Yesterday afternoon I watched the repeat of this ep but started to doze
off (it had been a long day in the ICU). Did SLop blame the Raspberry
Ripple cake or just the white jizz she dribbled all over it on a fandra?
I laughed at the clumsier than usual voice-overs that sound like they
were made in a bathroom stall ("it is MADE with air-O-matics!")

I saw her fishing ribletts out of a red greasy fluid, which I fail to
see how relates to southern cooking, and her over-the-top
golf-themed tablerape. Did she make those cupcakes or buy them
somewhwere? I am guessing the latter.

SLop staggered in to annouce Cocktail Time clutching a bottle of scotch
and ... another bottle of scotch, but I nearly fainted dead away when
she obviously did not enjoy either of this week's mocktails. Mom made a
similar face when I told her with what she topped off the virgin bloody
mary drink (an ice-cold beer).


Mom asked about the text on SLop's shirt (which looked TERRIBLE on her!)
and I wasn't sure if it was "Hi" or "Chi[c]" (I couldn't see a second
"c"). SLop once again changed her clothes before the tablerape segment
for SOME reason. She needs to quit buying clothes from Forever 21.
Seriously.


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On Jun 10, 3:15*pm, Ubiquitous > wrote:

> SLop staggered in to annouce Cocktail Time clutching a bottle of scotch
> and ... another bottle of scotch, but I nearly fainted dead away when
> she obviously did not enjoy either of this week's mocktails. Mom made a
> similar face when I told her with what she topped off the virgin bloody
> mary drink (an ice-cold beer).

There was a BI in the New York Post a couple of months ago that said a
well-known female cooking show host was banned from having alcohol on
the set.....it was narrowed down to Martha Stewart, Paula Deen and
Aunt Sandy. My money is on Sandy.

wrote:

> There was a BI in the New York Post a couple of months ago that said a
> well-known female cooking show host was banned from having alcohol on
> the set.....it was narrowed down to Martha Stewart, Paula Deen and
> Aunt Sandy. My money is on Sandy.

I dunno... I seem to recall Paula throwing back some beers with her
"boys" one episode. And another episode where she did some seriously
flameable punch.....

In article >,
wrote:
>Goomba > : in
>rec.food.cooking
>> wrote:

>>> There was a BI in the New York Post a couple of months ago that said a
>>> well-known female cooking show host was banned from having alcohol on
>>> the set.....it was narrowed down to Martha Stewart, Paula Deen and
>>> Aunt Sandy. My money is on Sandy.
>>
>> I dunno... I seem to recall Paula throwing back some beers with her
>> "boys" one episode. And another episode where she did some seriously
>> flameable punch.....
>
>I didn't see the article. Did it say if the host was past or present?

I think I posted a link here once. IIRC, it was a blind item on some
gossip page.


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In article >,
"Michael \"Dog3\"" > wrote:

> Goomba > : in
> rec.food.cooking
>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> There was a BI in the New York Post a couple of months ago that said a
> >> well-known female cooking show host was banned from having alcohol on
> >> the set.....it was narrowed down to Martha Stewart, Paula Deen and
> >> Aunt Sandy. My money is on Sandy.
> >
> > I dunno... I seem to recall Paula throwing back some beers with her
> > "boys" one episode. And another episode where she did some seriously
> > flameable punch.....
>
> I didn't see the article. Did it say if the host was past or present?
> Could have been Julia Child or Nathalie Dupree.
>
> Michael

Might be a condition of Martha's parole.

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So, today's SLop was an SD show stretched out to be HD. First, this
makes SLop short and fat. Second, they used that unholy stretching
method that unevenly smears the sides, so during the constant camera
panning back and forth all the food and dishes and her hands were
flowing and distorting and it's the only thing they could have done to
make her food less appealing.

Pull much more of this crap, Food TV, and we won't be watching you at
all any more.

If you don't have an HD version of the show, just run the damned SD
version with side bars.

Then, insult to injury

She makes Guac
and extends it by adding PEAS
gah

Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off IN
THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you break it,
you've bought it.

Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in the
skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots of good
flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH WITH A FORK SO
YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.

Sigh.

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Anim8rFSK wrote:

> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off IN
> THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you break it,
> you've bought it.
>
> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in the
> skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots of
> good flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH WITH A
> FORK SO YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.

Too bad I can't find when it will be aired again, this I've got to see
for myself.

nancy

Nancy Young wrote:
> Anim8rFSK wrote:
>
>> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off
>> IN THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you
>> break it, you've bought it.
>>
>> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in
>> the skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots
>> of good flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH
>> WITH A FORK SO YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
>
> Too bad I can't find when it will be aired again, this I've got to see
> for myself.

I take it back, it's on tomorrow.

nancy

In article >,
"Nancy Young" > wrote:

> Nancy Young wrote:
> > Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >
> >> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off
> >> IN THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you
> >> break it, you've bought it.
> >>
> >> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in
> >> the skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots
> >> of good flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH
> >> WITH A FORK SO YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
> >
> > Too bad I can't find when it will be aired again, this I've got to see
> > for myself.
>
> I take it back, it's on tomorrow.
>
> nancy

Just try to sleep tonight - just try!

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Hip Hip Hurrah!

Anim8rFSK wrote:

> "Nancy Young" > wrote:
>
>> Nancy Young wrote:
>>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
>>>
>>>> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off
>>>> IN THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you
>>>> break it, you've bought it.
>>>>
>>>> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in
>>>> the skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots
>>>> of good flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH
>>>> WITH A FORK SO YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
>>>
>>> Too bad I can't find when it will be aired again, this I've got to
>>> see for myself.
>>
>> I take it back, it's on tomorrow.

> Just try to sleep tonight - just try!

(laugh) I'm on pins and needles, but I'll try.

nancy

In article >,
"Nancy Young" > wrote:

> Anim8rFSK wrote:
>
> > "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> >
> >> Nancy Young wrote:
> >>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off
> >>>> IN THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you
> >>>> break it, you've bought it.
> >>>>
> >>>> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in
> >>>> the skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots
> >>>> of good flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH
> >>>> WITH A FORK SO YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
> >>>
> >>> Too bad I can't find when it will be aired again, this I've got to
> >>> see for myself.
> >>
> >> I take it back, it's on tomorrow.
>
> > Just try to sleep tonight - just try!
>
> (laugh) I'm on pins and needles, but I'll try.
>
> nancy

hee hee

notice that she serves the sandwich upside down

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"Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
...
> So, today's SLop was an SD show stretched out to be HD. First, this
> makes SLop short and fat. Second, they used that unholy stretching
> method that unevenly smears the sides, so during the constant camera
> panning back and forth all the food and dishes and her hands were
> flowing and distorting and it's the only thing they could have done to
> make her food less appealing.
>
> Pull much more of this crap, Food TV, and we won't be watching you at
> all any more.
>
> If you don't have an HD version of the show, just run the damned SD
> version with side bars.
>
> Then, insult to injury
>
> She makes Guac
> and extends it by adding PEAS
> gah
>
> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off IN
> THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you break it,
> you've bought it.
>
> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in the
> skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots of good
> flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH WITH A FORK SO
> YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
>
> Sigh.


Based upon your description she needs a semi-lobotomy.

Dimitri

"Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Nancy Young" > wrote:
>
>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
>>
>> > "Nancy Young" > wrote:
>> >
>> >> Nancy Young wrote:
>> >>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off
>> >>>> IN THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you
>> >>>> break it, you've bought it.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in
>> >>>> the skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots
>> >>>> of good flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH
>> >>>> WITH A FORK SO YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
>> >>>
>> >>> Too bad I can't find when it will be aired again, this I've got to
>> >>> see for myself.
>> >>
>> >> I take it back, it's on tomorrow.
>>
>> > Just try to sleep tonight - just try!
>>
>> (laugh) I'm on pins and needles, but I'll try.
>>
>> nancy
>
> hee hee
>
> notice that she serves the sandwich upside down

No stretching or weird video artifacts on what I saw, ever so briefly, as
Sandra was wearing this absolutely god-awful yellow and white get up. And
she was making some kind of Panini and a fruit salsa or something. Maybe I
saw a different episode. But, it was in glorious HD!

** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

In article >,
"Kevin" > wrote:

> "Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >,
> > "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> >
> >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Nancy Young wrote:
> >> >>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off
> >> >>>> IN THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you
> >> >>>> break it, you've bought it.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in
> >> >>>> the skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots
> >> >>>> of good flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH
> >> >>>> WITH A FORK SO YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Too bad I can't find when it will be aired again, this I've got to
> >> >>> see for myself.
> >> >>
> >> >> I take it back, it's on tomorrow.
> >>
> >> > Just try to sleep tonight - just try!
> >>
> >> (laugh) I'm on pins and needles, but I'll try.
> >>
> >> nancy
> >
> > hee hee
> >
> > notice that she serves the sandwich upside down
>
> No stretching or weird video artifacts on what I saw, ever so briefly, as
> Sandra was wearing this absolutely god-awful yellow and white get up. And
> she was making some kind of Panini and a fruit salsa or something. Maybe I
> saw a different episode. But, it was in glorious HD!
>
> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

Yeah, that's what she wore and made. SD stretched out here; it was
horrible.

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Dimitri wrote:
>
> "Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message

>>
>> She makes Guac
>> and extends it by adding PEAS
>> gah
>>
>> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off IN
>> THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you break it,
>> you've bought it.
>>
>> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in the
>> skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots of good
>> flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH WITH A FORK SO
>> YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
>>
>> Sigh.
>
>
> Based upon your description she needs a semi-lobotomy.
>
> Dimitri


A couple of dope-slaps and tearing up her contract might work better.

gloria p

In article >,
"Dimitri" > wrote:

> "Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
> ...
> > So, today's SLop was an SD show stretched out to be HD. First, this
> > makes SLop short and fat. Second, they used that unholy stretching
> > method that unevenly smears the sides, so during the constant camera
> > panning back and forth all the food and dishes and her hands were
> > flowing and distorting and it's the only thing they could have done to
> > make her food less appealing.
> >
> > Pull much more of this crap, Food TV, and we won't be watching you at
> > all any more.
> >
> > If you don't have an HD version of the show, just run the damned SD
> > version with side bars.
> >
> > Then, insult to injury
> >
> > She makes Guac
> > and extends it by adding PEAS
> > gah
> >
> > Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off IN
> > THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you break it,
> > you've bought it.
> >
> > Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in the
> > skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots of good
> > flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH WITH A FORK SO
> > YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
> >
> > Sigh.
>
>
> Based upon your description she needs a semi-lobotomy.
>
> Dimitri

reversal.

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