreetly. Discretely is something else. > > > > I spelled it foneticklee. > > > > -sw > > Kinky. Phone tickling? Never heard of it. This thread is just getting more and more kinky. |
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On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:44:21 -0500, "Dee.Dee" >
wrote: > ><sf> wrote in message ... >> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:49:14 -0500, "Dee.Dee" > >> wrote: >> >>>Was the hostess' name on the hair? >>> >>>Was the entree a catered entree? >>> >>>Was it attached or inside the main piece of food/meat? >>> >>>Was the hair the same color as your hostess' hair? >>> >>>Did she have a maid helping out? >>> >>>Was it catered? >>> >>>Have you eaten there before so as to make a judgment about cleanliness >>>issues? >>> >>>And if you are not bald, could it have been your own hair? >>> >> >> Detective Dee ramps it into high gear, so a confession is forthcoming. >> > > >Yes, for some reason, this thread is highly amusing -- have no reason why. The thread cracked me up a LOT. Louise has no interest in this group but occasionally hears me laugh or eats a meal I've made from a tip or recipe here. She found the original quiz and put me up to posting it. I never guessed there would be so many varied opinions. I like your above questions. Being a hypothetical query I don't have any answers. LOL I'll add a question though. Where has the hair been? That's much more important than who the hair belonged to. (IMO) Last week the today show examined women's purses. Among other things they found e-coli on one of them. The young woman looked very clean and seemed nice. She didn't want her purse back. A cloth purse can easily pick up a hair. What if that hair came from the floor of a public bathroom because there wasn't a hook in the stall? We had guests one time and I turned around and there were three purses on the counter I was preparing the meal on!! I think it's obvious where I'm going with this scenario. I never really gave my own choice on this thing as I really don't know how I'd handle it. Steve mentioned pre-dinner cocktails and that was a very good point. Most parties we attend start well before meal time, so by the time we eat, manners pretty much take a backseat. Hopefully I'll never be put in a situation to have to decide what I'd do. Thanks to everyone who replied. Lou |
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blake murphy wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:51:25 -0000, "Ophelia" > wrote: > >> blake murphy wrote: >>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 22:03:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom" >>> > wrote: >>> >>>> "Ophelia" > wrote in message >>>> ... >>>>> Lou Decruss wrote: >>>>>> There's a manners query in Good Housekeeping and I was curious as >>>>>> to how you people would deal with this situation. I'm torn and >>>>>> don't agree with the writers solution. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> At a dinner party, you see a hair in your food and can't bring >>>>>> yourself to eat the entree. The hostess notices. Do you: >>>>>> >>>>>> A. Compliment on the excellent sides and do your best to take a >>>>>> few bites of the main dish. >>>>>> >>>>>> B. Fuss over the stray hair, loudly enough that others at the >>>>>> table start checking their food as well. >>>>>> >>>>>> C. Lie, and tell her you're just not feeling well. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Would you do any of these or something different? >>>>>> >>>>>> Lou >>>>> >>>>> C! There is no way I could eat that after seeing a hair and I >>>>> couldnt' show >>>>> her up in front of everyone. I know it sounds harsh but I could >>>>> never eat there again ![]() >>>> >>>> Do you expect friends to wear hats while preparing food, like >>>> workers in some restaurants? >>>> >>> >>> i wear a fireman's hat when i cook. that way, if there's a grease >>> fire or something, i'm covered. >> >> cor! and do you have a very long hose? >> > > let's try to keep it clean, ophelia. I don't know what you mean!! Would a fireman not have a hose? ![]() |
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On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:38:35 GMT, Sqwertz >
wrote: >Once upon a time, I bought an apple fritter from Winchell's >Donuts. There was a hair sticking out the side of it. This hair >wasn't just glazed onto the fritter, it was integrated into the >batter of the fritter. > >I could literally hold the whole fritter up and swing it around >by that hair, which had a good 3" lead on it. I took it back and >got a dozen free donuts instead, sans hair. Ironically, the girl >who worked there was my upstairs neighbor, as she was kinda hot. > >But I still wonder - how the heck did that single hair manage to >hold up to the 375F oil the fritter was fried in? > >-sw So you didn't want the fritter even if you pulled the hair out, but you'd eat a meal served with one in it? I'm cornfuzed. Lou |
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![]() "Ophelia" > wrote in message ... > blake murphy wrote: >> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:51:25 -0000, "Ophelia" > wrote: >> >>> blake murphy wrote: >>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 22:03:33 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom" >>>> > wrote: >>>> >>>>> "Ophelia" > wrote in message >>>>> ... >>>>>> Lou Decruss wrote: >>>>>>> There's a manners query in Good Housekeeping and I was curious as >>>>>>> to how you people would deal with this situation. I'm torn and >>>>>>> don't agree with the writers solution. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> At a dinner party, you see a hair in your food and can't bring >>>>>>> yourself to eat the entree. The hostess notices. Do you: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> A. Compliment on the excellent sides and do your best to take a >>>>>>> few bites of the main dish. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> B. Fuss over the stray hair, loudly enough that others at the >>>>>>> table start checking their food as well. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> C. Lie, and tell her you're just not feeling well. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Would you do any of these or something different? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Lou >>>>>> >>>>>> C! There is no way I could eat that after seeing a hair and I >>>>>> couldnt' show >>>>>> her up in front of everyone. I know it sounds harsh but I could >>>>>> never eat there again ![]() >>>>> >>>>> Do you expect friends to wear hats while preparing food, like >>>>> workers in some restaurants? >>>>> >>>> >>>> i wear a fireman's hat when i cook. that way, if there's a grease >>>> fire or something, i'm covered. >>> >>> cor! and do you have a very long hose? >>> >> >> let's try to keep it clean, ophelia. > > I don't know what you mean!! Would a fireman not have a hose? ![]() Yes, and possibly two. ;-)) Hopefully, both of length. Dee Dee |
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Oh pshaw, on Mon 12 Nov 2007 10:34:34a, Dan Abel meant to say...
> In article 4>, > Wayne Boatwright > wrote: > >> Oh pshaw, on Sat 10 Nov 2007 10:34:51p, Dan Abel meant to say... > >> > D. If the hostess had just worn her damned underpants, there wouldn't >> > have been hair in the food. >> > >> >:-) >> > >> >> She must have been very tall to have that happen at counter height. > > I was going to reply to you, but decided it was just getting too kinky. > Perhaps we should continue this on alt.sex or rec.nude, but be aware > that I don't read alt.sex. > LOL I don't either. -- Wayne Boatwright (to e-mail me direct, replace cox dot net with gmail dot com) __________________________________________________ ____________ OK, I'm weird ! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. |
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In article >, "Ophelia" >
wrote: > Dan Abel wrote: > > In article >, "Ophelia" > > > wrote: > > > > > >> sigh... I KNOW that. But how do you control your gag response????? > > > > Perhaps I'm confusing you with someone else, but don't you deal with > > blood and gore every day? > > Um no! I work in Social History and I don't seem to get blood and gore ![]() Sorry. There's somebody on this group from the UK who works in an operating room. > > If I did, I would die of starvation. I would not be able to eat a > > single bit of food. A strand of hair is just not a problem for me. > > > > I don't mean to seem unsympathetic. I've had lots of problems with > > this. Many times I've had to tell people to stop talking about the > > blood and gore or I'll stop eating. They generally stop. If they > > don't, then I stop. > > Quite! |
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Dan Abel wrote:
> In article >, "Ophelia" > > wrote: > >> Dan Abel wrote: >>> In article >, "Ophelia" >>> > wrote: >>> >>> >>>> sigh... I KNOW that. But how do you control your gag response????? >>> Perhaps I'm confusing you with someone else, but don't you deal with >>> blood and gore every day? >> Um no! I work in Social History and I don't seem to get blood and gore ![]() > > Sorry. There's somebody on this group from the UK who works in an > operating room. Sarah is whom you're thinking of, I believe? |
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cybercat wrote:
> "Dan" <intrceptor@gmaildotcom> wrote in message > ... >> Sheldon wrote: >>> Myrl Jeffcoat wrote: >>>> I have a different take on it, which comes from the clown (lurking >>>> deep inside) which is always screaming to get out. I'd probably take >>>> that hair (hoping it was a long one), and put one end of it in my >>>> mouth, and slurp it in like a kid eating a speghetti noodle;-( >>> >>> I've often found myself in a compromising position with a foreign hair >>> in my mouth, but being the accommodating soul that I am I just sally >>> forth without missing a lick. Spasghetti is one thing but do you have >>> any idea how difficult it is to slurp a hair, especially a ringlet... >>> you have extrodinary oral talents... we gotta get to know each other >>> more intimately. ![]() >>> >>> Sheldon Scuba >>> >> Why am I not surprised? What was his name? > > You know, I don't like you, but I genuinely despise Sheldon. > > > Fantastic! |
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In article >,
Goomba38 > wrote: > Dan Abel wrote: > > In article >, "Ophelia" > > > wrote: > > > >> Dan Abel wrote: > >>> In article >, "Ophelia" > >>> > wrote: > >>> > >>> > >>>> sigh... I KNOW that. But how do you control your gag response????? > >>> Perhaps I'm confusing you with someone else, but don't you deal with > >>> blood and gore every day? > >> Um no! I work in Social History and I don't seem to get blood and gore ![]() > > > > Sorry. There's somebody on this group from the UK who works in an > > operating room. > > Sarah is whom you're thinking of, I believe? Yes, thank you. |
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One time on Usenet, Janet Baraclough > said:
> The message > > from (Little Malice) contains these words: > > > I mean *human* blood or tissue. I don't eat those and don't know > > anyone who does... > > So, you didn't consume your childrens placentas, then? I'l stick with sandwiches... -- Jani in WA |
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Dan Abel wrote:
> In article >, "Ophelia" > > wrote: > >> Dan Abel wrote: >>> In article >, "Ophelia" >>> > wrote: >>> >>> >>>> sigh... I KNOW that. But how do you control your gag response????? >>> >>> Perhaps I'm confusing you with someone else, but don't you deal with >>> blood and gore every day? >> >> Um no! I work in Social History and I don't seem to get blood and >> gore ![]() > > Sorry. There's somebody on this group from the UK who works in an > operating room. No problem ![]() >>> If I did, I would die of starvation. I would not be able to eat a >>> single bit of food. A strand of hair is just not a problem for me. >>> >>> I don't mean to seem unsympathetic. I've had lots of problems with >>> this. Many times I've had to tell people to stop talking about the >>> blood and gore or I'll stop eating. They generally stop. If they >>> don't, then I stop. >> >> Quite! |
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Little Malice wrote:
> One time on Usenet, Janet Baraclough > > said: >> The message > >> from (Little Malice) contains these words: >> >>> I mean *human* blood or tissue. I don't eat those and don't know >>> anyone who does... >> >> So, you didn't consume your childrens placentas, then? > > I'l stick with sandwiches... <G> |
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Sqwertz > wrote: > On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:22:22 -0600, Melba's Jammin' wrote: > > > In article >, > > Sqwertz > wrote: > > > >> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:25:46 -0600, Melba's Jammin' wrote: > >> > >>> Discreetly, Steve-o, discreetly. Discretely is something else. > >> > >> I spelled it foneticklee. > > > > Kinky. Phone tickling? Never heard of it. > > Hey, it pays the bills. > > 1-800-SQWERTZ > > -sw ROTFL! Honest to Alex, Wertz!! Did your mother drink a lot when you were a kid? Did she have more like you? I'd like to make a donation somewhere in her honor. -- -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ Notes about our meals in Tuscany have been posted to http://www.jamlady.eboard.com; 10-16-2007 |
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