Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.

Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
the kitchen when you were a kid?

I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made sense at
the time!

Knowing my mom, I suspect she was quite diplomatic. Probably something
like, "Well, that's kind of a different sandwich...your own creation, or
did you get the idea somewhere?" I do remember that I got to eat it. I
don't remember my reaction to it. She was right in thinking, as I
*believe* she was thinking, that it wasn't something that was going to
happen again, so taking it in stride was a good response.


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On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:45:19 -0700, Blinky the Shark
> wrote:

>
>Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>
>Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
>the kitchen when you were a kid?

Nope
>
>I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made sense at
>the time!

You had to be high! Did you have older siblings/cousins in the house
at the time? Maybe it was a contact high. Or maybe you dreamed it.



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sf wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:45:19 -0700, Blinky the Shark >
> wrote:
>
>
>>Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>
>>Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
>>the kitchen when you were a kid?
>
> Nope
>>
>>I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>>slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made sense at
>>the time!
>
> You had to be high! Did you have older siblings/cousins in the house at
> the time? Maybe it was a contact high. Or maybe you dreamed it.

Nope. I was the solo perp.


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Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
> the kitchen when you were a kid?


Not when I was a kid. It happens fairly frequently at home.


Jim has this weirdness where he likes soy sauce in Japanese and Chinese
restaurants but says I'm not allowed to use it at home. If he sees it
on the counter when I'm getting ready to finish a stir-fry, he objects
and wants to make sure I use it only on my serving, not his.


The other day I managed to put a little in a wonderful cream of mushroom
soup. (I used shiitake mushrooms from the Asian market. They were very
flavorful.) He didn't notice and pronounced it wonderful.


Other times, he'll see that I've used it, say that he can taste it and
BUSTED.


I'm always coming up with odd combinations. On a good day, that makes
me a creative cook. On a bad day, that makes me BUSTED.


--Lia

Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>
> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
> the kitchen when you were a kid?
>
> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made sense at
> the time!

Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter schmered
on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled with pecans
and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.

Becca

In article >,
Becca > wrote:

> Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter schmered
> on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled with pecans
> and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
>
> Becca


Actually, if you'd broiled the side with the pecans and coconut (and the
corn syrup?), it sounds kinda ---- sweet!
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Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>
> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre
> in the kitchen when you were a kid?
>
> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made
> sense at the time!
>
> Knowing my mom, I suspect she was quite diplomatic. Probably
> something like, "Well, that's kind of a different sandwich...your own
> creation, or did you get the idea somewhere?" I do remember that I
> got to eat it. I don't remember my reaction to it. She was right in
> thinking, as I *believe* she was thinking, that it wasn't something
> that was going to happen again, so taking it in stride was a good
> response.

We used to have to *ask* my mom if we could make a triple decker peanut
butter and jelly sandwich. We'd get busted for that if we didn't ask. What
was the big deal? 3 pieces of bread and we'd cut them up in triangles, like
a turkey club. My mom would get so mad!

Oh! And powdered sugar icing on graham crackers was always a no-no unless
we asked, as well. If we got caught making it on our own - BUSTED.

kili

Becca wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>
>> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre
>> in the kitchen when you were a kid?
>>
>> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made
>> sense at the time!
>
> Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter
> schmered on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled
> with pecans and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
>
> Becca

Add peanut butter and I think you've got something there! :~)

kili

Becca wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>
>> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
>> the kitchen when you were a kid?
>>
>> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made sense at
>> the time!
>
> Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter schmered
> on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled with pecans
> and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
>
> Becca

OMG! Not that I can eat that now--or perhaps ever. BUT I am
thinking one could experiment and come up with something that
tasted like pecan pie! (I am now going to pray for a long bout of
amnesia....)

--
Jean B.

Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>
> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre
> in the kitchen when you were a kid?
>
> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made
> sense at the time!
>
> Knowing my mom, I suspect she was quite diplomatic. Probably
> something like, "Well, that's kind of a different sandwich...your own
> creation, or did you get the idea somewhere?" I do remember that I
> got to eat it. I don't remember my reaction to it. She was right in
> thinking, as I *believe* she was thinking, that it wasn't something
> that was going to happen again, so taking it in stride was a good
> response.

Oh! I just thought of another one! My mom used to get so mad when I'd use
butter, peanut butter and honey on toast. GAWD, I loved those sandwiches!
My mom didn't think that they were nutritionally sound. :-P

kili

kilikini wrote:
>
> Becca wrote:
> > Blinky the Shark wrote:
> >> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
> >>
> >> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre
> >> in the kitchen when you were a kid?
> >>
> >> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
> >> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made
> >> sense at the time!
> >
> > Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter
> > schmered on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled
> > with pecans and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
> >
> > Becca
>
> Add peanut butter and I think you've got something there! :~)
>
> kili

Maybe with some bananas, too???

Sky

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Julia Altshuler wrote:
> The other day I managed to put a little in a wonderful cream of
> mushroom soup. (I used shiitake mushrooms from the Asian market. They
> were very flavorful.) He didn't notice and pronounced it
> wonderful.

You could try using mushroom ketchup. It isn't unlike soy sauce and I
suppose he wouldn't recognise the bottle

http://www.bakersandlarners.co.uk/wa...hup-p-463.html

Sky wrote:
> kilikini wrote:
>>
>> Becca wrote:
>>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>>>
>>>> Did you ever get busted making something
>>>> disgusting/horrible/bizarre in the kitchen when you were a kid?
>>>>
>>>> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of
>>>> two slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it
>>>> made sense at the time!
>>>
>>> Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter
>>> schmered on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled
>>> with pecans and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
>>>
>>> Becca
>>
>> Add peanut butter and I think you've got something there! :~)
>>
>> kili
>
> Maybe with some bananas, too???
>
> Sky

Why not? :~)

kili

"kilikini" > wrote >
> Oh! I just thought of another one! My mom used to get so mad when I'd
> use butter, peanut butter and honey on toast. GAWD, I loved those
> sandwiches! My mom didn't think that they were nutritionally sound. :-P
>

Butter and sugar on pancakes. Usually at 3 a.m.

cybercat wrote:
> "kilikini" > wrote >
>> Oh! I just thought of another one! My mom used to get so mad when
>> I'd use butter, peanut butter and honey on toast. GAWD, I loved
>> those sandwiches! My mom didn't think that they were nutritionally
>> sound. :-P
>
> Butter and sugar on pancakes. Usually at 3 a.m.

Oh, you reminded me of butter and powdered sugar on crepes!

kili

Blinky the Clown wrote:
>
> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.

I always thought Busted meant D cups.

Ophelia wrote:
>
> You could try using mushroom ketchup. It isn't unlike soy sauce and I
> suppose he wouldn't recognise the bottle
>
> http://www.bakersandlarners.co.uk/wa...hup-p-463.html


I'm intrigued.
The recipes I looked up make it sound like a sort of preserved mushroom
juice. You use salt to make the mushroom give up their liquid, add
spices and vinegar, then boil it down to concentrate and preserve it.
I'll keep my eye open for it the next time I'm in a specialty shop.


--Lia

"kilikini" > wrote in message
om...
> cybercat wrote:
>> "kilikini" > wrote >
>>> Oh! I just thought of another one! My mom used to get so mad when
>>> I'd use butter, peanut butter and honey on toast. GAWD, I loved
>>> those sandwiches! My mom didn't think that they were nutritionally
>>> sound. :-P
>>
>> Butter and sugar on pancakes. Usually at 3 a.m.
>
> Oh, you reminded me of butter and powdered sugar on crepes!
>

Powdered is best, but there's something about granular I like too. Sometimes
cinnamon too. This was born one time when I HAD to have pancakes but had no
syrup. Then I came to prefer it at times.

Julia Altshuler wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>>
>> You could try using mushroom ketchup. It isn't unlike soy sauce and
>> I suppose he wouldn't recognise the bottle
>>
>> http://www.bakersandlarners.co.uk/wa...hup-p-463.html
>
>
> I'm intrigued.
> The recipes I looked up make it sound like a sort of preserved
> mushroom juice. You use salt to make the mushroom give up their
> liquid, add spices and vinegar, then boil it down to concentrate and
> preserve it. I'll keep my eye open for it the next time I'm in a
> specialty shop.

It is indeed, but much easier if you can buy it)

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Geo_Watkins_Mu...tchup__6770855

You can see the bottle properly here. It is quite unique and old fashioned
really. I think you can order it here too.

I seem to remember that cybercat was interested in it some time ago, but I
may be mistaken
>
>
> --Lia

Dammit,

Ophelia,

Please tell me what went wrong?

Where in Europe do I have to hunt you down?!?

I'll give me three weeks, starting from Gatwick, with the Queen's permission.

Best and a beer, time comes!

Andy

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:24:05 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote:

>Powdered is best, but there's something about granular I like too. Sometimes
>cinnamon too. This was born one time when I HAD to have pancakes but had no
>syrup. Then I came to prefer it at times.

A light sprinkle of cinnamon and sugar is very nice on toast, but no
one I know is "busted" over it.


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Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>
> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
> the kitchen when you were a kid?


Potato chips, mustard and pickles on white bread.

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >,
> Becca > wrote:
>
>> Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter schmered
>> on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled with pecans
>> and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
>>
>> Becca
>
>
> Actually, if you'd broiled the side with the pecans and coconut (and the
> corn syrup?), it sounds kinda ---- sweet!

Just thinking about that is making me hungry.

Becca

Julia Altshuler wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>
>> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
>> the kitchen when you were a kid?
>
> Not when I was a kid. It happens fairly frequently at home.
>
> Jim has this weirdness where he likes soy sauce in Japanese and Chinese
> restaurants but says I'm not allowed to use it at home. If he sees it on
> the counter when I'm getting ready to finish a stir-fry, he objects and
> wants to make sure I use it only on my serving, not his.

And you've never asked him why he is inconsistant on this?

> The other day I managed to put a little in a wonderful cream of mushroom
> soup. (I used shiitake mushrooms from the Asian market. They were very
> flavorful.) He didn't notice and pronounced it wonderful.
>
> Other times, he'll see that I've used it, say that he can taste it and
> BUSTED.



> I'm always coming up with odd combinations. On a good day, that makes me
> a creative cook. On a bad day, that makes me BUSTED.

Life itself is kinda like that, I think. Sometimes you eat the bear;
sometimes the bear eats you.


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Becca wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>
>> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
>> the kitchen when you were a kid?
>>
>> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made sense
>> at the time!
>
> Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter schmered
> on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled with pecans and
> coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.

From the vantage of my 61 years, I think that sounds better than my
m&mwich.

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kilikini wrote:

> Becca wrote:
>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>>
>>> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
>>> the kitchen when you were a kid?
>>>
>>> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>>> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made sense
>>> at the time!
>>
>> Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter schmered
>> on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled with pecans
>> and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
>>
>> Becca
>
> Add peanut butter and I think you've got something there! :~)

Well, *that* sure lets the camel's nose in under the side of the tent --
the banans/bologna/mayo/pickles can't be far behind.


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Sky wrote:

> kilikini wrote:
>>
>> Becca wrote:
>> > Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> >> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>> >>
>> >> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre
>> >> in the kitchen when you were a kid?
>> >>
>> >> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>> >> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made
>> >> sense at the time!
>> >
>> > Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter
>> > schmered on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled
>> > with pecans and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
>> >
>> > Becca
>>
>> Add peanut butter and I think you've got something there! :~)
>>
>> kili
>
> Maybe with some bananas, too???

Hah! See? Just what I predicted.


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kilikini wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>
>> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre in
>> the kitchen when you were a kid?
>>
>> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made sense
>> at the time!
>>
>> Knowing my mom, I suspect she was quite diplomatic. Probably something
>> like, "Well, that's kind of a different sandwich...your own creation, or
>> did you get the idea somewhere?" I do remember that I got to eat it. I
>> don't remember my reaction to it. She was right in thinking, as I
>> *believe* she was thinking, that it wasn't something that was going to
>> happen again, so taking it in stride was a good response.
>
> Oh! I just thought of another one! My mom used to get so mad when I'd
> use butter, peanut butter and honey on toast. GAWD, I loved those
> sandwiches! My mom didn't think that they were nutritionally sound. :-P

Your Mom's off my holiday list, now. That's a good sandwich. Grilled, as
well.


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Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
> And you've never asked him why he is inconsistant on this?


Absolutely not. The whole point of inconsistencies is that they're not
rational and have no reason behind them. If I started asking him,
there's no end to what he might start asking me. He could start by
asking why I don't like eggplant or beets. Then there's the bit about
how raspberry seeds are okay when they're in the raspberry straight from
the bramble but unacceptable in jam or smoothies.


--Lia

Janet Wilder wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>
>> Did you ever get busted making something disgusting/horrible/bizarre
>> in the kitchen when you were a kid?
>
>
> Potato chips, mustard and pickles on white bread.

ROFL, okay, that's a little odd to me! :~)

kili

Blinky the Shark wrote:
> kilikini wrote:
>
>> Becca wrote:
>>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>>>
>>>> Did you ever get busted making something
>>>> disgusting/horrible/bizarre in the kitchen when you were a kid?
>>>>
>>>> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of
>>>> two slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it
>>>> made sense at the time!
>>>
>>> Okay, step aside, ya amateur! Two slices of bread, with butter
>>> schmered on one side, white Karo syrup on the other side, sprinkled
>>> with pecans and coconut. It was a feast for a 9 yr old.
>>>
>>> Becca
>>
>> Add peanut butter and I think you've got something there! :~)
>
> Well, *that* sure lets the camel's nose in under the side of the tent
> -- the banans/bologna/mayo/pickles can't be far behind.

During an (ahem) "enlightened" state in my youth, we made peanut butter and
salami sandwiches. At the time it was incredible. In a more lucid state I
tried it again. Not a do-over.

kili

Blinky the Shark wrote:
> kilikini wrote:
>
>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>> Not, like *punishment* busted, just discovered.
>>>
>>> Did you ever get busted making something
>>> disgusting/horrible/bizarre in the kitchen when you were a kid?
>>>
>>> I remember my mom walking in when I was making a sandwich out of two
>>> slices of white bread, butter and a layer of m&ms. Hey, it made
>>> sense at the time!
>>>
>>> Knowing my mom, I suspect she was quite diplomatic. Probably
>>> something like, "Well, that's kind of a different sandwich...your
>>> own creation, or did you get the idea somewhere?" I do remember
>>> that I got to eat it. I don't remember my reaction to it. She was
>>> right in thinking, as I *believe* she was thinking, that it wasn't
>>> something that was going to happen again, so taking it in stride
>>> was a good response.
>>
>> Oh! I just thought of another one! My mom used to get so mad when
>> I'd use butter, peanut butter and honey on toast. GAWD, I loved
>> those sandwiches! My mom didn't think that they were nutritionally
>> sound. :-P
>
> Your Mom's off my holiday list, now. That's a good sandwich.
> Grilled, as well.

Don't worry, my Mom's off *my* holiday list, too! LOL.

kili

kilikini wrote:

> During an (ahem) "enlightened" state in my youth, we made peanut butter and
> salami sandwiches. At the time it was incredible. In a more lucid state I
> tried it again. Not a do-over.
>
> kili

When my oldest son was about 10, he made a sandwich with ham, scallions
and Dorito's. He shared it with the cat, who licked all of the orange
powder off the Dorito's. =)

Becca

Becca wrote:
> kilikini wrote:
>
>> During an (ahem) "enlightened" state in my youth, we made peanut
>> butter and salami sandwiches. At the time it was incredible. In a
>> more lucid state I tried it again. Not a do-over.
>>
>> kili
>
> When my oldest son was about 10, he made a sandwich with ham,
> scallions and Dorito's. He shared it with the cat, who licked all of
> the orange powder off the Dorito's. =)
>
> Becca

LOL. I hope he didn't eat the Dorito's after the fact!

kili

Janet Wilder wrote:
> Potato chips, mustard and pickles on white bread.

Heh. I think I may have said that I used to eat mustard and bread
as a kid.... You took it one (or two) steps further.

--
Jean B.

Becca wrote:
> kilikini wrote:
>
>> During an (ahem) "enlightened" state in my youth, we made peanut
>> butter and salami sandwiches. At the time it was incredible. In a
>> more lucid state I tried it again. Not a do-over.
>>
>> kili
>
> When my oldest son was about 10, he made a sandwich with ham, scallions
> and Dorito's. He shared it with the cat, who licked all of the orange
> powder off the Dorito's. =)
>
> Becca
>
>
Mine was about six when he shared an apple with the Boston Bull Terrier.
He would take a bite, the terrier would take a bite. The terrier finally
ate the core and they were through. We just watched and wondered.

Becca wrote:

> kilikini wrote:
>
>> During an (ahem) "enlightened" state in my youth, we made peanut butter
>> and salami sandwiches. At the time it was incredible. In a more lucid
>> state I tried it again. Not a do-over.
>>
>> kili
>
> When my oldest son was about 10, he made a sandwich with ham, scallions
> and Dorito's. He shared it with the cat, who licked all of the orange
> powder off the Dorito's. =)

Dorito's what?


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kilikini wrote:

> Becca wrote:
>> kilikini wrote:
>>
>>> During an (ahem) "enlightened" state in my youth, we made peanut butter
>>> and salami sandwiches. At the time it was incredible. In a more lucid
>>> state I tried it again. Not a do-over.
>>>
>>> kili
>>
>> When my oldest son was about 10, he made a sandwich with ham, scallions
>> and Dorito's. He shared it with the cat, who licked all of the orange
>> powder off the Dorito's. =)
>>
>> Becca
>
> LOL. I hope he didn't eat the Dorito's after the fact!

Dorito's what? Holy cow, folks. It's an epidemic.

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Andy wrote:
> Dammit,
>
> Ophelia,
>
> Please tell me what went wrong?
>
> Where in Europe do I have to hunt you down?!?
>
> I'll give me three weeks, starting from Gatwick, with the Queen's
> permission.
>
> Best and a beer, time comes!

LOL well, you have to get your bum to UK first.... I will give you
directions from there

George Shirley wrote:
> Mine was about six when he shared an apple with the Boston Bull
> Terrier. He would take a bite, the terrier would take a bite. The
> terrier finally ate the core and they were through. We just watched
> and wondered.

Boy and dog? No contest)

I am getting an old dog tomorrow from the Dog's Trust. She is a Border
Collie and she is 12 years old. She is sooooooooo sweet) We are lucky to
have her for whatever time she has left.