Recently published findings in Psychoscientist reveal that:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and have fewer cardio-vascular
events (CVEs) than British and US citizens.

2. The French eat a lot of fat and have fewer CVEs than British and
US citizens.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and have fewer cardio-
vascular events (CVEs) than British and US citizens.

2. The French drink a lot of red wine and have fewer CVEs than
British and US citizens.

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you want.

It's speaking English that will kill you.

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My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important
reason. It begins here because for a century-and-a-half
now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and
enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance
has come an era of peace in the Pacific.

George Bush, 18 Feb 2002, Tokyo