OK, I'm not messing around. Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
post more ultra tacky ideas.


Bret Cahill

Bret Cahill wrote:
> OK, I'm not messing around. Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
> post more ultra tacky ideas.
>
>
> Bret Cahill
>
>
Maybe you got the idea from those better living through chemistry
"potato chips" that come in a can? I saw someone eating them and the
"chips" were printed with bright read and green ink.

> OK, I'm not messing around. �Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
> post more ultra tacky ideas.

I just got the name of a contact at El Sol tortillaria, one of the
biggest in Arizona. All I have to do is tell him about those ink jet
printing heads that spray food coloring onto cakes, etc., and it's a
done deal.

With over a hundred million Mexicans in the U. S. and Mexico, not to
mention all the taco eating the "Anglos," the potential captive
audience is huge.

Next time you buy a burrito it may read:

"Esmeralda's Hair Salon: $5 Off Wednesdays"

"Louie's Auto Body"

"YOU JUST WON THE LUCKY QUESADILLO CONTEST! TAKE THIS TOSTADA TO YOUR
NEAREST FOOD CITY TO EXCHANGE FOR A LAPTOP!"

Either someone with taste comes up with the cash or I start blabbing
this idea all over the internet.

Comprendes?


Bret Cahill

> > OK, I'm not messing around. �Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
> > post more ultra tacky ideas.
>
> > Bret Cahill
>
> Maybe you got the idea from those better living through chemistry
> "potato chips" that come in a can? I saw someone eating them and the
> "chips" were printed with bright read and green ink.

Chips aren't really big enough to say much in 12 point type. A
burrito size tortilla could contain a federal appeals court answer
brief.

McDonald's impresses their logo onto their tortillas but that's not
the same thing as selling ad space to 3rd parties on tortillas.

If it hasn't been done before, I'll patent the business plan.

Each tortilla in a 3 dozen count package has a different ad. Modern
printing techniques could get your message out to millions in short
time.

This would be very green. Instead of throwing out the Smart Saver
every week you eat it.


Bret Cahill

"Bret Cahill" > wrote in message
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> OK, I'm not messing around. Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
> post more ultra tacky ideas.
>
>
> Bret Cahill
>
>

i thought it was only jesus that was allowed to show up on tortillas.

i have visited the site of the shrine of the miracle tortilla at lake arthor
new mexico.
thought it looked like elvis, but who am i to judge?

joe
where it's snowing

On Dec 26, 2:34*pm, Bret Cahill > wrote:
> OK, I'm not messing around. *Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
> post more ultra tacky ideas.
>
> Bret Cahill

Give us the tacky ideas. Don't let up.

W ; )

On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:15:02 -0900, "just joe" >
wrote:

>
>"Bret Cahill" > wrote in message
...
>> OK, I'm not messing around. Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
>> post more ultra tacky ideas.
>>
>>
>> Bret Cahill
>>
>>
>
>i thought it was only jesus that was allowed to show up on tortillas.
>
>i have visited the site of the shrine of the miracle tortilla at lake arthor
>new mexico.
>thought it looked like elvis, but who am i to judge?
>
Wasn't Jesus the Elvis of his time?

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Bret Cahill wrote:
>
> OK, I'm not messing around. Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
> post more ultra tacky ideas.

There are three Virgin Mary tortillas on eBay right now,
and one L. Ron Hubbard.

On Dec 26, 7:43*pm, Mark Thorson > wrote:
>
> There are three Virgin Mary tortillas on eBay right now,
> and one L. Ron Hubbard.

Really!? I knew the pope has been in this game for many years, I
didn't know that elron was, too. -aem

> > OK, I'm not messing around. �Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
> > post more ultra tacky ideas.
>
> > Bret Cahill
>
> Give us the tacky ideas. Don't let up.

Trying to keep up the facade? Trying to be macho?

You will soon be begging for mercy.


Bret Cahill

On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:41:11 -0800, sf wrote:

>On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:15:02 -0900, "just joe" >
>wrote:
>
>>
>>"Bret Cahill" > wrote in message
...
>>> OK, I'm not messing around. Either I get $50,000 cash now or I'll
>>> post more ultra tacky ideas.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bret Cahill
>>>
>>>
>>
>>i thought it was only jesus that was allowed to show up on tortillas.
>>
>>i have visited the site of the shrine of the miracle tortilla at lake arthor
>>new mexico.
>>thought it looked like elvis, but who am i to judge?
>>
>Wasn't Jesus the Elvis of his time?

that's why they nailed jesus to the cross. he wouldn't stop gyrating
his hips.

the blue suede sandals, however, never caught on.

your pal,
judy