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>ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.


>-sw (Drama Queen in Training)


I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
Anyone know if he's ok?

Lou <-----really concerned!!!
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"Lou Decruss" > wrote in message
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> >ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>>tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.

>
>>-sw (Drama Queen in Training)

>
> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
> Anyone know if he's ok?
>
> Lou <-----really concerned!!!



I think most of us are just plain sick of him.

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> "Lou Decruss" > wrote in message
> ...
>> >ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>>>tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.

>>
>>>-sw (Drama Queen in Training)

>>
>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>> Anyone know if he's ok?
>>
>> Lou <-----really concerned!!!

>
>
> I think most of us are just plain sick of him.
>
> Paul

It took you this long? LOL

I'll never forget. I replied to a post by Ed Pawlowski some years 3 ago?
Sqwertz appeared on the scene, deleted Ed's attributions and accused me of
replying to SHIM instead or some such nonsense. In an effort to be tactful
I said I had replied to Ed, not to him. He accused me of lying. I'd never
heard of Sqwertz, this came out of the blue, as trolls are wont to do.

Sqwertz became my new Sheryl Rosen; dogging and digging at my every post.
(I should be flattered to warrant so much attention.) He morphs constantly.
An annoying, albeit very long term TROLL.

OB Food: Maybe Trolls like waffles. Mom has a waffle iron, circa 1950's,
still in good working order. Waffles for breakfast! I really must wean Mom
off that Mrs. Butterworth's stuff, though. Pure cane syrup is tasty; Maple
is devine but that awful fake maple is horrid.

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> "Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message
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>> "Lou Decruss" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> >ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>>>>tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.
>>>
>>>>-sw (Drama Queen in Training)
>>>
>>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>>> Anyone know if he's ok?
>>>
>>> Lou <-----really concerned!!!

>>
>>
>> I think most of us are just plain sick of him.
>>
>> Paul

> It took you this long? LOL
>
> I'll never forget. I replied to a post by Ed Pawlowski some years 3
> ago? Sqwertz appeared on the scene, deleted Ed's attributions and
> accused me of replying to SHIM instead or some such nonsense. In an
> effort to be tactful I said I had replied to Ed, not to him. He accused
> me of lying. I'd never heard of Sqwertz, this came out of the blue, as
> trolls are wont to do.
>
> Sqwertz became my new Sheryl Rosen; dogging and digging at my every
> post. (I should be flattered to warrant so much attention.) He morphs
> constantly. An annoying, albeit very long term TROLL.
>
> OB Food: Maybe Trolls like waffles. Mom has a waffle iron, circa
> 1950's, still in good working order. Waffles for breakfast! I really
> must wean Mom off that Mrs. Butterworth's stuff, though. Pure cane
> syrup is tasty; Maple is devine but that awful fake maple is horrid.
>
> Jill



Jill,

I enjoyed your post.

<smootch>

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Sqwertz said...

> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:47:06 -0600, Andy wrote:
>
>> Jill,
>>
>> I enjoyed your post.
>>
>> <smootch>

>
> This Drama Queen business is pretty competitive, eh?
>
> -sw



wartz,

I'll bet she never... (nevermind). Hah!. Loser! Face up to it!!!

I can cook as well as you can. Better even (judging from your a.b.f pics).
What I choose to eat (and not being an asshole like you, come to think of
it) makes a big difference. You're probably a puddle of fat.

I'm sorry I wasted a post about your sorry ass.

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Andy wrote:
> Sqwertz said...
>
>> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:47:06 -0600, Andy wrote:
>>
>>> Jill,
>>>
>>> I enjoyed your post.
>>>
>>> <smootch>

>>
>> This Drama Queen business is pretty competitive, eh?
>>
>> -sw

>
>
> wartz,
>
> I'll bet she never... (nevermind). Hah!. Loser! Face up to it!!!


That's your face reflecting back from the mirror of putrid loser behavior.
And we've long ago accepted the fact that you are a waste of conception.

> I can cook as well as you can.


Doubtful. You can't even judge what is and isn't appropriate behavior; how
could you possible be a judge in any other area of good taste.

> Better even (judging from your a.b.f pics).


His pics look fine. Yours, on the other hand, more closely resemble the
wilted personality you carry around on your shirtsleeve.

> What I choose to eat (and not being an asshole like you, come
> to think of it) makes a big difference.


To whom? Google? The Grateful Dead? The Kremlin? Orthodox Jewery?

> You're probably a puddle of fat.


You're a dip-stick. And ther's no 'probably' about it.

> I'm sorry I wasted a post about your sorry ass.


And you're just an ass.



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Sqwertz wrote:

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> ObFood: Hamburger with bacon, provolone cheese, chipotle sauce,
> half-sour chopped jalapenos, mayo and romaine lettuce hearts.
> With French fries and chipotle ketchup.
>
> -sw



half-sour chopped jalapenos?
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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:36:06 -0600, Andy wrote:
>
>> I can cook as well as you can. Better even (judging from your a.b.f
>> pics). What I choose to eat (and not being an asshole like you, come
>> to think of it) makes a big difference. You're probably a puddle of
>> fat.

>
> I'm not the one accusing people holding a charity benefit for
> kids of being members of the KKK for no reason.
>
> That was pretty uncalled for, and you never did go back and
> apologize. You just slunk away with a grin on your face. And
> then to top it off, people wonder where you went.


He's a bigot, Steve. Those comments were just the latest evidence of the
contempt he holds against those whom he thinks are from the south. Andy is a
sick, twisted, and perverted imbecile who thinks that he can hide his hatred
and purile thinking in what he thinks of as 'humor'. It's visible in most of
the posts that he makes where his brand of 'humor' is on display. His KKK
comment came about because he's pushed the edge for so long that he thought
he could just nudge it one more time.

Andy is a hater.

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"Randy Johnson" > wrote in message
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> On 22-Feb-2008, Sqwertz > wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:36:06 -0600, Andy wrote:
>>
>> > I can cook as well as you can. Better even (judging from your a.b.f
>> > pics).
>> > What I choose to eat (and not being an asshole like you, come to think
>> > of
>> > it) makes a big difference. You're probably a puddle of fat.

>>
>> I'm not the one accusing people holding a charity benefit for
>> kids of being members of the KKK for no reason.
>>
>> That was pretty uncalled for, and you never did go back and
>> apologize. You just slunk away with a grin on your face. And
>> then to top it off, people wonder where you went.

>
> If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one
> person
> off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or Sqwertz.
>
> --

No, make it Big Brother, nominate both Steve and Andy, then "back door"
Sheldon. Or maybe Greggie would most like to do that. Or Lou.

*cackle*


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Randy Johnson wrote:

> If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one person
> off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or Sqwertz.


Sqwertz got voted off my island some time ago.



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Randy Johnson wrote:


> If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one
> person off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or Sqwertz.


Not even close. Andy's been in my killfile for a long time. Steve, not.




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In article >,
"Randy Johnson" > wrote:
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> If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one person
> off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or Sqwertz.



Jeez, that's a gimme -- Steve posts about food, fercripesake! I find
his puckish humor extremely entertaining. I actually DO laugh out loud.

I don't see stuff from the other one unless it's quoted material.
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:11:43 GMT, "Randy Johnson" >
wrote:

>
>If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one person
>off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or Sqwertz.


it appears some dislike sqwertz, but he posts a hell of lot more
useful food information than andy.

your pal,
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> "Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message
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>> "Lou Decruss" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> >ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>>>>tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.
>>>
>>>>-sw (Drama Queen in Training)
>>>
>>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>>> Anyone know if he's ok?
>>>
>>> Lou <-----really concerned!!!

>>
>>
>> I think most of us are just plain sick of him.
>>
>> Paul

> It took you this long? LOL
>
> I'll never forget. I replied to a post by Ed Pawlowski some years 3 ago?
> Sqwertz appeared on the scene, deleted Ed's attributions and accused me of
> replying to SHIM instead or some such nonsense. In an effort to be
> tactful I said I had replied to Ed, not to him. He accused me of lying.
> I'd never heard of Sqwertz, this came out of the blue, as trolls are wont
> to do.
>
> Sqwertz became my new Sheryl Rosen; dogging and digging at my every post.
> (I should be flattered to warrant so much attention.) He morphs
> constantly. An annoying, albeit very long term TROLL.



Ordinarily I try not to get involved with the bottom feeding scum suckers
like Squirtie pants. But anyone who munges their address as often as he
does for the sole purpose of evading killfiles is a wanton troll. There is
no other reason for this behavior. He is an utterly anal retentive
throwback with a Oedipus complex who feels being a jackass on a newsgroup
makes him more of a "real man."

Cross his mighty path and he'll swipe the bagels from your shopping cart.

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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:19:11 GMT, Paul M. Cook wrote:
>
>> Ordinarily I try not to get involved with the bottom feeding scum suckers
>> like Squirtie pants. But anyone who munges their address as often as he
>> does for the sole purpose of evading killfiles is a wanton troll. There
>> is
>> no other reason for this behavior. He is an utterly anal retentive
>> throwback with a Oedipus complex who feels being a jackass on a newsgroup
>> makes him more of a "real man."

>
> Every time I get a post like this I start roaring and pound my
> chest like King Kong.
>
> Keep 'em coming Paul!


That would explain the smell.

Paul




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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:15:48 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
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>> I'll never forget. I replied to a post by Ed Pawlowski some years 3 ago?
>> Sqwertz appeared on the scene, deleted Ed's attributions and accused me of
>> replying to SHIM instead or some such nonsense. In an effort to be tactful
>> I said I had replied to Ed, not to him. He accused me of lying. I'd never
>> heard of Sqwertz, this came out of the blue, as trolls are wont to do.

>
> I'm still waiting to see this alleged thread of yours. Knowing
> your ditzyness and the way you're explaining this, I'm 99% sure I
> was correct about whatever it was.
>
> The fact that you keep bringing this up but have failed to quote
> the thread kinda tells it all. If you remember it so well, then
> you should be able to find it.
>
>> Sqwertz became my new Sheryl Rosen; dogging and digging at my every post.
>> (I should be flattered to warrant so much attention.) He morphs constantly.
>> An annoying, albeit very long term TROLL.

>
> I'm not the only one who thinks you're a complete moron. You've
> said and done a lot of pretty stupid things here over the years,
> and you deserve whatever I'm giving you, and more, Ms. Precious.
>
> So put a Sauk in it, OK? You're only just drawing attention to
> yourself again.
>
> -sw


That drunk has issues.

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On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:14:08 -0600, jay > wrote:

>So many words .. about nothing.
>
>jay


Oh, please Jay... lighten up. Can't you tell a parody when you read
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On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:21:03 GMT, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:41:27 -0600, Lou Decruss wrote:
>
>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>> Anyone know if he's ok?

>
>Who the **** cares how squertz is doing. If he wanted you to
>know, then he'd tell you himself or one of his friends or family
>would be here to tell you that he isn't OK.
>
>Sheesh.


I know you saw the humor in my original post. I didn't realize it
would turn into what it did. Sorry.

Lou


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>> The message >
>> from Lou Decruss > contains these words:
>>
>>>> ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>>>> tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.
>>>> -sw (Drama Queen in Training)
>>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>>> Anyone know if he's ok?
>>> Lou <-----really concerned!!!

>> Go to Nurse Goomba's first aid room and stay there till you feel
>> better.

>
> From what I understand, Nurse Goomba is using huge pliers to remove the
> bone splinter.


Nurses Goomba and Pennyaline have the forceps at the ready. Just need to
get this retractor into position, and...

<... this will hurt a little>
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Pennyaline wrote:

>>> Go to Nurse Goomba's first aid room and stay there till you feel
>>> better.

>>
>> From what I understand, Nurse Goomba is using huge pliers to remove
>> the bone splinter.

>
> Nurses Goomba and Pennyaline have the forceps at the ready. Just need to
> get this retractor into position, and...
>
> <... this will hurt a little>


No no.. you're supposed to say "This will hurt you more than it hurts
me" heheheheheheh.


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>> Nurses Goomba and Pennyaline have the forceps at the ready. Just need to
>> get this retractor into position, and...

>
> Wait - I need a blood test first. Lets get Om in here first...
>
> -sw


Oh hell no. If you're my patient, I'm drawing the blood. I can do it
with my eyes shut (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!) I do most of my blood
testing arterially.... we don't need no stankin' lights!)
Just remember- this will hurt you more than it hurts me.
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:10:14 -0500, Goomba38 >
wrote:

>Sqwertz wrote:
>
>>> Nurses Goomba and Pennyaline have the forceps at the ready. Just need to
>>> get this retractor into position, and...

>>
>> Wait - I need a blood test first. Lets get Om in here first...
>>
>> -sw

>
>Oh hell no. If you're my patient, I'm drawing the blood. I can do it
>with my eyes shut (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!) I do most of my blood
>testing arterially.... we don't need no stankin' lights!)
>Just remember- this will hurt you more than it hurts me.


*if* you can find a vein when I'm in "hospital mode". I've befuddled
more than one wanna be IV sticker.

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On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:48:51 -0800, sf wrote:

>On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:10:14 -0500, Goomba38 >
>wrote:
>
>>Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>>> Nurses Goomba and Pennyaline have the forceps at the ready. Just need to
>>>> get this retractor into position, and...
>>>
>>> Wait - I need a blood test first. Lets get Om in here first...
>>>
>>> -sw

>>
>>Oh hell no. If you're my patient, I'm drawing the blood. I can do it
>>with my eyes shut (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!) I do most of my blood
>>testing arterially.... we don't need no stankin' lights!)
>>Just remember- this will hurt you more than it hurts me.

>
>*if* you can find a vein when I'm in "hospital mode". I've befuddled
>more than one wanna be IV sticker.


Honey, I could find a vein. I have to find veins on 1 pound babies,
and I do it and get the IV in. I can draw blood from those veins too.


You can't hide from me..

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> Honey, I could find a vein. I have to find veins on 1 pound babies,
> and I do it and get the IV in. I can draw blood from those veins too.
>
>
> You can't hide from me..
>
> Christine


Oh that's right.. Christine works in a smaller world than most of us
I'd just aim for that umbilical contraption. Christine would know how
and where to do it...right
Goomba <--needs medication before she touches da'babies!
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On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:07:40 -0700, Christine Dabney
> wrote:

>On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:48:51 -0800, sf wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:10:14 -0500, Goomba38 >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Nurses Goomba and Pennyaline have the forceps at the ready. Just need to
>>>>> get this retractor into position, and...
>>>>
>>>> Wait - I need a blood test first. Lets get Om in here first...
>>>>
>>>> -sw
>>>
>>>Oh hell no. If you're my patient, I'm drawing the blood. I can do it
>>>with my eyes shut (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!) I do most of my blood
>>>testing arterially.... we don't need no stankin' lights!)
>>>Just remember- this will hurt you more than it hurts me.

>>
>>*if* you can find a vein when I'm in "hospital mode". I've befuddled
>>more than one wanna be IV sticker.

>
>Honey, I could find a vein. I have to find veins on 1 pound babies,
>and I do it and get the IV in. I can draw blood from those veins too.
>
>
>You can't hide from me..
>

Yeah? But you don't do adults. I'll be sure to request you the next
time I'm hospitalized. LOL Just don't try to diaper me yet.



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Sqwertz wrote:
> Oh yeah? I shoot heroin through using the veins in my
> earlobes :-P



LOL,IV drug users of often very helpful when we're looking for a vein on
them.
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sf wrote:

> *if* you can find a vein when I'm in "hospital mode". I've befuddled
> more than one wanna be IV sticker.
>

See.. that's the beauty of being able to stick arteries instead
Way juicier than veins and a lot easier to find. Of course I can only
"take" blood via an art stick, but can't give you anything that way.
Oh wait! We'll just drop a central line in.... that's the ticket.

Oh Pennyline? Pennyline! We got a live one here...!"

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I am following this thread, but what is the subject about?

Is he sick??


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Goomba38 wrote:
> sf wrote:
>
>> *if* you can find a vein when I'm in "hospital mode". I've befuddled
>> more than one wanna be IV sticker.
>>

> See.. that's the beauty of being able to stick arteries instead
> Way juicier than veins and a lot easier to find. Of course I can only
> "take" blood via an art stick, but can't give you anything that way.
> Oh wait! We'll just drop a central line in.... that's the ticket.
>
> Oh Pennyline? Pennyline! We got a live one here...!"
>
> Just remember-this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me


That's right. A PICC!! Then we can do it whenever we want, however we want!

<Multiple lumens!!>
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sf wrote:
> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:10:14 -0500, Goomba38 >
> wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>>> Nurses Goomba and Pennyaline have the forceps at the ready. Just need to
>>>> get this retractor into position, and...
>>> Wait - I need a blood test first. Lets get Om in here first...
>>>
>>> -sw

>> Oh hell no. If you're my patient, I'm drawing the blood. I can do it
>> with my eyes shut (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!) I do most of my blood
>> testing arterially.... we don't need no stankin' lights!)
>> Just remember- this will hurt you more than it hurts me.

>
> *if* you can find a vein when I'm in "hospital mode". I've befuddled
> more than one wanna be IV sticker.


"Wanna be"? "Wanna be"?? Who you callin' wannabe's?? You wouldn't
believe the number of patients who wont let you turn the lights on
during the night, no matter what it is we have to do to 'em! They don't
want to hear any explanations, either. "Get done and leave me alone,"
they snarl. I can hit a vein by moonlight too... just watch out for them
rollers.

<I hate arterial sticks! Did my first one accidentally. What fun that was!>



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Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> These days I'm mean as hell about it. I inform them they get one chance
> at it... and I mean it. So far, no problems with being stuck. I think I
> shock some of the nurses though.


Oh yeah.. nothing like bringing in shit for veins and expecting
miracles? And people who say things like you do make it really hard on
the nurse. Do you think that sort of infused antagonism makes your veins
any easier to find? I'd love to see you work under that pressure
sometime.....

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> Michael "Dog3" wrote:
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>> These days I'm mean as hell about it. I inform them they get one
>> chance at it... and I mean it. So far, no problems with being stuck.
>> I think I shock some of the nurses though.

>
> Oh yeah.. nothing like bringing in shit for veins and expecting
> miracles? And people who say things like you do make it really hard on
> the nurse. Do you think that sort of infused antagonism makes your veins
> any easier to find? I'd love to see you work under that pressure
> sometime.....


Nah! When the patient wants to be that way, just tell him "Okay. Just
one stick, it is. But *I* get to choose the site." Then forego the usual
venipuncture sites and head south. You might just see an attitude
adjustment in fairly short order.

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Michael "Dog3" wrote:
> These days I'm mean as hell about it. I inform them they get one chance
> at it... and I mean it. So far, no problems with being stuck. I think I
> shock some of the nurses though. Generally I just strip as soon as I get
> into the exam room without them telling me to disrobe. After 6 weeks in
> ICU, any modesty I might have had is long gone.


Shock nurses? I didn't know you could use those two words together in a
sentence! As a group, we're hard to faze. Truly, it really takes a lot
to get us anywhere near shook, much less shock.

<Understand that we expect our frequent fliers to just know they're
supposed to get undressed and do it unprompted. Modesty-wise, you're
right on schedule.>
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Janet Baraclough wrote:

>> Oh hell no. If you're my patient, I'm drawing the blood. I can do it
>> with my eyes shut (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!) I do most of my blood
>> testing arterially.... we don't need no stankin' lights!)
>> Just remember- this will hurt you more than it hurts me.

>
> Nurses here tend to say "Just a little prick"
>
> :-)
>
> Janet


LOL, sure... describe patients anyway you'd like..

I had this odd (wienie) of a patient a few years ago who for some reason
whined and wimper if you even went for a vein, but could just about
sleep through an art stick. Odd huh? Defies logic.
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Goomba38 wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:19:54 -0500:

??>>> Oh hell no. If you're my patient, I'm drawing the blood.
??>>> I can do it with my eyes shut (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!)
??>>> I do most of my blood testing arterially.... we don't
??>>> need no stankin' lights!) Just remember- this will hurt
??>>> you more than it hurts me.
??>>
??>> Nurses here tend to say "Just a little prick"
??>>
??>> :-)
??>>
??>> Janet

G> LOL, sure... describe patients anyway you'd like..

Nurses like to think that they are experts of finding veins and
inserting needles and it's usually true but I've unfortunately
experienced a number of occasions where more than one try was
necessary or blood leaked into the tissue. On the other hand, I
know the little finger-stick will not hurt but it is hard to
convince myself even after uncounted samples and I still often
tense up.

James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

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On Feb 21, 6:29�pm, "Michael \"Dog3\"" > wrote:
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> > from Lou Decruss > contains these words:

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> >> >ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
> >> >tongue. �If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.

>
> >> >-sw (Drama Queen in Training)

>
> >> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
> >> Anyone know if he's ok?

>
> >> Lou <-----really concerned!!! �

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> > � �Go to Nurse Goomba's first aid room and stay there till you feel
> > � �better.

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> From what I understand, Nurse Goomba is using
> huge pliers to remove the bone splinter.


Actually those are vice grips and a speculum. hehe

http://www.speculum.com


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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:41:27 -0600, Lou Decruss wrote:
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>>>ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>>>tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.

>>
>>>-sw (Drama Queen in Training)

>>
>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>> Anyone know if he's ok?

>
> Just so y'all know and aren't worrying about me, the splinter
> finally worked itself out sometime in my sleep last night.
>

oh thank GOD! I have been beside myself.


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>> Just so y'all know and aren't worrying about me, the splinter
>> finally worked itself out sometime in my sleep last night.
>>

> oh thank GOD! I have been beside myself.
>>



Wow, are you a Siamese twin? (Oops, not politically correct).
Are you conjoined to your other self?

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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:41:27 -0600, Lou Decruss wrote:
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>>>ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>>>tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.

>>
>>>-sw (Drama Queen in Training)

>>
>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>> Anyone know if he's ok?

>
> Just so y'all know and aren't worrying about me, the splinter
> finally worked itself out sometime in my sleep last night.
>
> -sw


But we're not through worrying yet. Did you <swallow> it? If so, where is it
<now>?

Felice


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Felice wrote:
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>> On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:41:27 -0600, Lou Decruss wrote:
>>
>>>> ObFood: I was eating anchovies and got a tiny bone splinter in my
>>>> tongue. If you don't hear from me, assume the worst.
>>>> -sw (Drama Queen in Training)
>>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>>> Anyone know if he's ok?

>> Just so y'all know and aren't worrying about me, the splinter
>> finally worked itself out sometime in my sleep last night.
>>
>> -sw

>
> But we're not through worrying yet. Did you <swallow> it? If so, where is it
> <now>?
>
> Felice
>
>


On ebay.

-dk


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