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blake murphy wrote:
> On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 22:29:23 -0400, "Edwin Pawlowski" >
> wrote:


>>
>> Denver is located in the center of the Front Range Urban Corridor between
>> the Rock Mountains to the west and the High Plains to the east. It may be
>> flat, but it was pushed up 5280 feet by something, sort of like mountains.
>>

>
> the whole town is on stilts. should be handy when global warming
> really kicks in.
>
> your pal,
> blake


Jeezum, you guys.You aren't helping th cause of Geographical Literacy
any, ya know.

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Gloria P wrote:

> hej, hejdo
> tak sa micket


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On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:01:03 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:22:55 -0700, sf <.> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:37:52 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>>
>>>it's outside, for god's sake, not in a pressurized chamber.

>>
>>It doesn't matter where they smoke. Nonsmokers end up wearing the
>>smoke home and often have to take a shower and wash their hair to
>>fully rid themselves of cigarette stink.

>
>after spending ten seconds walking through an outdoor area where
>people are smoking? if you say so.
>
>maybe you folks can succeed in relocating all smoking areas to the
>moon.
>

Aha, you're a smoker too?

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On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 13:56:48 -0400, "cybercat" >
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>"blake murphy" > wrote in message


>> life is
>> nasty, brutish and short with of without second-hand cigarette smoke.

>
>Only if you're doing it right.
>


I like your attitude!

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On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:27:25 -0700, sf <.> wrote:

>On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:01:03 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:22:55 -0700, sf <.> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:37:52 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>>>
>>>>it's outside, for god's sake, not in a pressurized chamber.
>>>
>>>It doesn't matter where they smoke. Nonsmokers end up wearing the
>>>smoke home and often have to take a shower and wash their hair to
>>>fully rid themselves of cigarette stink.

>>
>>after spending ten seconds walking through an outdoor area where
>>people are smoking? if you say so.
>>
>>maybe you folks can succeed in relocating all smoking areas to the
>>moon.
>>

>Aha, you're a smoker too?


yes, but i don't blow my smoke up innocent bystanders' noses.

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"blake murphy" > wrote in message
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> On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:27:25 -0700, sf <.> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:01:03 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:22:55 -0700, sf <.> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:37:52 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>it's outside, for god's sake, not in a pressurized chamber.
>>>>
>>>>It doesn't matter where they smoke. Nonsmokers end up wearing the
>>>>smoke home and often have to take a shower and wash their hair to
>>>>fully rid themselves of cigarette stink.
>>>
>>>after spending ten seconds walking through an outdoor area where
>>>people are smoking? if you say so.
>>>
>>>maybe you folks can succeed in relocating all smoking areas to the
>>>moon.
>>>

>>Aha, you're a smoker too?

>
> yes, but i don't blow my smoke up innocent bystanders' noses.
>

It's okay, sometimes I like stinky things.


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On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 13:56:48 -0400, "cybercat" >
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>"blake murphy" > wrote in message
.. .
>> On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 15:26:06 -0400, "cybercat" >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"sf" <.> wrote in message
...
>>>> On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 13:26:49 -0400, "Edwin Pawlowski" >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"sf" <.> wrote in message
>>>>>> How about that SUV driver with a cigarette in one hand, a cell in the
>>>>>> other and a bunch of kids in the back?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I keep hearing various states want to pass laws that you cannot smoke in
>>>>>a
>>>>>car with kids. Much as I dislike smoking, I'm against such a law. My
>>>>>car
>>>>>is
>>>>>sort of an extension of my home and aside from improper driving or
>>>>>endangering, I should be free to do what I like.
>>>>>
>>>> IMO, it's dangerous in the respect that it takes one hand off the
>>>> wheel - just like cell phones. Unlike cell phones, you're distracted
>>>> by talking to a disembodied person.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>I live in a tobacco state, smoked from age 15 to 40, and STILL know that
>>>people who try to defend smoking are out of their ****ing minds.
>>>
>>>Screw the health concerns, the expense, the contact smoke.
>>>
>>>YOU ASSHOLES STINK!
>>>
>>>You smell bad, your houses and cars smell bad, and anyone visiting you
>>>winds
>>>up smelling bad.
>>>

>>
>> i don't defend smoking so much as twit non-smoking zealots.

>
>I always have too. But of the two, SMOKING zealots are invariably
>the more stupid. Stupid people get on my nerves, especially when they
>are loud and persistant like Michael. And Greg. And ... well, hell, I
>guess I am just ill tempered.
>
>
>> life is
>> nasty, brutish and short with of without second-hand cigarette smoke.

>
>Only if you're doing it right.
>
>> man up.
>>

>
>Is it too much to ask to expect less people to act like imbeciles?
>
>Never mind.
>
>By now I know it is.
>
>Meanwhile, I do miss my cigs, and I always will. Talk about reliable
>fwends. Stinky, but ever present.
>


ah, a reformed smoker. say no more.

you have both my sympathy and grudging admiration.

your pal,
blake
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On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 18:52:24 +0100, Janet Baraclough
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>The message >
>from blake murphy > contains these words:
>
>
>> well sure, if we get rid of the stupid people, all our problems would
>> be over. but then there'd still be left the not-very-smart people and
>> what to do about them?

>
> let's get them all into a usenet group
>
>
> oops
>
> Janet


that's all well and good, but evidently it won't make them smarter.

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On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 14:51:36 -0400, "cybercat" >
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>"Janet Baraclough" > wrote in message
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>> The message >
>> from blake murphy > contains these words:
>>
>>
>>> well sure, if we get rid of the stupid people, all our problems would
>>> be over. but then there'd still be left the not-very-smart people and
>>> what to do about them?

>>
>> let's get them all into a usenet group
>>

>
>What do you mean, "let's?" In this theoretical scenario, all you stupid
>people would be gone.
>


the bell curve would just shift over a little bit and all of a sudden
you aren't as smart as you once were.

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On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 14:55:15 -0400, "cybercat" >
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>"blake murphy" > wrote >
>> well sure, if we get rid of the stupid people, all our problems would
>> be over. but then there'd still be left the not-very-smart people and
>> what to do about them?
>>

>
>We could form a club! But no assholes, we can't have ANY assholes
>in our club. So, just not-very-smart, non-assholes.
>
>Oh, and no namby, pamby, stupid people apologists, you know the
>type. The ones who keep saying things like, "THAT wasn't very nice,"
>or "Can't we all just get along."
>


we'll just exclude all the gurls.

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On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:08:40 -0400, Dave Smith
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>blake murphy wrote:
>
>>
>> > As if it is not bad enough that you are crammed into those miniature seats for
>> >extended periods but you have to share the air with people who may be carrying
>> >germs from wherever it is they have been travelling. I am looking forward to
>> >leaving on my Scandinavian holiday in two days but I am not looking forward to
>> >sitting in an air plane for close to 13 hours.
>> >

>>
>> my advice is to drink heavily.
>>

>
>LOL.... like I need to be told to drink :-)
>


you might forget after the first drink or two. attention must be
paid!

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blake murphy wrote:

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> you might forget after the first drink or two. attention must be
> paid!


That is even less likely :-)

AAMOF I am stinking of cutting my wife of booze because she is suffering from brain
farts. Half an hour ago she asked me if I wanted a drink. Silly question I know, but I
said yes. She asked what, and since she was offering, I asked for a Manhattan. She just
came out and asked me if we had enough limes for a Mojito? I thought there was but she
doesn't drink them. It seems that I said Manhattan and she heard Mojito.



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On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:18:23 -0400, "cybercat" >
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>"blake murphy" > wrote in message
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>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:27:25 -0700, sf <.> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:01:03 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:22:55 -0700, sf <.> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:37:52 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>it's outside, for god's sake, not in a pressurized chamber.
>>>>>
>>>>>It doesn't matter where they smoke. Nonsmokers end up wearing the
>>>>>smoke home and often have to take a shower and wash their hair to
>>>>>fully rid themselves of cigarette stink.
>>>>
>>>>after spending ten seconds walking through an outdoor area where
>>>>people are smoking? if you say so.
>>>>
>>>>maybe you folks can succeed in relocating all smoking areas to the
>>>>moon.
>>>>
>>>Aha, you're a smoker too?

>>
>> yes, but i don't blow my smoke up innocent bystanders' noses.
>>

>It's okay, sometimes I like stinky things.
>


that's good. i thought our love affair might be over before it
started.

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On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:23:23 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\""
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>blake murphy >
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>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:27:25 -0700, sf <.> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:01:03 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:22:55 -0700, sf <.> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:37:52 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>it's outside, for god's sake, not in a pressurized chamber.
>>>>>
>>>>>It doesn't matter where they smoke. Nonsmokers end up wearing the
>>>>>smoke home and often have to take a shower and wash their hair to
>>>>>fully rid themselves of cigarette stink.
>>>>
>>>>after spending ten seconds walking through an outdoor area where
>>>>people are smoking? if you say so.
>>>>
>>>>maybe you folks can succeed in relocating all smoking areas to the
>>>>moon.
>>>>
>>>Aha, you're a smoker too?

>>
>> yes, but i don't blow my smoke up innocent bystanders' noses.

>
>You don't? But you're supposed to. It's the law.
>
>Michael


i'm a slacker. too much pot in my (thank god) misspent youth, i
suppose.

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On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:35:43 -0400, Dave Smith
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>blake murphy wrote:
>
>>
>> you might forget after the first drink or two. attention must be
>> paid!

>
>That is even less likely :-)
>
>AAMOF I am stinking of cutting my wife of booze because she is suffering from brain
>farts. Half an hour ago she asked me if I wanted a drink. Silly question I know, but I
>said yes. She asked what, and since she was offering, I asked for a Manhattan. She just
>came out and asked me if we had enough limes for a Mojito? I thought there was but she
>doesn't drink them. It seems that I said Manhattan and she heard Mojito.
>


clearly, you need a full-time bartender. or maybe just part-time.

your pal,
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On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:11:03 -0400, Dave Smith
> fired up random neurons and synapses to
opine:

> As if it is not bad enough that you are crammed into those miniature seats for
>extended periods but you have to share the air with people who may be carrying
>germs from wherever it is they have been travelling. I am looking forward to
>leaving on my Scandinavian holiday in two days but I am not looking forward to
>sitting in an air plane for close to 13 hours.
>

This won't help the "shared air" problem, but I found a cool
pocket/purse-sized spray called "Persani," which claims to kill 99
9/10% of germs, (about which claim, as an old chemistry major, I do a
major eyeball roll), but it's better than nothing. I keep it in my
purse and use it the minute I get out of a public building where I've
touched escalator handrails, restroom door handles or shaken hands
with opposing counsel <g>

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd...not an attorney but I could play one on
TV
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old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

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On Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:28:18 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
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>On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:11:03 -0400, Dave Smith
> fired up random neurons and synapses to
>opine:
>
>> As if it is not bad enough that you are crammed into those miniature seats for
>>extended periods but you have to share the air with people who may be carrying
>>germs from wherever it is they have been travelling. I am looking forward to
>>leaving on my Scandinavian holiday in two days but I am not looking forward to
>>sitting in an air plane for close to 13 hours.
>>

>This won't help the "shared air" problem, but I found a cool
>pocket/purse-sized spray called "Persani," which claims to kill 99
>9/10% of germs, (about which claim, as an old chemistry major, I do a
>major eyeball roll), but it's better than nothing. I keep it in my
>purse and use it the minute I get out of a public building where I've
>touched escalator handrails, restroom door handles or shaken hands
>with opposing counsel <g>
>
>Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd...not an attorney but I could play one on
>TV


why not just live in a large plastic bag?

your pal,
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On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:13:51 GMT, blake murphy
> fired up random neurons and synapses to
opine:

>why not just live in a large plastic bag?


Well, there's a thought, although breathing might become problematic.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
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