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--= MAD COW DISEASE =--



A female TV reporter was interviewing with a farmer, seeking the main
cause of Mad Cow Disease.


"Good evening, sir", she began. "I am here to collect information on
the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for
this disease?"


"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" the farmer
asked.


Obviously embarrassed, the reporter said, "Well, sir, that's a new
piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon
and Mad Cow Disease?"


"And," continued the farmer, "do you know that we milk a cow twice a
day?"


"Sir, this is really valuable information," said the lady reporter,
"but what about getting to the point?"


"I am getting to the point, young lady," the farmer insisted. "Just
imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing
you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
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Sheldon wrote:
> --= MAD COW DISEASE =--
>


That's the only explanation for that hate-filled buffon. His latest is
asking someone, who is doing a barbecue fundraiser for the non-profit groups
http://www.coldrivercattlecompany.com/sunshinekids.htm and
http://www.ssnc.org/ if he's the KKK. And then he gets defensive at the
negative response he's gotten.

That moron is a real piece of work.

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Dave Bugg wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
>> --= MAD COW DISEASE =--
>>

>
> That's the only explanation for that hate-filled buffon. His latest is
> asking someone, who is doing a barbecue fundraiser for the non-profit
> groups http://www.coldrivercattlecompany.com/sunshinekids.htm and
> http://www.ssnc.org/ if he's the KKK. And then he gets defensive at
> the negative response he's gotten.
>
> That moron is a real piece of work.


P.S. You can find that interaction on alt.binaries.food.

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Dave Bugg wrote:
>
> Dave Bugg wrote:
> > Sheldon wrote:
> >> --= MAD COW DISEASE =--
> >>

> >
> > That's the only explanation for that hate-filled buffon. His latest is
> > asking someone, who is doing a barbecue fundraiser for the non-profit
> > groups http://www.coldrivercattlecompany.com/sunshinekids.htm and
> > http://www.ssnc.org/ if he's the KKK. And then he gets defensive at
> > the negative response he's gotten.
> >
> > That moron is a real piece of work.

>
> P.S. You can find that interaction on alt.binaries.food.


Just to be clear, you're referring to Andy, not Sheldon.
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Mark Thorson wrote:
> Dave Bugg wrote:
>>
>> Dave Bugg wrote:
>>> Sheldon wrote:
>>>> --= MAD COW DISEASE =--
>>>>
>>>
>>> That's the only explanation for that hate-filled buffon. His latest
>>> is asking someone, who is doing a barbecue fundraiser for the
>>> non-profit groups
>>> http://www.coldrivercattlecompany.com/sunshinekids.htm and
>>> http://www.ssnc.org/ if he's the KKK. And then he gets defensive
>>> at the negative response he's gotten.
>>>
>>> That moron is a real piece of work.

>>
>> P.S. You can find that interaction on alt.binaries.food.

>
> Just to be clear, you're referring to Andy, not Sheldon.


Abso-honkin'-hairy-lutely.

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On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:54:30 -0800, Mark Thorson >
wrote:

>Dave Bugg wrote:
>>
>> Dave Bugg wrote:
>> > Sheldon wrote:
>> >> --= MAD COW DISEASE =--
>> >>
>> >
>> > That's the only explanation for that hate-filled buffon. His latest is
>> > asking someone, who is doing a barbecue fundraiser for the non-profit
>> > groups http://www.coldrivercattlecompany.com/sunshinekids.htm and
>> > http://www.ssnc.org/ if he's the KKK. And then he gets defensive at
>> > the negative response he's gotten.
>> >
>> > That moron is a real piece of work.

>>
>> P.S. You can find that interaction on alt.binaries.food.

>
>Just to be clear, you're referring to Andy, not Sheldon.


a moron by any other name would be as dumb.

your pal,
blake
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