I had to laugh when I read this news item from this morning's Toronto Star.



Man steals two donuts, car



Sarah Boesveld
Staff Reporter

A craving for a sweet treat and a joyride appears to be the motive behind a
vehicle theft at a north-end donut shop earlier this morning.

Police responded to a call for a stolen vehicle just after 5 a.m. this
morning at a Coffee Time at Credistone Rd. and Hwy. 7.

Police said witnesses reported the man reached over the counter, grabbed two
donuts and fled the shop, driving off in a vehicle left idling outside.

Police did not identify the make and model of the car, nor the flavour and
freshness of the stolen donuts.

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