"Sheldon" > wrote in message
...


It's actually quite dumb to bread beautiful jumbo shrimp... that's
like those moronic recipes that call for grinding/chopping jumbo
shrimp when small shrimp will do ... no kudos for being a kitchen
jerk.

That statement in moronic

Joe

Sheldon wrote:

>
>
> It's actually quite dumb to bread beautiful jumbo shrimp... that's
> like those moronic recipes that call for grinding/chopping jumbo
> shrimp when small shrimp will do ... no kudos for being a kitchen
> jerk.

It does seem a waste to bread good jumbo shrimp. It certainly not my favourite
way to do shrimp. However, I am tempted to try my hand at coconut shrimp.

"Dave Smith" > wrote in message
...
>
> It does seem a waste to bread good jumbo shrimp. It certainly not my
> favourite
> way to do shrimp. However, I am tempted to try my hand at coconut shrimp.
>

It isn't the only way I eat them but is one of my favorite ways. Out of the
3 lbs I had of these this was the last pound as the other two pounds where
grilled.

Here is the basic recipe if you are interested:

Coconut Shrimp

Peanut or vegetable oil, for frying
1/4 cup cornstarch
*1/2 cup Panko bread crumbs ( I use the honey flavored) - optional mixed
with coconut flakes
1 large egg beaten
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 cup flaked coconut - ( if mixed with panko use a 1/2 cup)
1 pounds jumbo shrimp, peeled with tails on


Heat oil in a large deep skillet, or heavy pot or deep fryer to 350 degrees
F.

Dredge the shrimp with the cornstarch then the egg mixture and shake off any
excess. Press the shrimp into the coconut flakes (or coconut mixed with
panko) be sure to coat both sides.

Deep-fry the shrimp in batches until the coconut is golden brown, about 2 to
3 minutes. Using tongs or a slotted spoon, remove the shrimp to paper towels
to drain.

Orange Dipping Sauce
1/2 cup orange marmalade
1 to 2 tablespoons dark rum
1 lime, juiced

Mix all ingredients in a bowl and use for dipping.

Joe Cilinceon wrote:

> "Dave Smith" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > It does seem a waste to bread good jumbo shrimp. It certainly not my
> > favourite
> > way to do shrimp. However, I am tempted to try my hand at coconut shrimp.
> >
>
> It isn't the only way I eat them but is one of my favorite ways. Out of the
> 3 lbs I had of these this was the last pound as the other two pounds where
> grilled.
>
> Here is the basic recipe if you are interested:
>
> Coconut Shrimp
>
> Peanut or vegetable oil, for frying
> 1/4 cup cornstarch
> *1/2 cup Panko bread crumbs ( I use the honey flavored) - optional mixed
> with coconut flakes
> 1 large egg beaten
> Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
> 1 cup flaked coconut - ( if mixed with panko use a 1/2 cup)
> 1 pounds jumbo shrimp, peeled with tails on
>
> Heat oil in a large deep skillet, or heavy pot or deep fryer to 350 degrees
> F.
>
> Dredge the shrimp with the cornstarch then the egg mixture and shake off any
> excess. Press the shrimp into the coconut flakes (or coconut mixed with
> panko) be sure to coat both sides.
>
> Deep-fry the shrimp in batches until the coconut is golden brown, about 2 to
> 3 minutes. Using tongs or a slotted spoon, remove the shrimp to paper towels
> to drain.
>
> Orange Dipping Sauce
> 1/2 cup orange marmalade
> 1 to 2 tablespoons dark rum
> 1 lime, juiced
>
> Mix all ingredients in a bowl and use for dipping.

Thanks. I will print that up and try it. But I may try the sauce that a local
restaurant used to do with marmalade, balsamic vinegar and a bit of mustard
powder. I go the ingredients from him when I pointed out there was something
different in the sauce, maybe mustard.. I tired it once and it was pretty good.

> "Dave Smith" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> Thanks. I will print that up and try it. But I may try the sauce that a
> local
> restaurant used to do with marmalade, balsamic vinegar and a bit of
> mustard
> powder. I go the ingredients from him when I pointed out there was
> something
> different in the sauce, maybe mustard.. I tired it once and it was pretty
> good.
>

I have used several sauces with this Dave as well as one similar with
marmalade, mustard and balsamic. I have a rather large collection of sauces
saved with a few that would be good with this. I just listed the one in the
picture at the time it was taken.

Joe

Joe Cilinceon wrote:

> "Sheldon" > wrote in message
> .
> ..
>
>
> It's actually quite dumb to bread beautiful jumbo shrimp... that's
> like those moronic recipes that call for grinding/chopping jumbo
> shrimp when small shrimp will do ... no kudos for being a kitchen
> jerk.
>
> That statement in moronic

Your posts will be easier to understand if you get OE Quotefix to
handle the problem of properly marked quotes when replying to Google
Groups posts.




Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

"kilikini" > wrote in message
...
>
> Oooh, I'm stealing this dipping sauce! It sounds fabulous!
>
> kili

Well if you like that one then here is a cocktail sauce you might like also.

Bloody Mary Shrimp Cocktail Sauce
4 ripe tomatoes -- coarsely chopped
2 celery stalks -- coarsely chopped
1 medium onion -- coarsely chopped
1/2 cup ketchup
2 tablespoons grated fresh or prepared horseradish
1 lemon -- juiced
2 teaspoons hot sauce
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 shot pepper vodka
1 teaspoon celery seed
Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
a jalapeno or chipotle pepper mixed in is a nice addition for the heat
lovers..

Combine the tomatoes, celery, and onion in a blender and puree to break the
vegetables down. Add the remaining ingredients and puree until smooth. Chill
before serving with a raw bar.

"Default User" > wrote in message
...
>
> Your posts will be easier to understand if you get OE Quotefix to
> handle the problem of properly marked quotes when replying to Google
> Groups posts.
>
>
>
>
> Brian
>

Actually I'm using OE Quotefix it just didn't work for some reason with that
particular post.

Joe

On Apr 18, 11:02*am, "Joe Cilinceon" > wrote:
> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
> > Oooh, I'm stealing this dipping sauce! *It sounds fabulous!
>
> > kili
>
> Well if you like that one then here is a cocktail sauce you might like also.
>
> Bloody Mary Shrimp Cocktail Sauce
> 4 ripe tomatoes -- coarsely chopped
> 2 celery stalks -- coarsely chopped
> 1 medium onion -- coarsely chopped
> 1/2 cup ketchup
> 2 tablespoons grated fresh or prepared horseradish
> 1 lemon -- juiced
> 2 teaspoons hot sauce
> 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
> 1 shot pepper vodka
> 1 teaspoon celery seed
> Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
> a jalapeno or chipotle pepper mixed in is a nice addition for the heat
> lovers..
>
> Combine the tomatoes, celery, and onion in a blender and puree to break the
> vegetables down. Add the remaining ingredients and puree until smooth. Chill
> before serving with a raw bar.

Nice- that would be good with crab, too- thanks!!

Joe wrote on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:56:22 -0400:

JC> "Dave Smith" > wrote in message
JC> ...
??>>
??>> It does seem a waste to bread good jumbo shrimp. It
??>> certainly not my favourite way to do shrimp. However, I am
??>> tempted to try my hand at coconut shrimp.
??>>
JC> It isn't the only way I eat them but is one of my favorite
JC> ways. Out of the 3 lbs I had of these this was the last
JC> pound as the other two pounds where grilled.

JC> Here is the basic recipe if you are interested:

JC> Coconut Shrimp

JC> Peanut or vegetable oil, for frying
JC> 1/4 cup cornstarch
JC> *1/2 cup Panko bread crumbs ( I use the honey flavored) -
JC> optional mixed with coconut flakes
JC> 1 large egg beaten
JC> Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
JC> 1 cup flaked coconut - ( if mixed with panko use a 1/2 cup)
JC> 1 pounds jumbo shrimp, peeled with tails on

JC> Heat oil in a large deep skillet, or heavy pot or deep
JC> fryer to 350 degrees F.

JC> Dredge the shrimp with the cornstarch then the egg mixture
JC> and shake off any excess. Press the shrimp into the coconut
JC> flakes (or coconut mixed with panko) be sure to coat both
JC> sides.

JC> Deep-fry the shrimp in batches until the coconut is golden
JC> brown, about 2 to 3 minutes. Using tongs or a slotted
JC> spoon, remove the shrimp to paper towels to drain.

JC> Orange Dipping Sauce
JC> 1/2 cup orange marmalade
JC> 1 to 2 tablespoons dark rum
JC> 1 lime, juiced

A mild curry sauce works very well too!


James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

E-mail, with obvious alterations:
not.jim.silverton.at.verizon.not

Joe Cilinceon wrote:

> "Default User" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > Your posts will be easier to understand if you get OE Quotefix to
> > handle the problem of properly marked quotes when replying to Google
> > Groups posts.

> Actually I'm using OE Quotefix it just didn't work for some reason
> with that particular post.

Ok. Maybe it just rejected the Sheldon post.




Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

Default User wrote:
> Joe Cilinceon wrote:
>
>> "Default User" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> Your posts will be easier to understand if you get OE Quotefix to
>>> handle the problem of properly marked quotes when replying to Google
>>> Groups posts.
>
>> Actually I'm using OE Quotefix it just didn't work for some reason
>> with that particular post.
>
> Ok. Maybe it just rejected the Sheldon post.
>
>
>
>
> Brian

That is what I was thinking g

--

Joe

On 18 Apr 2008 20:13:51 GMT, "Default User" >
wrote:

>Joe Cilinceon wrote:
>
>> "Default User" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> >
>> > Your posts will be easier to understand if you get OE Quotefix to
>> > handle the problem of properly marked quotes when replying to Google
>> > Groups posts.
>
>> Actually I'm using OE Quotefix it just didn't work for some reason
>> with that particular post.
>
>Ok. Maybe it just rejected the Sheldon post.
>

who said machines can't think?

your pal,
blake

On Apr 17, 10:40*am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> wrote:
>
> >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> >Butterfly Shrimp". *Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> >The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> >breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> >size. *What the heck is going on in this world? *Is nothing any good
> >any more? *I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> >them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> >going to do.
>
> >Alexm
>
> Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> get. *Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> that tiny little 9 oz. box? *Taking it back proves you're either a
> total idiot, or a troll. *Maybe both.
>
> Lou

You don't get it. It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. It
has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
and the size of the shrimp compared to the size of the breading).
Another way of putting it: Suppose you ordered a hot dog in a bun - a
hot dog bun of usual size- and when you got it you found that the hot
dog inside the bun was only about as large as you little finger. Get
the picture? Or do you need a 100 page dissertation. The product was
no good. Anyone with a minimum of intelligence would return the
product and get a refund.

Alexm

On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
> On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> > wrote:
>
> > >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> > >Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> > >The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> > >breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> > >size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> > >any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> > >them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> > >going to do.
>
> > >Alexm
>
> > Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> > get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> > that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> > total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>
> > Lou
>
> You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading


You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
shrimp with jumbo breading. If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
"Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
what you paid for. If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.

Sheldon wrote:
> On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>> On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
>>> wrote:
>>>> Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
>>>> Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
>>>> The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
>>>> breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
>>>> size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
>>>> any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
>>>> them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
>>>> going to do.
>>>> Alexm
>>> Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
>>> get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
>>> that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
>>> total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>>> Lou
>> You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
>> has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
>> shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>
>
> You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> shrimp with jumbo breading. If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> what you paid for. If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.
>
>

Your responses are amazing. You find a way to trash everyone yet you're
an old, perpetually single "man" with SIX CATS!

On May 9, 6:56Â*pm, DK > wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
> >> On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>
> >>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> >>> wrote:
> >>>> Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> >>>> Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> >>>> The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> >>>> breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> >>>> size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> >>>> any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> >>>> them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> >>>> going to do.
> >>>> Alexm
> >>> Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> >>> get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> >>> that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> >>> total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
> >>> Lou
> >> You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> >> has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> >> shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>
> > You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> > shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> > "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> > what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> > fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> > functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.
>
> Your responses are amazing. Â*You find a way to trash everyone yet you're
> an old, perpetually single "man" with SIX CATS!

And you know all this about me how, you are clairvoyant?

But everyone here knows you have a pinhead IQ... a brine shrimp has a
higher IQ than you... only a dumb douchebag buys frozen breaded shrimp
and expects gourmet.

Sheldon wrote:
> On May 9, 6:56 pm, DK > wrote:
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>>>> On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
>>>>>> Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
>>>>>> The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
>>>>>> breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
>>>>>> size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
>>>>>> any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
>>>>>> them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
>>>>>> going to do.
>>>>>> Alexm
>>>>> Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
>>>>> get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
>>>>> that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
>>>>> total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>>>>> Lou
>>>> You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
>>>> has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
>>>> shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>>> You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
>>> shrimp with jumbo breading. If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
>>> "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
>>> what you paid for. If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
>>> fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
>>> functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.
>> Your responses are amazing. You find a way to trash everyone yet you're
>> an old, perpetually single "man" with SIX CATS!
>
> And you know all this about me how, you are clairvoyant?
>
> But everyone here knows you have a pinhead IQ... a brine shrimp has a
> higher IQ than you... only a dumb douchebag buys frozen breaded shrimp
> and expects gourmet.

I know it because I can read, Shelly, and you have made yourself an open
(albeit dumb) book.

"Everyone here", Shelly? You can hardly speak for yourself and you are
also too dumb to realize that I'm not the OP.

On May 9, 8:58Â*pm, DK > wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > On May 9, 6:56 pm, DK > wrote:
> >> Sheldon wrote:
> >>> On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
> >>>> On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
> >>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>> Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> >>>>>> Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> >>>>>> The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> >>>>>> breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> >>>>>> size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> >>>>>> any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> >>>>>> them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> >>>>>> going to do.
> >>>>>> Alexm
> >>>>> Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> >>>>> get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> >>>>> that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> >>>>> total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
> >>>>> Lou
> >>>> You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> >>>> has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> >>>> shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
> >>> You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> >>> shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> >>> "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> >>> what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> >>> fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> >>> functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.
> >> Your responses are amazing. Â*You find a way to trash everyone yet you're
> >> an old, perpetually single "man" with SIX CATS!
>
> > And you know all this about me how, you are clairvoyant?
>
> > But everyone here knows you have a pinhead IQ... a brine shrimp has a
> > higher IQ than you... only a dumb douchebag buys frozen breaded shrimp
> > and expects gourmet.
>
> I know it because I can read, Shelly, and you have made yourself an open
> (albeit dumb) book.
>
> "Everyone here", Shelly? Â*You can hardly speak for yourself and you are
> also too dumb to realize that I'm not the OP.

Sheesh but you're dumb, you just proved you can't read... ignoranus!

Sheldon wrote:

>
> Sheesh but you're dumb, you just proved you can't read... ignoranus!
>

"you have just proven" and "ignoramus" would be proper. You should
learn English before you call others "dumb" and follow that up with
gibberish, Shelly.

On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
> On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>
> > > On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> > > wrote:
>
> > > >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> > > >Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> > > >The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> > > >breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> > > >size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> > > >any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> > > >them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> > > >going to do.
>
> > > >Alexm
>
> > > Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> > > get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> > > that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> > > total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>
> > > Lou
>
> > You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> > has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> > shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>
> You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
offer. Period.

Alexm

AlexDunce sputtered:
> On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>
> > > > On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> > > > wrote:
>
> > > > >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> > > > >Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> > > > >The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> > > > >breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> > > > >size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> > > > >any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> > > > >them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> > > > >going to do.
>
> > > > >Alexm
>
> > > > Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> > > > get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> > > > that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> > > > total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>
> > > > Lou
>
> > > You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> > > has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> > > shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>
> > You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> > shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> > "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> > what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> > fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> > functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
> offer.

The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
(that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
greasy crumbs and a bucket. Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that
you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.

DummKopf wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
>
> > Sheesh but you're dumb, you just proved you can't read... ignoranus!
>
> and "ignoramus" would be proper. �

Well, you're that too...

But you are an ignoranus... ignorant and an asshole! <g>

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
> On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>
> > > On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> > > wrote:
>
> > > >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> > > >Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> > > >The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> > > >breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> > > >size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> > > >any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> > > >them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> > > >going to do.
>
> > > >Alexm
>
> > > Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> > > get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> > > that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> > > total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>
> > > Lou
>
> > You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> > has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> > shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>
> You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Well now we know that these breaded shrimp are terrible! And,
according to you, American consumers are "functionally illiterate dumb
douchebags". One does not fail to notice here a remarkable distain
for the consumer and absolutely no invective against the
manufacturer. Do you work for the company?

Alexm

On Sun 11 May 2008 09:47:34a, Alexm told us...

> On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
>> On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>>
>> > > On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
>> > > wrote:
>>
>> > > >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo
Breade
>> > > >d Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo i n
>> > > >size. The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when
>> > > >the breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium
in
>> > > >size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is n othing
any
>> > > >good any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such
products
>> > > >take them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I
>> > > >am going to do.
>>
>> > > >Alexm
>>
>> > > Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
>> > > get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count sh
rimp
>> > > in that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're eith
er
>> > > a total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>>
>> > > Lou
>>
>> > You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrim p.
>> > �It has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
>> > shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>>
>> You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
>> shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then bu y
>> "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
>> what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
>> fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
>> functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Well now we know that these breaded shrimp are terrible! And,
> according to you, American consumers are "functionally illiterate dumb
> douchebags". One does not fail to notice here a remarkable distain
> for the consumer and absolutely no invective against the
> manufacturer. Do you work for the company?
>
> Alexm
>

No, but he IS a jumbo breaded shrimp...tiny shrimp and brain with lots of
surrounding breading. This explains a lot.

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On May 11, 8:44Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
> Â*AlexDunce sputtered:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
>
> > > On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>
> > > > On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> > > > > wrote:
>
> > > > > >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> > > > > >Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> > > > > >The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> > > > > >breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> > > > > >size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> > > > > >any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> > > > > >them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> > > > > >going to do.
>
> > > > > >Alexm
>
> > > > > Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> > > > > get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> > > > > that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> > > > > total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>
> > > > > Lou
>
> > > > You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> > > > has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> > > > shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>
> > > You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> > > shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> > > "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> > > what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> > > fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> > > functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
> > offer.
>
> The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
> (that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
> larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
> make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
> an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
> greasy crumbs and a bucket. Â*Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that
> you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
> put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

You are probably fairly young and have no idea what quality used to
mean. Apparently you know quite a lot about KFC so I presume you are
a customer with, as you put it, an upper anatomical feature which has
an "imbecile headed point" into which you stuff the chicken. Do you
prefer the crispy?

Alexm

On Sun 11 May 2008 09:58:35a, Alexm told us...

> On May 11, 8:44Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
>> Â*AlexDunce sputtered:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
>>
>> > > On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>>
>> > > > On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>>
>> > > > > On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm <amcwill...
@msn.co
>> > > > > m> wrote:
>>
>> > > > > >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo
Br
>> > > > > >eaded Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near
jum
>> > > > > >bo in size. The breading is spread out to make them look large
>> > > > > >but, when the breading comes off, the shrimp look very much
less
>> > > > > >than medium in
>
>> > > > > >size. �What the heck is going on in this world? � Is
nothing
>> > > > > >any good any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such
>> > > > > >prod ucts take them back to the store and get a full refund -
>> > > > > >which is what I am
>
>> > > > > >going to do.
>>
>> > > > > >Alexm
>>
>> > > > > Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment
th
>> > > > > ey get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 coun
t
>> > > > > shrimp in that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves
>> > > > > you're either a total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>>
>> > > > > Lou
>>
>> > > > You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of s
>> > > > hrimp. �It has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in
>> > > > each breaded shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the
>> > > > amount of breadin g
>>
>> > > You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are
buying
>
>> > > shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp the n
>> > > buy "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got
>> > > exac tly what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely
>> > > your o wn fault... because you can't read... advertising agents
>> > > pander to functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide
>> > > quoted text -
>>
>> > > - Show quoted text -
>>
>> > The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
>> > offer.
>>
>> The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
>> (that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
>> larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
>> make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
>> an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
>> greasy crumbs and a bucket. Â*Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that
>
>> you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
>> put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.-
>> Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> You are probably fairly young and have no idea what quality used to
> mean. Apparently you know quite a lot about KFC so I presume you are
> a customer with, as you put it, an upper anatomical feature which has
> an "imbecile headed point" into which you stuff the chicken. Do you
> prefer the crispy?
>
> Alexm
>

You must be fairly new here, Alex. Sheldon is not at all fairly young, and
is very much the fool himself, proven time and time again by his comments,
misquotes, and outright lying, not to mention his vehement and vile
personal attacks on many in the group. You would be best to killfile him
early on and forget about him. A continuing exchange with him only
encourages further unacceptable behavior.

--
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Countdown till Memorial Day
2wks 13hrs 45mins
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On Sat, 10 May 2008 21:57:10 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
wrote:

>The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
>offer. Period.

Lesson learned, I hope. It's a newbie mistake you won't make again.

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remove the smile first

Sheldon wrote:
> DummKopf wrote:
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>
>>> Sheesh but you're dumb, you just proved you can't read... ignoranus!
>> and "ignoramus" would be proper. �
>
> Well, you're that too...
>
> But you are an ignoranus... ignorant and an asshole! <g>
>
> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

Shelly,

You *are* an adult, right? A ****ed up adult with *six* cats, right?

-dk

On Sun, 11 May 2008 16:52:59 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

>On Sun 11 May 2008 09:47:34a, Alexm told us...
>
>>
>> Well now we know that these breaded shrimp are terrible! And,
>> according to you, American consumers are "functionally illiterate dumb
>> douchebags". One does not fail to notice here a remarkable distain
>> for the consumer and absolutely no invective against the
>> manufacturer. Do you work for the company?
>>
>> Alexm
>>
>
>No, but he IS a jumbo breaded shrimp...tiny shrimp and brain with lots of
>surrounding breading. This explains a lot.

but somehow i doubt he would be any more palatable dipped in cocktail
sauce.

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 11 May 2008 17:21:50 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

>On Sun 11 May 2008 09:58:35a, Alexm told us...
>
>> On May 11, 8:44Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
>>>
>>> The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
>>> (that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
>>> larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
>>> make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
>>> an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
>>> greasy crumbs and a bucket. Â*Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that
>>
>>> you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
>>> put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.-
>>> Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> You are probably fairly young and have no idea what quality used to
>> mean. Apparently you know quite a lot about KFC so I presume you are
>> a customer with, as you put it, an upper anatomical feature which has
>> an "imbecile headed point" into which you stuff the chicken. Do you
>> prefer the crispy?
>>
>> Alexm
>>
>
>You must be fairly new here, Alex. Sheldon is not at all fairly young, and
>is very much the fool himself, proven time and time again by his comments,
>misquotes, and outright lying, not to mention his vehement and vile
>personal attacks on many in the group. You would be best to killfile him
>early on and forget about him. A continuing exchange with him only
>encourages further unacceptable behavior.

but sheldon is still one of god's children. a deranged, psychotic,
vengeful god...

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 11 May 2008 20:51:41 -0400, DK >
wrote:

>Sheldon wrote:
>> DummKopf wrote:
>>> Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>>> Sheesh but you're dumb, you just proved you can't read... ignoranus!
>>> and "ignoramus" would be proper. ?
>>
>> Well, you're that too...
>>
>> But you are an ignoranus... ignorant and an asshole! <g>
>>
>> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .
>
>Shelly,
>
>You *are* an adult, right? A ****ed up adult with *six* cats, right?
>
>-dk

cats who say rude things about him behind his back.

your pal,
blake

On Mon 12 May 2008 10:06:21a, blake murphy told us...

> On Sun, 11 May 2008 16:52:59 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
>
>>On Sun 11 May 2008 09:47:34a, Alexm told us...
>>
>>>
>>> Well now we know that these breaded shrimp are terrible! And,
according
>>> to you, American consumers are "functionally illiterate dumb
>>> douchebags". One does not fail to notice here a remarkable distain for
>>> the consumer and absolutely no invective against the manufacturer. Do
>>> you work for the company?
>>>
>>> Alexm
>>>
>>
>>No, but he IS a jumbo breaded shrimp...tiny shrimp and brain with lots of
>>surrounding breading. This explains a lot.
>
> but somehow i doubt he would be any more palatable dipped in cocktail
> sauce.
>
> your pal,
> blake
>
>
>

A carbolic acid dip would be a better solution.

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On Mon 12 May 2008 10:09:27a, blake murphy told us...

> On Sun, 11 May 2008 17:21:50 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
>
>>On Sun 11 May 2008 09:58:35a, Alexm told us...
>>
>>> On May 11, 8:44Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
>>>>
>>>> The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
>>>> (that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
>>>> larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
>>>> make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
>>>> an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
>>>> greasy crumbs and a bucket. Â*Breaded shimp is an illusion... and
>>>> that
>>>
>>>> you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
>>>> put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.-
>>>> Hide quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> You are probably fairly young and have no idea what quality used to
>>> mean. Apparently you know quite a lot about KFC so I presume you are
>>> a customer with, as you put it, an upper anatomical feature which has
>>> an "imbecile headed point" into which you stuff the chicken. Do you
>>> prefer the crispy?
>>>
>>> Alexm
>>>
>>
>>You must be fairly new here, Alex. Sheldon is not at all fairly young,
>>and is very much the fool himself, proven time and time again by his
>>comments, misquotes, and outright lying, not to mention his vehement and
>>vile personal attacks on many in the group. You would be best to
>>killfile him early on and forget about him. A continuing exchange with
>>him only encourages further unacceptable behavior.
>
> but sheldon is still one of god's children. a deranged, psychotic,
> vengeful god...
>
> your pal,
> blake
>

An apt conclusion!

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On Thu, 8 May 2008 21:51:26 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
wrote:

>On Apr 17, 10:40*am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
>> >Butterfly Shrimp". *Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
>> >The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
>> >breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
>> >size. *What the heck is going on in this world? *Is nothing any good
>> >any more? *I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
>> >them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
>> >going to do.
>>
>> >Alexm
>>
>> Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
>> get. *Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
>> that tiny little 9 oz. box? *Taking it back proves you're either a
>> total idiot, or a troll. *Maybe both.
>>
>> Lou
>
>You don't get it.


LOL.. I think YOU don't get "it" or "anything" else. You bought
garbage and expected it to taste good. Taking it back is like
returning a McDonalds meal because it didn't taste like a real
home-cooked burger. You got what you bought and paid for.

>It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. It
>has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
>shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>and the size of the shrimp compared to the size of the breading).

Did the word "jumbo" confuse you? Or didn't you understand the box
was 9 oz.? Do you think a company is going to sell a box of 4-5
breaded shrimp to meet your definition of jumbo and be 9 oz?

>Another way of putting it: Suppose you ordered a hot dog in a bun - a
>hot dog bun of usual size- and when you got it you found that the hot
>dog inside the bun was only about as large as you little finger.

Comparing even the worst hotdog joint to the frozen crap you bought is
insane. Hopefully you've learned your lesson and won't buy them
again. But I have a suspicion you live on frozen fish sticks and
frozen pizza.

> Get the picture? Or do you need a 100 page dissertation.

I'll need the 100 pages please. Start typing now. I'm leaving
tomorrow for about 5 days and I'll look forward to reading it when I
return.

>The product was no good.

99% of the junk in the freezer case is no good. But most people who
buy it realize that, and buy it because they can't cook for
themselves, or use it as emergency food. I'll even have a frozen
pizza once in awhile. But I don't return it because it doesn't taste
like what I can make for myself or what's available at a quality pizza
parlor.

>Anyone with a minimum of intelligence would return the
>product and get a refund.

I'll judge your intelligence after I read your 100 pages.

Lou

sumbuddy rote:

">Another way of putting it: Suppose you ordered a hot dog in a bun -
a
>hot dog bun of usual size- and when you got it you found that the hot
>dog inside the bun was only about as large as you little finger. "

I bet this happens every time he changes his underwear . . . .
Lynn in Fargo

On Tue, 13 May 2008 09:59:01 -0700 (PDT), Lynn from Fargo
> wrote:

>sumbuddy rote:
>
>">Another way of putting it: Suppose you ordered a hot dog in a bun -
>a
>>hot dog bun of usual size- and when you got it you found that the hot
>>dog inside the bun was only about as large as you little finger. "
>
>I bet this happens every time he changes his underwear . . . .
>Lynn in Fargo
>
He'd try to return the penis shrinking underwear.

I can see him telling the associate:

"It looked so full on the package"

Lou