Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets


--
mompeagram
FERGUS/HARLINGEN

news.albasani.net wrote:
> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
>
>
There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.

A little something I've previously posted:


_______________
"If someone is taking their dog out to shit by the sidewalk and not
cleaning up after it, then taking the dog back inside where it will
spend all day until her or her boyfriend get home from work you can
take a 00 size gelatin capsule filled with Pure Cap (made by Garden
Row Foods http://www.firegirl.com/hs1154.html )
and take a small piece of steak to which you have made an incision
just right to completely enclose the capsule and insert the capsule.
Since dogs scarf small
pieces of meat whole, it will be some time before the capsule
dissolves, but when it does extreme peristalsis will occur, and when
the stuff reaches the large intestine, which has pain sensitive
nerves,
the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
across the carpets.
Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
the crime. "
________________

--Bryan

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>able to control its bowels.

Hope you don't have an arguement with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You
hold a grudge too long!

Billy wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>> able to control its bowels.
>
> Hope you don't have an arguement with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You
> hold a grudge too long!
>
>
What do you mean, "hold a grudge too long!" ???

The time frame in which this did, or did not, take place was a matter of
weeks.

--Bryan

BoboBonobo wrote on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500:

> Billy wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she
>>> is--will not be able to control its bowels.
>>
>> Hope you don't have an arguement with your
>> boyfriend/girlfriend. You hold a grudge too long!
>>
> What do you mean, "hold a grudge too long!" ???

> The time frame in which this did, or did not, take place was a
> matter of weeks.

I like dogs and I despise not the dogs but the owners who can't train
their hounds or clean up after them. It's a pity you can't attack the
owners but even zylitol (is it an x or a z?) does not seem to bother
humans except by producing a sensation of coolness in the mouth if you
eat sugarless candies.

--

James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

E-mail, with obvious alterations: not.jim.silverton.at.verizon.not

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>a matter of
>weeks.

way too long.

Billy wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
>> a matter of
>> weeks.
>
> way too long.


Am I reading correctly, Bryan is "taking the bus to school"? That explains
the juvenile answer.

Jill

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>news.albasani.net wrote:
>> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
>> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
>>
>>
>There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
>
>A little something I've previously posted:
>
>
>_______________
> "If someone is taking their dog out to shit by the sidewalk and not
>cleaning up after it, then taking the dog back inside where it will
>spend all day until her or her boyfriend get home from work you can
>take a 00 size gelatin capsule filled with Pure Cap (made by Garden
>Row Foods http://www.firegirl.com/hs1154.html )
>and take a small piece of steak to which you have made an incision
>just right to completely enclose the capsule and insert the capsule.
>Since dogs scarf small
>pieces of meat whole, it will be some time before the capsule
>dissolves, but when it does extreme peristalsis will occur, and when
>the stuff reaches the large intestine, which has pain sensitive
>nerves,
>the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
>asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
>know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
>across the carpets.
>Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
>way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
>the crime. "
>________________

You're a mean and cruel person who punishes the dog for having lazy
owners. How smart is that?


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>news.albasani.net wrote:
>> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
>> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
>>
>>
>There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
>
>A little something I've previously posted:
>
[...]
>the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
>asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
>know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
>across the carpets.
>Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
>way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
>the crime. "

bobo, you really are a piece of work.

blake

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>Billy wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>> able to control its bowels.
>>
>> Hope you don't have an arguement with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You
>> hold a grudge too long!
>>
>>
>What do you mean, "hold a grudge too long!" ???
>
>The time frame in which this did, or did not, take place was a matter of
>weeks.
>
>--Bryan

nothing like inflicting excruciating pain on a dog in order to punish
its owner.

blake

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
>>Billy wrote:
>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>>> able to control its bowels.
>>>
>>> Hope you don't have an arguement with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You
>>> hold a grudge too long!
>>>
>>>
>>What do you mean, "hold a grudge too long!" ???
>>
>>The time frame in which this did, or did not, take place was a matter of
>>weeks.
>>
>>--Bryan
>
> nothing like inflicting excruciating pain on a dog in order to punish
> its owner.
>

He's a real class act. This is why his music sucks wind, too.

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
>>news.albasani.net wrote:
>>> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
>>> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
>>>
>>>
>>There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
>>
>>A little something I've previously posted:
>>
> [...]
>>the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
>>asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
>>know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
>>across the carpets.
>>Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
>>way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
>>the crime. "
>
> bobo, you really are a piece of shit.
>
> blake

I corrected your typo. (above)

dave

"sf" <.> wrote:

> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
> >news.albasani.net wrote:
> >> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
> >> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
> >>
> >>
> >There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
> >
> >A little something I've previously posted:
> >
> >
> >_______________
> > "If someone is taking their dog out to shit by the sidewalk and not
> >cleaning up after it, then taking the dog back inside where it will
> >spend all day until her or her boyfriend get home from work you can
> >take a 00 size gelatin capsule filled with Pure Cap (made by Garden
> >Row Foods http://www.firegirl.com/hs1154.html )
> >and take a small piece of steak to which you have made an incision
> >just right to completely enclose the capsule and insert the capsule.
> >Since dogs scarf small
> >pieces of meat whole, it will be some time before the capsule
> >dissolves, but when it does extreme peristalsis will occur, and when
> >the stuff reaches the large intestine, which has pain sensitive
> >nerves,
> >the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
> >able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
> >asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
> >know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
> >across the carpets.
> >Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
> >way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
> >the crime. "
> >________________
>
> You're a mean and cruel person who punishes the dog for having lazy
> owners. How smart is that?


IIRC BooBoo has posted this before...

--
Best
Greg

jmcquown wrote:

> Billy wrote:
> > On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> a matter of
> >> weeks.
> >
> > way too long.
>
>
> Am I reading correctly, Bryan is "taking the bus to school"? That
explains
> the juvenile answer.


In his case it's apparently the "short" bus, Jill...

In times past we'd put such sociopathic children into the local "juvenile
home"...now we refer to them as "actualized".


--
Best
Greg

jmcquown wrote:

> Billy wrote:
> > On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> a matter of
> >> weeks.
> >
> > way too long.
>
>
> Am I reading correctly, Bryan is "taking the bus to school"? That
explains
> the juvenile answer.


One has to wonder about his *kid*...bad form for a parent to post this sort
of wierd claptrap.


---|> wouldn't let my kid go to Bryan's house for a play date...

--
Best
Greg

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:09:53 -0500, "Gregory Morrow"
> wrote:

>In his case it's apparently the "short" bus

Speaking of the short bus...here is Ruby Anne Boxcar's famous

THE SMALL YELLOW SCHOOL BUS CAKE

1 lg can crushed pineapple
1 can instant cherry pie fillin'
1 box yellow cake mix
1 cup pecans, chopped
1 stick margarine

Do not stir any of the ingredients together!
Spread the pineapples and their juice in an ungreased 9 x 13 pan.
Carefully spoon the cherry fillin' onto the pineapple layer. Sprinkle
the dry yellow cake mix over the cherry fillin' layer. Place pecans
on top and dot with margarine. Bake 350F for 1 hour. Serve plain or
with vanilla ice cream....LuLu Bell Boxcar, Lot #8.

Here is another treat from Ruby Ann


TIPPER TATOR TOT CASSEROLE

"Lovie told me that every time Al Gore visits, he requests this dish,
which is why she named it after Tipper.

1 lb ground beef
2 tb onion, minced
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 can cheddar cheese soup
2 cups government cheese, shredded
20 tater tots.

Brown the meat in skillet and add the onion. Cook for 1 minute. In a
casserole dish, combine half the meat mixture and the cream of chicken
soup. Add the remainin' meat mixture and top with the cheddar cheese
coup. Sprinkle the shredded cheese on top of the mixture. Cover it
with the tater tots and bake for 350F for 1 hour. ---Lovie Birch,
Lot #20.

Billy wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:09:53 -0500, "Gregory Morrow"
> > wrote:
>
>> In his case it's apparently the "short" bus
>
> Speaking of the short bus...here is Ruby Anne Boxcar's famous
>
> THE SMALL YELLOW SCHOOL BUS CAKE
>
> 1 lg can crushed pineapple
> 1 can instant cherry pie fillin'
> 1 box yellow cake mix
> 1 cup pecans, chopped
> 1 stick margarine
>
> Do not stir any of the ingredients together!
> Spread the pineapples and their juice in an ungreased 9 x 13 pan.
> Carefully spoon the cherry fillin' onto the pineapple layer. Sprinkle
> the dry yellow cake mix over the cherry fillin' layer. Place pecans
> on top and dot with margarine. Bake 350F for 1 hour. Serve plain or
> with vanilla ice cream....LuLu Bell Boxcar, Lot #8.
>
> Here is another treat from Ruby Ann
>
>
> TIPPER TATOR TOT CASSEROLE
>
> "Lovie told me that every time Al Gore visits, he requests this dish,
> which is why she named it after Tipper.
>
> 1 lb ground beef
> 2 tb onion, minced
> 1 can cream of chicken soup
> 1 can cheddar cheese soup
> 2 cups government cheese, shredded
> 20 tater tots.
>
> Brown the meat in skillet and add the onion. Cook for 1 minute. In a
> casserole dish, combine half the meat mixture and the cream of chicken
> soup. Add the remainin' meat mixture and top with the cheddar cheese
> coup. Sprinkle the shredded cheese on top of the mixture. Cover it
> with the tater tots and bake for 350F for 1 hour. ---Lovie Birch,
> Lot #20.
>
Who would eat crap like that?

One thing I do like is the "government cheese" thing. I decided a
couple of weeks ago that that' the best term for process cheese.

--Bryan

Gregory Morrow wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>> Billy wrote:
>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> a matter of
>>>> weeks.
>>> way too long.
>>
>> Am I reading correctly, Bryan is "taking the bus to school"? That
> explains
>> the juvenile answer.
>
>
> One has to wonder about his *kid*...bad form for a parent to post this sort
> of wierd claptrap.
>
>
> ---|> wouldn't let my kid go to Bryan's house for a play date...
>
So, may I conclude that you sympathize with those who shit their dogs
along public sidewalks, and fail to remove the mess? If not, what would
YOU consider a more just response?

--Bryan

blake murphy wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
>> Billy wrote:
>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>>> able to control its bowels.
>>> Hope you don't have an arguement with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You
>>> hold a grudge too long!
>>>
>>>
>> What do you mean, "hold a grudge too long!" ???
>>
>> The time frame in which this did, or did not, take place was a matter of
>> weeks.
>>
>> --Bryan
>
> nothing like inflicting excruciating pain on a dog in order to punish
> its owner.

Oh, it's not excruciating pain, and I can assure you that it's over
rather quickly, and the residual discomfort is felt almost exclusively
by the owner. Most folks here eat commercially slaughtered beef, and if
you want to place a dog's emotional suffering above a cow's, well, OK,
but I assure you that the pain inflicted upon the dog pales in
comparison to what cattle suffer in slaughtering operations.
>
> blake

--Byan

cybercat wrote:
> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Billy wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>>>> able to control its bowels.
>>>> Hope you don't have an arguement with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You
>>>> hold a grudge too long!
>>>>
>>>>
>>> What do you mean, "hold a grudge too long!" ???
>>>
>>> The time frame in which this did, or did not, take place was a matter of
>>> weeks.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>> nothing like inflicting excruciating pain on a dog in order to punish
>> its owner.
>>
>
> He's a real class act. This is why his music sucks wind, too.
>
>
You want to bring that into the argument? Are you actually familiar
with The Bonobos' material? I've found that very few people have a
negative opinion of the "music." It's my lyrics that people object to.
Let's see, "didactic," "pedantic," "leftist nut-case," "vulgar,"
"offensive," heck all that, but about MY lyrics, not about the musical
composition or performance. If you want to go after my lyrics, fine,
but unless you've listened to the stuff, don't go blowing out your ass
about it. If anyone wants mp3s, I offer them.
Really, Cybercat, have you listened to it?

It's pretty funny when folks like you or Jill, both of whom are also
disliked by quite a few regulars here, jump on the give-Bryan-shit
thing. It's like the kid who gets picked on siding with the bullies.
*See, we hate him too. Can we be included on the anti-Bryan bandwagon
too?* I doubt that this will get you a lunchtime seat with the popular
kids.

--Bryan

BoboBonobo > wrote:

>If anyone wants mp3s, I offer them.

I'd be interested in hearing them.

Steve

"Steve Pope" > wrote in message
...
> BoboBonobo > wrote:
>
>>If anyone wants mp3s, I offer them.
>
> I'd be interested in hearing them.
>


Enjoy!

jmcquown wrote:
> Billy wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> a matter of
>>> weeks.
>>
>> way too long.
>
>
> Am I reading correctly, Bryan is "taking the bus to school"? That
> explains the juvenile answer.

Listen, asshole, some of us take public transit to college, work, etc.
This incident took place about 10 years ago, which would have put me at
36-38 years old. As of late January of this year, I started riding the
bus to work again. I also bought a bicycle, which I can ride to the
buses, all of which have bike racks on the front, and I can take it on
the Metrolink trains as well.

I think that having to deal with your dog's shit all over your carpet is
a just punishment for shitting your dogs next to a public sidewalk and
not cleaning it up.
>
> Jill

--Bryan

blake murphy wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
>> news.albasani.net wrote:
>>> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
>>> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
>>>
>>>
>> There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
>>
>> A little something I've previously posted:
>>
> [...]
>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>> able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
>> asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
>> know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
>> across the carpets.
>> Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
>> way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
>> the crime. "
>
> bobo, you really are a piece of work.

And maybe you care more about the well being of dogs more than you of
the well being of members of your own species.
>
> blake

--Bryan, who actually likes trite phrases like, "a piece of work."

Hairy wrote:
> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> news.albasani.net wrote:
>>>> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
>>>> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
>>>>
>>>>
>>> There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
>>>
>>> A little something I've previously posted:
>>>
>> [...]
>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>> able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
>>> asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
>>> know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
>>> across the carpets.
>>> Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
>>> way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
>>> the crime. "
>> bobo, you really are a piece of shit.
>>
>> blake
>
> I corrected your typo. (above)

Species traitor.
>
> dave
>
--Bryan

Steve Pope wrote:
> BoboBonobo > wrote:
>
>> If anyone wants mp3s, I offer them.
>
> I'd be interested in hearing them.

Email me @ regustus ATT yahoo dot com
>
> Steve

--Bryan

On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:28:26 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>--Bryan

Bryan...you have a chip on your shoulder the size of Mount Rushmore.

On Jun 30, 2:58*am, "Michael \"Dog3\"" > wrote:
> BoboBonobo > *news:AqadnanPxcIG8
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>
>
> > And maybe you care more about the well being of dogs more than you of
> > the well being of members of your own species.
>
> Hmmm... Well in my case I prefer my animals over about 90% of the human
> beings I've met. *So yes, I suppose I care more abou the well beings of
> dogs over humans. *

You are a species traitor. If you choose to live in a dwelling with
those stinking beasts, hey, go for it, but I doubt that you take the
across the street, shit them between the sidewalk and street and leave
it there to disgust passersby.

> Especially humans that prefer doing damage to a helpless
> animal over the animals owner. *Rather cowardly approach IMO.

The dog wasn't damaged, merely put into a bit of discomfort. In war,
there's almost always some collateral damage, and I'd say if one can
limit it to an hour or two of unpleasantness, with no lasting effects,
that's doing pretty good. The unpleasantness suffered by the owners
however, is a thing of beauty and justice.

I'd also suggest that if you love animals so much that their well
being trumps that of humans, that you should give up eating meat. You
ARE, I'm sure, aware of the way chickens and cows are treated at
slaughtering time. Then there are pigs, quite possibly smarter than
dogs, which are left to stew in their own excrement. Unlike a dog,
which will happily roll in its own filth, pigs like to be clean.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_pigs_clean

Are you a human that prefers "doing damage to a helpless animal" over
giving up pork roast? That's not a rhetorical question.

Besides, like the road trip to WI, where only cash was used, and
cameras left at home, no one has any way of knowing for certain what I
actually did, or did not do.
>
> Michael
>
--Bryan

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:28:51 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>Gregory Morrow wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> Billy wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> a matter of
>>>>> weeks.
>>>> way too long.
>>>
>>> Am I reading correctly, Bryan is "taking the bus to school"? That
>> explains
>>> the juvenile answer.
>>
>>
>> One has to wonder about his *kid*...bad form for a parent to post this sort
>> of wierd claptrap.
>>
>>
>> ---|> wouldn't let my kid go to Bryan's house for a play date...
>>
>So, may I conclude that you sympathize with those who shit their dogs
>along public sidewalks, and fail to remove the mess? If not, what would
>YOU consider a more just response?
>
>--Bryan

clearly, poisoning dog or its owner is the epitome of justice. or
maybe you could just blow up their house with everyone inside.

why **** around?

blake
** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:34:12 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>blake murphy wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Billy wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>>>> able to control its bowels.
>>>> Hope you don't have an arguement with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You
>>>> hold a grudge too long!
>>>>
>>>>
>>> What do you mean, "hold a grudge too long!" ???
>>>
>>> The time frame in which this did, or did not, take place was a matter of
>>> weeks.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>
>> nothing like inflicting excruciating pain on a dog in order to punish
>> its owner.
>
>Oh, it's not excruciating pain, and I can assure you that it's over
>rather quickly,

you've tested this treatment on yourself, then, and know it's relative
painfulness?

>and the residual discomfort is felt almost exclusively
>by the owner. Most folks here eat commercially slaughtered beef, and if
>you want to place a dog's emotional suffering above a cow's, well, OK,
>but I assure you that the pain inflicted upon the dog pales in
>comparison to what cattle suffer in slaughtering operations.
>>

you're an idiot.

blake
>--Byan

** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:58:00 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>cybercat wrote:
>> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Billy wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>>>>> able to control its bowels.
>>>>> Hope you don't have an arguement with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You
>>>>> hold a grudge too long!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> What do you mean, "hold a grudge too long!" ???
>>>>
>>>> The time frame in which this did, or did not, take place was a matter of
>>>> weeks.
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>> nothing like inflicting excruciating pain on a dog in order to punish
>>> its owner.
>>>
>>
>> He's a real class act. This is why his music sucks wind, too.
>>
>>
>You want to bring that into the argument? Are you actually familiar
>with The Bonobos' material? I've found that very few people have a
>negative opinion of the "music." It's my lyrics that people object to.
>Let's see, "didactic," "pedantic," "leftist nut-case," "vulgar,"
>"offensive," heck all that, but about MY lyrics, not about the musical
>composition or performance. If you want to go after my lyrics, fine,
>but unless you've listened to the stuff, don't go blowing out your ass
>about it. If anyone wants mp3s, I offer them.
>Really, Cybercat, have you listened to it?
>
>It's pretty funny when folks like you or Jill, both of whom are also
>disliked by quite a few regulars here, jump on the give-Bryan-shit
>thing. It's like the kid who gets picked on siding with the bullies.
>*See, we hate him too. Can we be included on the anti-Bryan bandwagon
>too?* I doubt that this will get you a lunchtime seat with the popular
>kids.
>
>--Bryan

no, but maybe i'll buy them a drink.

here's a clue, bobo: nobody gives a shit about your band. and an
additional clue, at no charge: jill and cyber aren't the only people
who think you're a dick.

blake



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On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:23:03 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>jmcquown wrote:
>> Billy wrote:
>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:25 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> a matter of
>>>> weeks.
>>>
>>> way too long.
>>
>>
>> Am I reading correctly, Bryan is "taking the bus to school"? That
>> explains the juvenile answer.
>
>Listen, asshole, some of us take public transit to college, work, etc.
>This incident took place about 10 years ago, which would have put me at
>36-38 years old. As of late January of this year, I started riding the
>bus to work again. I also bought a bicycle, which I can ride to the
>buses, all of which have bike racks on the front, and I can take it on
>the Metrolink trains as well.
>
>I think that having to deal with your dog's shit all over your carpet is
>a just punishment for shitting your dogs next to a public sidewalk and
>not cleaning it up.
>>
>> Jill
>
>--Bryan

yep, the dog shitting next to public sidewalk is exactly like a dog
shitting in your living room.

blake
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On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:26:56 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>blake murphy wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> news.albasani.net wrote:
>>>> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
>>>> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
>>>>
>>>>
>>> There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
>>>
>>> A little something I've previously posted:
>>>
>> [...]
>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>> able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
>>> asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
>>> know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
>>> across the carpets.
>>> Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
>>> way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
>>> the crime. "
>>
>> bobo, you really are a piece of work.
>
>And maybe you care more about the well being of dogs more than you of
>the well being of members of your own species.
>>
>> blake
>

that's why we should torture animals who inconvenience us in any way.
we're higher on the evolutionary scale!

blake

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On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:58:29 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\"" >
wrote:

>BoboBonobo > news:AqadnanPxcIG8
: in rec.food.cooking
>
>>
>> And maybe you care more about the well being of dogs more than you of
>> the well being of members of your own species.
>
>Hmmm... Well in my case I prefer my animals over about 90% of the human
>beings I've met. So yes, I suppose I care more abou the well beings of
>dogs over humans. Especially humans that prefer doing damage to a helpless
>animal over the animals owner. Rather cowardly approach IMO.
>
>Michael

bobo could just punch the owner in the face, but i guess that's too
subtle for him.

your pal,
blake
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On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:28:26 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>Hairy wrote:
>> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:47:07 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> news.albasani.net wrote:
>>>>> Just for the information of dog owners. Beware of sugarless gum with
>>>>> zylotol. It is highly poisonous to your pets
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> There are indeed many ways to injure/kill a hated canine.
>>>>
>>>> A little something I've previously posted:
>>>>
>>> [...]
>>>> the dog--no matter how much of a 'good dog' he or she is--will not be
>>>> able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's
>>>> asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
>>>> know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
>>>> across the carpets.
>>>> Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
>>>> way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
>>>> the crime. "
>>> bobo, you really are a piece of shit.
>>>
>>> blake
>>
>> I corrected your typo. (above)
>
>Species traitor.
>>

i'll correct the correction: an idiotic piece of shit.

people who frown on mistreating animals on a whim and don't appreciate
the beauty of doing so are species traitors? some ****ing species.

blake
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On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:27:57 -0400, Billy <Hereiam@hotmaildotcom>
wrote:

>On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:28:26 -0500, BoboBonobo >
>wrote:
>
>>--Bryan
>
>Bryan...you have a chip on your shoulder the size of Mount Rushmore.

but much uglier.

your pal,
blake
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On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:58:00 -0500, BoboBonobo >
wrote:

>cybercat wrote:

>> He's a real class act. This is why his music sucks wind, too.
>>
>>
>You want to bring that into the argument? Are you actually familiar
>with The Bonobos' material? I've found that very few people have a
>negative opinion of the "music." It's my lyrics that people object to.
>Let's see, "didactic," "pedantic," "leftist nut-case," "vulgar,"
>"offensive," heck all that, but about MY lyrics, not about the musical
>composition or performance. If you want to go after my lyrics, fine,
>but unless you've listened to the stuff, don't go blowing out your ass
>about it. If anyone wants mp3s, I offer them.
>Really, Cybercat, have you listened to it?

I did look at the u-tube video (or whatever) you posted sometime ago.
All I can say is it was horrible. Keep your day job because you're
not going anywhere in the music business.

Lou

"Lou Decruss" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:58:00 -0500, BoboBonobo >
> wrote:
>
>>cybercat wrote:
>
>>> He's a real class act. This is why his music sucks wind, too.
>>>
>>>
>>You want to bring that into the argument? Are you actually familiar
>>with The Bonobos' material? I've found that very few people have a
>>negative opinion of the "music." It's my lyrics that people object to.
>>Let's see, "didactic," "pedantic," "leftist nut-case," "vulgar,"
>>"offensive," heck all that, but about MY lyrics, not about the musical
>>composition or performance. If you want to go after my lyrics, fine,
>>but unless you've listened to the stuff, don't go blowing out your ass
>>about it. If anyone wants mp3s, I offer them.
>>Really, Cybercat, have you listened to it?
>
> I did look at the u-tube video (or whatever) you posted sometime ago.
> All I can say is it was horrible. Keep your day job because you're
> not going anywhere in the music business.
>

Addressing Boobo via Asshole Ludicrous, since I have the Boob
killfiled:

Yes, I have listened to it, two computers ago, before the first time I
killfiled you. Your music SUCKS. It is artless, skillless, and inane.

On Jun 30, 8:24*am, "Michael \"Dog3\"" > wrote:
> Bobo Bonobo® > *news:d387d55a-f693-42d9-8399-
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>
>
> > The dog wasn't damaged, merely put into a bit of discomfort. *In war,
> > there's almost always some collateral damage, and I'd say if one can
> > limit it to an hour or two of unpleasantness, with no lasting effects,
> > that's doing pretty good. *The unpleasantness suffered by the owners
> > however, is a thing of beauty and justice.
>
> War? Well... we're just different. War to me is our current status in
> Iraq.
>
War is also when people put shit out into the space we all share.
>
> > I'd also suggest that if you love animals so much that their well
> > being trumps that of humans, that you should give up eating meat. *
>
> You can suggest anything you like.
>
I can call you out on inconsistentsies. Tell me what makes a dog more
worthy than a pig.
>
> > Are you a human that prefers "doing damage to a helpless animal" over
> > giving up pork roast? *That's not a rhetorical question.
>
> Nope. I'm not giving up my pork roast. It's called the food chain and I'm
> at the top of it. *I'll eat what I please. *I choose not to eat house
> pets. Pork is farmed for my consumption in this country. *Dog is not.
>
Claiming that your country's norms are a moral standard is putting
yourself in the same logical justification category as the Hitler
Youth. Please tell the person you've accused of cowardice how the dog
is more worthy of *rights* than the pig.
I've fought a dog, not by choice mind you, but because the dog's owner
was sloppy enough to let an American Bull Terrier off a leash. I won,
partly because I delivered six well placed punches to its head, and
also because she finally restrained the beast, all the while saying
shit like, "Spuds, don't hurt my Spuds."

Your affection for your own companion animals is fine, but anyone who
argues that dogs deserve a higher regard than pigs better make a
better case for it than relying on social norms or in the long run,
Usenet will find you more lacking than me. The Nazis dehumanized
Jews, homosexuals, et al, and heck, while we're at it, the Jews stoned
sexual deviants to death in Old Testament times.

It is true that the dog has a different historical relationship with
*us*, HUMANS, than the pig, but look at the injustices of history that
were very recently, VERY RECENTLY in the context of history, taken as
givens. The Loving case for example (inter-racial marriage).

You really want to challenge me? Really? You really want to
charachterize me as cowardly?
>
>
> > Besides, like the road trip to WI, where only cash was used, and
> > cameras left at home, no one has any way of knowing for certain what I
> > actually did, or did not do.
>
> Ahhhh... But now all of Usenet knows Bryan.

They have for quite a few years, dude, and quite a few individuals
have failed to follow up with a logical argument that put me in what
they thought was my proper place. Are you the courageous one? Not
likely. You'll let this thread die. Prove me wrong. I challenge
you. I call you out. You who typed the word "cowardly,"
>
> Michael

--Bryan

On Jun 30, 9:30*pm, "Michael \"Dog3\"" > wrote:
> Bobo Bonobo® :
> in rec.food.cooking
>
I snipped everything. I'd like to point out that people selectively
remove context. They don't retain the posts that led to the posts,
that led to those posts, and so on. When I have more time, I'll
restore the context you removed.
>
> Michael

--Bryan