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> Here is a test, kids, be honest and ponder how long it took you to
> get it! :


LOL, less than 30 seconds, and english is not my first language.
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Here is a test, kids, be honest and ponder how long it took you to get it! :

"Guy wakes up muzzy, hungover, and staggers downstairs. Sees his wife
cooking in the kitchen, and thinking its breakfast, goes over to look at
what's on the menu....

He sees in the pot what looks like a pair of socks. Very surprised and not
sure he isn't hallucinating, he says "What the hell are you doing?"

Wifey says "Don't you remember? You were drunk as a lord last night and you
asked me to cook your socks!"


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On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:24:09 -0600, "Gregory Morrow"
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>Here is a test, kids, be honest and ponder how long it took you to get it! :


Instantly, and it wasn't funny.

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Lou Decruss wrote:

> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:24:09 -0600, "Gregory Morrow"
>
> > wrote:
> >Here is a test, kids, be honest and ponder how long it took you to get it! :

>
> Instantly, and it wasn't funny.
>
> You Neighbor Lou



I know it's terrible, but at least it isn't mine, I kyped it from
somebody on alt.activism.death-penalty...


:-|


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"Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
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> Lou Decruss wrote:
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>> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:24:09 -0600, "Gregory Morrow"
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >Here is a test, kids, be honest and ponder how long it took you to get
>> >it! :

>>
>> Instantly, and it wasn't funny.
>>
>> You Neighbor Lou

>
>
> I know it's terrible, but at least it isn't mine, I kyped it from
> somebody on alt.activism.death-penalty...


It was amusing. I would never make that mistake, no matter how drunk I was.




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On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:10:13 -0800 (PST), Gregory Morrow
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>Lou Decruss wrote:
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>> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:24:09 -0600, "Gregory Morrow"
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >Here is a test, kids, be honest and ponder how long it took you to get it! :

>>
>> Instantly, and it wasn't funny.
>>
>> You Neighbor Lou

>
>
>I know it's terrible, but at least it isn't mine, I kyped it from
>somebody on alt.activism.death-penalty...


Sounds like a fun group. <g>

Lou
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