"Xrapp" > wrote in message
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Why do you think?

What kind of question is this?

On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:11:07 -0500, "readandpostrosie"
> wrote:

>its SPRING BREAK!
>

That used to be true, but not lately.

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On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:44:24 -0700, sf wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:11:07 -0500, "readandpostrosie"
> wrote:
>
>>its SPRING BREAK!
>>
>
>That used to be true, but not lately.

you mean school is out and we were not alerted by jill? she must be
severely chastised.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy wrote:
> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:44:24 -0700, sf wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:11:07 -0500, "readandpostrosie"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> its SPRING BREAK!
>>>
>>
>> That used to be true, but not lately.
>
> you mean school is out and we were not alerted by jill? she must be
> severely chastised.
>
> your pal,
> blake
>
Why the hell are you dragging my name into this?

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:49:56 -0400, "jmcquown" >
wrote:

>blake murphy wrote:
>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:44:24 -0700, sf wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:11:07 -0500, "readandpostrosie"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> its SPRING BREAK!
>>>>
>>>
>>> That used to be true, but not lately.
>>
>> you mean school is out and we were not alerted by jill? she must be
>> severely chastised.
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>>
>Why the hell are you dragging my name into this?

we usually rely on you for 'school's out' alerts.

your pal,
blake

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:23:40 GMT, "l, not -l" > wrote:

>
>On 26-Mar-2008, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>> >
>> > you mean school is out and we were not alerted by jill? she must be
>> > severely chastised.
>> >
>> > your pal,
>> > blake
>> >
>> Why the hell are you dragging my name into this?
>
>Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like pulling
>ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a crush on you but
>doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of showing it.

i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy wrote:

> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:23:40 GMT, "l, not -l" > wrote:

> > Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like
> > pulling ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a crush
> > on you but doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of showing it.
>
> i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.

Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?





Brian

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One time on Usenet, "Default User" > said:
> blake murphy wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:23:40 GMT, "l, not -l" > wrote:
>
> > > Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like
> > > pulling ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a crush
> > > on you but doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of showing it.
> >
> > i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.
>
> Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?

Given the size of hole in most pencil sharpeners, I can't imagine
being impressed... ;-)

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Janet Baraclough wrote:

> The message > from
> (Little Malice) contains these words:
>
>> One time on Usenet, "Default User" > said:
>> > blake murphy wrote:
>
>> > > i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.
>> >
>> > Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?
>
>> Given the size of hole in most pencil sharpeners, I can't imagine being
>> impressed... ;-)
>
> We have a saying here, "no lead in his pencil"..do you use that in
> America? Anyway, a pencil sharpener doesn't help.

We do, yes.

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In article .net>,
lid says...
> Janet Baraclough wrote:
>
> > The message > from
> > (Little Malice) contains these words:
> >
> >> One time on Usenet, "Default User" > said:
> >> > blake murphy wrote:
> >
> >> > > i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.
> >> >
> >> > Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?
> >
> >> Given the size of hole in most pencil sharpeners, I can't imagine being
> >> impressed... ;-)
> >
> > We have a saying here, "no lead in his pencil"..do you use that in
> > America? Anyway, a pencil sharpener doesn't help.
>
> We do, yes.
>
>

As well as "A few cards short of a deck." or more obFood "His bread
needs to be baked a bit longer."

Speaking of spam filters, I accidentally put a *.googlegroups.com and
noticed I was getting innundated with spam. Took out the regex wildcard
and all is well again.

Blinky the Shark wrote:
> T wrote:
>
>> In article .net>,
>> lid says...
>>> Janet Baraclough wrote:
>
>>>> We have a saying here, "no lead in his pencil"..do you use that in
>>>> America? Anyway, a pencil sharpener doesn't help.
>>> We do, yes.
>>>
>> As well as "A few cards short of a deck." or more obFood "His bread
>> needs to be baked a bit longer."
>
> I've never heard those two as euphemisims for "soft/hard dick" (as are
> the lead-in-his-pencil phrases) before.
>
>

I've heard the phrase used for a gentleman who is sterile.

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Leah: Yeh dinno much about religion, do yeh?

T wrote:

> In article .net>,
> lid says...
>> Janet Baraclough wrote:

>> > We have a saying here, "no lead in his pencil"..do you use that in
>> > America? Anyway, a pencil sharpener doesn't help.
>>
>> We do, yes.
>>
> As well as "A few cards short of a deck." or more obFood "His bread
> needs to be baked a bit longer."

I've never heard those two as euphemisims for "soft/hard dick" (as are
the lead-in-his-pencil phrases) before.


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l, not -l wrote:
> On 26-Mar-2008, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>>>
>>> you mean school is out and we were not alerted by jill? she must be
>>> severely chastised.
>>>
>>> your pal,
>>> blake
>>>
>> Why the hell are you dragging my name into this?
>
> Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like
> pulling ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a crush on
> you but doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of showing it.
>
Good thing I don't like little boys I have no idea why blake has me on
the brain. At any rate, I don't understand people who bitch about my posts.
Don't like 'em, killfile me. It's pretty simple and I don't morph to get
around them (unlike many of my detractors).

OB Food: multi-grain bread topped with Fontina, toasted (mmmm!)

Jill

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:34:13 +0100, ravenlynne >
wrote:

>Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> T wrote:
>>
>>> In article .net>,
>>> lid says...
>>>> Janet Baraclough wrote:
>>
>>>>> We have a saying here, "no lead in his pencil"..do you use that in
>>>>> America? Anyway, a pencil sharpener doesn't help.
>>>> We do, yes.
>>>>
>>> As well as "A few cards short of a deck." or more obFood "His bread
>>> needs to be baked a bit longer."
>>
>> I've never heard those two as euphemisims for "soft/hard dick" (as are
>> the lead-in-his-pencil phrases) before.
>>
>>
>
>I've heard the phrase used for a gentleman who is sterile.

Shooting blanks....

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On 27 Mar 2008 21:54:31 GMT, "Default User" >
wrote:

>blake murphy wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:23:40 GMT, "l, not -l" > wrote:
>
>> > Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like
>> > pulling ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a crush
>> > on you but doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of showing it.
>>
>> i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.
>
>Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?
>
>Brian

no. it's not something i'm inclined to do. let me know if it works
out for you, though.

your pal,
blake

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:34:08 -0400, T >
wrote:

>In article .net>,
says...
>> Janet Baraclough wrote:
>>
>> > The message > from
>> > (Little Malice) contains these words:
>> >
>> >> One time on Usenet, "Default User" > said:
>> >> > blake murphy wrote:
>> >
>> >> > > i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.
>> >> >
>> >> > Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?
>> >
>> >> Given the size of hole in most pencil sharpeners, I can't imagine being
>> >> impressed... ;-)
>> >
>> > We have a saying here, "no lead in his pencil"..do you use that in
>> > America? Anyway, a pencil sharpener doesn't help.
>>
>> We do, yes.
>>
>>
>
>As well as "A few cards short of a deck." or more obFood "His bread
>needs to be baked a bit longer."
>

'no lead in his pencil' is rather more specific.

your pal,
blake

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:33:45 -0400, "jmcquown" >
wrote:

>l, not -l wrote:
>> On 26-Mar-2008, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>> you mean school is out and we were not alerted by jill? she must be
>>>> severely chastised.
>>>>
>>>> your pal,
>>>> blake
>>>>
>>> Why the hell are you dragging my name into this?
>>
>> Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like
>> pulling ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a crush on
>> you but doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of showing it.
>>
>Good thing I don't like little boys I have no idea why blake has me on
>the brain. At any rate, I don't understand people who bitch about my posts.
>Don't like 'em, killfile me. It's pretty simple and I don't morph to get
>around them (unlike many of my detractors).

frankly, i was wondering how i escaped from your killfile.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy wrote:

> On 27 Mar 2008 21:54:31 GMT, "Default User" >
> wrote:
>
> > blake murphy wrote:
> >
> >> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:23:40 GMT, "l, not -l" >
> wrote:
> >
> >> > Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like
> >> > pulling ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a
> crush >> > on you but doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of
> showing it. >>
> >> i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.
> >
> > Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?
> >
> > Brian
>
> no. it's not something i'm inclined to do. let me know if it works
> out for you, though.

You brought it up.




Brian

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won't shut up.
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Default User wrote:
> blake murphy wrote:
>
>> On 27 Mar 2008 21:54:31 GMT, "Default User" >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:23:40 GMT, "l, not -l" >
>> wrote:
>>>>> Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like
>>>>> pulling ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a
>> crush >> > on you but doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of
>> showing it. >>
>>>> i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.
>>> Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?
>>>
>>> Brian
>> no. it's not something i'm inclined to do. let me know if it works
>> out for you, though.
>
> You brought it up.
>
>
>
>
> Brian
>

<sighs @ the pun>

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Buffy: Went okay. 'Cept I feel a little wierd about using a
crucifix to kill someone.
Leah: Yeh dinno much about religion, do yeh?

On 28 Mar 2008 18:48:42 GMT, "Default User" >
wrote:

>blake murphy wrote:
>
>> On 27 Mar 2008 21:54:31 GMT, "Default User" >
>> wrote:
>>
>> > blake murphy wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:23:40 GMT, "l, not -l" >
>> wrote:
>> >
>> >> > Remember how prepubescent boys showed girls they liked them, like
>> >> > pulling ponytail etc; that's why. I think he secretly has a
>> crush >> > on you but doesn't know the socially acceptable ways of
>> showing it. >>
>> >> i'd rather stick my dick into a pencil sharpener.
>> >
>> > Have you found that to be effective in impressing the ladies?
>> >
>> > Brian
>>
>> no. it's not something i'm inclined to do. let me know if it works
>> out for you, though.
>
>You brought it up.
>
>Brian

it wasn't meant as a suggestion. knock yourself, out, though.

your pal,
blake