It happened again. Bread canceled.

My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is the
second time I been ROBBED!!!

I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads ingredient
labels.

The BUMS!!!

Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses but
that too!

On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))

Andy

Andy <q> wrote in :

> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This
> is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>
> I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads
> ingredient labels.
>
> The BUMS!!!
>
> Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses
> but that too!
>
> On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
>
> Andy
>

Hit the Pharmacy...they sell small almost key fob compatable fold away
magnafying lenses...pocket sized very handy for reading the fine print
on labels. The lense can live in your pants pocket like a pocket knife.
Very handy when your reading glasses aren't where your need to read.
Priced under $5.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

hahabogus said...

> Andy <q> wrote in :
>
>> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>
>> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This
>> is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>
>> I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads
>> ingredient labels.
>>
>> The BUMS!!!
>>
>> Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses
>> but that too!
>>
>> On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> Hit the Pharmacy...they sell small almost key fob compatable fold away
> magnafying lenses...pocket sized very handy for reading the fine print
> on labels. The lense can live in your pants pocket like a pocket knife.
> Very handy when your reading glasses aren't where your need to read.
> Priced under $5.


Alan,

That's a good idea, only I'm familiar with the products I buy so I didn't
think to bring them along.

I dialed the 3 other nearby ACME markets and they don't have my bread
either.

Why don't they have a "To be discontinued" white board when you enter the
market!!?

Dammit!!!

Best,

Andy

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is the
> second time I been ROBBED!!!
>
> I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads ingredient
> labels.
>
> The BUMS!!!
>
> Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses but
> that too!
>
> On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))

Andy,

Have you considered getting a bread machine and making your own bread?

Stan Horwitz said...

> Have you considered getting a bread machine and making your own bread?


Stan,

I have, many times!!!

How's the weather on your end of town?

Best,

Andy
80° F. (in the shade).

Andy wrote:
> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is the
> second time I been ROBBED!!!
>

>
> Andy

have you called the market's corporate headquarters and "pitched a
bitch" ? usually this happens when the sales have dropped. also,
call the baking company, and ask if the product line has been
discontinued or where the nearest retailer to your address is located.

harriet & critters in cooler azusa

mequeenbe.nospam said...

>
>
> Andy wrote:
>> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>
>> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is
>> the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>
>
>>
>> Andy
>
> have you called the market's corporate headquarters and "pitched a
> bitch" ? usually this happens when the sales have dropped. also,
> call the baking company, and ask if the product line has been
> discontinued or where the nearest retailer to your address is located.
>
> harriet & critters in cooler azusa


harriet & critters,

I have half a loaf and half a mind (some would disagree) to do just that!


Best,

Andy

hahabogus wrote:

> Andy <q> wrote in :
>
>> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>
>> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This
>> is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>
>> I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads
>> ingredient labels.
>>
>> The BUMS!!!
>>
>> Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses
>> but that too!
>>
>> On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> Hit the Pharmacy...they sell small almost key fob compatable fold away
> magnafying lenses...pocket sized very handy for reading the fine print
> on labels. The lense can live in your pants pocket like a pocket knife.
> Very handy when your reading glasses aren't where your need to read.
> Priced under $5.

For five bucks you can get a spare pair of reading glasses to keep in the
car for times like that.


--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project --> http://improve-usenet.org
Found: a free GG-blocking news *feed* --> http://usenet4all.se

Blinky the Shark said...

> hahabogus wrote:
>
>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>
>>> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>>
>>> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This
>>> is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>>
>>> I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads
>>> ingredient labels.
>>>
>>> The BUMS!!!
>>>
>>> Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses
>>> but that too!
>>>
>>> On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
>>>
>>> Andy
>>>
>>
>> Hit the Pharmacy...they sell small almost key fob compatable fold away
>> magnafying lenses...pocket sized very handy for reading the fine print
>> on labels. The lense can live in your pants pocket like a pocket knife.
>> Very handy when your reading glasses aren't where your need to read.
>> Priced under $5.
>
> For five bucks you can get a spare pair of reading glasses to keep in the
> car for times like that.


Yeah, I know. But when you've got a basket full of food and then hit the
bread aisle and your bread is missing? What fun is that to walk back out to
the car with a memory like a goldfish? You shark BUMS!!! you don't shop!

Where was I?

Best,

Andy

Janet Baraclough said...

> The message >
> from Andy <q> contains these words:
>
>> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
>> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is
>> the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>
> Tis God's way of telling you to bake your own :-)
>
> Janet


Janet,

Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread slicer
thingy!

Best,

Andy
Re-Considering for the m-teenth time.

On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:16:06 -0700, Blinky the Shark
> wrote:

>For five bucks you can get a spare pair of reading glasses to keep in the
>car for times like that.

I get them at dollar stores for, umm a dollar. I've got them spread
out in cars, nightstands, desks, etc etc. I even found a pair or
sunglass readers in my script for a buck. I also use a rope to hang
them on my neck so I'm rarely without. You can make your own by going
to a hardware store and get tubing that fits the ear part of the
frames and cut 2 inch pieces and glue a shoe lace between them.
Sounds tacky, but actually looks pretty nice. I can drive just fine
without, but I'd be lost in a grocery store without my readers.

Lou

On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:35:58 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>
>Janet,
>
>Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread slicer
>thingy!

It's called a bread knife, Andy!


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

sf said...

> On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:35:58 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>
>>Janet,
>>
>>Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread slicer
>>thingy!
>
> It's called a bread knife, Andy!


Oh, a wise gal, eh?!?

Andy
5th Stooge
Lived in Moe's house.

On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:20:57 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>sf said...
>
>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:35:58 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Janet,
>>>
>>>Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread slicer
>>>thingy!
>>
>> It's called a bread knife, Andy!
>
>
>Oh, a wise gal, eh?!?
>
>Andy
>5th Stooge
>Lived in Moe's house.

Just trying to help.... LOL!



--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:03:15 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
>My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is the
>second time I been ROBBED!!!
>
>I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads ingredient
>labels.
>
>The BUMS!!!
>
>Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses but
>that too!
>
>On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
>
>Andy

If you have one near you, stop by a Panera bakery and try their
different kinds of loaves of bread until you find one you like. (They
will even slice it for you, thick or regular). My favorite bread
carried by my local grocers went away too. In this case the bakery
closed down.

Ron Kelley

Ron said...

> On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:03:15 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>
>>My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is
>>the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>
>>I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads ingredient
>>labels.
>>
>>The BUMS!!!
>>
>>Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses
>>but that too!
>>
>>On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
>>
>>Andy
>
> If you have one near you, stop by a Panera bakery and try their
> different kinds of loaves of bread until you find one you like. (They
> will even slice it for you, thick or regular). My favorite bread
> carried by my local grocers went away too. In this case the bakery
> closed down.
>
> Ron Kelley


Ron,

I searched switchboard.com and no Panera bakery within 100 miles. I WAS
hoping there was one.

wgww = whole grain, whole wheat. "Old Time" was the only loaf without HFCS
in the bread aisle.

Thanks for your suggestion.

Best,

Andy

Andy wrote:
> Ron said...

>> If you have one near you, stop by a Panera bakery and try their
>> different kinds of loaves of bread until you find one you like.

> I searched switchboard.com and no Panera bakery within 100 miles. I
> WAS hoping there was one.

Or, there's one in Springfield, Pa, on Baltimore Pike?

nancy

Nancy Young said...

> Andy wrote:
>> Ron said...
>
>>> If you have one near you, stop by a Panera bakery and try their
>>> different kinds of loaves of bread until you find one you like.
>
>> I searched switchboard.com and no Panera bakery within 100 miles. I
>> WAS hoping there was one.
>
> Or, there's one in Springfield, Pa, on Baltimore Pike?
>
> nancy


nancy,

WHAT???

How'd you find one in my backyard?!? Switchboard.com failed? Is that what
your saying? Sometimes my internet searches suck!!!

Just had a grilled provolone cheese breakfast sandwich and am now down to
about 1/2 a loaf.

Best,

Andy
Bread Manic Depressive?

Andy wrote:
> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is the
> second time I been ROBBED!!!
>
> I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads ingredient
> labels.
>
> The BUMS!!!
>
> Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses but
> that too!
>
> On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
>
> Andy

Oh! I don't want to even speak to this subject because it makes
me so mad. In this day of high gas prices, I have to go hither,
thither and yon to get the products my daughter eats. (She isn't
as flexible as I am.)

--
Jean B.

Andy wrote:
> hahabogus said...
>
>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>
>>> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>>
>>> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This
>>> is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>>
>>> I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads
>>> ingredient labels.
>>>
>>> The BUMS!!!
>>>
>>> Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses
>>> but that too!
>>>
>>> On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
>>>
>>> Andy
>>>
>> Hit the Pharmacy...they sell small almost key fob compatable fold away
>> magnafying lenses...pocket sized very handy for reading the fine print
>> on labels. The lense can live in your pants pocket like a pocket knife.
>> Very handy when your reading glasses aren't where your need to read.
>> Priced under $5.
>
>
> Alan,
>
> That's a good idea, only I'm familiar with the products I buy so I didn't
> think to bring them along.
>
> I dialed the 3 other nearby ACME markets and they don't have my bread
> either.
>
> Why don't they have a "To be discontinued" white board when you enter the
> market!!?
>
> Dammit!!!
>
> Best,
>
> Andy

Hmmm. Such a board, which also invites comments from the
consumers! Do stores not realize that if we have to go elsewhere
for X, they are going to lose that whole shopping trip and not
just the sale of X?

--
Jean B.

On Jun 27, 3:35*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> Janet Baraclough said...
>
> > The message >
> > from Andy <q> contains these words:
>
> >> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
> >> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is
> >> the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>
> > * *Tis God's way of telling you to bake your own :-)
>
> > * *Janet
>
> Janet,
>
> Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread slicer
> thingy!

Large bowl and spoon = bread machine
Knife with serrated edge = bread slicer

John Kane Kingston ON Canada

Janet Baraclough said...

> The message
> >
> from John Kane > contains these words:
>
>> On Jun 27, 3:35*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>> > Janet Baraclough said...
>> >
>> > > The message >
>> > > from Andy <q> contains these words:
>> >
>> > >> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>> >
>> > >> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww.
>> > >> This is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>> >
>> > > * *Tis God's way of telling you to bake your own :-)
>> >
>> > > * *Janet
>> >
>> > Janet,
>> >
>> > Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread
>> > slicer thingy!
>
>> Large bowl and spoon = bread machine
>> Knife with serrated edge = bread slicer
>
> You left out the hi-tech slab of wood used exclusively for cutting
> bread on without blunting the knife with serrated edge. Known to
> aficionados as "A Bread Board".
>
> Janet


OK, Stop! This has gone just too far! Are we talking a 10-year return on
investment?!?

Andy
He'll pay. --Andy's Evil Twin
Will not! Ya BUM!!! --Andy
I swear I'll kick your... --Andy's Evil Twin
Just try me, you lousy image of myself!!!

Andy said...

> Janet Baraclough said...
>
>> The message
>> >
>> from John Kane > contains these words:
>>
>>> On Jun 27, 3:35*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>>> > Janet Baraclough said...
>>> >
>>> > > The message >
>>> > > from Andy <q> contains these words:
>>> >
>>> > >> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>> >
>>> > >> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww.
>>> > >> This is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>> >
>>> > > * *Tis God's way of telling you to bake your own :-)
>>> >
>>> > > * *Janet
>>> >
>>> > Janet,
>>> >
>>> > Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread
>>> > slicer thingy!
>>
>>> Large bowl and spoon = bread machine
>>> Knife with serrated edge = bread slicer
>>
>> You left out the hi-tech slab of wood used exclusively for cutting
>> bread on without blunting the knife with serrated edge. Known to
>> aficionados as "A Bread Board".
>>
>> Janet
>
>
> OK, Stop! This has gone just too far! Are we talking a 10-year return on
> investment?!?
>
> Andy
> He'll pay. --Andy's Evil Twin
> Will not! Ya BUM!!! --Andy
> I swear I'll kick your... --Andy's Evil Twin
> Just try me, you lousy image of myself!!!


Ladies and gentlemen,

You'll pardon me for a minor inner conflict!

[bowing]

Andy

My Evil Twin is an asshole!
Am NOT --Andy's Evil Twin
Are TOO!!! --Andy

Andy said...

> Andy said...
>
>> Janet Baraclough said...
>>
>>> The message
>>> >
>>> from John Kane > contains these words:
>>>
>>>> On Jun 27, 3:35*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>>>> > Janet Baraclough said...
>>>> >
>>>> > > The message >
>>>> > > from Andy <q> contains these words:
>>>> >
>>>> > >> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>>> >
>>>> > >> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww.
>>>> > >> This is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>>> >
>>>> > > * *Tis God's way of telling you to bake your own :-)
>>>> >
>>>> > > * *Janet
>>>> >
>>>> > Janet,
>>>> >
>>>> > Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread
>>>> > slicer thingy!
>>>
>>>> Large bowl and spoon = bread machine
>>>> Knife with serrated edge = bread slicer
>>>
>>> You left out the hi-tech slab of wood used exclusively for cutting
>>> bread on without blunting the knife with serrated edge. Known to
>>> aficionados as "A Bread Board".
>>>
>>> Janet
>>
>>
>> OK, Stop! This has gone just too far! Are we talking a 10-year return on
>> investment?!?
>>
>> Andy
>> He'll pay. --Andy's Evil Twin
>> Will not! Ya BUM!!! --Andy
>> I swear I'll kick your... --Andy's Evil Twin
>> Just try me, you lousy image of myself!!!
>
>
> Ladies and gentlemen,
>
> You'll pardon me for a minor inner conflict!
>
> [bowing]
>
> Andy
>
> My Evil Twin is an asshole!
> Am NOT --Andy's Evil Twin
> Are TOO!!! --Andy


Well, I ain't gonna let you on the plane to Memphis and Jill! --Andy

I like Jill too!!! --Andy's Evil Twin
Well, I know we do, but, that's why... I'll take 1/2 of you! --Andy

Andy wrote:
> Andy said...

>>> Andy
>>> He'll pay. --Andy's Evil Twin
>>> Will not! Ya BUM!!! --Andy
>>> I swear I'll kick your... --Andy's Evil Twin
>>> Just try me, you lousy image of myself!!!
>>
>> Ladies and gentlemen,
>>
>> You'll pardon me for a minor inner conflict!
>>
>> [bowing]
>>
>> Andy
>>
>> My Evil Twin is an asshole!
>> Am NOT --Andy's Evil Twin
>> Are TOO!!! --Andy
>
>
> Well, I ain't gonna let you on the plane to Memphis and Jill! --Andy
>
> I like Jill too!!! --Andy's Evil Twin
> Well, I know we do, but, that's why... I'll take 1/2 of you! --Andy

Not only is this patently NOT humorous nor appropriate, it is just kinda
sad. You need to go find some real life friends, Andy.

Goomba said...

> Andy wrote:
>> Andy said...
>
>>>> Andy
>>>> He'll pay. --Andy's Evil Twin
>>>> Will not! Ya BUM!!! --Andy
>>>> I swear I'll kick your... --Andy's Evil Twin
>>>> Just try me, you lousy image of myself!!!
>>>
>>> Ladies and gentlemen,
>>>
>>> You'll pardon me for a minor inner conflict!
>>>
>>> [bowing]
>>>
>>> Andy
>>>
>>> My Evil Twin is an asshole!
>>> Am NOT --Andy's Evil Twin
>>> Are TOO!!! --Andy
>>
>>
>> Well, I ain't gonna let you on the plane to Memphis and Jill! --Andy
>>
>> I like Jill too!!! --Andy's Evil Twin
>> Well, I know we do, but, that's why... I'll take 1/2 of you! --Andy
>
> Not only is this patently NOT humorous nor appropriate, it is just kinda
> sad. You need to go find some real life friends, Andy.


WHOA... Goomba block expired today!?! What a lie you've been living. You're
no better off than I.

**** YOU, again.

Andy

On Jun 28, 4:06*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> Andy said...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Janet Baraclough said...
>
> >> The message
> >> >
> >> from John Kane > contains these words:
>
> >>> On Jun 27, 3:35*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> >>> > Janet Baraclough said...
>
> >>> > > The message >
> >>> > > from Andy <q> contains these words:
>
> >>> > >> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
> >>> > >> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww.
> >>> > >> This is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>
> >>> > > * *Tis God's way of telling you to bake your own :-)
>
> >>> > > * *Janet
>
> >>> > Janet,
>
> >>> > Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread
> >>> > slicer thingy!
>
> >>> Large bowl and *spoon = bread machine
> >>> Knife with serrated edge = bread slicer
>
> >> * *You left out the hi-tech slab of wood used exclusively *for cutting
> >> bread on without blunting the knife with serrated edge. Known to
> >> aficionados as *"A Bread Board".
>
> >> * *Janet
>
> > OK, Stop! This has gone just too far! Are we talking a 10-year return on
> > investment?!?
>
> > Andy
> > He'll pay. --Andy's Evil Twin
> > Will not! Ya BUM!!! --Andy
> > I swear I'll kick your... --Andy's Evil Twin
> > Just try me, you lousy image of myself!!!
>
> Ladies and gentlemen,
>
> You'll pardon me for a minor inner conflict!
>
> [bowing]
>
> Andy
>
> My Evil Twin is an asshole!
> Am NOT --Andy's Evil Twin
> Are TOO!!! --Andy- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Talking to onesself: only way sometimes to get an intelligent
conversation
Arguing with onesself: Ok for weighing pros and cons
Losing an argument with onesself: you in a heap o' trouble, lad!

maxine in ma

maxine in ri said...

> On Jun 28, 4:06*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>> Andy said...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > Janet Baraclough said...
>>
>> >> The message
>> >> >
>> >> from John Kane > contains these words:
>>
>> >>> On Jun 27, 3:35*pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>> >>> > Janet Baraclough said...
>>
>> >>> > > The message >
>> >>> > > from Andy <q> contains these words:
>>
>> >>> > >> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>>
>> >>> > >> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww.
>> >>> > >> This is the second time I been ROBBED!!!
>>
>> >>> > > * *Tis God's way of telling you to bake your own :-)
>>
>> >>> > > * *Janet
>>
>> >>> > Janet,
>>
>> >>> > Yeah, that's what Stan suggested but then I also gotta get a bread
>> >>> > slicer thingy!
>>
>> >>> Large bowl and *spoon = bread machine
>> >>> Knife with serrated edge = bread slicer
>>
>> >> * *You left out the hi-tech slab of wood used exclusively *for c
> utting
>> >> bread on without blunting the knife with serrated edge. Known to
>> >> aficionados as *"A Bread Board".
>>
>> >> * *Janet
>>
>> > OK, Stop! This has gone just too far! Are we talking a 10-year return
o
> n
>> > investment?!?
>>
>> > Andy
>> > He'll pay. --Andy's Evil Twin
>> > Will not! Ya BUM!!! --Andy
>> > I swear I'll kick your... --Andy's Evil Twin
>> > Just try me, you lousy image of myself!!!
>>
>> Ladies and gentlemen,
>>
>> You'll pardon me for a minor inner conflict!
>>
>> [bowing]
>>
>> Andy
>>
>> My Evil Twin is an asshole!
>> Am NOT --Andy's Evil Twin
>> Are TOO!!! --Andy- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Talking to onesself: only way sometimes to get an intelligent
> conversation
> Arguing with onesself: Ok for weighing pros and cons
> Losing an argument with onesself: you in a heap o' trouble, lad!
>
> maxine in ma


maxine in ma (???)

Just some creative relief is all.

Best,

Andy

Janet Baraclough wrote:
> The message >
> from "Jean B." > contains these words:
>
>> Oh! I don't want to even speak to this subject because it makes
>> me so mad. In this day of high gas prices, I have to go hither,
>> thither and yon to get the products my daughter eats. (She isn't
>> as flexible as I am.)
>
> Send her hither and thither to buy all "her" special products,and
> you'll soon find she becomes more flexible :-)
>
> Janet.

LOL! Maybe so--esp. since she'd have to go biking to do it.
Hmmm. She could MAKE bread. She does make pizza dough....

--
Jean B.

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:39:29 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>Nancy Young said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Ron said...
>>
>>>> If you have one near you, stop by a Panera bakery and try their
>>>> different kinds of loaves of bread until you find one you like.
>>
>>> I searched switchboard.com and no Panera bakery within 100 miles. I
>>> WAS hoping there was one.
>>
>> Or, there's one in Springfield, Pa, on Baltimore Pike?
>>
>> nancy
>
>
>nancy,
>
>WHAT???
>
>How'd you find one in my backyard?!? Switchboard.com failed? Is that what
>your saying? Sometimes my internet searches suck!!!
>
>Just had a grilled provolone cheese breakfast sandwich and am now down to
>about 1/2 a loaf.
>
>Best,
>
>Andy
>Bread Manic Depressive?


Sorry Andy. I guess i should have included the URL and saved you the
trouble. Try:

http://www.panerabread.com/cafes/find.php

Type in your address and ZIP Code and they'll tell you where the
closest bakery is.

HTH

Ron Kelley

Andy wrote:
> Nancy Young said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Ron said...
>>
>>>> If you have one near you, stop by a Panera bakery and try their
>>>> different kinds of loaves of bread until you find one you like.
>>
>>> I searched switchboard.com and no Panera bakery within 100 miles. I
>>> WAS hoping there was one.
>>
>> Or, there's one in Springfield, Pa, on Baltimore Pike?

> WHAT???
>
> How'd you find one in my backyard?!? Switchboard.com failed? Is that
> what your saying? Sometimes my internet searches suck!!!

It's not just you. And maybe it's the Panera site that isn't up to date.
I put in your zip code and that's the location that popped up.

nancy

Andy <q> wrote:

> It happened again. Bread canceled.
>
> My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is the
> second time I been ROBBED!!!

Did you smash all the other loaves of bread on the shelves out of
spite, like you did last time this happened?

=sw

Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
> For five bucks you can get a spare pair of reading glasses to keep
> in the car for times like that.

And for less than $500 bucks he can get a semi-automatic
weapon, some extra clips, and enough ammo to fill them.
He then could go shoot up the place, and he'd get much
more satisfaction out of that. Once he's been convicted,
we'll be happuer, too. No more Andy postings! :-)

Mark Thorson said...

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>
>> For five bucks you can get a spare pair of reading glasses to keep
>> in the car for times like that.
>
> And for less than $500 bucks he can get a semi-automatic
> weapon, some extra clips, and enough ammo to fill them.
> He then could go shoot up the place, and he'd get much
> more satisfaction out of that. Once he's been convicted,
> we'll be happuer, too. No more Andy postings! :-)


Thorson,

Like you're some ray o' sunshine? Got every last kitchen contraption to
take to bed with you yet?

**** You Too!

I can own full-auto machine guns. Come say hello with your semi-auto $500
hand mixer!

Asshole!!!

andy
NRA Life
007

Andy wrote:

> I can own full-auto machine guns. Come say hello with your semi-auto $500
> hand mixer!
>
> Asshole!!!
>
> andy
> NRA Life
> 007

small penis..big gun issues?

In article >, Andy <q> says...
> Ron said...
>
> > On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:03:15 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
> >
> >>It happened again. Bread canceled.
> >>
> >>My market canceled carrying my favorite bread. "Old Time" wgww. This is
> >>the second time I been ROBBED!!!
> >>
> >>I forgot my reading glasses so I couldn't read the new breads ingredient
> >>labels.
> >>
> >>The BUMS!!!
> >>
> >>Don't ya hate when that happens? (not when I forget my reading glasses
> >>but that too!
> >>
> >>On the bright side, the pink rhododendrons are blooming. ))
> >>
> >>Andy
> >
> > If you have one near you, stop by a Panera bakery and try their
> > different kinds of loaves of bread until you find one you like. (They
> > will even slice it for you, thick or regular). My favorite bread
> > carried by my local grocers went away too. In this case the bakery
> > closed down.
> >
> > Ron Kelley
>
>
> Ron,
>
> I searched switchboard.com and no Panera bakery within 100 miles. I WAS
> hoping there was one.
>
> wgww = whole grain, whole wheat. "Old Time" was the only loaf without HFCS
> in the bread aisle.
>
> Thanks for your suggestion.
>
> Best,
>
> Andy
>

Nearest one to me is 4 miles. But I don't go there because within a 2
mile radius I've got a number of bakeries that make some very good
breads.

Plus a friend who makes whole grain breads about once every two weeks
and I always get a loaf or two from him.

Goomba said...

> Andy wrote:
>
>> I can own full-auto machine guns. Come say hello with your semi-auto
$500
>> hand mixer!
>>
>> Asshole!!!
>>
>> andy
>> NRA Life
>> 007
>
> small penis..big gun issues?


Could you be ANY more MORE boring!??

Andy

Andy wrote:
> Goomba said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>
>>> I can own full-auto machine guns. Come say hello with your semi-auto
> $500
>>> hand mixer!
>>>
>>> Asshole!!!
>>>
>>> andy
>>> NRA Life
>>> 007
>> small penis..big gun issues?
>
>
> Could you be ANY more MORE boring!??
>
> Andy

Sure I could. I could be like you.

Goomba said...

> Andy wrote:
>> Goomba said...
>>
>>> Andy wrote:
>>>
>>>> I can own full-auto machine guns. Come say hello with your semi-auto
>> $500
>>>> hand mixer!
>>>>
>>>> Asshole!!!
>>>>
>>>> andy
>>>> NRA Life
>>>> 007
>>> small penis..big gun issues?
>>
>>
>> Could you be ANY more MORE boring!??
>>
>> Andy
>
> Sure I could. I could be like you.
>

You jumped at that. LOL!!! Figures!

Andy wrote:
> Goomba said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Goomba said...
>>>
>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I can own full-auto machine guns. Come say hello with your semi-auto
>>> $500
>>>>> hand mixer!
>>>>>
>>>>> Asshole!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> andy
>>>>> NRA Life
>>>>> 007
>>>> small penis..big gun issues?
>>>
>>> Could you be ANY more MORE boring!??
>>>
>>> Andy
>> Sure I could. I could be like you.
>>
>
> You jumped at that. LOL!!! Figures!

Didn't you claim I was killfiled?