God Dammit, how many times...?

Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????

And not taken my own advice.

So, only a water scalding this time.

Andy

Andy <q> wrote:

> God Dammit, how many times...?
>
> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>
> And not taken my own advice.
>
> So, only a water scalding this time.
>
> Andy

A Day in the Life of Andy.

Have you tried auctioning off the movie rights to the big Hollywood
studios? You could make millions!

-sw

On Sun 24 Aug 2008 08:35:06a, Andy told us...

> God Dammit, how many times...?
>
> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>
> And not taken my own advice.
>
> So, only a water scalding this time.
>
> Andy
>

If you have not learned to wear something on your feet by now, you should
either hire a cook and never cook in your kitchen again, or the food you
prepare in your kitchen should be limited to cold food.

--
Wayne Boatwright

*******************************************
Date: Sunday, 08(VIII)/24(XXIV)/08(MMVIII)
*******************************************
Countdown till Labor Day
1wks 14hrs 30mins
*******************************************
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*******************************************

Ouch, sorry Andy, that's gotta smart like hell. Don't vacuum in your
bare feet either. Have you ever run over your big toe with a rotating
beater bar brush?

Denise

Andy <q> wrote in :

> God Dammit, how many times...?
>
> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>
> And not taken my own advice.
>
> So, only a water scalding this time.
>
> Andy

I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
not complain about it.

--
Saerah (still has a scar from when she was pregnant and was cooking
without a shirt on, heh)

"Welcome to Usenet, Biatch! Adapt or haul ass!"
- some hillbilly from FL

sarah gray wrote:

> Andy <q> wrote in :
>
>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>
>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>
>> And not taken my own advice.
>>
>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>
>> Andy
>
> I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
> not complain about it.

I cook barefoot almost all of the time.


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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:45:13 GMT, sarah gray >
wrote:

>I cook barefooted all the time;

So do I...but don't fry bacon naked.

Wayne Boatwright said...

> On Sun 24 Aug 2008 08:35:06a, Andy told us...
>
>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>
>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>
>> And not taken my own advice.
>>
>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> If you have not learned to wear something on your feet by now, you should
> either hire a cook and never cook in your kitchen again, or the food you
> prepare in your kitchen should be limited to cold food.


I know!

Andy
Stupid Twice

Blinky the Shark said...

> sarah gray wrote:
>
>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>
>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>
>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>
>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>
>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>> I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
>> not complain about it.
>
> I cook barefoot almost all of the time.


Blinky,

Yeah right, What do YOU cook? Underwater BUM!!! Gimme fins!

Andy
8-ball pool shark

Billy said...

> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:45:13 GMT, sarah gray >
> wrote:
>
>>I cook barefooted all the time;
>
> So do I...but don't fry bacon naked.


NEVER, EVER!!!

Andy in a toga and sandals and a 3-foot... ... spatula!

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:35:06 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>God Dammit, how many times...?
>
>Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>
>And not taken my own advice.
>
>So, only a water scalding this time.
>
Watch out with those knives, Andy...





--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

Blinky the Shark wrote:
> sarah gray wrote:
>
>
>>Andy <q> wrote in :
>>
>>
>>>God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>
>>>Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>
>>>And not taken my own advice.
>>>
>>>So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>
>>>Andy
>>
>>I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
>>not complain about it.
>
>
> I cook barefoot almost all of the time.

I rarely wear shoes in the house, period. I operate a specialty sewing
business out of my home. I use a 40 year-old japanese industrial
machine with a max speed of 3,000 stitches per minute. It takes a
delicate touch on the foot pedal to control the beast.

I have learned, however, that soldering while wearing flip flops is a
Really Bad Idea.

sarah gray > wrote in
. 102:

> Andy <q> wrote in :
>
>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>
>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>
>> And not taken my own advice.
>>
>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>
>> Andy
>
> I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
> not complain about it.
>

I always wear my socks when cooking...wouldn't want cold feet you know.
Guess I'm too lazy to wear slippers instead.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

"hahabogus" > wrote
> I always wear my socks when cooking...wouldn't want cold feet you know.
> Guess I'm too lazy to wear slippers instead.
>

As soon as I hit the house I am barefoot until I have to go out again, and
no socks either. I've never even though about any hazards while cooking.
Maybe people with big feet are more at risk.

said...

> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:35:06 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>God Dammit, how many times...?
>>
>>Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>
>>And not taken my own advice.
>>
>>So, only a water scalding this time.
>>
> Watch out with those knives, Andy...
>
>


sf,

This time it was boiling water. Before, (circa 1984?) it was red hot bacon
fat that I didn't correctly manage to get to the kitchen sink. 8O YEOUCH!!!

Best,

Andy

cybercat said...

>
> "hahabogus" > wrote
>> I always wear my socks when cooking...wouldn't want cold feet you know.
>> Guess I'm too lazy to wear slippers instead.
>>
>
> As soon as I hit the house I am barefoot until I have to go out again,
and
> no socks either. I've never even though about any hazards while cooking.
> Maybe people with big feet are more at risk.


cybercat,

Size doesn't matter. It's more a matter of clumsy!!!

<smootch>

Best,

Andy
Two left feet

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> God Dammit, how many times...?
>
> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>
> And not taken my own advice.
>
> So, only a water scalding this time.
>
> Andy

Cooking drunk again?

Sorry for your pain :-(

Dimitri

"Dimitri" > wrote in news:lXisk.7724$np7.7476
@flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com:

>
> "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:Xns9B04759322C92cotd@
216.196.97.136...
>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>
>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>
>> And not taken my own advice.
>>
>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>
>> Andy
>
> Cooking drunk again?
>
> Sorry for your pain :-(
>
> Dimitri

Hell, when I'm cooking drunk, I don't notice things like burns

--
Saerah

"Welcome to Usenet, Biatch! Adapt or haul ass!"
- some hillbilly from FL

"sarah gray" > wrote in message
. 102...
> "Dimitri" > wrote in news:lXisk.7724$np7.7476
> @flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com:
>
>>
>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:Xns9B04759322C92cotd@
> 216.196.97.136...
>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>
>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>
>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>
>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>> Cooking drunk again?
>>
>> Sorry for your pain :-(
>>
>> Dimitri
>
> Hell, when I'm cooking drunk, I don't notice things like burns
>
> --
> Saerah


Usually the next day.....

LOL

Dimitri

In article >, Andy <q> says...
> God Dammit, how many times...?
>
> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>
> And not taken my own advice.
>
> So, only a water scalding this time.
>
> Andy
>

Yes indeed, I know this one well. In my case it was very hot tomato
sauce. Blistered up and I still have the scar to this day.

I never cook barefooted anymore.

"Dimitri" > wrote in news:wxjsk.7732$np7.4107
@flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com:

>
> "sarah gray" > wrote in message
> . 102...
>> "Dimitri" > wrote in news:lXisk.7724$np7.7476
>> @flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:Xns9B04759322C92cotd@
>> 216.196.97.136...
>>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>>
>>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>>
>>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>>
>>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>> Cooking drunk again?
>>>
>>> Sorry for your pain :-(
>>>
>>> Dimitri
>>
>> Hell, when I'm cooking drunk, I don't notice things like burns
>>
>> --
>> Saerah
>
>
> Usually the next day.....
>
> LOL
>
> Dimitri
>
>

heh "where did this damn thing come from?"

--
Saerah

"Welcome to Usenet, Biatch! Adapt or haul ass!"
- some hillbilly from FL

Andy wrote:

> Blinky the Shark said...
>
>> sarah gray wrote:
>>
>>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>>
>>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>>
>>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>>
>>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>>
>>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>> I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
>>> not complain about it.
>>
>> I cook barefoot almost all of the time.
>
>
> Blinky,
>
> Yeah right, What do YOU cook? Underwater BUM!!! Gimme fins!

Okay, I also cook barefinned almost all of the time.


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Kathleen wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> sarah gray wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Andy <q> wrote in :
>>>
>>>
>>>>God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>>
>>>>Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>>
>>>>And not taken my own advice.
>>>>
>>>>So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>>
>>>>Andy
>>>
>>>I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
>>>not complain about it.
>>
>>
>> I cook barefoot almost all of the time.
>
> I rarely wear shoes in the house, period. I operate a specialty sewing

Ditto.

> business out of my home. I use a 40 year-old japanese industrial
> machine with a max speed of 3,000 stitches per minute. It takes a
> delicate touch on the foot pedal to control the beast.
>
> I have learned, however, that soldering while wearing flip flops is a
> Really Bad Idea.

Ouch!


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On Sun 24 Aug 2008 02:09:38p, Blinky the Shark told us...

> Andy wrote:
>
>> Blinky the Shark said...
>>
>>> sarah gray wrote:
>>>
>>>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>>>
>>>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>>>
>>>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>>>
>>>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>>>
>>>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>>> I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
>>>> not complain about it.
>>>
>>> I cook barefoot almost all of the time.
>>
>>
>> Blinky,
>>
>> Yeah right, What do YOU cook? Underwater BUM!!! Gimme fins!
>
> Okay, I also cook barefinned almost all of the time.
>
>

What do they call shoes for fins anyway?

--
Wayne Boatwright

*******************************************
Date: Sunday, 08(VIII)/24(XXIV)/08(MMVIII)
*******************************************
Countdown till Labor Day
1wks 9hrs 27mins
*******************************************
Reality is a much bigger concept than
I thought.
*******************************************

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sun 24 Aug 2008 02:09:38p, Blinky the Shark told us...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>
>>> Blinky the Shark said...
>>>
>>>> sarah gray wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>>>>
>>>>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>
>>>>> I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
>>>>> not complain about it.
>>>>
>>>> I cook barefoot almost all of the time.
>>>
>>>
>>> Blinky,
>>>
>>> Yeah right, What do YOU cook? Underwater BUM!!! Gimme fins!
>>
>> Okay, I also cook barefinned almost all of the time.
>
> What do they call shoes for fins anyway?

Imaginary.

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On Sun 24 Aug 2008 03:10:00p, Janet Baraclough told us...

> The message 0>
> from Wayne Boatwright > contains these words:
>
>> What do they call shoes for fins anyway?
>
> Flipperflops
>
> Janet
>

LOL! Good one, Janet!

--
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*******************************************
Date: Sunday, 08(VIII)/24(XXIV)/08(MMVIII)
*******************************************
Countdown till Labor Day
1wks 8hrs 31mins
*******************************************
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9.8 m / sec^2.
*******************************************

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sun 24 Aug 2008 03:10:00p, Janet Baraclough told us...
>
>> The message 0>
>> from Wayne Boatwright > contains these words:
>>
>>> What do they call shoes for fins anyway?
>>
>> Flipperflops
>
> LOL! Good one, Janet!

Indeed! Wish *I'd* thought of that.

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Andy wrote:

> So, only a water scalding this time.
>
> Andy

oh what a shame.

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> God Dammit, how many times...?
>
> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>
> And not taken my own advice.
>
> So, only a water scalding this time.
>
> Andy

Never fry bacon or sausage in the nude.

Never dump a chimney of red hot coals into the WSM while wearing flip-flops.

There are a lot more, but this is a family oriented group.


TFM®

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> Wayne Boatwright said...
>
>> On Sun 24 Aug 2008 08:35:06a, Andy told us...
>>
>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>
>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>
>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>
>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>
>>> Andy
>>>
>>
>> If you have not learned to wear something on your feet by now, you should
>> either hire a cook and never cook in your kitchen again, or the food you
>> prepare in your kitchen should be limited to cold food.
>
>
> I know!
>
> Andy
> Stupid Twice
>

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

TFM® - Bush said it better

"Blinky the Shark" > wrote in message
...
> sarah gray wrote:
>
>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>
>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>
>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>
>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>
>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>> I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
>> not complain about it.
>
> I cook barefoot almost all of the time.


There's just something I like about someone being barefoot in the kitchen!

TFM®

"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
5.250...
> On Sun 24 Aug 2008 02:09:38p, Blinky the Shark told us...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>
>>> Blinky the Shark said...
>>>
>>>> sarah gray wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>>>>
>>>>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>
>>>>> I cook barefooted all the time; I get burned occasionally, but try to
>>>>> not complain about it.
>>>>
>>>> I cook barefoot almost all of the time.
>>>
>>>
>>> Blinky,
>>>
>>> Yeah right, What do YOU cook? Underwater BUM!!! Gimme fins!
>>
>> Okay, I also cook barefinned almost all of the time.
>>
>>
>
> What do they call shoes for fins anyway?
>


Flip-flops


TFM®

"cybercat" > wrote in message
...
>
> "hahabogus" > wrote
>> I always wear my socks when cooking...wouldn't want cold feet you know.
>> Guess I'm too lazy to wear slippers instead.
>>
>
> As soon as I hit the house I am barefoot until I have to go out again, and
> no socks either. I've never even though about any hazards while cooking.
> Maybe people with big feet are more at risk.
>

Women have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the sink.

TFM®

"TFM®" > wrote
>
> There's just something I like about someone being barefoot in the kitchen!
>

Me too. Everywhere, really. I think part of it is we were in Orlando my
first four years and all I wore was a pair of underpants most of the time,
judging from the photos. Unless it was Easter. We were Catholic, you know.

"TFM®" > wrote in message
. com...
>
>
> "cybercat" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "hahabogus" > wrote
>>> I always wear my socks when cooking...wouldn't want cold feet you know.
>>> Guess I'm too lazy to wear slippers instead.
>>>
>>
>> As soon as I hit the house I am barefoot until I have to go out again,
>> and no socks either. I've never even though about any hazards while
>> cooking. Maybe people with big feet are more at risk.
>>
>
> Women have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the sink.
>

I have seen this in its entirety and I would just like to say, eat my thong.

cybercat said...

>
> "TFM®" > wrote
>>
>> There's just something I like about someone being barefoot in the
kitchen!
>>
>
> Me too. Everywhere, really. I think part of it is we were in Orlando my
> first four years and all I wore was a pair of underpants most of the
time,
> judging from the photos. Unless it was Easter. We were Catholic, you
know.
>


Heh heh heh heh heh!

In Ocean Beach, San Diego, CA, we could walk barefoot and drink beer in the
streets, as long as the beer was in cans! If it was glass bottled you'd get
a fine so we wouldn't get cut feet! It was one thing to step around
littered cans.

Andy
Beach BUM!!!

"Andy" <q> wrote
>
> In Ocean Beach, San Diego, CA, we could walk barefoot and drink beer in
> the
> streets, as long as the beer was in cans! If it was glass bottled you'd
> get
> a fine so we wouldn't get cut feet! It was one thing to step around
> littered cans.
>

Andy, I did not know you grew up in CA. Were you born there? Aren't you in
PA now?

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:14:25 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> Andy <q> wrote:
>
>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>
>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>
>> And not taken my own advice.
>>
>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>
>> Andy
>
> A Day in the Life of Andy.
>
> Have you tried auctioning off the movie rights to the big Hollywood
> studios? You could make millions!
>
> -sw

i thought the market for disaster flicks bottomed out a few years ago.

your pal,
blake

Michael "Dog3" said...

> sarah gray > news:Xns9B04A57BC4450anisaerahoohaycom@
> 207.115.17.102: in rec.food.cooking
>
>> "Dimitri" > wrote in news:lXisk.7724$np7.7476
>> @flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:Xns9B04759322C92cotd@
>> 216.196.97.136...
>>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>>
>>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>>
>>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>>
>>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>> Cooking drunk again?
>>>
>>> Sorry for your pain :-(
>>>
>>> Dimitri
>>
>> Hell, when I'm cooking drunk, I don't notice things like burns
>
> He'll learn the hard way when he has a big old nasty bout of gout and
> spills something on that big toe =)
>
> Michael


Michael,

Yeah, I certainly have a lot left to learn.

Best,

Andy
Day old pizza?!?

Andy said...

> Michael "Dog3" said...
>
>> sarah gray >
news:Xns9B04A57BC4450anisaerahoohaycom@
>> 207.115.17.102: in rec.food.cooking
>>
>>> "Dimitri" > wrote in news:lXisk.7724$np7.7476
>>> @flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:Xns9B04759322C92cotd@
>>> 216.196.97.136...
>>>>> God Dammit, how many times...?
>>>>>
>>>>> Have I said DONT COOK IN YOUR BARE FEET!??????
>>>>>
>>>>> And not taken my own advice.
>>>>>
>>>>> So, only a water scalding this time.
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>>> Cooking drunk again?
>>>>
>>>> Sorry for your pain :-(
>>>>
>>>> Dimitri
>>>
>>> Hell, when I'm cooking drunk, I don't notice things like burns
>>
>> He'll learn the hard way when he has a big old nasty bout of gout and
>> spills something on that big toe =)
>>
>> Michael
>
>
> Michael,
>
> Yeah, I certainly have a lot left to learn.
>
> Best,
>
> Andy
> Day old pizza?!?


Harlem born and Oakland raised!

Andy