We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
dangers of swimming in a lake?

Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?

I know crocodiles and alligators. But the lake I'm thinking of
doesn't have those. So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
could kill you?

You know what really freaks me out is seaweed, hate to be swimming in
some seaweed, that shit is gross don't you think?

"Celebrity Perkoff Club" > wrote in message
...
> We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
> dangers of swimming in a lake?
>
> Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?
>
> I know crocodiles and alligators. But the lake I'm thinking of
> doesn't have those. So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
> could kill you?

Nessie.

LG
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Celebrity Jerkoff Club wrote:
>
> We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
> dangers of swimming in a lake?
>
> Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?

---> http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3669950745

"Celebrity Perkoff Club" > wrote in message
...
| We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
| dangers of swimming in a lake?
|
| Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?
|
| I know crocodiles and alligators. But the lake I'm thinking of
| doesn't have those. So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
| could kill you?

Brain eating amebas?

Bruce Olin

On Apr 28, 3:41 am, Celebrity Perkoff Club > wrote:
> We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
> dangers of swimming in a lake?
>
> Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?
>
> I know crocodiles and alligators. But the lake I'm thinking of
> doesn't have those. So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
> could kill you?
>
> You know what really freaks me out is seaweed, hate to be swimming in
> some seaweed, that shit is gross don't you think?

Struck by drunk jet ski drivers, amoeba infections, water moccasin
(snake) bite,
and believe it or not, *dehydration* are all recent causes of deaths
on recreational lakes.

On Apr 28, 11:10�am, "Bruce Olin" > wrote:
> "Celebrity Perkoff Club" > wrote in ...
> | We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
> | dangers of swimming in a lake?
> |
> | Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?
> |
> | I know crocodiles and alligators. �But the lake I'm thinking of
> | doesn't have those. �So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
> | could kill you?
>
> Brain eating amebas?
>
> Bruce Olin

You'll be safe.

> On Apr 28, 3:41 am, Celebrity Perkoff Club > wrote:
> > I know crocodiles and alligators. *But the lake I'm thinking of
> > doesn't have those. *So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
> > could kill you?

Ever hear of drowning in that H2O stuff?

HTH

On Apr 28, 11:10�am, "Bruce Olin" > wrote:
> "Celebrity Perkoff Club" > wrote in ...
> | We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
> | dangers of swimming in a lake?
> |
> | Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?
> |
> | I know crocodiles and alligators. �But the lake I'm thinking of
> | doesn't have those. �So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
> | could kill you?
>
> Brain eating amebas?
>
> Bruce Olin

I think it was Huckabee's son. He makes his own whirlpool when he
jumps in the lake. Does that family ever stop eating? Thank God that
Idiot Huckabee is not in the news anymore, what a homely looking man.

On Apr 28, 10:11*am, James Of Tucson > wrote:
> On Apr 28, 3:41 am, Celebrity Perkoff Club > wrote:
>
> > We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
> > dangers of swimming in a lake?
>
> > Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?
>
> > I know crocodiles and alligators. *But the lake I'm thinking of
> > doesn't have those. *So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
> > could kill you?
>
> > You know what really freaks me out is seaweed, hate to be swimming in
> > some seaweed, that shit is gross don't you think?
>
> Struck by drunk jet ski drivers, amoeba infections, water moccasin
> (snake) bite,
> and believe it or not, *dehydration* are all recent causes of deaths
> on recreational lakes.


Also, flesh-eating bacteria - if you have an open sore, you're in
danger....

N.

"Nancy2" > wrote in message
...
On Apr 28, 10:11 am, James Of Tucson > wrote:
> On Apr 28, 3:41 am, Celebrity Perkoff Club > wrote:
>
> > We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
> > dangers of swimming in a lake?
>
> > Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?
>
> > I know crocodiles and alligators. But the lake I'm thinking of
> > doesn't have those. So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
> > could kill you?
>
> > You know what really freaks me out is seaweed, hate to be swimming in
> > some seaweed, that shit is gross don't you think?
>
> Struck by drunk jet ski drivers, amoeba infections, water moccasin
> (snake) bite,
> and believe it or not, *dehydration* are all recent causes of deaths
> on recreational lakes.


>Also, flesh-eating bacteria - if you have an open sore, you're in
>danger....

I read in a hunting magaziner about some parasite that lives in water and
enters your brain!
Naegleria fowleri.

news > wrote:

> I read in a hunting magaziner about some parasite that lives in water and
> enters your brain!
> Naegleria fowleri.

ObFood: You know you can make limburger cheese from the sweat in
your armpits? Brevibacterium linens is a great cheese starter.

-sw

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:41:33 -0700 (PDT), Celebrity Perkoff Club > wrote:

>We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
>dangers of swimming in a lake?
>
>Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?

Nothing to worry about there. Watch for snakes if there are
any poisonous ones in the lake you're thinking about. If not,
nothing to worry about there either. If you want to be sure about
that one, you can call the lake management office and they can
almost certainly either tell you if it's a concern and where the
snakes have been observed, or tell you who can.

>I know crocodiles and alligators. But the lake I'm thinking of
>doesn't have those. So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
>could kill you?

Most people who die in a lake die because of some simple
stupid mistake, or because of a situation that came up because
of the motion of waves and boats. Watch out for ropes. They
can move sometimes and trip you or grab you... Don't get hit
by a boat or pwc. Probably a very high percentage of the deaths
on lakes involve people being too drunk for the situation, so keep
that in mind. The lake won't forgive you for any bad decisions.

>You know what really freaks me out is seaweed, hate to be swimming in
>some seaweed, that shit is gross don't you think?

Sometimes it's cool to get around it, and swim in it. If you
can learn to like it, then you'll like it instead of being freaked
out by it. Think how much more fun that would be. :¬)

On Apr 28, 6:41 am, Celebrity Perkoff Club > wrote:
> We all know the dangers of swimming in the ocean(Sharks) what are the
> dangers of swimming in a lake?
>
> Is there any kind of really bad ass fish or something like that?
>
> I know crocodiles and alligators. But the lake I'm thinking of
> doesn't have those. So besides crocs and alligators what in a lake
> could kill you?
>
> You know what really freaks me out is seaweed, hate to be swimming in
> some seaweed, that shit is gross don't you think?

Perkoff, what, are ya lost? Get back to Alt Whackos where ya belong.
At least in ADP and ADPC they all know you are whacko.
OH