Am I to believe my eyes?

Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers

??????

What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?

I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!

Andy

On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:13:00 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>Am I to believe my eyes?
>
>Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>
>??????
>
>What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
>
>I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
>
You mean your side of the country got it first?

<sniffle>



--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

<sf> wrote in message ...
> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:13:00 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>Am I to believe my eyes?
>>
>>Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>>
>>??????
>>
>>What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
>>
>>I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
>>
> You mean your side of the country got it first?
>
> <sniffle>


You haven't seen them yet, sf? My mom and I saw them a couple weeks ago at
the Albertson's near her. At first, I thought it was an abnormally large box
of mac&cheese! lol I had to read it twice before I realized they were just
crackers. She bought a box for the grandkids...they look like the kraft mac
& cheese noddles too. What'll they think up next?

kimberly

Nexis wrote:

>
> <sf> wrote in message
> ... >On Mon, 07 Jul
> 2008 21:13:00 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
> >
> > > Am I to believe my eyes?
> > >
> > > Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
> > >
> > > ??????
> > >
> > > What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
> > >
> > > I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
> > >
> > You mean your side of the country got it first?
> >
> > <sniffle>
>
> You haven't seen them yet, sf? My mom and I saw them a couple weeks
> ago at the Albertson's near her. At first, I thought it was an
> abnormally large box of mac&cheese! lol I had to read it twice before
> I realized they were just crackers. She bought a box for the
> grandkids...they look like the kraft mac & cheese noddles too.
> What'll they think up next?

There's already Hamburger Helper with the hamburger already mixed in
(freeze-dried.)


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said...

> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:13:00 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>Am I to believe my eyes?
>>
>>Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>>
>>??????
>>
>>What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
>>
>>I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
>>
> You mean your side of the country got it first?
>
> <sniffle>


I guess. Beware!

<smootch>

Andy

On 2008-07-08, Andy <q> wrote:
> Am I to believe my eyes?
>
> Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>
> ??????

The ice cream comes out next month.

nb

notbob said...

> On 2008-07-08, Andy <q> wrote:
>> Am I to believe my eyes?
>>
>> Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>>
>> ??????
>
> The ice cream comes out next month.
>
> nb


What kinda/sorta treat would THAT be considered? Not sweet, I'd think!

Andy

On Tue, 8 Jul 2008 00:27:54 -0700, "Nexis" > wrote:

>You haven't seen them yet, sf? My mom and I saw them a couple weeks ago at
>the Albertson's near her. At first, I thought it was an abnormally large box
>of mac&cheese! lol I had to read it twice before I realized they were just
>crackers. She bought a box for the grandkids...they look like the kraft mac
>& cheese noddles too. What'll they think up next?

No, but I haven't been looking either. GS loves Kraft Mac & Cheese,
think I'll buy a box for chuckles... er GS that is.




--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

On 08 Jul 2008 08:51:51 GMT, "Dan Goodman" > wrote:

>There's already Hamburger Helper with the hamburger already mixed in
>(freeze-dried.)

Is it sold in regular grocery stores or camping stores?


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:07:29 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

> said...
>
>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:13:00 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>>
>>>Am I to believe my eyes?
>>>
>>>Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>>>
>>>??????
>>>
>>>What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
>>>
>>>I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
>>>
>> You mean your side of the country got it first?
>>
>> <sniffle>
>
>
>I guess. Beware!
>
><smootch>
>
I'm going to look for it.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

On Tue, 8 Jul 2008 00:27:54 -0700, "Nexis" > wrote:

>
><sf> wrote in message ...
>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:13:00 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>>
>>>Am I to believe my eyes?
>>>
>>>Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>>>
>>>??????
>>>
>>>What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
>>>
>>>I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
>>>
>> You mean your side of the country got it first?
>>
>> <sniffle>
>
>
>You haven't seen them yet, sf? My mom and I saw them a couple weeks ago at
>the Albertson's near her. At first, I thought it was an abnormally large box
>of mac&cheese! lol I had to read it twice before I realized they were just
>crackers. She bought a box for the grandkids...they look like the kraft mac
>& cheese noddles too. What'll they think up next?
>
>kimberly
>

i hope they're not as disgusting as the t.v. ads i've seen. a kid
whooshed up by a yellow-orange geyser? please.

your pal,
blake
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sf wrote:

> On 08 Jul 2008 08:51:51 GMT, "Dan Goodman" > wrote:
>
> > There's already Hamburger Helper with the hamburger already mixed in
> > (freeze-dried.)
>
> Is it sold in regular grocery stores or camping stores?

I don't know, but the samples I saw were packaged as if for ordinary
groceries.

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said...

> On Tue, 8 Jul 2008 00:27:54 -0700, "Nexis" > wrote:
>
>>You haven't seen them yet, sf? My mom and I saw them a couple weeks ago
>>at the Albertson's near her. At first, I thought it was an abnormally
>>large box of mac&cheese! lol I had to read it twice before I realized
>>they were just crackers. She bought a box for the grandkids...they look
>>like the kraft mac & cheese noddles too. What'll they think up next?
>
> No, but I haven't been looking either. GS loves Kraft Mac & Cheese,
> think I'll buy a box for chuckles... er GS that is.
>
>


sf,

Don't do that! Buy the other cheese puffs brands. Cheetos? Cheese Doodles?
Is that Kraft? Is there anywhere to turn that's NOT Kraft for junk food?



Andy

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:48:24 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>sf,
>
>Don't do that! Buy the other cheese puffs brands. Cheetos? Cheese Doodles?
>Is that Kraft? Is there anywhere to turn that's NOT Kraft for junk food?

Yeah, but I already know what cheetos taste like and they don't come
in a Kraft box. I'm buying them for the box and the element of
surprise.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

said...

> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:48:24 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>sf,
>>
>>Don't do that! Buy the other cheese puffs brands. Cheetos? Cheese
Doodles?
>>Is that Kraft? Is there anywhere to turn that's NOT Kraft for junk food?
>
> Yeah, but I already know what cheetos taste like and they don't come
> in a Kraft box. I'm buying them for the box and the element of
> surprise.


sf,

Not that I can stop you but I hope you know what you're doing!!!

Best,

Andy

On Tue 08 Jul 2008 01:55:58p, Andy told us...

> said...
>
>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:48:24 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>>
>>>sf,
>>>
>>>Don't do that! Buy the other cheese puffs brands. Cheetos? Cheese
>>>Doodles? Is that Kraft? Is there anywhere to turn that's NOT Kraft for
>>>junk food?
>>
>> Yeah, but I already know what cheetos taste like and they don't come
>> in a Kraft box. I'm buying them for the box and the element of
>> surprise.
>
>
> sf,
>
> Not that I can stop you but I hope you know what you're doing!!!
>
> Best,
>
> Andy
>

I think Barbara always knows what she's doing. ;-)

--
Wayne Boatwright
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No battle plan ever survives contact
with the enemy.
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Andy said...

> On Tue 08 Jul 2008 01:55:58p, Andy told us...
>
>> said...
>>
>>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:48:24 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>>>
>>>>sf,
>>>>
>>>>Don't do that! Buy the other cheese puffs brands. Cheetos? Cheese
>>>>Doodles? Is that Kraft? Is there anywhere to turn that's NOT Kraft for
>>>>junk food?
>>>
>>> Yeah, but I already know what cheetos taste like and they don't come
>>> in a Kraft box. I'm buying them for the box and the element of
>>> surprise.
>>
>>
>> sf,
>>
>> Not that I can stop you but I hope you know what you're doing!!!
>>
>> Best,
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> I think Barbara always knows what she's doing. ;-)


But... but... would you... you're right! As a gag I can picture it.

Andy

Andy wrote:
> Am I to believe my eyes?
>
> Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>
> ??????
>
> What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
>
> I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
>
> Andy

i sorta half saw an ad for it the other night. probably tastes like
cheezits.

harriet & critters

Andy wrote:
> Am I to believe my eyes?
>
> Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>
> ??????
>
> What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
>
> I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
>
> Andy
Yeah, I saw those in my last visit to the local meglo-mart. I guess it's
what the ad execs call "brand extension".

Dan Goodman wrote:
> Nexis wrote:
>
>> <sf> wrote in message
>> ... >On Mon, 07 Jul
>> 2008 21:13:00 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>>>> Am I to believe my eyes?
>>>>
>>>> Kraft macaroni & cheese crackers
>>>>
>>>> ??????
>>>>
>>>> What happened since I left home? Did the world's axis shift?
>>>>
>>>> I just went to Kalifornia for a week! Dammit!!!
>>>>
>>> You mean your side of the country got it first?
>>>
>>> <sniffle>
>>
>> You haven't seen them yet, sf? My mom and I saw them a couple weeks
>> ago at the Albertson's near her. At first, I thought it was an
>> abnormally large box of mac&cheese! lol I had to read it twice before
>> I realized they were just crackers. She bought a box for the
>> grandkids...they look like the kraft mac & cheese noddles too.
>> What'll they think up next?
>
> There's already Hamburger Helper with the hamburger already mixed in
> (freeze-dried.)
>
>
Let's not forget microwave hotdogs complete with buns!

sf wrote:
> On 08 Jul 2008 08:51:51 GMT, "Dan Goodman" > wrote:
>
>> There's already Hamburger Helper with the hamburger already mixed in
>> (freeze-dried.)
>
> Is it sold in regular grocery stores or camping stores?
>
>
It's in regular grocery stores in the southwestern US. Tastes just like
the regular Hamburger Helper, but the freeze-dried hamburger bits don't
seem to soften up much. I pick them out when I've been forced to eat the
stuff.