On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:42:54 GMT, Janet Baraclough
> wrote:

>The message >
>from sf contains these words:
>
>> On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:34:24 -0700 (PDT), Nancy2
>> > wrote:
>
>> >N. (on the A list, B list, and in the Cabal [TINC])
>
>> sf <on no list>
>
> I'm starting an ex-directory cabal. Only people who don't apply, will
>be allowed to join.
>

Ah, sounds like my kind of group!

Don't sign me up.



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On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:25:09 -0800, Blinky the Shark
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>sf wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:31:56 -0400, Goomba38 >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>hahabogus wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Except My number is unlisted.....
>>>>
>>>Mine is listed under the dog's name.
>>
>> Hope your dog needs aluminum windows. If not maybe he has a vote to
>> cast.
>
>Seems to me like he'd sooner need a new...[wait for it]...ROOF!

GROAN!!!

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<sf> wrote

> On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:39:16 -0400, "Nancy Young" >
> wrote:

>>Yeah, that would describe the posts I have seen from the
>>other Jill Mc. I guess if the shoe fits and all that.
>>
> Nan... I have to give the look-alike some credit, "she's" not Jill Mc,
> "she's" Jill_M.

You haven't looked close enough. It's:



> My money says it's one of Jill's detractors in yet another disguise.

I think it's a safe bet.

nancy

Nancy Young <Nancy Young >> wrote:

> <sf> wrote
>
>> My money says it's one of Jill's detractors in yet another disguise.
>
> I think it's a safe bet.

I know who it is. But I'm not telling :-P And no, it's not me.

It's.... Andy! <snork>

Where is he anyway? I'm getting worried about him.

-sw

On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:44:04 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> fired up random neurons and synapses to
opine:

>In article >,
> Miche > wrote:

>> Is only few weeks! Thrpkt is oiled and ready for racing.

And you are helmet remembering this year? Big klonk from thrpkt on
second goat hurdle last year is my slowing down making. Please to not
be discourteous in unconsciousness making in my path this year.

Is good crop looking for j/lnglm, but may be trouble with also
excellent mled fermenting season before j/lnglm. Last time mled
fermented before j/lnglm, Elbonoroni Pie making is big disaster. All
judges too full of mled before pie judging. Is hussy, Jamming Melba,
who is mled filling them when she knows her Elbonoroni Pie entry is
making big flop.

>Am tuning up finely secret weapon. Mask and cape at stresseamer.
>Breathholding special feets cover come for practice. Squeaky racer in
>for BIG surprise.

Is not worrying, Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
breathholding...is special intimidator. Am buying Odor Eater inserts
so goat hurdles are not falling down this year. Last year hahabogus is
nearly killed by goat hurdle #5 staggering off field in clearly
disoriented state after Jamming Melba leap over him. The goat, not
hahabogus. hahabogus is in disoriented state after mled drinking. Is
normal.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
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To reply, replace "meatloaf" with "cox"

"Sqwertz" > wrote

> Nancy Young <Nancy Young >> wrote:
>
>> <sf> wrote
>>
>>> My money says it's one of Jill's detractors in yet another disguise.
>>
>> I think it's a safe bet.
>
> I know who it is. But I'm not telling :-P

I can't believe you'd leave me out of the loop like this.

> And no, it's not me.
>
> It's.... Andy! <snork>
>
> Where is he anyway? I'm getting worried about him.

I am worried about him. I hope he's okay.

nancy

In article >,
Terry Pulliam Burd > wrote:

> On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:44:04 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> > fired up random neurons and synapses to
> opine:
>
> >In article >,
> > Miche > wrote:
>
> >> Is only few weeks! Thrpkt is oiled and ready for racing.
>
> And you are helmet remembering this year? Big klonk from thrpkt on
> second goat hurdle last year is my slowing down making. Please to not
> be discourteous in unconsciousness making in my path this year.

Helmet is also oiled and ready for racing. No unconsciousness this
year, although have been hearing of your good form of leaping to not
fall on me.

> Is good crop looking for j/lnglm, but may be trouble with also
> excellent mled fermenting season before j/lnglm. Last time mled
> fermented before j/lnglm, Elbonoroni Pie making is big disaster. All
> judges too full of mled before pie judging. Is hussy, Jamming Melba,
> who is mled filling them when she knows her Elbonoroni Pie entry is
> making big flop.

There are ways of Melba dealing with, many involving mled...

> >Am tuning up finely secret weapon. Mask and cape at stresseamer.
> >Breathholding special feets cover come for practice. Squeaky racer in
> >for BIG surprise.
>
> Is not worrying, Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
> breathholding...is special intimidator. Am buying Odor Eater inserts
> so goat hurdles are not falling down this year. Last year hahabogus is
> nearly killed by goat hurdle #5 staggering off field in clearly
> disoriented state after Jamming Melba leap over him. The goat, not
> hahabogus. hahabogus is in disoriented state after mled drinking. Is
> normal.

Yes, to be expected. Still, one laughs. Best to be the mled saving
until _after_ race.

Miche

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On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:35:34 -0400, "Nancy Young" >
wrote:

>
><sf> wrote
>
>> On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:39:16 -0400, "Nancy Young" >
>> wrote:
>
>>>Yeah, that would describe the posts I have seen from the
>>>other Jill Mc. I guess if the shoe fits and all that.
>>>
>> Nan... I have to give the look-alike some credit, "she's" not Jill Mc,
>> "she's" Jill_M.
>
>You haven't looked close enough. It's:
>


Ooooo. I focused on Jill_M author and @iknowmorethanyoudo.net return.
>
>> My money says it's one of Jill's detractors in yet another disguise.
>
>I think it's a safe bet.
>
ok, we're in agreement.

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On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:36:43 -0400, "Nancy Young" >
wrote:

>
>"Sqwertz" > wrote
>
>> Nancy Young <Nancy Young >> wrote:
>>
>>> <sf> wrote
>>>
>>>> My money says it's one of Jill's detractors in yet another disguise.
>>>
>>> I think it's a safe bet.
>>
>> I know who it is. But I'm not telling :-P
>
>I can't believe you'd leave me out of the loop like this.
>
>> And no, it's not me.
>>
>> It's.... Andy! <snork>
>>
>> Where is he anyway? I'm getting worried about him.
>
>I am worried about him. I hope he's okay.
>
1. BS that it's Andy
2. Focus on Squertz

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On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:20 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
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> Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
>breathholding...is special intimidator.

LOLOL! Eeew, I can almost smell the aroma.

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Janet Baraclough wrote:

> The message >
> from sf contains these words:
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>> On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:34:24 -0700 (PDT), Nancy2
>> > wrote:
>
>> >N. (on the A list, B list, and in the Cabal [TINC])
>
>> sf <on no list>
>
> I'm starting an ex-directory cabal. Only people who don't apply, will

/me takes one step backward.

And understand that *any* steps are hard for sharks, especially backward
steps.


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On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:33:26 GMT, blake murphy >
wrote:

>she seemed to be parodying jmcquown at first, now not so much. but
>she wasn't trying to pass for her, i don't think.

I say "pass", you say "parody"... I'm wary and you're too innocent.

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sf wrote:

> On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:20 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
> > wrote:
>
>> Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
>>breathholding...is special intimidator.
>
> LOLOL! Eeew, I can almost smell the aroma.

Yeah, somebody should call a toe truck.

<slaps knee>

I kill me!


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Blinky the Shark wrote:
> sf wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:20 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
>>> breathholding...is special intimidator.
>> LOLOL! Eeew, I can almost smell the aroma.
>
> Yeah, somebody should call a toe truck.
>
> <slaps knee>
>
> I kill me!
>
>
<groan>

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On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:35:42 -0800, Blinky the Shark
> wrote:

>sf wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:20 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
>>>breathholding...is special intimidator.
>>
>> LOLOL! Eeew, I can almost smell the aroma.
>
>Yeah, somebody should call a toe truck.
>
><slaps knee>
>
>I kill me!

Sharks don't have knees, you silly Selachimorphan.

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wrote in news:gapft3hv9q4gri5od4uavp2aauqb13ogbd@
4ax.com:

> On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:35:42 -0800, Blinky the Shark
> > wrote:
>
>>sf wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:20 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
>>>>breathholding...is special intimidator.
>>>
>>> LOLOL! Eeew, I can almost smell the aroma.
>>
>>Yeah, somebody should call a toe truck.
>>
>><slaps knee>
>>
>>I kill me!
>
> Sharks don't have knees, you silly Selachimorphan.
>



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On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:54:24 -0400, "Nancy Young" >
wrote:

>
>"blake murphy" > wrote
>
>> On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:38:26 -0700, sf wrote:
>
>>>It's very easy to mix up the two. I did at first and I think most
>>>people who don't read rfc on a daily basis could too... especially if
>>>they know Jill has changed ISPs, which is when a lot of people change
>>>screen names. Look at the "iknowmorethanyoudo" part. There are
>>>certain JM detractors who would like the world to think she really
>>>thinks that way. So, why is it this person *claims to be Jill_M*
>>><snork> and has that particular fake address, which is so telling.
>>
>> she seemed to be parodying jmcquown at first, now not so much. but
>> she wasn't trying to pass for her, i don't think.
>
>You think her name really is Jill Mc, too? Whoever it is, I don't
>think that's their name or that it's just some confusion. No.
>
>nancy
>

read what i said above. she wasn't forging jill's name.

your pal,
blake

On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:55:00 -0700, sf wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:33:26 GMT, blake murphy >
>wrote:
>
>>she seemed to be parodying jmcquown at first, now not so much. but
>>she wasn't trying to pass for her, i don't think.
>
>I say "pass", you say "parody"... I'm wary and you're too innocent.

i'm not innocent. i knew what was going on from the first post.

your pal,
blake

Janet Baraclough wrote:

> The message .net>
> from Blinky the Shark > contains these words:
>
>> sf wrote:
>
>> > On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:20 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
>> > > wrote:
>> >
>> >> Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
>> >>breathholding...is special intimidator.
>> >
>> > LOLOL! Eeew, I can almost smell the aroma.
>
>> Yeah, somebody should call a toe truck.
>
>> <slaps knee>
>
>> I kill me!
>
> You haven't got knees

Oh, shit. That's right.


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koko wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:35:42 -0800, Blinky the Shark
> > wrote:
>
>>sf wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:20 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
>>>>breathholding...is special intimidator.
>>>
>>> LOLOL! Eeew, I can almost smell the aroma.
>>
>>Yeah, somebody should call a toe truck.
>>
>><slaps knee>
>>
>>I kill me!
>
> Sharks don't have knees, you silly Selachimorphan.

I didn't say whose knee, did I? Huh, wise acre? Did I?


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l, not -l wrote:

> On 12-Mar-2008, Janet Baraclough > wrote:
>
>> > <slaps knee>
>>
>> > I kill me!
>>
>> You haven't got knees
>>
>> Janet.
>
> He's a shark; could be someone else's knee has has taken.

That's pretty much in line with my own hastily-thought-up
excu...er...answer that I didn't specify *whose* knee slapped. I
appreciate your corroboration.


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On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:23:58 -0800, Blinky the Shark
> wrote:

>l, not -l wrote:
>
>> On 12-Mar-2008, Janet Baraclough > wrote:
>>
>>> > <slaps knee>
>>>
>>> > I kill me!
>>>
>>> You haven't got knees
>>>
>>> Janet.
>>
>> He's a shark; could be someone else's knee has has taken.
>
>That's pretty much in line with my own hastily-thought-up
>excu...er...answer that I didn't specify *whose* knee slapped. I
>appreciate your corroboration.

You lucked out this time sharkster.

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koko wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:23:58 -0800, Blinky the Shark >
> wrote:
>
>>l, not -l wrote:
>>
>>> On 12-Mar-2008, Janet Baraclough > wrote:
>>>
>>>> > <slaps knee>
>>>>
>>>> > I kill me!
>>>>
>>>> You haven't got knees
>>>>
>>>> Janet.
>>>
>>> He's a shark; could be someone else's knee has has taken.
>>
>>That's pretty much in line with my own hastily-thought-up
>>excu...er...answer that I didn't specify *whose* knee slapped. I
>>appreciate your corroboration.
>
> You lucked out this time sharkster.

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On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:50:50 -0800, Blinky the Shark
> wrote:

>koko wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:23:58 -0800, Blinky the Shark >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>l, not -l wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 12-Mar-2008, Janet Baraclough > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> > <slaps knee>
>>>>>
>>>>> > I kill me!
>>>>>
>>>>> You haven't got knees
>>>>>
>>>>> Janet.
>>>>
>>>> He's a shark; could be someone else's knee has has taken.
>>>
>>>That's pretty much in line with my own hastily-thought-up
>>>excu...er...answer that I didn't specify *whose* knee slapped. I
>>>appreciate your corroboration.
>>
>> You lucked out this time sharkster.
>
>Once in a while, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

and a stopped clock is right twice a day!



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Janet Baraclough wrote:

> The message .net> from
> Blinky the Shark > contains these words:
>
>> Janet Baraclough wrote:
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>> > The message .net>
>> > from Blinky the Shark > contains these words:
>> >
>> >> sf wrote:
>> >
>> >> > On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:17:20 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
>> >> > > wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Jamming Melba, but your special feets is always
>> >> >>breathholding...is special intimidator.
>> >> >
>> >> > LOLOL! Eeew, I can almost smell the aroma.
>> >
>> >> Yeah, somebody should call a toe truck.
>> >
>> >> <slaps knee>
>> >
>> >> I kill me!
>> >
>> > You haven't got knees
>
>> Oh, shit. That's right.
>
> That's the second or third time in a week you've displayed some kind of
> sharky body-amnesia. I'm beginning to think you have a secret longing for
> the body of a man (to live in, not to eat). Do you play dressing up games?

<voice class="small weak">

i been sick

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Janet Baraclough wrote:

> The message .net> from
> Blinky the Shark > contains these words:
>
>> l, not -l wrote:
>
>> > On 12-Mar-2008, Janet Baraclough > wrote:
>> >
>> >> > <slaps knee>
>> >>
>> >> > I kill me!
>> >>
>> >> You haven't got knees
>> >>
>> >> Janet.
>> >
>> > He's a shark; could be someone else's knee has has taken.
>
>> That's pretty much in line with my own hastily-thought-up
>> excu...er...answer that I didn't specify *whose* knee slapped. I
>> appreciate your corroboration.
>
> We're not finished yet. You haven't got hands to slap somebody else's
> knees with.

I can slap them handily with my fins. Good enough for rock'n'roll.


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Blinky the Shark wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>>> On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 19:12:50 -0400, "Jill M"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> The other "Jill"
>>>> Maybe I'll be required (by some obscure law?) to change my name so
>>>> the princess won't be confused
>>>
>>> Maybe you'll have the common courtesy to differentiate between Jills
>>> the way the Dees and the Nancys have. So far you're just a look
>>> alike who enjoys being confused with the original Jill. If you
>>> don't make it more obvious you'll soon be kill-filed by me, for
>>> sure.
>>>
>> sf, that's ALL this (alleged) Jill M does. At least I don't hide
>> behind some fako email address.
>
> Blinky The New Guy is confused. Who's the JillM I see in chat?
>
That would be me, sweetie A long time ago I used 'jmcquown' in chat but
folks new to chat didn't know my name was Jill so I changed it.

Jill